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by markfiend
Thu Jul 19, 2018 4:00 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2019: "An Apple for a Dollar"
Replies: 80
Views: 3570

Re: 2019: "An Apple for a Dollar"

Soupspoon wrote:supermarket self-serve tills [...] act like a commissionless-Coinstar as it returns as few coins back as it needs to

Really? The ones in our local supermarket (Asda) only seem to contain pennies, 5p pieces and pound coins, judging by the change I usually get.
by markfiend
Thu Jul 19, 2018 1:57 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2019: "An Apple for a Dollar"
Replies: 80
Views: 3570

Re: 2019: "An Apple for a Dollar"

Agreed Keyman was being an arse suggesting doing this for fun, your "echo chamber" comment made me think you were accusing everyone here of being malicious. Yeah, no, sorry. I was thinking more on the lines of... a 17.63 bill and handing 20.13 for 2.50 change I still think giving extra bi...
by markfiend
Thu Jul 19, 2018 10:14 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2019: "An Apple for a Dollar"
Replies: 80
Views: 3570

Re: 2019: "An Apple for a Dollar"

Mutex wrote:But I think the point was that handling that kind of arithmetic should be something shop workers are capable of,

At the end of an 8-hour shift, when you're working two jobs just to make ends meet, and some arse gives you some arbitrary amount of money rather than just $20?
by markfiend
Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:04 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2019: "An Apple for a Dollar"
Replies: 80
Views: 3570

Re: 2019: "An Apple for a Dollar"

It's nice to see the xkcd echochamber completely free from sneering at low-income workers. Well done folks, deliberately making life more difficult for shop workers doesn't make you look like a bunch of entitled arseholes at all.

:roll:
by markfiend
Tue Jul 17, 2018 2:21 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2019: "An Apple for a Dollar"
Replies: 80
Views: 3570

Re: 2019: "An Apple for a Dollar"

Soupspoon wrote:farthings (¼d/quarter pennies, or 960ths of a Pound) pre-decimal

There were also half-farthings and quarter-farthings (used in nineteenth century Ceylon) and third-farthings (used in Malta somewhat later) that were technically "British coin".
by markfiend
Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:40 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2007: "Brookhaven RHIC"
Replies: 32
Views: 3150

Re: 2007: "Brookhaven RHIC"

alt-text wrote:"Buddy, you trying to pull something? I can't buy this gold--all the electrons are missing. I could face serious charges!"

All the electrons?

*goes and looks it up*

Yes, all the electrons. Au79+. Gosh.
by markfiend
Wed May 02, 2018 10:20 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1987: "Python Environment"
Replies: 29
Views: 4256

Re: 1987: "Python Environment"

miket wrote:Use your distribution's package manager and avoid the crazy dependency games

This this this!

OTOH I have a similar mess trying to run php5 and php7 on the same box...
by markfiend
Thu Apr 05, 2018 3:04 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1975: "Right Click"
Replies: 42
Views: 12166

Re: 1975: "Right Click"

File > Open > C:\ > Music/ > Hey now > Hey now na now > Sing "This Corrosion" to me

1) The hat and sunglasses in my avatar are from a photo of Andrew Eldritch
2) In the penultimate menu, s/Hey now na now/Hey now now/
by markfiend
Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:58 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1964: "Spatial Orientation"
Replies: 77
Views: 9173

Re: 1964: "Spatial Orientation"

Actually I fell over backwards, so the earth was carrying me headwards.

Dude. :mrgreen:
by markfiend
Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:26 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1964: "Spatial Orientation"
Replies: 77
Views: 9173

Re: 1964: "Spatial Orientation"

I was thinking about this comic the other day while having a bit of a toke on a doobie. I got as far as "I'm facing west, so the Earth's spin is carrying me backwards" and then I fell over.
by markfiend
Mon Mar 19, 2018 4:28 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1969: "Not Available"
Replies: 38
Views: 5584

Re: 1969: "Not Available"

slightly O/T but here's another comedy 404 page:
http://www.thesistersofmercy.com/error404page.html
by markfiend
Fri Mar 16, 2018 4:17 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1968: "Robot Future"
Replies: 31
Views: 4254

Re: 1968: "Robot Future"

somitomi wrote:It seems strange to worry about "swarms of killer robots" while living in a world where cruise missiles equipped with nuclear warheads exist.

Not if you're living somewhere (Pakistan for instance) that is prone to "flying robots killing people"
by markfiend
Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:45 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1965: "Background Apps"
Replies: 33
Views: 7702

1965: "Background Apps"

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/background_apps.png Title text: My plane banner company gets business by flying around with a banner showing a <div> tag, waiting for a web developer to get frustrated enough to order a matching </div>. "Closing background apps when you're not using them makes your...
by markfiend
Tue Jan 09, 2018 12:46 pm UTC
Forum: Hardware
Topic: After a decade it's time for a new computer
Replies: 24
Views: 6661

Re: After a decade it's time for a new computer

wumpus wrote:There is a big difference between pulling 100A out of +5V rail (which most power supplies can handle) and pulling 100A out of your 230VAC (or even my 120VAC) friendly power outlet.


