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by The Moo Prophet
Sat Jun 03, 2017 12:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11236
Views: 966163

Re: Vending machine!

You get a fan fiction featuring Zordon that leaves you feeling uncomfortable.

I insert a well worn bathrobe.
by The Moo Prophet
Sat Jun 03, 2017 12:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Thread Necromancy: Mexican Standoff Edition!
Replies: 92
Views: 26481

Re: Thread Necromancy: Mexican Standoff Edition!

I'll yoink me some points I guess.
by The Moo Prophet
Tue May 30, 2017 12:38 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count up in base 4 (using xkcd)
Replies: 984
Views: 129454

Re: Count up in base 4 (using xkcd)

dccdk
by The Moo Prophet
Tue May 30, 2017 12:31 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26021
Views: 2352896

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. As you wished, his wish now exists, but only as a wish. His wish has been granted existence. That for which he wished has not been.

Wistfully I wish for all of the wishes wished before now to be granted, and for that for which those wishers wished to be reality.
by The Moo Prophet
Sun May 28, 2017 11:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Every hour, on the hour
Replies: 20291
Views: 1287683

Re: Every hour, on the hour

On the hour! Nice one, Flicky.

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by The Moo Prophet
Fri May 26, 2017 6:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26021
Views: 2352896

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

So be it. You have better eyesight, which is what it sounds like: sight of eyes. You see every eye of every living creature on Earth simultaneously in a wildly confusing endless nightmare. You are blind to all else.

I wish for understanding.
by The Moo Prophet
Fri May 26, 2017 5:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26021
Views: 2352896

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You now have three severed thumbs in your freezer. They are found by law enforcement in a strange set of circumstances and it turns out they match three mis sing person reports from a small town in Wisconsin all about 4 years ago. Without a convicing explanation for this happenstance you ar...
by The Moo Prophet
Fri May 26, 2017 2:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Your Wrong
Replies: 66
Views: 7091

Re: Your Wrong

You have no base > 2 because all your base are belong to me.

I have no chance to survive. I will make my time.
by The Moo Prophet
Fri May 26, 2017 12:35 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Every hour, on the hour
Replies: 20291
Views: 1287683

Re: Every hour, on the hour

*swoosh*

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by The Moo Prophet
Fri May 26, 2017 1:23 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: xkcd Skyscraper
Replies: 1290
Views: 106262

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Floor 1104 has a device which teleports unobserved slinkies and superballs from elsewhere in the skyscraper to the top of the stairs leading up from 1103 and they immediately proceed down said stairs provided they are being observed.
by The Moo Prophet
Fri May 26, 2017 1:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7582
Views: 713215

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Vaguely half full? Several varieties of liquor, and some mouthwash and flat soda and others. Precisely half full? I can't make those measurements fast enough.

Something soft and comforting.
by The Moo Prophet
Fri May 26, 2017 1:09 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Every hour, on the hour
Replies: 20291
Views: 1287683

Re: Every hour, on the hour

Oh snap!

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by The Moo Prophet
Fri May 26, 2017 1:08 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26021
Views: 2352896

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. The egg is delicious. You are also delicious to the mother Roc who catches up with you moments later.

I wish for a fulfilling life and an easy, sudden death in old age.
by The Moo Prophet
Thu May 25, 2017 12:53 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count that resets after an hour of inactivity
Replies: 4131
Views: 169895

Re: Count that resets after an hour of inactivity

ahem...I mean 2
by The Moo Prophet
Thu May 25, 2017 12:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 91840
Views: 7017419

Re: Count to a Million

71275
by The Moo Prophet
Thu May 25, 2017 2:19 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 91840
Views: 7017419

Re: Count to a Million

71270.

Good. Thanks for catchingy duplicate.
by The Moo Prophet
Thu May 25, 2017 2:18 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Your Wrong
Replies: 66
Views: 7091

Re: Your Wrong

Incorrect. The title refers to your (possessive) wrong.

Someone will find my wrong in this statement next.
by The Moo Prophet
Thu May 25, 2017 2:16 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26021
Views: 2352896

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

He is free, but his wrath at your trapping him is great and he is bent on vengeancea. All of mankind must pay the price for your malevolence.

I wish I had the power to stop timrem.
by The Moo Prophet
Wed May 24, 2017 8:59 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26021
Views: 2352896

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Instead, you exploded all over an inkwell. It was not pretty.

I wish for this nasty weather to end.
by The Moo Prophet
Wed May 24, 2017 7:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count that resets after an hour of inactivity
Replies: 4131
Views: 169895

Re: Count that resets after an hour of inactivity

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first impression made and stored! Plop, indeed. I mostly just played Mafia back in the day anyway. Nice to see so many new time-wasting faces here.
by The Moo Prophet
Wed May 24, 2017 7:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 91840
Views: 7017419

Re: Count to a Million

71267

A million is a long long way off. Has anyone thought realistically about the goal, here?
by The Moo Prophet
Wed May 24, 2017 6:18 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 91840
Views: 7017419

Re: Count to a Million

71265
by The Moo Prophet
Wed May 24, 2017 6:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count that resets after an hour of inactivity
Replies: 4131
Views: 169895

Re: Count that resets after an hour of inactivity

6

Thank you!
Been about 6-7 years since I was around this (or any) forum.
Mmmm. Wasting time. Mmmmmmm.
by The Moo Prophet
Wed May 24, 2017 6:04 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Your Wrong
Replies: 66
Views: 7091

Re: Your Wrong

Actually, posting here is a privelage, not a right.

