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by Benevolent Lion
Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:25 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0398: "Tap That Ass"
Replies: 108
Views: 39090

Re: "Tap That Ass" Discussion

I definitely think Americans are more obsessed with "fuck". Quantitative example: I counted the number of times a friend and I used various words and phrases in IMs, because I'm really good at procrastinating, and "fuck" had over 650, where as "ass" had a lowly 147. Bu...
by Benevolent Lion
Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:05 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0398: "Tap That Ass"
Replies: 108
Views: 39090

Re: "Tap That Ass" Discussion

wrong...on so many levels... yet hilarious!

"I'd tap that ass in a telegraph."
by Benevolent Lion
Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:29 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2556519

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but the laws are set by 4Chan.

I wish I didn't have a drinking problem (I spilled water on my shirt).
by Benevolent Lion
Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:03 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Arrow game
Replies: 3127
Views: 203354

Re: The Arrow game

^ Hits the bull's eye.

< Nearly always wears a pair of converse

V Can't tie his or her own shoes
by Benevolent Lion
Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:59 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2556519

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but they understand it through a very annoying T.V. Sitcom character.

I wish I didn't forget to post a wish on my last post.

(I was rather proud of my corruption, and posted it with a grin)
by Benevolent Lion
Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo
Replies: 12812
Views: 1073778

Re: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo

Dvorak
by Benevolent Lion
Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:23 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2556519

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted except your clothes will only iron themselves when you wear them, and your boxers have a built in washer that only works when your wearing them in public.
by Benevolent Lion
Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:19 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Arrow game
Replies: 3127
Views: 203354

Re: The Arrow game

^ IS a flesh eating ewok

< Does not want to be eaten by flesh eating ewok

\/ save by < for posting before him, because he has a less chance of being eaten.
by Benevolent Lion
Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:29 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0368: "Bass"
Replies: 132
Views: 37725

Re: "Bass" discussion

I think "Springtime for Hitler" from The Producers would be a great choice. You would blow out the speakers, confuse the hell out them, and scare them to death with the song lyrics.
by Benevolent Lion
Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2556519

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, except he rick-roll's us.

I wish pink elephant pinatas were real.
by Benevolent Lion
Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:43 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0368: "Bass"
Replies: 132
Views: 37725

Re: "Bass" discussion

I have a question about the application of a lot of devices created in XKCD. Why don't we ask myth busters? I mean if they can make a oscillator that can vibrate a bridge, then who says they can't build the black hat machine.

That or one of you peoples make it. Either way, it would be awesome.
by Benevolent Lion
Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:35 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2556519

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, now that your neither introverted nor extroverted no one ever pays attention to you.

I wish I wasn't so mean.
by Benevolent Lion
Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:49 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2556519

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, your suspended over an active volcano. Enjoy your stay.

I wish Nintendo would rule the world.
by Benevolent Lion
Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:34 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2556519

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, you get Nexus and he isn't happy about being a crab. Lock your door.

I wish I could sleep tonight.
by Benevolent Lion
Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:58 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0315: "Braille"
Replies: 108
Views: 28644

In my school, I noticed that the braille are chipped off at different places. I'm 80% sure its another minority group, the hoodlums (hoodlum is a funny word). Those guys must be bored, if they get a kick out of screwing with a blind person. The blind population is rather secluded as well. I imagine ...
by Benevolent Lion
Wed May 30, 2007 10:56 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2556519

Granted but it falls into your head from the sky

I wish I was a magician.
by Benevolent Lion
Tue May 29, 2007 12:13 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1229695

Image

Walking-stick Bugs blend better.
by Benevolent Lion
Tue May 29, 2007 12:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2556519

Granted, but work hours have extended to fit 5/6th's of the day.

I wish I had an Octopus.
by Benevolent Lion
Tue May 29, 2007 12:06 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: US Immigration
Replies: 76
Views: 11921

I think many view it as unfortunate because they think of the problem as of now, not a few hundred years away. If one thinks that the solution is to reduce the population, they most likely imagine some horrid genocide or something to reduce current population. Furthermore, it seems that most poor ru...
by Benevolent Lion
Sun May 27, 2007 10:40 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2556519

Granted, when you wish for death after your horrible torture, it will be denied.