Oh yeah lol I'm an idiot thanks :mrgreen:
by markfiend
Thu Jan 04, 2018 3:53 pm UTC
Forum: Hardware
Topic: After a decade it's time for a new computer
Replies: 24
Views: 6661

Re: After a decade it's time for a new computer

Peaceful Whale wrote:get a good 100 or 200 amps extra than your total (power distribution unit)

What? I think you mean milliamps. My entire house's electrical supply is protected by a 60amp fuse.
by markfiend
Fri Nov 24, 2017 1:47 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1920: "Emoji Sports"
Replies: 23
Views: 4878

Re: 1920: "Emoji Sports"

I wonder if "Snake shaming" is deliberately reminiscent of the Gadsden flag? Randall trolling Trumpistas again?
by markfiend
Thu Nov 23, 2017 10:25 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1919: Interstellar Asteroid
Replies: 36
Views: 3968

Re: 1919: Interstellar Asteroid

Saw this yesterday and thought it was quite a funny idea :) https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCulture/comments/7ejdad/clearly_a_gsv_using_our_star_to_slow_itself/ At estimated size of 180m x 30m x 30m it's more likely to be a GCU, or some kind of VFP/OU. GSVs are big . Yes indeed, some guys on reddit sai...
by markfiend
Wed Nov 22, 2017 1:39 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1919: Interstellar Asteroid
Replies: 36
Views: 3968

Re: 1919: Interstellar Asteroid

cheezehog wrote:Saw this yesterday and thought it was quite a funny idea :)

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCulture/com ... ow_itself/

At estimated size of 180m x 30m x 30m it's more likely to be a GCU, or some kind of VFP/OU. GSVs are big.
by markfiend
Fri Nov 17, 2017 12:31 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1917: "How to Make Friends"
Replies: 35
Views: 5236

Re: 1917: "How to Make Friends"

da Doctah wrote:Worst advice anyone ever gave anyone, in any context: "Just be yourself".

I dunno, it seems like a tautology to me. Who else am I going to be?
by markfiend
Wed Nov 15, 2017 2:28 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1916: "Temperature Preferences"
Replies: 82
Views: 9430

Re: 1916: "Temperature Preferences"

I'm assuming that Halifax refers to the one in Nova Scotia rather than the one in the People's Republic of Yorkshire. We're not that much colder than that there London up 'ere. Bradford, Yorkshire, is not listed. It's titled "where to live" so of course Bradford, Yorkshire, is not listed....
by markfiend
Wed Nov 15, 2017 1:41 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1916: "Temperature Preferences"
Replies: 82
Views: 9430

Re: 1916: "Temperature Preferences"

I'm assuming that Halifax refers to the one in Nova Scotia rather than the one in the People's Republic of Yorkshire. We're not that much colder than that there London up 'ere.
by markfiend
Mon Nov 13, 2017 2:35 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1911: Defensive Profile
Replies: 47
Views: 5831

Re: Re:

da Doctah wrote:It's really starting to get on my nerves that people keep using Vulcans as the canonical case for no emotions.

Yeah, fair enough. Mea culpa.
by markfiend
Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:09 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1911: Defensive Profile
Replies: 47
Views: 5831

Kit. wrote:You can control how you feel; that's what your prefrontal cortex is for.

And it's trainable.

Not exactly.

We might be able to control (to a degree) how we react to stress but that first burst of adrenaline is an entirely involuntary reaction. We're humans, not Vulcans.
by markfiend
Fri Nov 03, 2017 2:41 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1911: Defensive Profile
Replies: 47
Views: 5831

Re: 1911: Defensive Profile

Wooloomooloo wrote:I must have a different locale set - my translation reads "I have 99 problems, but you getting offended by something I said is never going to be one of them. Deal with it. Your problem. Not mine."...

Which, in turn, translates as Randall's third frame.
by markfiend
Fri Nov 03, 2017 2:22 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1911: Defensive Profile
Replies: 47
Views: 5831

1911: Defensive Profile

Image

Title Text:
NO DRAMA ZONE -> If I've made you sad, you'd better not tell me, because I am TERRIFIED of that situation and have NO IDEA how to handle it.


Randall trolling the deplorables again?
by markfiend
Fri Sep 29, 2017 2:49 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1895: "Worrying Scientist Interviews"
Replies: 64
Views: 7307

Re: 1895: "Worrying Scientist Interviews"

JudeMorrigan wrote:Don't forget the mice.

:mrgreen:
by markfiend
Fri Sep 29, 2017 2:48 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1896: "Active Ingredients Only"
Replies: 40
Views: 5468

Re: 1896: "Active Ingredients Only"

orthogon wrote:By the way, has anyone else in the UK (or beyond) felt like they're coming down with a cold for the last three or four weeks, without it either developing into the real thing or going away?

