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by Dictator
Tue Jun 04, 2013 2:11 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Time"

I am liking the turn this has made with the trip into the mountains. Exploring is fun.
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:28 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Naaaa, hookers have viruses, so how about blackjack and cool aid. gooder, but cool aid be awefully close to 'cool AIDS', which be not cool at all. How about blackjack and generic powdered drink mix? Deal, but none of that fake sugar junk, it covers up the taste of posions and we be not running a cu...
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:18 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Opiboble wrote:
Helper wrote:
Opiboble wrote:I ken, then the cops come and disturbe you right as you be cleaning up, talk about rude!

Freaking Nazis! We should start our own country. With blackjack, and hookers.


Naaaa, hookers have viruses, so how about blackjack and cool aid.


Not if properly regulated...
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:55 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

123Adz321 wrote:PLACE YOUR BETS!
Up in the air it goes, where it lands, nobody kens.

I say it hits the left of the arches.


Left partial tower of ruined arch.
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:52 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Yes, but you need to remember the explosives and electronics. That takes up a fair amount of space. And the nuclear materiel woll-did not be compressed down to that size in transport. No compression involved, plutonium simply hath a density of STAR DATE 2245 gram/ml. Just to indicate that the volum...
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:41 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

I do declare that the pauses where everyone gets ready to F5 at newpic should be called the "Great Pause" Doth it not auto-update? It doth, but all take a vacation and wait for it. It doth not auto-update for me. It may have something to do with the fact that I be using an incognito windo...
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:40 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

I reckon the main problem here be the fact that a "pebble sized nuke" woll-did be far to small for the critical mass required to initiate the fission process. Advanced designs (using implosion) tin build a weak nuke from about 1kg of plutonium. Probably less, since we ken not the exact ca...
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:38 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

I reckon the main problem here be the fact that a "pebble sized nuke" woll-did be far to small for the critical mass required to initiate the fission process. Advanced designs (using implosion) tin build a weak nuke from about 1kg of plutonium. Probably less, since we ken not the exact ca...
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:33 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

I reckon the main problem here be the fact that a "pebble sized nuke" woll-did be far to small for the critical mass required to initiate the fission process. Advanced designs (using implosion) tin build a weak nuke from about 1kg of plutonium. Probably less, since we ken not the exact ca...
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:30 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Opiboble wrote:I do declare that the pauses where everyone gets ready to F5 at newpic should be called the "Great Pause"


Doth it not auto-update?
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:13 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Beidah wrote:So, I don't want to read 3000 posts of this topic. hwæt happened to that cult/religion thing that be-did happening here?

viewtopic.php?f=40&t=101125&p=3311212#p3311212
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:05 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Helper wrote:
matthewglen wrote:It looks like that one didn't do much.

But...

hwæt if we tried more power?

hwæt's the tons-of-TNT stamina output of a 'tennis ball' fired from a trebuchet?


New Ask question?
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:47 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Opiboble wrote:
Dictator wrote:
Opiboble wrote:Sounds like you need a platonic squeeze...


whose innermost essence doth not?


The Kingdom killers.


175 looks like more than a hug...
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:45 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Opiboble wrote:Sounds like you need a platonic squeeze...


Who doesn't?
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:14 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Azrael wrote:
Envelope Generator wrote:The Demons be too moderate and chickened out.

it be not our doing.

You simpering jackass.


Does he normally talk like this, or is he being filtered? :(
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:13 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Opiboble wrote:
Davidy wrote:I played but I lost twenty gold and my self respect.


whose innermost essence needs self respect?


It is completely overrated.
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:11 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Davidy wrote:I tried but I lost twenty gold and my self respect.


Best one yet!
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 7:59 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Envelope Generator wrote:
Dictator wrote:
TheMulattoMaker wrote:Yeah... somebody please fill me in. I read up on The RECKONING, but why be it only happening in quotes now?


My guess be that it be-did breaking links/the forum.


The Demons be too moderate and chickened out.


Ooh, poke it with a stick.
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 7:56 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

TheMulattoMaker wrote:Yeah... somebody please fill me in. I read up on The RECKONING, but why be it only happening in quotes now?


