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by benjhuey
Sun Jun 21, 2009 8:38 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: people who you just can't stand
Replies: 40
Views: 3213

Re: people who you just can't stand

People who tell you to be more open-minded towards the supernatural. For me, it's people who use that phrase for any argument. Similarly, people who use words, phrases, gestures, etc. with obscure, outdated, or uncommon meanings and then act pretentious when their intended target does not fully und...
by benjhuey
Sun Jun 21, 2009 6:57 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.
Replies: 4973
Views: 744918

Re: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.

If I have to hear another terrible bastardization of Subway's Five-Dollar Foot Long jingle, I'm going to have a fit. It was tolerable at first, guys, and I'm sure it recieved a lot of attention, but seriously, you just need to know when to stop.
by benjhuey
Sun Jun 21, 2009 12:42 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9082211

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

My neighbor has chickens and they are hilarious.
by benjhuey
Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:12 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9082211

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

horisustar wrote:FT- I wish my shift key wasn't sticky.
Do you mean StickyKeys or literally sticky? Neither is very fun.
by benjhuey
Sat Jun 20, 2009 4:32 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: 4chan alternative?
Replies: 50
Views: 20959

Re: 4chan alternative?

Back in my day, we made real world friends with which to develop in-side jokes of our own. Meatspace friends. The use of the word "real" is both insulting to the online friendships people have, and to the people themselves as apparently they only exist if they've been met. Meatspace frien...
by benjhuey
Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:54 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13421
Views: 1715036

Re: Today I Learned

I learned that my dog is quite picky on which bugs he will eat.
by benjhuey
Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:29 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Who the dickens are you?
Replies: 10922
Views: 2345858

Re: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD

Also, how do you put bullets into this? You have to put List tags around the entire list, kinda like so: [list] [*]Chess [*]Science [*]Math (esp. pi) [*]Writing Stuff (I'm working on my own conworld) [*]Animaniacs [*]Transformers [*]Other stories [/list] ...to produce something ...
by benjhuey
Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:25 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13421
Views: 1715036

Re: Today I Learned

Armadillo Al wrote:
benjhuey wrote:I learned that my office does not block TVTropes.
I learned this about a week or two ago. My productivity has halved, if not thirded, since.
Today, I didn't leave early like I normally do because I was too distracted by TVTropes to notice the time.
by benjhuey
Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:16 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: 4chan alternative?
Replies: 50
Views: 20959

Re: 4chan alternative?

Back in my day, we made real world friends with which to develop in-side jokes of our own.
by benjhuey
Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:56 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9082211

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

RT: Where's a scalpel or X-Acto knife when you need one?
by benjhuey
Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:34 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: High and low point of your day
Replies: 3315
Views: 245986

Re: High and low point of your day

High: It was Saturday.

Low: Didn't leave the house, can't extend my arms comfortably, losing streak.
by benjhuey
Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:10 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13421
Views: 1715036

Re: Today I Learned

I learned that my office does not block TVTropes.
by benjhuey
Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:25 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9082211

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

frogman wrote:I just finished playing Riven. Riven is the best video game ever created!
Thank you, frogman. You've successfully halted a decade of confusion for me by providing a name to put with my memories of the game.
by benjhuey
Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:58 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What made you feel incredibly stupid?
Replies: 551
Views: 62347

Re: What made you feel incredibly stupid?

Not three days ago, I was driving home after a thunderstorm and the road was still wet. My car didn't seem to be handling as well as I thought it should have. I didn't have my phone with me and began to wonder what I would do in the event of a crash. Distracted by this, I nearly run a stop sign and ...
by benjhuey
Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:44 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY
Replies: 741
Views: 325212

Re: HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY

Is this where they're handing out the free HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY?
by benjhuey
Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:57 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9082211

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Some of the ads on Facebook think my name is Carey.
by benjhuey
Sun Jun 07, 2009 8:19 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9082211

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

I only left the house for 15 minutes, but still returned disheartened by the surrounding populace.
by benjhuey
Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:07 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9082211

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Petting Zoo.
by benjhuey
Sun Jun 07, 2009 6:52 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3404
Views: 762345

Re: What were your dreams last night?

Some sort of ninjutsu exam taking place in a school gymnasium. Three identical, parallel courses running the length of the gym which were reminiscent of the more linear bits of Super Mario 64. After that ended, the final section of the exam was a single hole of mini-golf on the most sadistic course ...
by benjhuey
Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:59 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Who the dickens are you?
Replies: 10922
Views: 2345858

Re: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD

Zohar wrote:No, she has chfan's.
That explains a few things.
by benjhuey
Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:57 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13421
Views: 1715036

Re: Today I Learned

I learned that no matter how strong willed I feel at first, I will ultimately fail at making the tangle of cords under my desk look more appealing. At least they're off the ground, I guess.
by benjhuey
Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:13 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Childhood misconceptions
Replies: 868
Views: 105636

Re: Childhood misconceptions

'Roses are red, pirates are blue...'