We'll make heaven a place on Earth.
by The Moo Prophet
Wed May 24, 2017 5:42 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count that resets after an hour of inactivity
Replies: 4131
Views: 169895

Re: Count that resets after an hour of inactivity

3!

Marking my triumphant return to forum games.
by The Moo Prophet
Wed May 24, 2017 5:38 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1841: "Who?"
Replies: 29
Views: 5358

Re: 1841: "Who?"

I vote "banal" on this one. Been done in various ways too often . DIdn't Randall do one last year where two folks at a party both made shit up about Star Wars, but because neither had a clue about the movies, they both felt relieved at "fitting in" ? Wasn't Banal the uncredited ...
by The Moo Prophet
Mon Apr 04, 2016 3:07 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1663: "Garden"
Replies: 673
Views: 159814

Re: 1663: "Garden"

I grew a gate. Then pointed blue lights up at it from underneath and got a gate-sitting octopus.

XKCD Octopus up.png
by The Moo Prophet
Wed May 21, 2014 6:52 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1371: "Brightness"
Replies: 21
Views: 9235

1371: "Brightness"

Image

Title Text: Recently, some exoplanet astronomers have managed to use careful analysis of reflected light to discover Earth during the day.

Exoplanet astronomy must be maddening to perform. I don't have that kind of patience.
by The Moo Prophet
Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:07 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107005
Views: 47373200

Re: 1190: "Time"

SBN wrote:Image
What's he up to now?

Adjusting the sea level?
by The Moo Prophet
Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:20 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107005
Views: 47373200

Re: 1190: "Time"

I'll go ahead and call it. The castles become recursive and we continue zooming in or out for the rest of Time, which will continue for the rest of time.
by The Moo Prophet
Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:01 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107005
Views: 47373200

Re: 1190: "Time"

Glorious Revelations!
by The Moo Prophet
Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:24 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: [i] - Dexterafia: Town Wins
Replies: 502
Views: 51544

Re: Invitational - Dexterafia: D1 Murder at Miami Metro

I would prefer not to lynch someone who may be replaced. Instead I will put my money where Az's mouth is. I mean his throat. My money...Azrael's throat. Because someone has to die and time is running low.

Vote: Azrael001
by The Moo Prophet
Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:44 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: [i] - Dexterafia: Town Wins
Replies: 502
Views: 51544

Re: Invitational - Dexterafia: D1 Murder at Miami Metro

Oh, sure. Unless he is scum and wants you to think that what he is saying is something that scum would never say out loud because they would leave it for night chat. Az is pretty tricksome, yo know. All kidding aside, I...have nothing much to say. When I'm not on my lunch break maybe I'll go ahead m...
by The Moo Prophet
Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:31 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: [i] - Dexterafia: Town Wins
Replies: 502
Views: 51544

Re: Invitational - Dexterafia: D1 Murder at Miami Metro

I keep looking at this thread and I'm trying to add something to it but yea, I'm pretty green and day one is rough.. It is possible that those trying to paint Dexter in a bad light have something to gain from his death, or something to fear from his life... Going back to this again, I guess you cou...
by The Moo Prophet
Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:33 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: [i] - Dexterafia: Town Wins
Replies: 502
Views: 51544

Re: Invitational - Dexterafia: D1 Murder at Miami Metro

I am here, sorry for my absence. I am of the opinion that Dexter's role will most likely be that of a vigilante, but probably with some kind of restriction, extra condition or maybe the requirement to kill every night. He may simply have the requirement to take out serial killers (we have 4 independ...
by The Moo Prophet
Sat Oct 16, 2010 3:11 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: [i] - Dexterafia: Town Wins
Replies: 502
Views: 51544

Re: Invitational - Dexterafia: Pre-game

OverBored wrote:
Weeks wrote:I also know little of Dexter

The only Dexter I really know is the one with the lab


I was actually slightly disappointed when I discovered which dexter it was. I'm sure a serial killer based tv show will make pretty good flavour for a game though.


Wait, THAT dexter? Not Dexter's lab?!
by The Moo Prophet
Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:20 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: [i] - Dexterafia: Town Wins
Replies: 502
Views: 51544

Re: Invitational - Dexterafia: Pre-game

Present and accounted for, but presently of no account.
by The Moo Prophet
Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:48 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: The Gojoe Memorial Mafia Discussion Thread
Replies: 32608
Views: 2445985

Re: DISCUSSION THREAD/Gojoe canNEVER be trusted

8bit Big Nose, your power was funny as hell. Still chuckling. I'm not sure I can speak to the balance issues. I think Infina did cross the line, but I was actually planning on taking a chance on him because he was the first person to mention Bahamut's name. Aardvarki: My investigation of you was blo...
by The Moo Prophet
Sun Jul 18, 2010 4:32 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: 8-Bit Theater Mafia [Turbo] GameOver: Complainers Suck.
Replies: 324
Views: 39798

Re: 8-Bit Theater Mafia [Turbo] Day Four: Witch Down!

Ok, for the record, here is how it went down. I am a false light warrior. Night 2, we used an investigation on Aardvarki. It was blocked, but another action from the same person was not. This rang bells because one of the false light warriors has the power of any investigations against him to appear...
by The Moo Prophet
Sun Jul 18, 2010 4:21 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: 8-Bit Theater Mafia [Turbo] GameOver: Complainers Suck.
Replies: 324
Views: 39798

Re: 8-Bit Theater Mafia [Turbo] Day Four: Witch Down!

I am glad you brought this up Aardvarki. I was hoping you would before I left for work. You were, in fact, the target of a role-block last night night. Fascinating! I have to leave now. Discuss.

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