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by pr1mu5
Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:49 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 77181

Re: I never...

I've been close to Africa. (Thread resurrected!)

I've never beaten Mega Man 9.
by pr1mu5
Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 77181

Re: I never...

Does meeting someone through BBS's (pre-internet days) count? I'd like to think so. I used to run my own BBS (Rubber Nipples BBS, anyone remember it?) and I met a girlfriend or two through it.

I've never rolled an automobile (either driving or as a passenger).
by pr1mu5
Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:58 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 77181

Re: I never...

I've traveled all over the world by myself. Is that special? I guess I'm brave?

I've never been stung by a jellyfish.
by pr1mu5
Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:56 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Man Law
Replies: 259
Views: 29859

Re: Man Law

Every man carries a man card. The card has four corners to it. If you are caught being unmanly in any way, shape, or form by a card-carrying man, you must cut a corner off your card. Losing all 4 corners to your card relieves you of all man privileges, including the ability to declare man-laws and g...
by pr1mu5
Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Man Law
Replies: 259
Views: 29859

Re: Man Law

If you read 156a) and started feeling giddy that you get to have some mocha frappacino mudslides later on this evening, you must cut a corner off your man card.
by pr1mu5
Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 77181

Re: I never...

I have attempted to grow pineapple? Failed at it though.

I have never learned the entire elements table.
by pr1mu5
Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 77181

Re: I never...

Swam in the Atlantic in Boston, Cape Cod, Myrtle Beach, Maine, and Florida.

I have never swam in a 'Sea' of any sort though. (Baltic Sea, Mediterranean, etc)
by pr1mu5
Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:36 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 77181

Re: I never...

I've tied up a few in my time. Glancing blows for the SM part. I enjoy giving it :twisted:

I've never enjoyed being on the receiving end of BDSM though.
by pr1mu5
Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Man Law
Replies: 259
Views: 29859

Re: Man Law

133d. Exception: Butter can always be applied to everything. Butter is not gay. Butter is awesome, and second only to bacon in ingredients.

Rule 137: All birthday presents to other men must be drinkable or smokable.
by pr1mu5
Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 77181

Re: I never...

I'm guessing no one has? I've got my picture on several "Cheeseburger Cheeseburger" walls for finishing their monster burger though.

I never joined a frat/sorority.
by pr1mu5
Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:31 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Man Law
Replies: 259
Views: 29859

Re: Man Law

129. if an evil dark lord steals your precious jewels, the greatest of all craft ever made, kills your father, and runs away beyond the sea, you must gather your people and make war upon him in defience to any command of the gods. Rule 130: When you are high or drunk you are not allowed to make 'Ma...
by pr1mu5
Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 77181

Re: I never...

A couple... all of em my fault. I own a telephone pole in Massachusetts.

I've never watched someone die in real life, i.e. take their last breath, etc.
by pr1mu5
Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:19 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 77181

Re: I never...

And neither have the previous 15 people that have said that.
I've been to Asia & Europe & Middle East.

I never posted on this "I never..." forum something that someone else had already posted.
by pr1mu5
Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 77181

Re: I never...

Was waiting, but it seems no one has done this. My friend has made moonshine, it tasted like crap. And I like scotch... but couldn't touch that moonshine stuff.

I never played an XBOX360.
by pr1mu5
Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 77181

Re: I never...

Pretty sure KFC counts. Don't ever eat the coleslaw there, they can do horrible things to it and you'd never know.

I've never worked a graveyard shift (start work at midnight or thereabouts)
by pr1mu5
Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:18 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 77181

Re: I never...

Brush your teeth folks... if you don't, dental work is very expensive when you get older...

I've never beaten Mike Tyson's Punch Out! on original Nintendo.
by pr1mu5
Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 77181

Re: I never...

Years ago, when all I did was shave my head with a buzzer, I let my girlfriend do it. Actually, I think she just helped me with the back, I did most of the sides/front.

I've never thrown up on an amusement ride.
by pr1mu5
Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 77181

Re: I never...

I code for a living, so yeah, I've done this.

I've never had my car impounded.
by pr1mu5
Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:28 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 77181

Re: I never...

Frogs legs are delicious. Taste much like chicken legs/chicken wings, except juicier.

I've never been thrown out of a bar/restaurant.
by pr1mu5
Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Random Game
Replies: 131
Views: 12429

Re: The Random Game

Roppongi.
by pr1mu5
Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:52 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 77181

Re: I never...

It's a lot of fun... as long as you don't accidentally bend something into a position that it shouldn't be, so that when you wake up and your muscles start to tense up it's extremely painful.

I've never ridden a horse.
by pr1mu5
Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 77181

Re: I never...

Forklifts count? :) Was probably one of my most fun and least stressful jobs. Ah the olden days when I didn't have wife/kids/mortgage.

I've never rode in a car for more than 24 hours straight.
by pr1mu5
Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 77181

Re: I never...

MUDs count. I played REALMSMud for many many moons, and nearly had several god-like characters. Ah olden days of text-based gaming.

I've never beaten Zork.
by pr1mu5
Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 77181

Re: I never...

