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by Xiphias
Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:12 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3408
Views: 796485

Re: What were your dreams last night?

Pirate.Bondage wrote:I had a dream that I beat the hell out of someone for drinking, then they did crack and died, and I shot everyone at the funeral.

That's the short version.


I demand a sequel.

o.O
by Xiphias
Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:29 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Making the world a weirder place
Replies: 1920
Views: 180422

Re: Making the world a weirder place

You know what's really fun? Going to McDonald's and showing someone your burger, asking "does that look like poop to you?" really loud. When I was over in Sydney on holiday, and I stopped by a MacDonalds, I actually came across a toilet in their bathroom that had been clogged with a burge...
by Xiphias
Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:43 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9378546

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

RT: What would it feel to be covered in Post-its? I'll visit the Post Office tomorrow and get back to you on that one. I have a sneaking suspicion that the washing machine is trying to eat my socks. Why am I wearing pants at 3:30am? What am I doing awake at 3:30am? I feel like baking muffins, I don...
by Xiphias
Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:15 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2863499

Re: Confessional Thread - Nobody expects the modly inquisition

Confession: I once baked a pizza with Skittles in it when I was young, and I enjoyed it.
by Xiphias
Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:03 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0354: "Startling"
Replies: 159
Views: 25662

Re: "Startling" discussion

And if I can merely conceive of a fetish, I can find porn of it. Even sex atop a storm-chasing van? The art of porn conceptualization is a dangerous power, I must warn you. Now that you've suggested it, it's only a matter of hours until such fetish becomes truly existent. ... http://img.photobucket...
by Xiphias
Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:33 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Does being satisfied equal being happy?
Replies: 19
Views: 1947

Re: Does being satisfied equal being happy?

Actually, I can be satisfied with her situation, but not with mine. I suppose it's a dangerous distinction I never made. Now, what about this? She recently told me that she talks/connects with me more than she does with her boyfriend. What am I to make of that? Could I really feel happy with this, ...
by Xiphias
Sun Dec 02, 2007 2:55 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: On kids, and beating the living shit out of them
Replies: 62
Views: 6154

Re: On kids, and beating the living shit out of them

This I can personally relate to, I never fit in well at high school mainly because the behaviour of most of the kids there disgusted me - whilst I was civil with most of the people there, I wasn't exactly kind. It's been 3 years since I left, but even then I don't see myself going back to a reunion ...
by Xiphias
Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:39 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9378546

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Muffin.
Jelly.
Starfish.
Llama!

Standing in the corner now.
by Xiphias
Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:37 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What is the deal with Raptors?
Replies: 230
Views: 13711

Re: What is the deal with Raptors?

sethicus wrote:
nameless wrote:All we need is an emp cannon, where is Joanna?


emp cannons are useless against raptors. they are not made of electronics....


Are you implying that there are robotic raptors that we now have to contend with?
by Xiphias
Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:36 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: Have you got a foodstuff in your username?
Replies: 40
Views: 5675

Re: Have you got a foodstuff in your username?

Xiphias Gladius = Sword Fish.

... If that counts. o.O
by Xiphias
Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:37 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9378546

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

That same site (Perpetualkid) sells an interesting range of colognes as well. o.O Play Doh, birthday cake, bubble gum, cotton candy, whiskey tobacco, sushi, vanilla cake batter, marshmallow, cannabis flower, waffle cone, paint, sawdust, glue and dirt. ...I'm in awe o.O but even then I'm oddly tempte...
by Xiphias
Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Discuss your Signature
Replies: 800
Views: 71909

Re: Discuss your Signature

My signature is the aftermath of boredom, most of mine are. This one didn't take so long to make seeing as alot of the work I do mostly consists of throwing different colours at a new Photoshop document and going with whatever looks good, alot of my Photoshop knowledge is self taught. o.O But for an...
by Xiphias
Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:45 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0347: "Brick Archway"
Replies: 100
Views: 22224

Re: "Brick Archway" Discussion

Consider me crazy if you want, but wouldn't this comic make for the coolest T-Shirt ever? o.O

I must be able to wear this! MY NIPPLES MUST FEEL SPECIAL.
by Xiphias
Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:28 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: 16-Bit Marching Band
Replies: 20
Views: 1704

Re: 16-Bit Marching Band

That has to be the best way to wrap up a musical performance, EVER. o.O
by Xiphias
Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:42 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Is this sacriledge?
Replies: 3
Views: 1383

Is this sacriledge?

Okay, when I'm going through albums I've recently purchased, it annoys me to no end when I purchase an album covered in promotional stickers which I have to carefully remove to avoid glue patches on the casing. Now, the taste in music I have is alarmingly diverse, so I figured for cheap amusement an...
by Xiphias
Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:56 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3081887

Re: Back to post yo' face

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/danielc74/danthing.jpg This is me, and for those a bit confused on what the details of what you're looking at might be, here you are. "EXHIBIT A" Species: Dan Gender: Male Age: 20 years, 5 months, 3 days, 1 hour, 6 minutes and 27 seconds. Location: M...
by Xiphias
Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:16 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: It's Always The Same
Replies: 42
Views: 3792

