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by jbwraith
Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:10 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How Randall pays his bills
Replies: 36
Views: 3649

How to Annoy a Company

Found this picture on Facebook, decided to post it up here.

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by jbwraith
Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:49 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 275096

Re: Attack and Defend

I shield my eyes.

I throw NP into a cage fight with Duke Nukem
by jbwraith
Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Create a Card: MTG
Replies: 3761
Views: 398718

Re: Create a Card: MTG

Quamorian Starsniffer !W !W !W Creature T- Search your library for an enchantment card, reveal it, shuffle your library, and put the card on top. Gain two life. !W- Reveal the top card of your deck. If it is an enchantment, put it into play. Discard a card. 1/4 Next Card- Arcades Sabboth (Planeswalk...
by jbwraith
Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:32 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26062
Views: 2391949

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Unless you are a member of Anonymous- denied.

If you are, why are you wishing for this?

I wish my 8-string guitar would arrive in mint condition.
by jbwraith
Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:32 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26062
Views: 2391949

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Unless you are a member of Anonymous- denied.

If you are, why are you wishing for this?

I wish my 8-string guitar would arrive in mint condition.
by jbwraith
Mon Feb 28, 2011 4:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Zombie RPG
Replies: 92
Views: 9832

Re: Zombie RPG

"Yeah, it might be too late. I don't know the layout that well, so one person who knows the building should go with each set- one to observe and possibly engage, the other to figure out what caused them to come here and make sure the turrets are going to work if needed. If Last Resort gets acti...
by jbwraith
Tue Feb 22, 2011 2:41 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Zombie RPG
Replies: 92
Views: 9832

Re: Zombie RPG

"What changes if the zombies break through? Also, let me head over with Phrozt. A 7.62x39 shouldn't go to waste when in a building. Might as well try to kill off as many as I can before having to leave."
by jbwraith
Sun Feb 20, 2011 5:29 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Zombie RPG
Replies: 92
Views: 9832

Re: Zombie RPG

"Also, if you want me to help improve the defenses a bit, then I'm gonna need a few things, which I'm not sure if you have enough to spare. 9v battery, diesel fuel, fertilizer, and some electrical wire will do the trick. It'll be a sign to get the hell outta here before any zombies get close en...
by jbwraith
Sun Feb 20, 2011 5:25 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26062
Views: 2391949

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Now we all have to work on Saturdays. Thanks a bunch.

I wish the Big 4 would play a show in the U.S.
by jbwraith
Sun Feb 13, 2011 4:07 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Zombie RPG
Replies: 92
Views: 9832

Re: Zombie RPG

"I'm assuming that you also have the autoturret sites mapped out so we don't repeat his mistake? Also, good to know that the best idea is to put my gun in my mouth if I miss a door before it shuts."
by jbwraith
Mon Feb 07, 2011 1:32 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Multiple Counters
Replies: 245
Views: 15700

Re: Multiple Counters

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by jbwraith
Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:12 am UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: Comic 99 cypher
Replies: 12
Views: 5930

Re: Comic 99 cypher

Just posting up comics that might be relevant. I know jack about coding, but maybe there will help someone else get it. Comic 40, 44, 49, 55, 58, 62, 63, 69, 71, 76, 92, and 98 I think he dated two girls during this time. The second one broke up with him at comic 98, and 99 was him saying that he st...
by jbwraith
Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:57 am UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: The hardest maze in the world
Replies: 20
Views: 6666

Re: The hardest maze in the world

This is gonna make all of you feel dumb. The maze opens at (0,14) and again at (14,0). Go out of the maze, and enter from the other side. Maze solved.

Note- I don't code or anything, so that wasn't as much help as just looking at the puzzle for a while.

Of course, I may be completely wrong.
by jbwraith
Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:48 am UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: 7zip Matryoshka
Replies: 164
Views: 26889

Re: 7zip Matryoshka

Nice cryptography. I can't even read the instructions to download it. Came up it the weird error coding that you get every now and then.
by jbwraith
Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:13 am UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: Space-themed riddle - win a puzzle!
Replies: 12
Views: 4837

Re: Space-themed riddle - win a puzzle!

