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by the human perl script
Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:13 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0354: "Startling"
Replies: 159
Views: 25588

Re: "Startling" discussion

This thread needs less ostensibly-casual references to peoples' girlfriends.
by the human perl script
Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:47 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0353: "Python"
Replies: 241
Views: 56905

Re: "Python" discussion

As an anthropomorphic Perl script I am utterly appalled by the unbridled racial prejudice on display in this thread. My personal dislike of Python is based on two main things: 1. Removal of widely accepted visual markers for the sake of aesthetics and appeal to nerd egos 2. Python's high Page-Brin f...
by the human perl script
Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:39 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0351: "Trolling"
Replies: 179
Views: 37387

Re: "Trolling Discussion"

Netcraft confims it, Randall is a /b/tard.
by the human perl script
Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:02 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0350: "Network"
Replies: 220
Views: 22904

Re: "Network" Discussion

But it's practically impossible to find a virus on the net! Google just gives you loads of stuff peddled by those meddlesome producers of "antivirus" software, spoiling all our fun. Again, all my favourite bittorrent trackers are full of programmes filled with antivirus stuff when you sea...
by the human perl script
Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:16 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Would you survive the apocralypse
Replies: 260
Views: 16662

Re: Would you survive the apocalypse

most technology is destroyed This is a BIG pet peeve of mine: people who think "technology" means whizz-bang blinkenlights gadgets Do me a favour, go through this list of technologies and tell us what sort of things you actually mean. And for those who don't have a clue what I'm talking a...
by the human perl script
Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:34 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0346: "Diet Coke+Mentos"
Replies: 114
Views: 27651

Re: Discussion: Diet Coke+Mentos

From what the author wrote, I'm sure the "enraged fans" are pretty much what they were aiming for. This type of sarcastic-humour style can basically be broken down like this: 1. Select a topic to argue that will have "fanatics" either for or against it 2. Take the side of the ar...
by the human perl script
Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:43 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0345: "1337: Part 5"
Replies: 136
Views: 35273

Re: "1337: Part 5" Discussion

Yay, internet mythology.
by the human perl script
Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:37 am UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: What do you use your programming skills for?
Replies: 39
Views: 5738

Re: What do you use your programming skills for?

seconding evil
by the human perl script
Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:16 pm UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Funniest/Most Annoying Code Comments
Replies: 662
Views: 145914

Re:

String name; //Creates a String called name I see things like that ALL THE TIME in intro CS classes. I'll see your intro CS classes and raise you a XX-KLOC web-app with somewhere in the region of 5000 users. And apart from these, the code is completely devoid of comments . Sometimes the voices tell...
by the human perl script
Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:31 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0327: "Exploits of a Mom"
Replies: 210
Views: 110005

Re: "Exploits of a Mom"

Epic, epic win. Makes me wonder what the restrictions actually are on real world human names. I mean, if you try to name your kid xX_Jason_Xx, does the birth certificate application come back with some red text next to the name line? Name: xX_Jason_Xx Your child's name may contain only letters from ...
by the human perl script
Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:55 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0322: "Pix plz"
Replies: 392
Views: 98482

Re: "Pix plz" Discussion

I've noticed that the vast majority of the girls in my comp sci classes are are 0% comp and 0% sci. That kind of bugged me for a few seconds until I did a double take and realized that the vast majority of the guys are exactly the same.

This did not make me feel any better.
by the human perl script
Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:35 pm UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Post your most atrocious program that worked
Replies: 15
Views: 3852

[quote="warhorse"]
#!/usr/bin/perl
exit 0;
/quote]I think a more likely example would be

Code: Select all

#!/usr/bin/perl
unlink __FILE__;
OH SHI
by the human perl script
Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:14 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Internet obscurity challenge -- Who am I
Replies: 47
Views: 6049

