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by zazou
Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:17 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I'm Not Fat, I'm Big-Boned!
Replies: 476
Views: 42038

I guess I'm in the 'makes u jealeous' category, so i don't see the point in posting my stats; don't think that 'd be much help. Instead, I thought I'd make this contribution to make up for being that skinny ass bitch: Mika: Big Girls (you are beautifull) So ok, it ain't that much musicwise and such,...
by zazou
Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:32 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Is there such a thing as "bad" art?
Replies: 50
Views: 6908

Yes, there is lots and lots of bad art. If we step outside of philosphy 101 for a moment and get past the "zomg it's all subjective, postmodernism announces the death of the unique and new!" mindset we'll readily see there is an awful amount of horrible, horrible art. The subjective argum...
by zazou
Sun Jul 15, 2007 12:00 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Is there such a thing as "bad" art?
Replies: 50
Views: 6908

Ever since perspectivisme/nihilisme kicked in we've (had to) let go of the Universal Ideal in all sorts of fields. To name the three big ones: epistemology, ethics and esthetics. I believe this has wrongly led to some sort of general 'anything goes' feel (because it's all 'subjective' and a matter o...
by zazou
Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:20 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3532698

help!! my wife gets horrible cramps when she gets the package from the "gift of the month" club. Does anyone have suggestions as to how to get rid/lessen the pain?? It's really bad at times, and all she can do is the hot water bottle and Advil. Any suggestions appreciated!! Chris I'm gues...
by zazou
Sun Jul 15, 2007 12:08 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: What are you listening to?
Replies: 9563
Views: 1193418

chris isaac: baby did a bad bad thing (only song i like from him)
by zazou
Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:50 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3532698

I firmly believe that a culture that deems sex as dirty, and discourages open discussion of sexuality in all forms (masturbation, homo and hetero) is a culture that indirectly is permitting sexual abuse to continue. word. and @ Belial: i believe because it's easier for a society to deal with any fo...
by zazou
Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:17 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3532698

yeastinfections: i actually have a serious tip on that, ladies: some women seem to get them like constantly. If so, you should get your bloodsugarlevel tested. Apparently, that could be an indication of diabetes. Same applies to men too, actually: if you tend to get yeastinfections at the feet. I ne...
by zazou
Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:27 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Fora member birthdays
Replies: 753
Views: 108061

this little girl was dropped onto the world exactly 30 years after a certain little boy.
by zazou
Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:02 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3532698

Speaking of oral, what's the feelings around here on 69? I love it (I'm usually on top, for the record) but I find it hard to concentrate after a while. XD In principle, i love it, but there's the concentrationproblem + i've never found a position that didn't become uncomfortable for at least one o...
by zazou
Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:33 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3532698

Even much tenderness is too much action at the clit. Ooh, also, it makes me feel really uninvolved. I just want to be like, "hey, come back here and hold me and kiss me.". I get that too sometimes (both accounts). I just think it would rain on the parade if it were a repetition of "n...
by zazou
Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:53 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Geek/Internet Rite of Passage
Replies: 138
Views: 12417

note to self: do NOT look at anything called "deballen". That lemony thing - haven't seen it either - made me think of 'Ai-no corrida' (the realm of the senses): 70's japanese erotic cultmovie. There is a scene in it in wich one may admire a hardboiled (peeled) egg being pushed out of a va...
by zazou
Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:56 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Real life xkcdia
Replies: 16
Views: 2442

__Kit wrote:And the ball pit would get very dirty from all the sex.


Oh, I was kinda hoping the entire city would be one big ball pit.
by zazou
Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:46 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3532698

the 4 sportsrelated: 2x runningshoes, 1 dancingflats, 1 ridingboots. The non-sporty shoes total somewhere around 30. I suppose (and have been told) that for a guy that is beyond comprehension, but i think for a girly girl, that isn't TOO ridiculous.
by zazou
Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:32 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3532698

Plz do not inform me on the number of shoes one can get by on; that would shake my belief system too much. 3. 4 if you're particularly athletic. 2 if you're me. *PUH*, just the kind of blasphemy you'd expect from a man! :x I AM particularly athletic and i've got 4 pairs for that purpose alone.
by zazou
Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:24 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3532698

Kawa wrote:Note to girls: one brown or black decently sized purse can be used for EVERY situation, I promise!


