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by markfiend
Wed Jan 30, 2019 12:52 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2104: "Biff Tannen"
Replies: 42
Views: 8770

Re: 2104: "Biff Tannen"

More likely, once the bookies became convinced that he was infallible, they'd either "suggest" some sort of cooperative setup with Biff, or they'd allow him to keep winning just for the inside knowledge. Whatever money they paid out to Biff in either scenario would be more than offset by ...
by markfiend
Wed Jan 30, 2019 12:39 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2100: "Models of the Atom"
Replies: 34
Views: 5627

Re: 2100: "Models of the Atom"

2 Enoch Chapters 26-28 ( http://www.pseudepigrapha.com/pseudepigrapha/enochs2.htm#Ch26 ): And I summoned the very lowest ... and said: Let ... come forth hard, and [it] came forth hard from the invisible ... And [it] came forth, hard, heavy, and very red. ... and [it] came ... forth, very great and...
by markfiend
Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:55 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2100: "Models of the Atom"
Replies: 34
Views: 5627

Re: 2100: "Models of the Atom"

Pareidolia is a hell of a drug :mrgreen: Ahh, but that is a cop-out response. If you want to deny that the text is speaking of atoms, then you have to supply an alternative explanation for what it is describing. No, you are evading the burden of proof. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evi...
by markfiend
Thu Jan 24, 2019 4:09 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2100: "Models of the Atom"
Replies: 34
Views: 5627

Re: 2100: "Models of the Atom"

glb wrote:...It seems to be referenced in the text of 2 Enoch...

Pareidolia is a hell of a drug :mrgreen:
by markfiend
Wed Oct 10, 2018 3:46 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2051: "Bad Opinions"
Replies: 46
Views: 8655

Re: 2051: "Bad Opinions"

Meh, I think it is due to incompetence and the sheer difficulty of asking one person to run a multi-trillion dollar operation that is supposed to govern 320 million people. Doesn't explain how other countries manage... As population grows linearly, the complexity and difficulty of governing it grow...
by markfiend
Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:13 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2051: "Bad Opinions"
Replies: 46
Views: 8655

Re: 2051: "Bad Opinions"

If there really is such a "vast" number of things that governments suck at so terribly, I'm sure it would be easy for you to draw up a list. Go on, I'll wait. Yes, it is rather easy: You'll notice that sonar1313 has listed things the US government has sucked at, generally due to chronical...
by markfiend
Thu Sep 13, 2018 2:53 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2045: "Social Media Announcement"
Replies: 24
Views: 5840

Re: 2045: "Social Media Announcement"

Isn't this comic just a social-media-specific version of Standards?
by markfiend
Thu Jul 19, 2018 4:00 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2019: "An Apple for a Dollar"
Replies: 80
Views: 10819

Re: 2019: "An Apple for a Dollar"

Soupspoon wrote:supermarket self-serve tills [...] act like a commissionless-Coinstar as it returns as few coins back as it needs to

Really? The ones in our local supermarket (Asda) only seem to contain pennies, 5p pieces and pound coins, judging by the change I usually get.
by markfiend
Thu Jul 19, 2018 1:57 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2019: "An Apple for a Dollar"
Replies: 80
Views: 10819

Re: 2019: "An Apple for a Dollar"

Agreed Keyman was being an arse suggesting doing this for fun, your "echo chamber" comment made me think you were accusing everyone here of being malicious. Yeah, no, sorry. I was thinking more on the lines of... a 17.63 bill and handing 20.13 for 2.50 change I still think giving extra bi...
by markfiend
Thu Jul 19, 2018 10:14 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2019: "An Apple for a Dollar"
Replies: 80
Views: 10819

Re: 2019: "An Apple for a Dollar"

Mutex wrote:But I think the point was that handling that kind of arithmetic should be something shop workers are capable of,

At the end of an 8-hour shift, when you're working two jobs just to make ends meet, and some arse gives you some arbitrary amount of money rather than just $20?
by markfiend
Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:04 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2019: "An Apple for a Dollar"
Replies: 80
Views: 10819

Re: 2019: "An Apple for a Dollar"

It's nice to see the xkcd echochamber completely free from sneering at low-income workers. Well done folks, deliberately making life more difficult for shop workers doesn't make you look like a bunch of entitled arseholes at all.

:roll:
by markfiend
Tue Jul 17, 2018 2:21 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2019: "An Apple for a Dollar"
Replies: 80
Views: 10819

Re: 2019: "An Apple for a Dollar"

Soupspoon wrote:farthings (¼d/quarter pennies, or 960ths of a Pound) pre-decimal

There were also half-farthings and quarter-farthings (used in nineteenth century Ceylon) and third-farthings (used in Malta somewhat later) that were technically "British coin".
by markfiend
Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:40 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2007: "Brookhaven RHIC"
Replies: 32
Views: 5830

Re: 2007: "Brookhaven RHIC"

alt-text wrote:"Buddy, you trying to pull something? I can't buy this gold--all the electrons are missing. I could face serious charges!"

