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by Col. Mustard
Wed May 23, 2012 7:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Insult the poster below you :(
Replies: 1136
Views: 129204

Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Don't talk of your mother like that.

NP has chronic halitosis and 14 toes.
by Col. Mustard
Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:53 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4239
Views: 512190

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an early retirement. TO THE KNEE
by Col. Mustard
Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:44 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Omegle doom
Replies: 164
Views: 130738

Re: Omegle doom

Spoiler:
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
In two words, describe yourself.

Stranger 1: Drunk stud
Stranger 2: Sociopath.
Stranger 1 has disconnected
by Col. Mustard
Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can You Count?
Replies: 2422
Views: 228615

Re: Can You Count?

novem
by Col. Mustard
Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11206
Views: 949089

Re: Vending machine!

You get twenty cents.

I put in my childhood memories.
by Col. Mustard
Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:49 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4239
Views: 512190

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

That's just slippery enough to work!
by Col. Mustard
Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:48 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 846225

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: You're the one being clobbered.
by Col. Mustard
Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I'm not your buddy....
Replies: 188
Views: 26075

Re: I'm not your buddy....

I am certainly not a toad, old bean!
by Col. Mustard
Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:39 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25984
Views: 2314626

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted: You now play the triangle.

I wish I could play the triangle.
by Col. Mustard
Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:30 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Item Vote-Off
Replies: 100
Views: 9896

Re: Item Vote-Off

Baseball - 5
Soccer - 6
Basketball - 6
Hockey - 7
Football - 0
by Col. Mustard
Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: TenChrctrs
Replies: 1112
Views: 109308

Re: TenChrctrs

DblPstSrry
by Col. Mustard
Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: TenChrctrs
Replies: 1112
Views: 109308

Re: TenChrctrs

I'mUnruly2
by Col. Mustard
Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 634375

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Many malodourous macroscopic shark testicles are eaten without empirical triceratops mandibles.
by Col. Mustard
Thu Jul 15, 2010 9:26 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rate the avatar above you
Replies: 3920
Views: 363149

Re: Rate the avatar above you

I saw the red coloring and was going to give it a 9/10, but then I noticed the contrasting black coloring and changed my mind.

10/10
by Col. Mustard
Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: This is the title of the first post.
Replies: 112
Views: 9121

Re: This is the title of the first post.

This post was left incomp
by Col. Mustard
Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:13 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Do you have one too.
Replies: 127
Views: 17679

Re: Do you have one too.

Yes I have an old click style label maker. Does anyone have a talking Simpson's watch from Burger King?
by Col. Mustard
Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:16 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 260562

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

asiekierka wrote:I wish all fishes were wax coated.


Granted, all the fish are dead...Happy now?

I wish the fish weren't dead.
by Col. Mustard
Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:56 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Lets play the Animal game! ^^;
Replies: 135
Views: 10456

Re: Lets play the Animal game! ^^;

Grue :)
by Col. Mustard
Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:48 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 846225

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good News: the 10 brains happen to be seal brains!
by Col. Mustard
Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:20 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Haiku Debate Thread
Replies: 136
Views: 8930

Re: Haiku Debate Thread

To delete a post
You must call upon the mods
Redundant Haiku
by Col. Mustard
Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote the person above you.
Replies: 4764
Views: 333377

Re: Misquote the person above you.

Kain wrote:
frogman wrote:
Col. Mustard wrote:
Duban wrote:
King of Frogs wrote:
mieulium wrote:THERE'S SOMETHING FISHY... ITS MY MOTHER.

We all know your mom intimately

Who? Where am I?


Uh-oh Duban's getting angry again.... Get the heavy artillery ready.


Duban: GET IN MY BELLY.


I guess someone .(sunglasses). had explosive diarrhea. BLLEEEACCCHHHHH



Here's a towel.
by Col. Mustard
Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:58 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4239
Views: 512190

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

But why does it have to be green?
by Col. Mustard
Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:57 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote the person above you.
Replies: 4764
Views: 333377

Re: Misquote the person above you.