Oh me yarm,why would you wanna do that? Plz do not inform me on the number of shoes one can get by on; that would shake my belief system too much.
by zazou
Fri Jul 13, 2007 6:56 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I need your throats.
Replies: 87
Views: 9920

I was really expecting this to be a thread about fellatio. Yeah, me too. I'm fairly certain it was intentional and MJ did a male adaptation of the ol' lure-with-blowjobs-strategy. Cunning, I must say. :twisted: I smoke and i've got this nasty-cold-thing going on. Should i try out for the male voice...
by zazou
Fri Jul 13, 2007 6:25 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3532698

Mighty Jalapeno wrote:I get one blowjob for every three times I go down on her.

She IS good!
by zazou
Fri Jul 13, 2007 6:18 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3532698

Mighty Jalapeno wrote:luring me with blowjobs


ah yes, the old luring-with-blowjobs-tactique... an old and dear friend of mine. works best if female request is uttered halfways said blowjob. Be sure to tell your wife that from me. don't you go and forgot now.
by zazou
Fri Jul 13, 2007 6:03 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3532698

I don't do this to climax though. I did the first time, it was gross. Blech. Strangely enough, it depends greatly on what the guy ate previously. Some foods tend to 'flavor' sperm in a not so nice way, e.g. asparagus is really nasty. I suppose that there must be foods that do the trick the other wa...
by zazou
Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:50 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3532698

Mighty Jalapeno wrote:
Belial wrote:
Boobs.


....what about them? Breastsecks?

Nothing... I just like them.


oowwkaayy... not exactly what i expected or 'don't wanna know'. Even I like boobs & me is straight girl. i think i'm not getting it. ok, well, carry on...
by zazou
Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:35 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3532698

Okay, question for both sexes: What do you think about when you are giving head/eating out your partner? "Hmmm...I wonder if I should kiss him/her after this is over..." "I could be watching Monk right now..." "Did I leave the stove on? Huh. Whatever." Incidentally, I ...
by zazou
Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:12 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3532698

All of us do wanna know, 'till you actually tell us and then we don't wanna know. Sounds like, screwed if ya do and screwed if ya don't? Yeah, sorry 'bout that, we're just wired that way. If you acknowledge you're wired that way, then making someone else feel bad for it is a conscious act, hence my...
by zazou
Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:01 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3532698

Belial wrote:Some of them really do want to know.


All of us do wanna know, 'till you actually tell us and then we don't wanna know. Sounds like, screwed if ya do and screwed if ya don't? Yeah, sorry 'bout that, we're just wired that way.
by zazou
Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:38 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3532698

something went horribly wrong (double posting). i've just read posts on faking orgasms. i'm all for good communication, but i don't think that necessarily renders all faked orgasms bad. If your guy is doing something you're not really into, obviously you don't wanna go all 'o yeah baby, give it to m...
by zazou
Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:53 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3532698

yay for the girly clubhouse where we can be safe from boy-coodies and raptors alike! :D *goes into gross-details-modus* To answer the alpha-and-omega of all questions ever: chunkyness: yes. Even more so since i got my implant which changed consistancy and (strangely enough) colour of menstruation (t...
by zazou
Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:35 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Girl or Boy?
Replies: 99
Views: 14008

girl
also: heterosexual, 100% human and kinda old. just put me down as vanilla.
by zazou
Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1228207

acknowledged, sir! you won that one: grossed me out good!

stem cell research pwns cancer?
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by zazou
Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:31 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1228207

tootsie: you can get yours now with extra feet tanning feature
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by zazou
Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:29 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8750
Views: 900464

bad news: The humanoids-of-questionable-sex mistake your bubblegun for... well, something else... (hey, it's an honest mistake & could happen to all of you in the possession of a sexy bubblemaking gun!). They now want to have mindblowing sex with your 'lovegun' - still without you, obviously. Yo...
by zazou
Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:50 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2550652

granted, you may now start chasing the american dream 24/7. continue 'till weird painlike sensation in left arm, ignore this, continue some more.

i wish i had a potato.

edit: no, this is NOT a post on masturbation.
by zazou
Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:03 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRO THREAD 2.0: INTRODUCE YOURSELF OR PERISH!
Replies: 2548
Views: 337312

Ok, here’s the deal: so I’m a liberal arts major stumbling upon xkcd and I’m all like – you know – “wtf, it’s the mathgeeks and computernerds from back in the 80’s, but now they seem to ‘ve come back with personalities and selfconfidence a...

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