I wish I could ride a Vespa.
by Benevolent Lion
Sun May 27, 2007 10:36 am UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: Graphical riddle
Replies: 24
Views: 7738

Three was very frustrating. When I finally figured it out, for a few seconds I was thinking, "Great, 7 divisions? Just dandy..." after one attempt to divide, I soon realized: "Wait, this is a square! I own squares!" Then I divided it up into 7 skinny rectangles.
by Benevolent Lion
Sun May 27, 2007 10:24 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2556519

Granted, although Lucky urinated in it because you took his charms.

I wish the Tin-man had a heart.
by Benevolent Lion
Sun May 27, 2007 9:52 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: US Immigration
Replies: 76
Views: 11921

I feel that immigration laws and regulations must be greatly revised. I was born and raised in California. I've never known anything but the warmth of Southern California, but a side of my family comes straight from Mexico, and they didn't legally get here. As 3.1 pointed out, it takes a lot to immi...
by Benevolent Lion
Sun May 27, 2007 7:58 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4346
Views: 554742

Yo ho ho, with chemically toxic snow!
by Benevolent Lion
Sun May 27, 2007 7:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1229695

Image
by Benevolent Lion
Sat May 26, 2007 8:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4346
Views: 554742

Since it is a special occaison

Why is the rum gone?
by Benevolent Lion
Sat May 26, 2007 8:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1229695

Image
by Benevolent Lion
Fri May 25, 2007 3:24 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4346
Views: 554742

It has a little tippy-top that goes boom!
by Benevolent Lion
Fri May 25, 2007 2:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Type your name with your forehead
Replies: 234
Views: 36815

Forehead fda'hm yiqe.rn Well I got every letter in thar! chin damien weoot woot! nose fdamien close! knuckles dam ien elbows BDamuieeon tongue Dami en knees C90R DAO bikx eu mw Teef dg5iu3e0 FISTS mq mtwkxiw Oh yeah! Note: I'm a Dvorak keyboard user, therefore word jumbles look different!
by Benevolent Lion
Fri May 25, 2007 2:34 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2556519

Granted, it's a mac, good luck.

I wish I could have a pet that I could ride on like Battle Cat
by Benevolent Lion
Fri May 25, 2007 2:29 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2556519

Granted, you are the only surviving human. However, one platypus survived the impact. Good luck repopulating Earth.

I wish I owned a Spanish Galleon.
by Benevolent Lion
Fri May 25, 2007 2:26 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4346
Views: 554742

Are you crazy, we can't do that! The time is now!
by Benevolent Lion
Fri May 25, 2007 2:13 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2556519

Granted, here is the free sample packet.

I wish Starbucks headquarters would be struck by a meteor.
by Benevolent Lion
Fri May 25, 2007 1:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1229695

Building with Legos is better. Image
by Benevolent Lion
Thu May 24, 2007 4:59 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2556519

Granted, but it flows from your urinary track

I wish I had a someone to read aloud my books to me.
by Benevolent Lion
Thu May 24, 2007 4:55 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0267: "Choices: Part 4"
Replies: 137
Views: 39620

Randall is -99.99 units of evil!(refer to Regarding Mussolini thread, and I did not want to invoke a Godwin law stupidity)
by Benevolent Lion
Thu May 24, 2007 3:36 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2556519

Granted, your clothing becomes sentient and rids itself of your filthy human flesh.

I wish I had a personal library the size of two story home.
by Benevolent Lion
Thu May 24, 2007 3:25 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1229695

Image
by Benevolent Lion
Thu May 24, 2007 1:41 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1229695

Teh reall chick3n man is > tahn n00b nessie
Image


He is teh realness i tell you! ph34r
his eyes!


My brain really hurts after typing that
by Benevolent Lion
Wed May 23, 2007 6:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2556519

Granted, but now Chuck Goodrich installed Zombie Defense Systems around the world prior to the apocalypse.

I wish a I had a orange miniature pony.

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