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by Drakohel
Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:21 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 884028

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: it's still 10x more.
by Drakohel
Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:20 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2482040

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

The weapons work. Now the probes don't.

I wish for delicious sandwiches.
by Drakohel
Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:13 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2482040

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. It's located on the back of a whale, Sinbad-style, so you lose your island after 24 hours.

I wish I could just go to sleep.
by Drakohel
Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 884028

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: flies are surprisingly nutritious
by Drakohel
Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:29 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What would you do if...
Replies: 241
Views: 22484

Re: What would you do if...

Piss the hell out of everyone who annoys me, and snag a couple extra shifts at work ^^.

What would you do if you could suddenly breathe underwater, but no longer breathe air?
by Drakohel
Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:27 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 884028

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: they have fridges.
by Drakohel
Sun Jun 26, 2011 9:22 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2482040

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You can't remember anything you speak about when you're asleep, though, so you spend much of your waking life having entire conversations again to keep you up to speed.

I wish work didn't make me quite so jaded.
by Drakohel
Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:01 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2482040

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

You get three more wishes; however, you can only use them to wish for rotten cheese.

I wish insurance was cheaper ><
by Drakohel
Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:01 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 884028

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: because it's a waterbed.
by Drakohel
Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:00 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What would you do if...
Replies: 241
Views: 22484

Re: What would you do if...

Pass it admirably, since I'm in the middle of uni exams over here in Australia and I'm all up-to-date on my calculus.

What would you do if you arrived home to find nobody knew who you were?
by Drakohel
Tue Jun 07, 2011 1:10 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Instruments you wish you played
Replies: 86
Views: 89410

Re: Instruments you wish you played

I play piano and flute/piccolo, as well as a titchy bit of acoustic guitar. It's mostly self-taught these days, being out of school and away from the easily-available and hella-cheap instrumental teachers, but enough's stuck through the 12 (piano) and 7 (flute/pic) years of learning them that I pick...
by Drakohel
Mon Jun 06, 2011 1:04 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 884028

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: so is everyone else that you wanted to die.
by Drakohel
Mon Jun 06, 2011 1:03 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2482040

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

You very quickly get locked up, after the police have used you to whittle down the stupid on the internet.

I wish I could submit this assignment online and not have to catch an hour-long train to uni just to hand it in.
by Drakohel
Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:35 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 487571

Re: Interviewing the fora

Tough. Fiction: scifi-fantasy, I could never choose between the two. Nonfiction: true crime, hands down.

Least favourite TV show?
by Drakohel
Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:31 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What would you do if...
Replies: 241
Views: 22484

Re: What would you do if...

Probably burst into flames. Either that or hope I was in my cellar at the time.


What would you do if you found yourself on top of Uluru (Ayer's Rock)?
by Drakohel
Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:30 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2482040

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

I have a great day! Unfortunately, nobody else does, and they all whine to me about it incessantly.

I wish I had a fully-functioning set of wings that were attached at my shoulderblades and not my eyesockets.
by Drakohel
Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:29 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 487571

Re: Interviewing the fora

Depends entirely on whether I want to play games or bring the nerd. Mostly prop these days simply because I only have a laptop... *sigh*

iPhone or Droid?
by Drakohel
Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:39 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What would you do if...
Replies: 241
Views: 22484

Re: What would you do if...

Tac-nuke. From a safe distance, of course.

What would you do if you were accidentally tac-nuked?
by Drakohel
Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2482040

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. She now has a cold again.

I wish for a gigantic set of fully-functioning wings, for myself.
by Drakohel
Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:35 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 487571

Re: Interviewing the fora

Because the moon gets jealous.

What's your favourite genre of reading material?
by Drakohel
Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:13 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What would you do if...
Replies: 241
Views: 22484

Re: What would you do if...

Push my slower friends towards it and run like hell :twisted:


What would you do if you woke up to find you could hear people's thoughts?
by Drakohel
Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2482040

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted; they're now cheaper, but much more unsafe as a result.

I wish for a gigantic chocolate muffin.
by Drakohel
Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:06 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2482040

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Cars, however, are now mean.

I wish I'd found out my class wasn't on today before I got to uni... or before I got up at 6am for it.
by Drakohel
Tue May 31, 2011 11:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2482040

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted.

Now nothing else is ever funny again.