YES! Constant low-grade sniffly nose but no other symptoms?
by markfiend
Fri Sep 29, 2017 1:47 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1895: "Worrying Scientist Interviews"
Replies: 64
Views: 7307

Re: 1895: "Worrying Scientist Interviews"

...if intelligent alien life exists it is most likely as far as we know to have evolved on a very earth-like world to a very human-like form. As far as we actually know that's the only way things actually work. That's not just a sample-size bias, it's physics, applied physics and etc. Non-human int...
by markfiend
Thu Jul 27, 2017 3:29 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1868: "Eclipse Flights"
Replies: 31
Views: 4756

Re: 1868: "Eclipse Flights"

Wheeljack wrote:First officer: "So, do we need to be asleep while we fly through?"

What you did there. I see it. :mrgreen:
by markfiend
Fri Jun 16, 2017 9:11 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1851: "Magnetohydrodynamics"
Replies: 30
Views: 5968

Re: 1851: Magnetohydrodynamics

Note the typo "Magnetohydrodyanmics" in the title text
by markfiend
Fri Jun 16, 2017 9:09 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1848: "Glacial Erratic"
Replies: 23
Views: 4897

Re: 1848: "Glacial Erratic"

You know, other continents do exist. It's not so much my ethnocentricity as my trite stereotyping. The behavior strikes me as quite American. After all, "Fuck Glaciers" is the official position of the U.S. Government in 2017. Also, I couldn't find a hemispheric map of glacial erratics, so...
by markfiend
Fri Jun 09, 2017 1:55 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1848: "Glacial Erratic"
Replies: 23
Views: 4897

Re: 1848: "Glacial Erratic"

If you can't move a glacial erratic, then it needs a name: http://www.geologicnow.com/images/chapter14/Figure1.jpg The above map also shows that the action in this comic must be taking place in the northern part of the continent, because there are no glacial erratics in the south. You know, other c...
by markfiend
Thu May 25, 2017 3:08 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1840: "Genetic Testing Results"
Replies: 37
Views: 4696

Re: 1840: "Genetic Testing Results"

Soupspoon wrote:An interesting read.


From that article:
Is there a role for Lamarckian mechanisms in modern evolutionary theory?

At the level of specific mechanisms, yes. At a deeper level of causes, though, the answer is a resounding “no”
by markfiend
Wed May 24, 2017 3:55 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1840: "Genetic Testing Results"
Replies: 37
Views: 4696

Re: 1840: "Genetic Testing Results"

jonhaug wrote:Isn't it so that epigenetics has somewhat put Jean-Baptiste Lamarck back in the scientific ranks?

No, not really.
by markfiend
Thu May 04, 2017 12:56 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1832: "Photo Library Management"
Replies: 23
Views: 5338

Re: 1832: "Photo Library Management"

speising wrote:
markfiend wrote:Slightly OT but I always wondered why no-one ever invented a digital "camera" that was the shape/size of a roll of 35mm film, for use in an analog SLR.

you mean, like one of those?

Yes, exactly like one of those. Thank you. :lol:
by markfiend
Thu May 04, 2017 11:11 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1832: "Photo Library Management"
Replies: 23
Views: 5338

Re: 1832: "Photo Library Management"

Slightly OT but I always wondered why no-one ever invented a digital "camera" that was the shape/size of a roll of 35mm film, for use in an analog SLR.
by markfiend
Thu Apr 13, 2017 10:41 am UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: Science-based what-if questions
Replies: 613
Views: 80096

Re: Science-based what-if questions

Zamfir wrote:you can make gold-oxide based glass, somewhat coloured perhaps

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cranberry_glass
by markfiend
Mon Feb 20, 2017 9:27 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1800: "Chess Notation"
Replies: 28
Views: 8438

Re: 1800: "Chess Notation"

<meta>
Most political discussions on the forums probably come out as a 0-0

Actually, most political discussions on the Internet probably come out at 0-0
</meta>
by markfiend
Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:05 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1793: "Soda Sugar Comparisons"
Replies: 132
Views: 21899

Re: 1793: "Soda Sugar Comparisons"

gothick wrote:I'm guessing us metric people can't buy a 591.47ml bottle—is the nearest we've got the 500ml bottles? Or does that even vary among metric countries?

600ml bottles aren't uncommon; generally they're marketed alongside 500ml bottles with conspicuous "20% extra FREE!" signage.
by markfiend
Tue Jan 31, 2017 4:17 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1792: "Bird/Plane/Superman"
Replies: 76
Views: 12822

Re: 1792: "Bird/Plane/Superman"

HES wrote:
markfiend wrote:OTOH the Eye also kept plugging the MMR/Autism link long after it was discredited, so there's that.

Well that sours my opinion of Ian Hislop

It was more Phil Hammond's fault than Hislop's really. He had the good grace to admit he got it wrong... eventually.

see wikipedia

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