I ate some grasshoppers as a kid. I've never been shot by anything more powerful than a BB or pellet gun. I've been shot by several high-powered paintball guns, not what you were looking for I think, but qualifies in my mind. I've never legally owned an honest-to-goodness firearm that uses black po...
by pr1mu5
Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Scavenger Hunt
Replies: 970
Views: 237439

Re: Scavenger Hunt

http://wetriffs.com

:)

Show me a piece of code in architecture.
by pr1mu5
Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:04 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What do you call someone with blue hair?
Replies: 58
Views: 4377

Re: What do you call someone with blue hair?

Idiot?
by pr1mu5
Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 77181

Re: I never...

Heh. Passing out on a millionaire's lawn is an easy way to get to hospital. If it was in a more urban district, I'd probably be dead.

I've never been to an AA meeting.
by pr1mu5
Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 77181

Re: I never...

Bluefish, flounder, catfish, trout... lots of different fishies have met their consumer in me.

I've never been naked in public, like around strangers. (Alone naked in the woods doesn't count).
by pr1mu5
Fri May 30, 2008 8:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 77181

Re: I never...

Didn't ever catch her name. She was awfully nice though, didn't have to pay for cab/subway fare home for her... she didn't speak a word of English, and I didn't speak a work of Japanese.

I've never had sex with two different people in the same day/night (24 hours). (Two at a time doesn't count!)
by pr1mu5
Wed May 28, 2008 1:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 77181

Re: I never...

We used to play that game were you purposely breath heavy with your head between your legs, and then have someone squeeze your neck to make you pass out/faint.

Good times. :)

I've never CROSSED an ocean by boat. (Cruises in the Caribbean don't count!)
by pr1mu5
Tue May 27, 2008 6:35 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 77181

Re: I never...

I've never kissed a dude.
by pr1mu5
Wed May 14, 2008 4:53 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Change-a-sentence
Replies: 112
Views: 7543

Re: Change-a-sentence

The fuzzy fish who meowed wish the burning Buffalo cookies were never hungry and trying to hump insane cats, but buffalo buffalo their Buffalo moose and belatedly buffalo burning Buffalo buffalo.
by pr1mu5
Tue May 13, 2008 5:38 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Change-a-sentence
Replies: 112
Views: 7543

Re: Change-a-sentence

Read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo And ah-thank you Avalon... :) The Buffalo buffalo who spits thinks the burning Buffalo buffalo is always aflame and trying to buffalo Buffalo buffalo, but we buffalo his desperate attempts to belatedly...
by pr1mu5
Tue May 13, 2008 3:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The machine translation game
Replies: 8
Views: 1482

Re: The machine translation game

Je juste ouvert le fauset et ai giclé l'eau tout sur mon âne. Google translates it as "I just opened fauset and I giclé water on my ass." Babelfish thinks it's "I just open the falsetto and squirted l' water all on my ass." It's not really close to the target sentence! Babelfish...
by pr1mu5
Tue May 13, 2008 3:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Change-a-sentence
Replies: 112
Views: 7543

Re: Change-a-sentence

The Buffalo buffalo who spits on the burning Buffalo buffalo is always aflame and trying to buffalo Buffalo buffalo, but we buffalo his desperate attempts to belatedly be burning burning buffalo. Reverting back to this... Chrismclegless changed 'aflame' to 'a buffalo', which is not allowed. And so....
by pr1mu5
Tue May 13, 2008 1:41 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Change-a-sentence
Replies: 112
Views: 7543

Re: Change-a-sentence

The Buffalo buffalo who spits on the burning Buffalo buffalo is always aflame and trying to buffalo Buffalo buffalo, but we buffalo his desperate attempts to belatedly be burning burning buffalo. Reverting back to this... Chrismclegless changed 'aflame' to 'a buffalo', which is not allowed. And so.....
by pr1mu5
Tue May 13, 2008 12:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Change-a-sentence
Replies: 112
Views: 7543

Re: Change-a-sentence

The Buffalo buffalo who spits on the burning epileptic buffalo is always aflame and trying to buffalo Buffalo buffalo, but we abhor his desperate attempts to belatedly be burning burning buffalo.
by pr1mu5
Mon May 12, 2008 8:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The machine translation game
Replies: 8
Views: 1482

Re: The machine translation game

seems to do the trick... Although I'd like to know if fauset is actually a french word - all translators tend to keep words they don't understand the same, so that'd be a pretty easy way of getting some semblance of meaning out of it. That's exactly what I did. There is no french word for faucet......
by pr1mu5
Mon May 12, 2008 7:18 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The machine translation game
Replies: 8
Views: 1482

Re: The machine translation game

Perhaps French (the only other language I know well enough to play at this game) doesn't work well, or perhaps your sentence is a bit difficult, or babelfish doesn't translate well, but here's my best attempt:

Je juste ouvert le fauset et ai giclé l'eau tout sur mon âne.
by pr1mu5
Mon May 12, 2008 7:03 pm UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Dost thou ken the secrets of "To Wikipedia"?
Replies: 30
Views: 5073

Re: Dost thou ken the secrets of "To Wikipedia"?

I Wikipedid :) Let's start a new word together.

And 'dost thou ken' is something out of a Gunslinger novel by Stephen King.

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