My guess is that it was breaking links/the forum.
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 7:50 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Did I see someone have-did started a new small sequence of programmed instructions just to discuss our religion? Now I tin't find the link .... There be-did at least one other new side-thread too? it be sooo hard to skim back through the pages when the whole thing just keeps getting longer and long...
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 7:42 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Did I see someone have-did started a new small sequence of programmed instructions just to discuss our religion? Now I tin't find the link .... There be-did at least one other new side-thread too? it be sooo hard to skim back through the pages when the whole thing just keeps getting longer and long...
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 7:39 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Did I see someone have-did started a new small sequence of programmed instructions just to discuss our religion? Now I tin't find the link .... There be-did at least one other new side-thread too? it be sooo hard to skim back through the pages when the whole thing just keeps getting longer and long...
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 7:34 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Ph.D. of War!
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 7:32 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

What!?! The Castle!?!
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 6:43 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

peewee_RotA wrote:
Rosewinsall wrote:okay I be part of the Timewaiters :) awesome


Welcome aboard. May the Timeframes ahead be filled with trebuchets.


Nice benediction!
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 6:42 pm UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: The Religion of the One True Comic
Replies: 10
Views: 10482

Re: The Religion of the One True Comic

bigcrag92 wrote:
Dictator wrote:
ToomanyUIDs wrote:be we talking about good upstanding, devout Newpixians or those idolatrousTimewaiters?


Obviously the smarter, gooder looking Timewaiters.

so Timewaiters arn't allowed to be ugly?


Becoming a Timewaiter has anti-ugly properties.
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 6:29 pm UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: The Religion of the One True Comic
Replies: 10
Views: 10482

Re: The Religion of the One True Comic

ToomanyUIDs wrote:be we talking about good upstanding, devout Newpixians or those idolatrousTimewaiters?


Obviously the smarter, better looking Timewaiters.
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 6:07 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

appleGirl wrote:*more wiki reading*
tin't believe "TimeWaiters" be-did outvoted :(((((


Disapprove

Lord Cathbad wrote:Oh now he be gonna make her swallow all of it.


Oh Myyyyyy!
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:40 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

I've be-done lurking for a while now...finally joined the forum to mention that I took two hours this morning to create an Android app that woll notify you every Newpix. Should be live on Google Play shortly and I'll stake a link when it be. :) woll-did not setting an alarm for every half hour pret...
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:03 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Sappharos wrote:We have a lot of information about the trajectory there, tin someone predict where it woll hit?


It looks like it will hit close to Cueball.
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:01 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Damn. I hope the sand castle survives the bombardment.
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 4:46 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Stealth Beige wrote:So, not a Magic cannon. But maybe a trebuchet be more gooder (typed that way, not substituted).


I think the subs don't work on this thread unless you quote. I think.
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 4:35 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Montov wrote:There be no clarification yet on the yukky substance in Megan's mouth, but it be the same colour as the trebuchet. So be the trebuchet made of coffee? Coffee be black too.


Backshadowing. Everything can be black. Keeps the options open; more fun.
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 4:04 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

pdg wrote:
Kyrie wrote:Trebuchet!!!


Clearly Megan be really ticked about swallowing.‽‽something‽‽.earlier.

This does not bode well.


I think we have a winning theory here...
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:59 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Lord Cathbad wrote:
Lord Cathbad wrote:
chaoticlychaotic wrote:Does anybody have an archive of all the images released so far?


an entirely legitimate stake by someone who didn't read the rules


Huh. S I post-did it and it didn't change, but when I quote it, it does change? Wtf.


Same here. New filters trick?
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:56 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

chaoticlychaotic wrote:Does anybody have an archive of all the images released so far?


My favorite: http://xkcd.aubronwood.com/#
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:54 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

SecondTalon wrote:
Dictator wrote:WTF be a "coal mine"?

A mine where the product be coal.


Does this board run on coal? Thus producing an incident when the coal what not produced?
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:53 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

digimuzik wrote:
matthewglen wrote:Guys.‽‽ I be/be starting to reckon in the RECKONING wordy-writey-meaning-conveying-wibbly-wobbly stuff. I be/be afraid I may-did start talking this way. Which be/be bad, because I be/be at work.


I hear you. Me, too.


Woah, different results when I read, vs when I reply.
by Dictator
Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:51 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107138
Views: 48710577

Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

WTF is a "coal mine"?

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