I hate that this is possible. My online history isn't rich in photos, but makes up for it in arrogantly overstated opinions and general fucktardedness. If I ever get my hands on a time machine, the first thing I'm going to do is to go back in time and beat the shit out of past-me before he gets a ch...
by the human perl script
Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:57 pm UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Post your most atrocious program that worked
Replies: 15
Views: 3852

anything I've ever written in Perl 8) Perl truly is a thirty-headed monster of a programming language. Things like inline if/or/unless are just so tempting when you need a quick solution to some esoteric problem, and before you know it you've started coding horizontally instead of vertically. Still...
by the human perl script
Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:28 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I am the /b/slayer - an exercise in stalking a lameass.
Replies: 45
Views: 5657

wing wrote:if he crosses the line and it comes down to it, I'm big, hairy, well armed, and more than willing. Empty threats these are not. Improbable that they'll need to be employed, yes. Empty, definitely not.
Holy shit, an internet white knight and an internet tough guy, all in one?
by the human perl script
Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:25 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I am the /b/slayer - an exercise in stalking a lameass.
Replies: 45
Views: 5657

The Internet white knight rides again. Writing numbers in the desert sand! Daaaaaaaan dan dananan DaaAAAAAAAAaaaan daaaaaaan dandandandaaaaaaaaaaaan daaan dandandan daaaaaaaan!!!
by the human perl script
Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:12 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Do nerds turn you on?
Replies: 191
Views: 20690

sarahnade wrote:... except for human perl script. You might call me a beached whale.
.See 00:38 of http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZjlTwZ2EZpI for an example of the kind of thing I mean. There are some real large people in that video.
by the human perl script
Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:50 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Do nerds turn you on?
Replies: 191
Views: 20690

Yes, and I'm male, and it's a damn shame that such a large proportion of nerdy girls are more suited to re-release in the open ocean than to dating. EDIT: the classy independant girl JEEBUS YES. Seriously, do want. I have known two girls like this in my life. Sadly, neither was available to mate wit...
by the human perl script
Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:06 pm UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: ending to harry potter 7 (spoiler)
Replies: 178
Views: 31210

I read the leak today. I haven't touched Harry Potter since the big media blitz back with Goblet of Fire. After reading the ending today though... wow. If this leak isn't a deliberate marketing thing, then some people in Bloomsbury's marketing dept. need firing. It's almost made me into a full-blown...
by the human perl script
Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:03 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Label yourself (generalize with abandon)
Replies: 101
Views: 11196

This thread is made of overly verbose self description and not enough generalizations and stereotypes.
by the human perl script
Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:50 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Introduction
Replies: 4
Views: 1225

This should be here, but I think we can make a special case for the leader of the worldwide resistance and the last hope for mankind.
by the human perl script
Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:32 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Stalker safety
Replies: 74
Views: 10670

venting

I've been online for over ten years now, and I was just a stupid kid when I started. And being a stupid kid, I didn't have the sense to care about my privacy (back then, search engines weren't well-known, and there was no reason to assume that things wouldn't eventually disappear). I used my real na...
by the human perl script
Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:36 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: We should play either or both of these freeware FPSes
Replies: 18
Views: 6937

We should definitely be playing something. There are other open source FPSes to consider, though. Nexuiz and Urban Terror are two that I've enjoyed.

EDIT: Anybody on Sauerbraten? What server?
by the human perl script
Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:21 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1443602

TheKhakinator wrote:the kids these days
Grandpa alert.

prime wrote:
Wired wrote:Anyway, what features do you like in a girl?
Similar interests
Just about everyone says this, myself included. But is it slightly narcissistic?
by the human perl script
Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:50 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1443602

Wired wrote:Anyway, what features do you like in a girl?

