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by WolfieMario
Tue Feb 09, 2016 12:21 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796498

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Undertale probably can't really be spoiled anymore but this spoils a huge bit that happens if you're the worst possible person 1635 http://i.imgur.com/TSVkyho.png If you don't stop fucking chirping, I'll be forced to use my special attack . I thought the same thing when I saw that one. http...
by WolfieMario
Fri Feb 27, 2015 2:43 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796498

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Time for some color correction abuse. Skin Color Dress Uncolor.png Setting the highlight and shadow to the lightest and darkest colors in each image, respectively. Fluorescent Dress Dress White.png Assuming she didn't paint her skin: highlight is set to skin, and shadow is set to outline. Hooray cli...
by WolfieMario
Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:50 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1316: "Inexplicable"
Replies: 99
Views: 17875

Re: 1316: "Inexplicable"

Literally my first thought: http://i.imgur.com/elGahUU.png 1108 No, you're not allowed to complain over the use of "literally" in this comic. It's part of the joke. I wasn't complaining, as that would require missing the point of both comics. It was literally just the first thing that cam...
by WolfieMario
Mon Jan 13, 2014 5:33 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796498

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Too obvious?

Consequences
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'But you told me-' 'OoooOoOOOOooooo'
1316, 1108
by WolfieMario
Mon Jan 13, 2014 5:26 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1316: "Inexplicable"
Replies: 99
Views: 17875

Re: 1316: "Inexplicable"

Literally my first thought:
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1108

Surprisingly, I was only two minutes late by the time I had a thread ready to post. I blame Fireworks for inexplicably crashing twice.
by WolfieMario
Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:33 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796498

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Envelope Generator wrote:684

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Nice, this one quite literally cracked me up made me laugh out loud :lol:
by WolfieMario
Wed Oct 09, 2013 3:38 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796498

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

I think teelo's "My Hobby" made me think of this. http://i.imgur.com/yUYWaha.png Sources: 1274 , 845 And my first thought at the effort to avoid using "3" and "4": http://i.imgur.com/KXAaldr.png Those are constant declarations, the only acceptable place for literals bes...
by WolfieMario
Tue Sep 24, 2013 6:03 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796498

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

I felt a sudden compulsion to make an sw exclusively from other sw's.

Ekpyrotic Universe

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The originals somehow weren't weird enough.

Sources: Pingouin7's original interpretation, Ubik's reversal, Cyriαkcd
by WolfieMario
Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:21 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1258: First
Replies: 72
Views: 21707

Re: 1258: First

I dunno, people who post "FIRST" seem to be running rampant on That Guy With The Glasses. They're on like every video, regardless of who it's by, so it's not even like anyone has too intelligent of a viewership. They've also been on nearly every YouTube upload of Kevin MacLeod's work (wel...
by WolfieMario
Thu Jul 11, 2013 2:39 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796498

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Economics
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Disclaimer: I've never actually play WoW
by WolfieMario
Wed Jul 10, 2013 4:25 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1236: "Seashell"
Replies: 40
Views: 15144

Re: 1236: "Seashell"

It's been corrected; for those who want context, this was the original:

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by WolfieMario
Wed Jul 10, 2013 4:16 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796498

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Mathematically Accurate

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This might be simultaneously more accurate and worse than the original.
1236

For context:

Seashell, before correction

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by WolfieMario
Thu May 30, 2013 1:23 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796498

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Professions are all Terrible.png sources: ⋅ The concept was based on 722 --computer problems sound silly when explained to your cat, but everything else does too. ⋅ The structure is obviously from 1052 --"Every Major's Terrible". ⋅ Frame 1, the computer p...
by WolfieMario
Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:25 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796498

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Silent Update http://i.imgur.com/mhmfxBz.png I actually think the layout redesigns and other pointless changes are just busy-work so Google doesn't have to let them go. Source: Silent Hammer Not the most original, I'll admit; it may have even been done on this thread already. It also isn't exactly ...
by WolfieMario
Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:21 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1196: "Subways"
Replies: 147
Views: 61590

