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by Tirobir
Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:24 pm UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Sprechen Sie Deutsch bitte! [German practice]
Replies: 878
Views: 255043

Re: Sprechen Sie Deutsch bitte! [German practice]

Ich sag mal hier nur "hallo." Ich hab' seit zwei oder drei jahre nicht deutsch gesprochen. Jetzt studiere ich Russisch in die Nachtschule. Ich moechte auch Deutsch wieder studieren. Ich bin nicht sicher ob mir das langweilig finden wuerde weil ich nur Praktikum und Grammatik aufpolieren br...
by Tirobir
Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:52 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0321: "Thighs"
Replies: 194
Views: 47757

Green-Thighed Lady

Thighs without a Face

Black Thighed Peas - My Humps
by Tirobir
Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:16 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0313: "Insomnia"
Replies: 167
Views: 37969

I've thought of times like that before. When I do sketches of things with digital clocks in them I use times like that.

If someone sleeps till cinnamon will they always be well rested?
by Tirobir
Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:55 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucid Dreaming - What's the deal?
Replies: 120
Views: 11812

I've gone lucid on several occasions and then I got reinvolved in the dream state and lost the lucidity. This happened once in this apocalyptic city where buildings were burning and parts of them were exploding. I became aware that it was an awful lot of destruction and went lucid. Then I saw that a...
by Tirobir
Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:29 am UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Spain in October
Replies: 8
Views: 5267

Many signs and displays in Barcelona are in Catalan. If you know some French you can piece things together.

Only tip if you were impressed and only give 1 or maybe 2 Euros.
by Tirobir
Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:29 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The completly random human brain
Replies: 17
Views: 2247

liza wrote:Of course, nothing in the human brain is 'random'. Smells, an unusual combination of tones, even a stream of thoughts in your subconscious.


I was going to post along that line. I agree.
by Tirobir
Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:51 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I'm Not Fat, I'm Big-Boned!
Replies: 476
Views: 40554

I stretch before and after. The last time I was seriously working out though I started adding a first series of sets in which I lifted a light amount and then did my strength training set. I've had better luck when I did stretch before. I was able to lift heavier weights with more reps. I don't know...
by Tirobir
Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:24 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Great things that happened to you today*
Replies: 1346
Views: 175206

Someone on another, very small forum I post at linked to a youtube video of "Start Wearing Purple." At first I thought it was some kind of Boratesque thing. Then I heard him speak perfect Russian. So I researched them and downloaded their discography to hear what they sound like overall. Y...
by Tirobir
Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:15 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I'm Not Fat, I'm Big-Boned!
Replies: 476
Views: 40554

It's okay it's not as extreme to any girl I've been with as it seems to me. I just know how I look when I exercise and it's quite better. But yeah, my grandpa has looked like that for many years. I got a lot of his features.
by Tirobir
Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:12 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Great things that happened to you today*
Replies: 1346
Views: 175206

I am curious, how did you get into them, what do you enjoy about their stuff?
by Tirobir
Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:10 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I'm Not Fat, I'm Big-Boned!
Replies: 476
Views: 40554

I have a fascinating body type. If I sit on my ass a lot I am prone to metabolize my muscle mass as always but I get some nice padding on my stomach and love handles. I eventually look like a skinny pregnant woman in her third month. I need to start going to the gym again.
by Tirobir
Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:06 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Great things that happened to you today*
Replies: 1346
Views: 175206

Castaway wrote:Yeah, tickets go so fast so get them now.


Now I'm not sure since I start a new job next week. I may be too tired to drive for an hour in each direction, boogie for a few hours, and come home wound up at like 1am. MLAH. :-|
by Tirobir
Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:46 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Great things that happened to you today*
Replies: 1346
Views: 175206

Castaway wrote:Yes, I just bought tickets to see Gogol Bordello again in November!!!


You just reminded me that I was going to buy some for next Wednesday in nearby SF. I just found out about them a couple days ago but they are pretty awesome.
by Tirobir
Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:44 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Clubbing trends.
Replies: 175
Views: 16367

Calamari steaks are good.

As for dance floor etiquette, I've had women start grinding their booty on my crotch without clear invitation. It's not a bad thing (generally) but it is presumptuous.
by Tirobir
Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:37 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Great things that happened to you today*
Replies: 1346
Views: 175206

I got a job I'd be waiting for about a month to get. I start work on Monday. Computer repair for businesses building into MCSE and IT stuff. I don't expect to deal much if at all with haggling home users for the first time since I started this work 7 years ago.
by Tirobir
Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:29 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Who the dickens are you?
Replies: 10922
Views: 2349320

ArchangelShrike wrote:
Tirobir wrote:I once at spam musubi which is a giant piece of spam sushi


You once at spam musubi?