Physical fitness, free of deformities, and an intelligent mind with a decent sense of morality.
Beyond that, I don't see how anything good can come from narrowing down to specific colors, sizes and shapes.
by the human perl script
Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:13 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Rap Music will destroy the world.
Replies: 99
Views: 17163

Damnit. This is one of those things where it would be a lot easier if I could fit snugly into one social pigeonhole. But I don't. And in geeky circles, I *always* end up clashing with somebody over their bigoted, sweeping dismissal of rap. Usually, it's the old chestnut about how all rap is about gu...
by the human perl script
Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:27 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Geek/Internet Rite of Passage
Replies: 138
Views: 12401

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by the human perl script
Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:15 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Geek/Internet Rite of Passage
Replies: 138
Views: 12401

De Ballen is the worst (for be out of any of the others that have been listed here. I hadn't heard of this one. I had to google it. Perhaps there's something wrong with me, because I just sat watching a video of some people cutting their own dicks off and I didn't react at all. I mean, I was aware ...
by the human perl script
Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:08 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Three Wishes
Replies: 91
Views: 11336

1. 2 blessed scrolls of genocide
2. 2 blessed scrolls of genocide
3. 2 blessed scrolls of genocide
by the human perl script
Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:58 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Geek/Internet Rite of Passage
Replies: 138
Views: 12401

I don't know what Meat Spin is, or Deballen. Although judging by the name of the later and the warning from Phenriz I don't know if I want to find out. Meatspin is a looping animated image of a male-to-female transsexual having receptive anal sex. The name comes from the spinning motion of the semi...
by the human perl script
Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:42 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Gigabytes vs Gigahertz
Replies: 35
Views: 4502

Pound for pound, GHz every time.
But other than that, I sho loves me some storage space.
by the human perl script
Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:33 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Geek/Internet Rite of Passage
Replies: 138
Views: 12401

Re: For the unenlightened

...I'm in a class room right now. Clicking on those links would be a bad idea. Adequacy is safe. It's like a Slashdot parody. Trolling isn't always about shock images. At least, it never used to be. Check it on Wikipedia if you don't believe me (you probably shouldn't believe me): http://en.wikiped...
by the human perl script
Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:29 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Geek/Internet Rite of Passage
Replies: 138
Views: 12401

SecondTalon wrote:Saying furries are worse than tentacle porn is like saying.. I don't know.. that a cold is worse than lung cancer.
Yiff in hell, sympathiser.
by the human perl script
Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:28 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Geek/Internet Rite of Passage
Replies: 138
Views: 12401

Re: For the unenlightened

Marbas wrote:Encyclopediadramatica is the only website I have ever seen that is made entirely out of trolls.
Here, have some more:
http://adequacy.org/ (dead)
http://img.4chan.org/b/ (mostly trolls, but each one is aware of this fact to a different degree)
by the human perl script
Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:16 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Linux is actually Windows!! rofl
Replies: 15
Views: 3605

More proof that adequacy.org is still more or less the state of the art in Linux-related trolling.
by the human perl script
Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:11 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Geek/Internet Rite of Passage
Replies: 138
Views: 12401

For the unenlightened

For a rompin', stompin' good time, I suggest the website encyclopediadramatica.com's fine article on the "Pain Series".
Internet = WIN
by the human perl script
Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:41 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Xbox live
Replies: 5
Views: 3018

The 80-minute indian callcenter thing is an Internet legend spread by unlucky customers commenting on each others' blogs. It's usually very painless and relatively quick.
But you don't want to cancel.
by the human perl script
Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:50 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3526258

2. eyebrows 3. makeup Fuck yeah. Is there some way for me to send out a memo to women to tell them that guys don't give a shit about their eyebrows? You can only make yourself *less* attractive by messing with them. Seriously, that ^_^ look is *not* a turn-on. And makeup... I can't make any blanket...
by the human perl script
Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:03 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0289: "Alone"
Replies: 208
Views: 54994

when i was explaining this comic to my friend, I actually started crying. it's beautiful, because it's the truest expression of love--it's not just selfish ownership or dumb overgenerosity. Here's a girl who really gets it, who reaches out to this guy, even to the part of him that's really really, ...
by the human perl script
Sun Jul 08, 2007 10:03 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Gender Confirmation
Replies: 325
Views: 35063

When playing badass sports in high temperatures, getting to remove outer layers of clothing, even playing topless, just to keep the sun from affecting the level of badassery. Women don't get to do that, and I think it's a shame, but then that's the price they pay for willfully using clothes to sexua...

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