Re: 1196: "Subways"

Huh, thankfully stringing these cities together didn't manage to cause a nation-wide topological anomaly, even when Boston is nested within it.
by WolfieMario
Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:53 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1193: Externalities
Replies: 505
Views: 149912

Re: 1193: Externalities

Huh, did someone already post the 404-bits-wrong generating hash here? As far as data pollution goes, it now encompasses over 80% of all entries. Which is a shame; took ten minutes and two arbitrary URLs a friend and I did got bumped up, despite resting at 476 or so each. EDIT: searching for "4...
by WolfieMario
Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:48 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796498

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Just throwing this out there: OpenType Font and Embedded OpenType files for the (first?) official xkcd font used in Externalities - 1193 . It may not look great in some browsers, but it does in image editors: http://i.imgur.com/VlUgupg.png If you have the forum font installed, you may run into the i...
by WolfieMario
Fri Mar 29, 2013 7:20 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107234
Views: 50094351

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Yes, yes... do it, I want to watch the angry dome burn in the coolest way possible! This however bring up a good question, how large of a trebuchet woll-did you need to launch a nuke far enough that you wouldn’t kill yourself in the blast… I be sure it be a matter of size, per se, so much as the st...
by WolfieMario
Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:46 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107234
Views: 50094351

Re: 1190: "Time"

blowfishhootie wrote:You are confusing Camel case with Pascal case. Camel case words begin with a lowercase letter: timeKeepers. Pascal case is where each word of a compound word is capitalized: TimeKeepers.

I've always known the difference as lowerCamelCase and UpperCamelCase.
by WolfieMario
Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:22 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107234
Views: 50094351

Re: 1190: "Time"

Reviewing the gif and I stumbled on a revelation. They didn't start building the first castle until AFTER Megan shook building material from her hair. It's not a sand/coffee/semen castle, it's a DANDRUFF Castle. Are we to assume then, that before T0 they spent so much time sitting on that knoll tha...
by WolfieMario
Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:09 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107234
Views: 50094351

Re: 1190: "Time"

Has any noticed that the alt text is also changing? The words are the same, but I could swear that the text is a little darker than it used to be. I am also seeing these strange orbs floating before my eyes. I didn't think that was possible in HTML5? I'm getting the same thing, except now blood is ...
by WolfieMario
Mon Mar 25, 2013 1:43 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107234
Views: 50094351

Re: 1190: "Time"

Huh, and I was staring at it for five minutes waiting for something to fly across the screen. I'd personally love if this turns out how one commenter here mentioned - continuing for months or even years, with trees growing, weather, people coming and going, etc. Okay what the hell forums my post get...
by WolfieMario
Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:45 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1085: "ContextBot"
Replies: 39
Views: 16083

Re: 1085: "ContextBot"

Moose Anus wrote:This might confuse people.

(Today's comic is 100 after this one, and has not been posted yet)

Congratulations, you've succeeded. :oops:
by WolfieMario
Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:14 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796498

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

I'm tempted to do a "The internet got 100 times ruder when, thanks to an extension with a typo'd regex, my browser started replacing the word "thank" with "fuck"." (1031), but I'm too lazy right now, and I'm not sure whether the reverse would be more amusing.
by WolfieMario
Sat Feb 09, 2013 6:34 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796498

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

So, I recently played a mildly disturbing game. .flow http://i.imgur.com/1sIXWIc.png Loosely based on actual events from the game. Needless to say, Smile's line is an understatement. Source: 883 Internet points to anyone who knows what game I'm talking about. EDIT: Nobody said it; added it
by WolfieMario
Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:30 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796498

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Optimism
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Nothing can bring Beret Guy down. Except sometimes gravity.

