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by jessebob
Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:52 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1223895

Re: Ban the person above you

banned for illiteration.
by jessebob
Sat Jan 17, 2009 10:20 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Haiku.
Replies: 434
Views: 65862

Re: Haiku.

watching a show
on the huge-ass tv
Psych!


Mystery, is
who put that darn ring
in the safe


im so bored
please somebody
save me
by jessebob
Sat Jan 17, 2009 10:17 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: High and low point of your day
Replies: 3315
Views: 254593

Re: High and low point of your day

High: the idea that im going somehwere today

Low: my alarm waking me up this morning and i thought "why is it going off so early" when it was actually on time.
by jessebob
Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:36 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Making the world a weirder place
Replies: 1920
Views: 180086

Re: Making the world a weirder place

cyberia wrote:
Eruantale wrote: You are not a beautiful and weird snowflake;\



Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.


Sorry i just had to.
by jessebob
Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:33 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Making the world a weirder place
Replies: 1920
Views: 180086

Re: Making the world a weirder place

I do my work one person at a time.

It's been a good day when someone says "what the crap dude?" in a non angry way
by jessebob
Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:29 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Kids names?
Replies: 216
Views: 16975

Re: Kids names?

Also on the way to another, separate, airport I had an hour long conversation with my mom about what to possibly name my kids. Noah was our top pick for a boy. I like the name Nora alot (i just saw Nick and Norah's infinite playlist) Anything that ends in an 'aah' is good. I would name my kids with ...
by jessebob
Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:26 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Kids names?
Replies: 216
Views: 16975

Re: Kids names?

I was in an airport recently (i think it was detroit), and i looked upstairs and noticed the lost and found department. There rested a name plaque that read "Director of Lost and Found" Johnny Butler I jizzed in my pants. That is such a superstar name. They even put him down as johnny. I h...
by jessebob
Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:23 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9367544

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

today was the first day of school.

I had AP Physics B second period.

We started right into stuff that I have no understanding of.

He assumes we know of STP, moles, and many other things that I do not, in fact, no about.

What the crap is R?
by jessebob
Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:19 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: murdered by a ferret.
Replies: 9
Views: 1323

Re: murdered by a ferret.

hah. why would mine be blocked? singapore government tryin to get my ferret murderin fetish put away?
by jessebob
Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:08 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: murdered by a ferret.
Replies: 9
Views: 1323

murdered by a ferret.

I was earlier inspired by comic 369 to Google things that i thought would get very few results. My first try was "eaten alive by a fly". i got 4 hits from 3 sites. unfortunately for the rule of three's, i hit gold on my second try. A Google search for "murdered by a ferret" will ...
by jessebob
Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:34 pm UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: The Rolling Cart
Replies: 46
Views: 6728

Re: The Rolling Cart

but what if the speed was relative to the starting point? or the ground. for each inch the man passes on the ground, etc.
by jessebob
Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:50 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 314419

Re: Escape from Raptors

the alliance are douches and turn you in.


you have Steven Spielburg and Stanley Kubrick make the greatest movie in the world with you about you, immortalizing you forever.
by jessebob
Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:48 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Arrow game
Replies: 3127
Views: 202000

Re: The Arrow game

^ WRONG!
< Sometimes wrong
v usually wrong
by jessebob
Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2550601

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

fine but you get 6 inches shorter because your spine can't lengthen at night.


i wish my farts didn't stink as much
by jessebob
Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:45 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1223895

Re: Ban the person above you

banned because im in a banning mood.
by jessebob
Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:43 am UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: The Rolling Cart
Replies: 46
Views: 6728

Re: The Rolling Cart

ok lets say he can run. he doesn't have to be walking.

also, he could reach out and grab it, no? if he grabs onto the side after he has moved 2 inches, the cart is 2 inches in front of him. if he grabs hold, then jumps in, what happens?
by jessebob
Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:58 pm UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: The Rolling Cart
Replies: 46
Views: 6728

The Rolling Cart

So, there is a cart with an endless track, next to a person walking. The cart is made so that it moves 2 inches for every 1 inch the man walks. So if the man is running at a specific speed, the cart would be going twice as fast. BUT! What happens if the man jumps into the cart? We could say the man ...
by jessebob
Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:54 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13423
Views: 1771070

Re: Today You Learned

I learned its hard to get a good job.
by jessebob
Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 314419

Re: Escape from Raptors

The Panserbjørn (yes sadly i had to google that.) failed to exist. The raptors remember you.