I didn't know what 'violets' were, so the above is how I interpreted that cliché poem opener for a number of years.
by benjhuey
Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:09 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3404
Views: 762345

Re: What were your dreams last night?

My first dream depicted the beginning of a zombie apocalypse. There was one zombie-esque thing and soon there would be a bunch more. It was intelligent, had super-human strength, and could fly. There was a dreadful feeling of imminent doom, especially since nearly everyone else around me didn't have...
by benjhuey
Sat Jun 06, 2009 5:35 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9082211

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Now I want to go to Barnes & Noble. I have many gift cards.
by benjhuey
Sat Jun 06, 2009 5:07 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9082211

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Blokey wrote:'Music to Fall Over To'.
That is a great album name.
by benjhuey
Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:31 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Google Trends
Replies: 158
Views: 16829

Re: Google Trends

And then there are always post-Christmas deals.
by benjhuey
Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:30 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9082211

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Hit3k wrote:New Zealand: Australia's Florida? With a youtube link!
More like Australia's Hawaii. See, America still has this problem with Florida being attached.

Edit: Oh, because they're relating it to retirement. Man bad, they got it right.
by benjhuey
Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:54 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9082211

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Delalyra wrote:I had my mind blown the other day when I realized that white privilege extends to fucking band-aids. How incredibly rotten that we (as a culture) haven't realized this yet. Seriously.
More or less the same as we have been forever.
by benjhuey
Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:00 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9082211

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

OK, I'm taking away everyone's band-aids.
by benjhuey
Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:45 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Why aren't tv's oval shaped?
Replies: 22
Views: 3937

Re: Why aren't tv's oval shaped?

Well, if the televisions were elliptical , we'd be losing a lot of image along the minor axis. So why not make televisions circular? Well, if televisions were circular, we'd be losing a lot of image because the screen is only two-dimensional. So why not make televisions spherical? Well, if televisio...
by benjhuey
Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:38 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9082211

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin' flips and shit;
The dolphin's splashin, gettin e'rybody all wet;
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets;
I'm on a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget!
by benjhuey
Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:18 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Rickrolling incidents and YOU.
Replies: 300
Views: 32074

Re: Massive Rick-Roll apparently planned by Comedy Central

podbaydoor wrote:Maybe the commercial is the Rickroll.
Maybe they just produced a season's worth of 22 minute loops of Never Gonna Give You Up. It would be on par with many of the other shows Comedy Central has produced in the last few years.
by benjhuey
Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:08 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8668
Views: 1795778

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Worse than 590:
Spoiler:
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Get 10 friends to rate this comic well at xkcdsw.com, or benjhuey won't love you!!!!1
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by benjhuey
Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:07 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9082211

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Stop.



Hammer Time.
by benjhuey
Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:03 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3478876

Re: Rant Thread

I was almost asleep. Look, if you can't think to hit the "Scan" button to scan something, I don't think I can help you. They usually have trained specialists for this sort of thing.
by benjhuey
Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:50 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9082211

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Speaking of conlang (and speaking of awesome) I love my international relations class, formally titled International Relations of Middle Earth. We use the Lord of the Rings as a text with examples of diplomacy and dealing with foreign policy while receiving lectures about IR that are actually prett...
by benjhuey
Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:57 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9082211

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

At work this morning, I spent a good half an hour searching for my grandmother's house in Google Maps. I mostly dropped the little Street View guy in random-yet-probable places around her town until something looked familiar. Unfortunately, Street View extends to everything around her drive but not ...
by benjhuey
Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:58 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9082211

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

My university email account still lists me as a student of a different campus. I have no idea why and no idea how to fix it.
by benjhuey
Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:12 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT:Creepy
Replies: 477
Views: 88608

Re: ITT:Creepy

Babamthegrunt wrote:Bump with a new idea.
I've been pondering writing a book "Your guide to Horror on the Internet: A compilation."
1) would this be legal?
2) Do you think it would sell?
1) Questionably.
2) No.
by benjhuey
Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:11 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Rickrolling incidents and YOU.
Replies: 300
Views: 32074

Re: Massive Rick-Roll apparently planned by Comedy Central

Internetmeme wrote:I'm somewhat hoping that it doesn't go the way that Dmitri Martin's show went.
I hope it does. I knew from the get-go that Dimitri's show would bomb. It was painful to watch him not be funny.

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