1157, 1158
by WolfieMario
Mon Dec 31, 2012 8:33 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796498

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Thanks :) I actually thought it was going to be hard to make it look decent, but you'd be surprised how simple Adobe Illustrator makes it to deform a panel like it's a sheet of paper/plastic (Object -> Envelope Distort -> Grid Envelope -> 1x1 grid, if anyone's curious). Although, I'm not sure how it...
by WolfieMario
Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:20 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796498

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Obligatory
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In several ways, xkcd-sw is like YouTube Poop. Micromemes, obvious jokes/references, visual gags, sentence mixing... Although thankfully, there aren't as many dick jokes.

381, 1154
by WolfieMario
Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:41 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796498

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

With all this discussion, I looked up the Wikipedia article and found a better version of the riddle.

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Looking up a Wikipedia article and finding something suitable for an sw is not cleverness.
by WolfieMario
Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:19 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1150: Instagram
Replies: 104
Views: 28307

Re: 1150: Instagram

There is a huge fallacy in that comic, that is just like going to the north pole, and then at that exact place, saying “I will now go north!”: Just like the above statement in that context, saying “property” in the context of information makes no sense. It is not related to reality. In reality, the...
by WolfieMario
Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:17 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796498

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Somehow, the girl with a broomstick, handgun, and music notes reminded me of the main character from .flow
by WolfieMario
Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:46 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1140: "Calendar of Meaningful Dates"
Replies: 152
Views: 25331

Re: 1140: "Calendar of Meaningful Dates"

In months other than September, the 11th is mentioned substantially less often than any other date. It's been that way since long before 9/11 and I have no idea why.

Perhaps both the government and the terrorists were plotting to make the 11th a more significant date? Independently, of course.
by WolfieMario
Fri Nov 23, 2012 4:56 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1138: "Heatmap"
Replies: 59
Views: 21380

Re: 1138: "Heatmap"

SmoothBlade wrote:Being a furry myself I should note that not all furries are into furry porn, and not all of furry porn is viewed exclusively by furries.

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by WolfieMario
Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:11 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1136: "Broken Mirror"
Replies: 45
Views: 11632

Re: 1136: "Broken Mirror"

Seems to me that he missed an easy reference to #220, by not having the alt-text include the roommate threatening Black Hat guy with the super soaker. It would be interesting to see how BHG would react to such an attack on his person. I immediately thought of 220 too. http://i1050.photobucket.com/a...
by WolfieMario
Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:04 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796498

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Also fairly obvious.

Philosophical Hat Guy
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ALL is Super Soakers
1136, 220

EDIT: 'Philosopical'. Yeah, that's the last time I sw an xcd at 3AM.
by WolfieMario
Fri Sep 28, 2012 7:57 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1113: "Killed In Action"
Replies: 78
Views: 19466

Re: 1113: "Killed In Action"

I leave out the part denigrating cliches because from context the person I'm responding to knows what a cliche is already, he just doesn't know most tropes are not cliches. Actually, I wasn't quite aware that cliche is exclusively a derogatory term. In fact, I've often heard it used in the more neu...
by WolfieMario
Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:35 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1113: "Killed In Action"
Replies: 78
Views: 19466

Re: 1113: "Killed In Action"

Primis wrote:Its more then just the trope thing. Its a cliché in a cop films

A trope is a cliché. And this isn't limited to cop films; the article Corrusader linked has a list of retironies throughout all sorts of media.
by WolfieMario
Sun Sep 09, 2012 2:17 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796498

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Enlarged to Show Detail http://i.imgur.com/Ebi1w.png I also hate whoever put all of those in the 'School Supplies' aisle. Source: 641 Fun fact: the bowl of mealworms was a failed attempt at drawing cereal. I guess it's all in how you look at it. On a similar token, ceci n'est pas des organes génita...
by WolfieMario
Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:03 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796498

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

I'm surprised this hasn't been done yet.

TAS
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Her reaction was similar...
Source: 744
by WolfieMario
Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:51 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1796498

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Yeah, that too. Although, it's more about whether or not the TV itself is digital than whether or not the signal is digital when there's no signal available. My LCD TV can pick up both digital and analogue channels with an antenna, but setting it to use the coaxial jack with nothing plugged in or o...

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