Duban wrote:
King of Frogs wrote:
mieulium wrote:THERE'S SOMETHING FISHY... ITS MY MOTHER.

We all know your mom intimately

Who? Where am I?


Uh-oh Duban's getting confused again.... Get the padded room ready.
by Col. Mustard
Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:52 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rate the avatar above you
Replies: 3920
Views: 363149

Re: Rate the avatar above you

9/10.345
Bunny with laser eyes.... nuff said.
by Col. Mustard
Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 152404

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Yeah, well I'm going to sneak in your house and switch all your DVDs to different cases.
by Col. Mustard
Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 91021
Views: 6862025

Re: Count to a Million [Space Page Toppers PT.2!]

20570
by Col. Mustard
Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:08 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 269413

Re: Attack and Defend

Luckily their orders terminate on my home's site, and they turn around and go home. I enjoy a quiet evening.

In the middle of the night, I sneak to NP's house and cut their brake lines on their car/truck/van/motorbike/etc.
by Col. Mustard
Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:29 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4239
Views: 512190

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

It's like cheese you can listen to OUTSIDE!!!!
by Col. Mustard
Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:25 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Music Game
Replies: 16
Views: 2168

Re: The Music Game

[12] Explosions in the Sky
[12] Metric
[10] Yann Tiersen
[11] Why?
[10] Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
[9] Air
[4] Aphex Twin
[10] Plushgun
[4] The Sword
by Col. Mustard
Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Haiku.
Replies: 316
Views: 36607

Re: Haiku.

Aperture Science
GLaDOS promises you cake
The cake is a lie
by Col. Mustard
Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:10 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: XKCD PSN/XBL/Wii/Steam/Specific Game IDs
Replies: 188
Views: 231502

Re: XKCD PSN/XBL/Wii/Steam/Specific Game IDs

XBL = MandatoryHalo
I mostly play Halo 3 online.
I welcome any of you as friends.
by Col. Mustard
Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY
Replies: 741
Views: 321047

Re: HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY

I don't have time to post in here I have to look up some HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY . I can't seem to make it through the day without looking up at least four HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY movies. When I wake up, even before the first cup of coffee, I exceed the recommended daily allowance of HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY .
by Col. Mustard
Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4239
Views: 512190

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

OK, for the last time, Bill I don't know how to remove a gerbil from there.
by Col. Mustard
Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:21 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The "Thread Necromancy" Game
Replies: 17197
Views: 1600481

Re: The "Thread Necromancy" Game

I will take....
108:25, bringing my total to 267:13.....
by Col. Mustard
Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:28 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Poke!
Replies: 59
Views: 7288

Re: Poke!

Readies his finger, and unleashes the A*POKE*ALYPSE!!!!!
by Col. Mustard
Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:26 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Write A Slightly edited story
Replies: 102
Views: 5402

Re: Write A Slightly edited story

So trolls then decided to invade, knowing America was 'nt protected by irregular fractions. HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS JHONNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Dantez was kissed again for the 583384935254874209751820974920572484209752842608782969572834952793847892lol234957284309728...
by Col. Mustard
Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:08 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Kingdom of Loathing
Replies: 449
Views: 58230

Re: Kingdom of Loathing

Yeah I just finished my first oxycore run, although I used a clover so no BM for me. :(

So, if anyone here is fed up with playing KoL, why don't you spread your wealth amongst those who still play. ;)
by Col. Mustard
Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:11 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: What are you listening to?
Replies: 9560
Views: 1145858

Re: What are you listening to?

Don't Follow - Alice in Chains
Sweet Insanity - Dog Fashion Disco

I totally agree with Smiling Hobo about King Crimson.
by Col. Mustard
Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:44 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Book Challenge
Replies: 261
Views: 20869

Re: The Book Challenge

But she wasn't his ship, and he wasn't a thief--not just then, anyway--and he couldn't leave Little Red Behind.
by Col. Mustard
Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:14 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4239
Views: 512190

Re: Non-Sequitor Showdown.

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