I cryogenically freeze myself in an iceberg. They cannot touch me!
by jessebob
Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hugs!
Replies: 30338
Views: 1790384

Re: Hugs!

good night hug!

(11:50 PM singapore time!)
by jessebob
Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1223895

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for eschewing obfuscation.
by jessebob
Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:49 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1228204

Re: Picture Pwn4ge!

Spoiler:
Image


Real deal beats fake.
by jessebob
Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:48 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2550601

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

The masses swarm for your money and kill you in the process as well as slaughtering everyone you know and care about


I wish my hair was always clean.
by jessebob
Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Arrow game
Replies: 3127
Views: 202000

Re: The Arrow game

^ Haha! university
< Haha! High school
v Haha! Education!
by jessebob
Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 290909

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

because they actually are.

why do i have to go number 1 so much more often than number 2?
by jessebob
Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 290909

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

lazer backfires!


what do you do?
by jessebob
Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2550601

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, but all the comics are either unfunny or penis jokes. ALL. FOREVER. Even guest comics.


I wish xkcd wasnt as funny, so i didnt always poop myself when i see one.
by jessebob
Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:41 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1228204

Re: Picture Pwn4ge!

Image
by jessebob
Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:37 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13423
Views: 1771070

Re: Today You Learned

Today i learned getting facebook-married is fun.
by jessebob
Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:36 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1223895

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for having a display pic that scared me so much i peed a little.
by jessebob
Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:35 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote the person above you.
Replies: 4764
Views: 356981

Re: Misquote the person above you.

StickfigureGuy wrote:
Asmodieus wrote:
StickFigureLover69 wrote:
Platypodes wrote:Aww, a stench is wafting from my feet.

That smell is like a drug to me!

Stop it right there, now deoderise yourself! PLEASE!

Ah...lovely...

Roses are red, violets are blue, your feet smell bad and so do you!
by jessebob
Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:33 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Would you rather....
Replies: 731
Views: 46302

Re: Would you rather....

myself, definately.

how do you not know what steampunk is? if youve spent more than 48 minutes on the interwebs you should know!


interwebs or blogosphere
by jessebob
Sun Nov 02, 2008 3:22 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Would you rather....
Replies: 731
Views: 46302

Re: Would you rather....

brunette, definately. I apologize to your display pic, asmodieus.


Modest Mouse or Ugly Casanova
by jessebob
Sun Nov 02, 2008 3:22 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1228204

Re: Picture Pwn4ge!

I fail to see your meaning.
Image
by jessebob
Sun Nov 02, 2008 3:20 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Arrow game
Replies: 3127
Views: 202000

Re: The Arrow game

^ everything ^ says is a lie. Yup, everything.
< Mmmmmm..... KITTAYS IN MAH PIE!
v likes dogs more.
by jessebob
Sun Nov 02, 2008 3:18 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Scavenger Hunt
Replies: 970
Views: 243386

Re: Scavenger Hunt

Image

Sorry, no SFW witch. Photoshopping annoys me.


Simon Says: Bring Me a picture of scotch tape doing a dance.
by jessebob
Sun Nov 02, 2008 3:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 290909

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

I am on a island. Zombies cant get here.

Can zombies swim?
by jessebob
Sun Nov 02, 2008 3:14 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 314419

Re: Escape from Raptors

Thanks kain. Although I do have a sense of humor, when i am drunk i am impervious to written humor, and i help kain when i am drunk.
by jessebob
Sun Nov 02, 2008 3:13 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2550601

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but all your friends and forum members get annoyed, find your house, and sex you till you cry

(i tried to make that a thats what she said joke, but i just woke up and im too tired to think of one.)


I wish the girl who likes me wasn't quite so bothersome.
by jessebob
Sun Nov 02, 2008 3:08 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote the person above you.
Replies: 4764
Views: 356981

Re: Misquote the person above you.

rubber314chicken wrote:
mat-tina wrote:
Asmodieus wrote:
mat-tina wrote:
TheAmazingTD wrote:
mat-tina wrote:
jessebob wrote:Actually I love your penis.

I know, it's so pretty.

Umm... Do you two need some help?

Mine was better than the one As came up with.

Yes. I bow to thee.

I'm glad we do each other.

wow.

I dont remember saying "i love your penis"

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