All the electrons?

*goes and looks it up*

Yes, all the electrons. Au79+. Gosh.
by markfiend
Wed May 02, 2018 10:20 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1987: "Python Environment"
Replies: 29
Views: 6762

Re: 1987: "Python Environment"

miket wrote:Use your distribution's package manager and avoid the crazy dependency games

This this this!

OTOH I have a similar mess trying to run php5 and php7 on the same box...
by markfiend
Thu Apr 05, 2018 3:04 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1975: "Right Click"
Replies: 42
Views: 18781

Re: 1975: "Right Click"

File > Open > C:\ > Music/ > Hey now > Hey now na now > Sing "This Corrosion" to me

1) The hat and sunglasses in my avatar are from a photo of Andrew Eldritch
2) In the penultimate menu, s/Hey now na now/Hey now now/
by markfiend
Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:58 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1964: "Spatial Orientation"
Replies: 77
Views: 14423

Re: 1964: "Spatial Orientation"

Actually I fell over backwards, so the earth was carrying me headwards.

Dude. :mrgreen:
by markfiend
Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:26 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1964: "Spatial Orientation"
Replies: 77
Views: 14423

Re: 1964: "Spatial Orientation"

I was thinking about this comic the other day while having a bit of a toke on a doobie. I got as far as "I'm facing west, so the Earth's spin is carrying me backwards" and then I fell over.
by markfiend
Mon Mar 19, 2018 4:28 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1969: "Not Available"
Replies: 38
Views: 8076

Re: 1969: "Not Available"

slightly O/T but here's another comedy 404 page:
http://www.thesistersofmercy.com/error404page.html
by markfiend
Fri Mar 16, 2018 4:17 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1968: "Robot Future"
Replies: 31
Views: 6531

Re: 1968: "Robot Future"

somitomi wrote:It seems strange to worry about "swarms of killer robots" while living in a world where cruise missiles equipped with nuclear warheads exist.

Not if you're living somewhere (Pakistan for instance) that is prone to "flying robots killing people"
by markfiend
Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:45 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1965: "Background Apps"
Replies: 33
Views: 10620

1965: "Background Apps"

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/background_apps.png Title text: My plane banner company gets business by flying around with a banner showing a <div> tag, waiting for a web developer to get frustrated enough to order a matching </div>. "Closing background apps when you're not using them makes your...
by markfiend
Tue Jan 09, 2018 12:46 pm UTC
Forum: Hardware
Topic: After a decade it's time for a new computer
Replies: 24
Views: 11438

Re: After a decade it's time for a new computer

wumpus wrote:There is a big difference between pulling 100A out of +5V rail (which most power supplies can handle) and pulling 100A out of your 230VAC (or even my 120VAC) friendly power outlet.


Oh yeah lol I'm an idiot thanks :mrgreen:
by markfiend
Thu Jan 04, 2018 3:53 pm UTC
Forum: Hardware
Topic: After a decade it's time for a new computer
Replies: 24
Views: 11438

Re: After a decade it's time for a new computer

Peaceful Whale wrote:get a good 100 or 200 amps extra than your total (power distribution unit)

What? I think you mean milliamps. My entire house's electrical supply is protected by a 60amp fuse.
by markfiend
Fri Nov 24, 2017 1:47 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1920: "Emoji Sports"
Replies: 23
Views: 7172

Re: 1920: "Emoji Sports"

I wonder if "Snake shaming" is deliberately reminiscent of the Gadsden flag? Randall trolling Trumpistas again?
by markfiend
Thu Nov 23, 2017 10:25 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1919: Interstellar Asteroid
Replies: 36
Views: 6348

Re: 1919: Interstellar Asteroid

Saw this yesterday and thought it was quite a funny idea :) https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCulture/comments/7ejdad/clearly_a_gsv_using_our_star_to_slow_itself/ At estimated size of 180m x 30m x 30m it's more likely to be a GCU, or some kind of VFP/OU. GSVs are big . Yes indeed, some guys on reddit sai...
by markfiend
Wed Nov 22, 2017 1:39 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1919: Interstellar Asteroid
Replies: 36
Views: 6348

Re: 1919: Interstellar Asteroid

cheezehog wrote:Saw this yesterday and thought it was quite a funny idea :)

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCulture/com ... ow_itself/

At estimated size of 180m x 30m x 30m it's more likely to be a GCU, or some kind of VFP/OU. GSVs are big.
by markfiend
Fri Nov 17, 2017 12:31 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1917: "How to Make Friends"
Replies: 35
Views: 8096

Re: 1917: "How to Make Friends"

da Doctah wrote:Worst advice anyone ever gave anyone, in any context: "Just be yourself".