I wish my mouse worked properly.
by Drakohel
Tue May 31, 2011 8:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 487571

Re: Interviewing the fora

Because they hate to use the same doorway more than once, perhaps. Either that or they're overly patriotic and Swiss.

What genre of music do you hate the most, and why?
by Drakohel
Tue May 31, 2011 8:01 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2482040

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

You're already there - several days before the conference is due to start, with no accommodation available.


I wish I could get motivated to do my work.
by Drakohel
Mon May 30, 2011 6:56 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Becasue we all like to SMILE
Replies: 49
Views: 7732

Re: Becasue we all like to SMILE

I'd love to see the reactions of people in the street.
by Drakohel
Sun May 29, 2011 12:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 884028

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: you don't have AIDS.
by Drakohel
Sun May 29, 2011 12:53 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What would you do if...
Replies: 241
Views: 22484

Re: What would you do if...

Have it preemptively attached to me so for the next 20 minutes (until my leg is severed and sent back in time, much to my surprise) I could pretend to be Jake the Peg (with the extra leg). Or use it to beat people with :D What would you do if one of your currently-attached limbs achieved sentience o...
by Drakohel
Sun May 29, 2011 12:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 487571

Re: Interviewing the fora

Kill the goddamn Batman.

Maybe also finish my uni degree (when I finally decide what to do) and obtain a job that pays me lots to do what I love.

What's the main reason you get out of bed in the morning?
by Drakohel
Sun May 29, 2011 12:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2482040

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

You create such a program; however, eventually it gains sentience. Instead of going Skynet/HAL on you, it becomes depressed that you get the credit for its programs, and eventually erases itself as a result.

I wish my car didn't leak coolant any more...
by Drakohel
Sat May 28, 2011 10:08 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 884028

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: he wants a divorce on the grounds "your megane complex is FREAKING ME OUT"
by Drakohel
Sat May 28, 2011 10:07 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What would you do if...
Replies: 241
Views: 22484

Re: What would you do if...

Reply in kind and have a pleasant conversation with him. Then as he turns to leave, stab him and make the largest calamari ring ever. Didn't see THAT trap, did you, Ackbar?

What would you do if you had the world's largest, most delicious calamari ring but were allergic to shellfish?
by Drakohel
Sat May 28, 2011 1:24 am UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: Recommend a book
Replies: 484
Views: 268940

Re: Recommend a book

Anything by China Mieville. His books are technically fantasy/science fiction but they feel more steampunk-esque than anything else. His writing style can be a little hard to adjust to at first but it's worth working through it; he's a great writer. I'd recommend starting with Perdido Street Station...
by Drakohel
Sat May 28, 2011 1:05 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Becasue we all like to SMILE
Replies: 49
Views: 7732

Re: Becasue we all like to SMILE

'Riot Girl' by Good Charlotte never fails to make me grin - most of the time I'll end up pissing myself laughing to boot as well. For clarification, it's not because it's a good/funny song; it's because a mate "dedicated" it to me one day when I was feeling crappy. He belted out the entire...
by Drakohel
Sat May 28, 2011 12:33 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2482040

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

You get good cheese, however you are now lactose intolerant.

I wish I had a massive set of functional wings that I could hide or show at will.
by Drakohel
Sat May 28, 2011 12:32 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 884028

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: the optometrist wears glasses, though...
by Drakohel
Sat May 28, 2011 12:31 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What would you do if...
Replies: 241
Views: 22484

Re: What would you do if...

Spend a couple hours getting bitten by every spider I could find before the resultant cocktail of toxins made me believe I could climb up the wall, spidey-style. I'd then fall off about halfway up the wall, getting stuck on some kind of drain pipe or window-sill. When the fire department and ambulan...
by Drakohel
Fri May 27, 2011 11:28 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2482040

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted; they are now so simple that all you have to do to run it is start the program, meaning anyone whose job is based upon their usage is now unemployed.

I wish I wasn't an insomniac.
by Drakohel
Wed May 25, 2011 10:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2482040

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. However, being awake 24/7 means that you now get to spend an insane amount of time thinking about all the things you've done. Insanity, depression and heavy substance abuse becomes the norm as a result. I wish that I didn't have to have a 0.000 BAC when I drive (P-Plate restrictions) so eve...

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