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by wocket
Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:34 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3435752

Hint: yeast infections can be caused by antibiotics.
I found this out the hard way. Take yeast pills when you're on antibiotics!
by wocket
Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:23 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 2986197

So I already posted my face a few pages back, but that was before I got metal shoved into my nose. Behold, the new me: http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v104/223/106/26610095/n26610095_31449205_6078.jpg http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v104/223/106/26610095/n26610095_31449...
by wocket
Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:28 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3435752

There are chunks? I knew I was going to regret reading this thread. Oh well, at least I know about the cup thing now. 3.) And for the love of Glod, this is the most important one... don't ask us sexual questions when you DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER. What sexual questions? Re condom use: You shoul...
by wocket
Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:20 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2780055

Confession: My best friend's boyfriend just broke up with her, and I seriously had to fight the urge to say "I TOLD you he was a good for nothing stupid asshole BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN DID YOU?" Luckily, I succeeded in fighting this urge. Moral of the story - do not date "former" h...
by wocket
Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:12 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Serious family pseudo-problem
Replies: 11
Views: 2321

You're not going to change him. Probably nobody is going to change him. What you need to focus on now is a healthy way to deal with the pain and anger he's causing you. Try yoga and/or meditation. Learn different breathing techniques. Find a confidante (other than anonymous forumgoers on the interne...
by wocket
Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:08 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3435752

une see wrote:Wait, what's a DivaCup? Sounds...interesting...


It is a cup that fits snugly inside your vagina and catches your menstrual blood. You can wear it for up to 12 hours, take it out, clean it, and pop it back in. You can buy them on Amazon.
by wocket
Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:57 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3435752

I've watched two babies come out of my wife. You can't top that. I'm pretty sure anybody that's had a baby come out of them could top that. I've watched a lion take down a zebra, but that doesn't make me king of the jungle. Yay for wildly misinterpreting my post! I don't mean "You can't possib...
by wocket
Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:51 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3435752

Personally, I use tampons, because my mom decided to buy enough for me to plug up an entire Amazon tribe. When I finally run out I'll consider the cup. I do use pads on nights when there's a good chance I'll actually get 8 hours of sleep though. Also I am lucky enough to never have experienced the u...
by wocket
Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:07 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0289: "Alone"
Replies: 208
Views: 53905

Damn you, once again.

*hugs pillow...tries tapping out Fibonacci sequence on pillow...figures out it's really not the same at all*
by wocket
Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:47 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Unfortunate names
Replies: 136
Views: 14943

Oh! There was also (in my high school) Ahmed Hamed. And two brothers, Harry and Shane Bowles, who everybody called Hairy and Shaved Balls. Even the principal, over the loudspeaker.
by wocket
Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:43 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Unfortunate names
Replies: 136
Views: 14943

I went to school with a David Crockett.
No, he did not wear a coonskin cap, and I'm pretty sure he wasn't king of the wild frontier.
by wocket
Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:35 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 2986197

Alisto wrote:
wocket wrote:I would just like to say, Sarah, that I covet your purple tights. Yes. Covet.


Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tights.

Hell will be worth it if I get to be dressed in style. *sage nod*
by wocket
Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:29 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 2986197

I would just like to say, Sarah, that I covet your purple tights. Yes. Covet.
by wocket
Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:41 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2780055

Confession: if I have a daughter I swear I'm going to name her Vivien Leigh.
(why yes I WAS watching Gone With the Wind earlier tonight...)
by wocket
Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:26 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What's your sex?
Replies: 10
Views: 1866

You can be anonymous and genderqueer/intersex/trans, so that part of her post still stands.

Only 4 females voted = sadness :(
by wocket
Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:27 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0287: "NP-Complete"
Replies: 191
Views: 36166

gazzaj wrote:My question is, how can you give a 50% tip on a $15.05 order?


It's $15.05 of appetizers. We don't know what drinks they have or what main courses/desserts might possibly come after. Though, if the final bill does turn out to be $15.05, I'd assume they'd round up to the nearest cent.
by wocket
Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:23 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2780055

Somewhat embarrassing confession: Earlier in the shower, I nicked my toe while shaving my legs.

Please don't ask how. I don't know.
by wocket
Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:22 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Song Identification!
Replies: 458
Views: 197056

Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street?
by wocket
Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:59 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Suicide
Replies: 3
Views: 1662

I want to know how you punish someone for suicide.
"Oh, you killed yourself? Jail time for you!"
by wocket
Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:26 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Gender Confirmation
Replies: 325
Views: 34392

Yes. You missed me. :(

The point still stands, though, that the males are very much outnumbering us.
by wocket
Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:28 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Song Identification!
Replies: 458
Views: 197056

Owijad wrote:
HiroP wrote:You said the 70s or later, so I'm guessing...

"What is Love" by Haddaway

'cause it's repetitive, and they're a one-hit wonder by most accounts.


Ooh, I think that was it. Thankee.


Really? That completely doesn't jive with your whole "reminiscent of 'Take On Me'" thing. :?
by wocket
Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:52 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Dial Dillema
Replies: 44
Views: 4949

TheTankengine wrote:
LSK wrote:I would turn intellegence to 11. Then have my child watch 1980s cult movies.