I dunno, it seems like a tautology to me. Who else am I going to be?
by markfiend
Wed Nov 15, 2017 2:28 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1916: "Temperature Preferences"
Replies: 82
Views: 15645

Re: 1916: "Temperature Preferences"

I'm assuming that Halifax refers to the one in Nova Scotia rather than the one in the People's Republic of Yorkshire. We're not that much colder than that there London up 'ere. Bradford, Yorkshire, is not listed. It's titled "where to live" so of course Bradford, Yorkshire, is not listed....
by markfiend
Wed Nov 15, 2017 1:41 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1916: "Temperature Preferences"
Replies: 82
Views: 15645

Re: 1916: "Temperature Preferences"

I'm assuming that Halifax refers to the one in Nova Scotia rather than the one in the People's Republic of Yorkshire. We're not that much colder than that there London up 'ere.
by markfiend
Mon Nov 13, 2017 2:35 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1911: Defensive Profile
Replies: 47
Views: 7939

Re: Re:

da Doctah wrote:It's really starting to get on my nerves that people keep using Vulcans as the canonical case for no emotions.

Yeah, fair enough. Mea culpa.
by markfiend
Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:09 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1911: Defensive Profile
Replies: 47
Views: 7939

Kit. wrote:You can control how you feel; that's what your prefrontal cortex is for.

And it's trainable.

Not exactly.

We might be able to control (to a degree) how we react to stress but that first burst of adrenaline is an entirely involuntary reaction. We're humans, not Vulcans.
by markfiend
Fri Nov 03, 2017 2:41 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1911: Defensive Profile
Replies: 47
Views: 7939

Re: 1911: Defensive Profile

Wooloomooloo wrote:I must have a different locale set - my translation reads "I have 99 problems, but you getting offended by something I said is never going to be one of them. Deal with it. Your problem. Not mine."...

Which, in turn, translates as Randall's third frame.
by markfiend
Fri Nov 03, 2017 2:22 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1911: Defensive Profile
Replies: 47
Views: 7939

1911: Defensive Profile

Image

Title Text:
NO DRAMA ZONE -> If I've made you sad, you'd better not tell me, because I am TERRIFIED of that situation and have NO IDEA how to handle it.


Randall trolling the deplorables again?
by markfiend
Fri Sep 29, 2017 2:49 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1895: "Worrying Scientist Interviews"
Replies: 64
Views: 9672

Re: 1895: "Worrying Scientist Interviews"

JudeMorrigan wrote:Don't forget the mice.

:mrgreen:
by markfiend
Fri Sep 29, 2017 2:48 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1896: "Active Ingredients Only"
Replies: 40
Views: 7385

Re: 1896: "Active Ingredients Only"

orthogon wrote:By the way, has anyone else in the UK (or beyond) felt like they're coming down with a cold for the last three or four weeks, without it either developing into the real thing or going away?

YES! Constant low-grade sniffly nose but no other symptoms?
by markfiend
Fri Sep 29, 2017 1:47 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1895: "Worrying Scientist Interviews"
Replies: 64
Views: 9672

Re: 1895: "Worrying Scientist Interviews"

...if intelligent alien life exists it is most likely as far as we know to have evolved on a very earth-like world to a very human-like form. As far as we actually know that's the only way things actually work. That's not just a sample-size bias, it's physics, applied physics and etc. Non-human int...
by markfiend
Thu Jul 27, 2017 3:29 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1868: "Eclipse Flights"
Replies: 31
Views: 6078

Re: 1868: "Eclipse Flights"

Wheeljack wrote:First officer: "So, do we need to be asleep while we fly through?"

What you did there. I see it. :mrgreen:
by markfiend
Fri Jun 16, 2017 9:11 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1851: "Magnetohydrodynamics"
Replies: 30
Views: 7965

Re: 1851: Magnetohydrodynamics

Note the typo "Magnetohydrodyanmics" in the title text
by markfiend
Fri Jun 16, 2017 9:09 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1848: "Glacial Erratic"
Replies: 23
Views: 5982

Re: 1848: "Glacial Erratic"

You know, other continents do exist. It's not so much my ethnocentricity as my trite stereotyping. The behavior strikes me as quite American. After all, "Fuck Glaciers" is the official position of the U.S. Government in 2017. Also, I couldn't find a hemispheric map of glacial erratics, so...
by markfiend
Fri Jun 09, 2017 1:55 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1848: "Glacial Erratic"
Replies: 23
Views: 5982

Re: 1848: "Glacial Erratic"

If you can't move a glacial erratic, then it needs a name: http://www.geologicnow.com/images/chapter14/Figure1.jpg The above map also shows that the action in this comic must be taking place in the northern part of the continent, because there are no glacial erratics in the south. You know, other c...
by markfiend
Thu May 25, 2017 3:08 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1840: "Genetic Testing Results"
Replies: 37
Views: 6137

Re: 1840: "Genetic Testing Results"

Soupspoon wrote:An interesting read.


From that article:
Is there a role for Lamarckian mechanisms in modern evolutionary theory?

At the level of specific mechanisms, yes. At a deeper level of causes, though, the answer is a resounding “no”

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