To be honest I didn't order it, my friend who's from Hawaii did. So I only had like half. Spam isn't food. :P
by Tirobir
Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:23 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1401069

Bakemaster wrote:Behold the Jetsons condom. I love the diagrams. Now, is it just me, or do those look more tedious than a normal condom, not to mention thicker?


20€ for the applicator and 10€ for a 10 applications pack. HOLY MACKEREL. As the Germans say, "Das ist wahnsinnig teuer."
by Tirobir
Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:17 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Can you...dream?
Replies: 40
Views: 4069

If I stay up late until I am falling over, I don't tend to dream. If I am having a rough period where I'm tired for weeks and don't often get enough sleep I quit dreaming. Follow what the other poster said and have a good day of sleeping in. Keep dozing for bits as you wake up and you can really mil...
by Tirobir
Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:13 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1401069

apparently the idea behind kellogg's corn flakes was that they didn't excite you too much as that could lead to self abuse. i.e. they are so bland they stop you wanking. ironically kellogg's chose a giant cock for their brand image. Dr. Graham was a colleague and invented his crackers under the sam...
by Tirobir
Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:11 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Who the dickens are you?
Replies: 10922
Views: 2349320

I'm Tirobir. I'm into linguistics and anthropology, I live in Google-town. I work as a computer repairman moving up to an IT hardware and networking guy. I like long walks on short docks by pretty beaches. I once ate spam musubi which is a giant piece of spam sushi and I like the Short Circuit movie...
by Tirobir
Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:33 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1401069

I think he offered to go either way for the anesthesia but I can't see why I'd want to be awake for that.
by Tirobir
Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:04 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1401069

My dentist had me get my wisdom teeth removed when I was 17 while they were still just nubs under my gums. They hadn't attached nerve endings to the jawbone or something like that so it hurt less. I happily took the recommendation of being knocked out so I'm not a truly manly man.
by Tirobir
Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:02 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Tipping, Gratuity, Charity, what's fair or not fair?
Replies: 195
Views: 12594

Why would someone pay asking price at a garage sale unless it was already cheap? Alternately, why would somebody offer to sell something at a price if they're expecting you to pay lower? :) It's all just culture and stuff really. Yeah, there are a lot of Eastern Indians here and they are known for ...
by Tirobir
Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:26 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1401069

Peshmerga wrote:Who cares that you lose sensation. It's all about making her orgasm as many times as possible. The longer you can focus on her and not yourself, the better your response will be.


Oh I agree. I can make the woman orgasm with a condom but that doesn't mean that I will.
by Tirobir
Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:14 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: You know you have played video games too much when...
Replies: 208
Views: 21753

...when you make a mistake IRL and want to quickload to correct it.

This happened to me recently after playing a lot of Knights of the Old Republic.
by Tirobir
Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:10 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1401069

On the subject of condoms, but on a slightly less large scale... Am I the only one that has a large amount of trouble getting one on without... losing it? I mean, the process of needing to stop, open the condom and apply more or less totally kills my momentum, and makes it hard if not impossible to...
by Tirobir
Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:02 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Tipping, Gratuity, Charity, what's fair or not fair?
Replies: 195
Views: 12594

Why don't you put up a sign? :) You just wouldn't find them here. Tipping is assumed or not depending on the situation and bargaining is rarely done by Americans. My family is Russian so when I held a little garage sale I marked prices reasonable but higher expecting to get haggled down but instead...
by Tirobir
Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:00 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Age
Replies: 958
Views: 211318

I'm almost 25. I think I may celebrate by renting a car without paying some exorbitant "young adult insurance" fee.
by Tirobir
Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:58 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Tipping, Gratuity, Charity, what's fair or not fair?
Replies: 195
Views: 12594

I tip 15%. If the service is bad (I've had waiters kind of just whack dishes down on the table even though I'm never mean to them) I will either go for a dollar or 2 cents. Once I was at a Denny's where no one came by for 45 minutes after serving us milkshakes. We wanted to order more. So we left al...
by Tirobir
Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:21 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Clubbing trends.
Replies: 175
Views: 16367

I go just to dance. It's hard to find a club in my area that doesn't play mostly hip-hop (which I don't like) so I don't go too often. I don't drink. Going with friends or a nice girl is more fun but I usually don't have anyone that wants to go. I usually dance a song or two with a couple nice girls...

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