But why wouldn't you just have 10 smarter and make 10 be the top number and make that a little more intelligent?


...My dial turns to 11!
by wocket
Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:51 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: What are you listening to?
Replies: 9561
Views: 1165868

The Magnetic Fields - I'm Sorry I Love You
by wocket
Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:18 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Song Identification!
Replies: 458
Views: 197056

Hammer wrote:
wocket wrote:In related news, you're old for knowing that.

Fixed.


Liar. I know plenty of older songs and I'm only 19. You don't need to be old to recognize good music. :P

Also VTHodge wins the thread.
by wocket
Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:11 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Song Identification!
Replies: 458
Views: 197056

Probably. We'll let the OP decide. In related news, you're awesome for knowing that.
by wocket
Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:58 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: /b/ visitors...
Replies: 75
Views: 11673

Once, a guy I knew linked me to a /b/ thread entitled "What's the worst thing you've ever seen?"

I didn't talk to him for weeks.
by wocket
Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:49 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: /b/ visitors...
Replies: 75
Views: 11673

When I visited /b/ (a long long time ago....), that stuff was very much in the minority. It was there, but easily scrolled past. I don't know if that's changed or not, but really, most of the time on /b/ what you're going to find are ridiculously stupid "Desu!" floods.
by wocket
Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:46 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Song Identification!
Replies: 458
Views: 197056

HaHA! I actually know that one!

Dispatch - The General

EDIT: Also, the line you're missing there is "you are young now, you must be living"
by wocket
Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:23 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Song Identification!
Replies: 458
Views: 197056

Nonono, he said it was reminiscent of "Take On Me". I know I've heard the song he's talking about, I just can't name it and my google-fu is weak. But I do remember a guy singing "Iiiiiiiiiii loooooooooooooooooooooove yooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuu" in the same way they sing "ta...
by wocket
Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:13 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3404
Views: 764040

This isn't from last night, but I just stumbled across this on my Livejournal (I occasionally go through my own archives to reminisce), and it was too awesome to not be shared: "All I can remember from my dream last night: I'm standing in front of That Man's house , and I know if I just close t...
by wocket
Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:44 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0287: "NP-Complete"
Replies: 191
Views: 36166

I used the Traveling Salesman approach that was mentioned. And I got 1 mixed fruit, 1 french fries, 1 side salad, and 1 hot wings. So 1 mixed fruit, 1 french fries, 1 side salad, and 1 hot wing equals $11.80. If one were to also add the sticks, then the price would be too much, so I also added sale...
by wocket
Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:12 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0287: "NP-Complete"
Replies: 191
Views: 36166

oblivimous wrote:I started from the assumption that: mmm, wings.

That's not so much an assumption as a universal law.
by wocket
Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:14 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0287: "NP-Complete"
Replies: 191
Views: 36166

mwn3d wrote:make sure you dont forget the barbecue sandwich as an option....$6.55.


It's not actually an option, since it is not under the "Appetizers" heading, but rather the "Sandwiches" heading.
by wocket
Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:12 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0287: "NP-Complete"
Replies: 191
Views: 36166

archgoon wrote:Question, do we need to factor in the variable tip?


I'd think not, since we're also not factoring in drinks (I'm assuming not everybody is ordering water) or possible main courses and/or desserts.
by wocket
Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:41 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: A place to celebrate(or mourn)
Replies: 17
Views: 2341

I hate people that take APs for the sole purpose of "Oh me yarm I GET TO GRADUATE EARLY!!!" It isn't just about get-in-get-degree-get-out. That's why I took my AP tests (though, as it turns out, with the way my major is structured at the school I'm attending, the earliest I can get out is...
by wocket
Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:41 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: No one likes /b/. (previously a hard question)
Replies: 42
Views: 5619

xooll wrote:It's a drawing... how is one supposed to hit it?


Possibly after employing the use of some scissors?
by wocket
Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:38 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: hello hypocracy!
Replies: 44
Views: 5929

Seriously, the PMRC went a bit nutso at its height, but all Tipper wanted was a sticker saying "hey, your 10 year old shouldn't be listening to this". She even admitted to liking Prince (whose song "Darling Nikki" started the whole kerfuffle). EDIT: Also, wow, you are getting qui...
by wocket
Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:23 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Gender Confirmation
Replies: 325
Views: 34392

Putting on my Brown Dress of Awesome Sexiness, along with the Brown Leather Boots To Match.

Using my puppy dog eyes on a man and actually having them work.

Getting Shark Week (not womanly in a good way, but definitely womanly).
by wocket
Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:17 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: REALLY Annoying Misconceptions
Replies: 4059
Views: 367096

Misconception: Because I do not have an accent, you can dis Texas in front of me and I will laugh/not care.

Fun fact: I'm from the DFW area, and my accent emerges only when I am really, really angry or stressed. Or when I'm talking about how I'm actually from Texas.
by wocket
Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:37 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Talk About Your Ethnicities!
Replies: 76
Views: 9542

Talk About Your Ethnicities!

Inspired by the Misconception thread discussion, I give you this topic. No, it's not a poll, because there are far too many options.

Here, I'll start:
I am white, yet freckly.
My heritage: Irish, Italian, German, and possibly some English.

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