Will you post the answer when someone get's it right?
by jbwraith
Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Zombie RPG
Replies: 92
Views: 9832

Re: Zombie RPG

"Ex-military?" Wraith asks London. Turning to Cole, he says "I worked with a DoD contractor for a while, so I might be able to improve the security while I'm here with some early-warning devices."
by jbwraith
Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:16 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Unnecessary Censorship
Replies: 114
Views: 13790

Re: Unnecessary Censorship

Close enough that time.
by jbwraith
Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Zombie RPG
Replies: 92
Views: 9832

Re: Zombie RPG

"I'm not sure I want to know, but what's the "Last Resort"?" Wraith asks. "I've had enough outdoor experience to be able to read the wildlife. When birds stop chirping, something's nearby, and when they fly off, head away from them. Simple enough. Just have to make sure you'...
by jbwraith
Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Zombie RPG
Replies: 92
Views: 9832

Re: Zombie RPG

"That still doesn't explain how you got it in there in the first place. Personally, I'm on my way out of the city. I know enough to survive, and I don't enjoy not having an early-warning system of wildlife in place. However, I might stay here and try to clear up the city. Depends on how things ...
by jbwraith
Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Unnecessary Censorship
Replies: 114
Views: 13790

Re: Unnecessary Censorship

dear

Actually, he got mine right. Monty Python's Flying Circus sketch.

Life's a piece of CENSORED, when you look at it, yes life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true
by jbwraith
Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:00 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Zombie RPG
Replies: 92
Views: 9832

Re: Zombie RPG

"Apologies can wait. Open up the back and let him in. Then leave it down so I can try and cover us from that angle."
by jbwraith
Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:04 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Zombie RPG
Replies: 92
Views: 9832

Re: Zombie RPG

"If I can, sure, but I'd rather put a 7.62 in their head or a bayonet through their eye than try to transport them without being bitten." Wraith took a look at the maps that were in the briefcase. "London, looks like we might be able to use the tunnel if we want to get out of here. It...
by jbwraith
Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Zombie RPG
Replies: 92
Views: 9832

Re: Zombie RPG

"I second that we should know where the traps are. My name's Wraith."
by jbwraith
Wed Jan 12, 2011 4:43 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Zombie RPG
Replies: 92
Views: 9832

Re: Zombie RPG

"How do you mean, back when you were still alive? Did you literally die, or is this a mindset you have about life?" Wraith asked, nervously trying to remember how many rounds he had in the SKS should he need it.
by jbwraith
Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Zombie RPG
Replies: 92
Views: 9832

Re: Zombie RPG

"Same here. See"? Wraith says as he does the same. "Don't touch the bayonet though. Haven't had time yet to clean it."
by jbwraith
Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:41 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26062
Views: 2391949

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Not granted.

I wish Chuck Schuldiner hadn't died (if you know of him, you know why)
by jbwraith
Thu Jan 06, 2011 2:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Zombie RPG
Replies: 92
Views: 9832

Re: Zombie RPG

"Thanks for waiting up for me." Wraith gasped. "Haven't had to run like that since....hey, there's a guy back there with a staff. He's waving and saying something. I'll cover him if one of you wants to go and see what he wants."
by jbwraith
Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:03 pm UTC
Forum: Fit Club
Topic: 10,000 pushups
Replies: 592
Views: 220353

Re: 10,000 pushups

7331+19=7350
by jbwraith
Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You get ahold of Aperture's portal gun. Now what?
Replies: 77
Views: 9096

Re: You get ahold of Aperture's portal gun. Now what?

Freak the hell out of my boss for sure, cool stage work as well. Been a while since I played, but your forwards momentum when you jump into a portal carries over when you come out, correct?
by jbwraith
Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26062
Views: 2391949

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Denied.

I wish Jof16's girlfriend was a pig.
by jbwraith
Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Your Stats
Replies: 26
Views: 5290

Re: Your Stats

Strength- 40
Vitality- 80
Intelligence- 95 (IQ of 134)
Dexterity- 70
Stealth- 60
Endurance- 30
Ingenuity- see MacGyver
by jbwraith
Thu Dec 30, 2010 5:06 am UTC
Forum: Fit Club
Topic: 10,000 pushups
Replies: 592
Views: 220353

Re: 10,000 pushups

7235+15=7250
by jbwraith
Mon Dec 27, 2010 7:59 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Zombie RPG
Replies: 92
Views: 9832

Re: Zombie RPG

After traveling 3 blocks, they hear a sound from around the corner. Wraith opens up his bayonet and takes his place at the corner of a building. He motions for London to be silent, then listens carefully to the sound he's hearing. Eventually, he hears human voices. He whips around the corner and see...
by jbwraith
Mon Dec 27, 2010 7:57 pm UTC
Forum: Fit Club
Topic: 10,000 pushups
Replies: 592
Views: 220353

Re: 10,000 pushups

6235+25=6360
by jbwraith
Sun Dec 26, 2010 6:11 pm UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: Card guessing game
Replies: 18
Views: 11907

Re: Card guessing game

jbwraith, the strategy of guessing only guess after seeing 26 black will fail if the last card is black, since you'll have to guess before it. In fact, it only works half the time, exactly if the last card is red. You suggested simply guessing after you get a large number of black cards - can you r...
by jbwraith
Sun Dec 26, 2010 5:59 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 648965

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Martians, who vomit by imploding, bifurcate on anal contact with paradoxically dead Highlanders.

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