Re: It's Always The Same

Well, the reason I created the thread is because we all undergo phases of inevitable changes of varying magnitude, some for the better, some totally unwanted, and then some that are all of the above which sweep in like a tide just to drag you along with it and see where it takes you; which is kind o...
by Xiphias
Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:11 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: It's Always The Same
Replies: 42
Views: 3792

Re: It's Always The Same

There's also Sick Puppies - All the Same, from the Free Hugs campaign video, but I think it's safer not to go there.
by Xiphias
Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:45 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: It's Always The Same
Replies: 42
Views: 3792

It's Always The Same

What I'm about to write is the aftermath of a continuous perception of monotony within certain aspects of my life, that in a way I hope other people contemplate simply so I can take closure in knowing I'm not steadily going insane at observing the same incidents over and over again. So here's to akn...
by Xiphias
Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:25 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Hottest songs ever, or "Oh god yes!" put to music.
Replies: 91
Views: 12616

Re: Hottest songs ever, or "Oh god yes!" put to music.

There are a few songs by Massive Attack which have that notion about them.

My favourite however = Incubus - Here In My Room, hands down the sexiest song. EVAR.

Also Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently, for just... going there. Hehehe
by Xiphias
Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:11 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Most Rockin' Live Albums
Replies: 52
Views: 7606

Re: Most Rockin' Live Albums

rxninja wrote:Incubus- Alive at the Red Rocks


Agreed, hands down my favourite live performance; not only was Brandon's live singing perfect, the different rendition of the 'Drive' performance was a ballsy move, and it worked brilliantly.
by Xiphias
Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:36 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Favorite Short Song
Replies: 57
Views: 7031

Re: Favorite Short Song

Tenacious D - One Note Song.

...What? IT HAD TO BE SAID! o.O
by Xiphias
Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:31 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Awesome videogame music?
Replies: 149
Views: 19378

Re: Awesome videogame music?

Featured in Halo 2: Breaking Benjamin - Blow Me Away The coolest part about this song is, they recorded an instrumental version and placed it into part of the game's score, so when that moment came up, I wanted to sit there and listen to it the whole way through. The main problem was however that it...
by Xiphias
Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:25 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Stop changing avatars...
Replies: 259
Views: 17619

Re: Stop changing avatars...

My avatar was the aftermath of much drinking and boredom, it took me about 10 minutes to make. Most products of my imagination are conceptualised under such circumstances.
by Xiphias
Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:12 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Snog Lyrics
Replies: 518
Views: 105897

Re: Song Lyrics

The world's a roller coaster, And I am not strapped in; Maybe I should hold with care, but my hands are busy in the air. I'll gladly go down in a flame, If the flame's what it takes to remember my name. My favourite parts of these songs, it's always nice to have some strong lyrics to hold onto.
by Xiphias
Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:12 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3408
Views: 796485

Re: What were your dreams last night?

I rode off into the sunset on a glow in the dark toaster.

...Now what's this about recent dreams? o.O
by Xiphias
Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:32 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Juggling what now?
Replies: 33
Views: 2742

Re: Juggling what now?

http://www.homeofpoi.com/shop/listItems/35 Here's the listing for the clubs for juggling and what not if you're interested in ordering online. I've been firetwirling for over 4 years now myself, but there's a group of other twirlers I meet up with every so often to teach others, although some have s...
by Xiphias
Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Insult the poster below you :(
Replies: 1136
Views: 136551

Re: Insult the poster below you :(

But the dental plan at work kicks ass.

| Cried when Bambi's mother died.
V
by Xiphias
Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:49 pm UTC
Forum: Fictional Science
Topic: What is the mass of a feather?
Replies: 229
Views: 321736

Re: What is the mass of a feather?

This thread reminds me of the riddle: What weighs more; A pound of feathers or a pound of bricks? You'd be surprised how many people choose the bricks. With regards to weighing the bowl of feathers: I think the buoyancy of air would have too much of an effect on that measurement, no? Unless you bou...
by Xiphias
Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:09 pm UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: How high to drop water balloon from for it to be deadly
Replies: 78
Views: 21524

Re: How high to drop water balloon from for it to be deadly

I suppose I should've defined what a water balloon is first: A balloon made from some stretchy material, about the size of a persons hand, filled with (liquid) water. A regular 'ol water balloon . And this dropping is to take place on Earth. Stretchy material, you say? Well that's a rather distinct...
by Xiphias
Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:48 pm UTC
Forum: Fictional Science
Topic: What is the mass of a feather?
Replies: 229
Views: 321736

Re: What is the mass of a feather?

Can't you just find a large amount of average sized feathers? Add a bowl to a sensitive electronic scale BEFORE switching it on, so when you do turn it on, the reading is set to 0. Add any number of feathers it requires to get a reading on the scale and then divide the impending result by the number...
by Xiphias
Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2555418

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but you're also delusional which means most of your targets are figments of your own imagination.

I wish my toaster could glow in the dark.
by Xiphias
Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:55 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Who the dickens are you?
Replies: 10922
Views: 2418928

Re: POST HERE FIRST - INTRO THREAD THE THIRD

As is standard procedure with any new forum I introduce myself to, please excuse me for a second. *Licks the posting screen repeatedly* And we're back. o.O My name is Dan, I'm a 20 year old male from Australia and a long time reader of XKCD itself. I'm a Photoshop addict, an aspiring photographer, a...

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