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by Jared the Great
Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:20 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1016: "Valentine Dilemma"
Replies: 99
Views: 27375

1016: "Valentine Dilemma"

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/valentine_dilemma.png Title Text: "The worst resolution to the Valentine Prisoner's Dilemma when YOU decide not to get your partner a present but your PARTNER decides to testify against you in the armed robbery case." The jar of hammers actually seems kind of u...
by Jared the Great
Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:01 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1012: "Wrong Superhero"
Replies: 119
Views: 42986

1012: "Wrong Superhero"

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Title Text: "Hi! Someone call for me? I'm a superhero who specializes in the study of God's creation of Man in the book of Genesi-- HOLY SHIT A GIANT BUG!"

I hope etymology man becomes a regular.
by Jared the Great
Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:06 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1010: "Etymology-Man"
Replies: 84
Views: 30950

1010: "Etymology-Man"

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Title Text: "'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I wish Aquaman were here instead--HE'D be able to help.'"

Hey, the wave should've covered them completely, not gone to their knees.
by Jared the Great
Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:03 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1009: "Sigh"
Replies: 111
Views: 38688

1009: "Sigh"

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/sigh.png Title Text: "If you're annoying enough, you can get them to respond with an involuntary second sigh and get a rhythm going." I can safely say that I do not understand this comment, but I would probably have made a comment similar to the first one. It's...
by Jared the Great
Mon Jan 23, 2012 5:33 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1007: "Sustainable"
Replies: 115
Views: 31922

1007: "Sustainable"

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Title Text: "Though 100 years is longer than a lot of our resources."

That is not a sustainable strategy because sustainable sustainable sustainable sustainable.
by Jared the Great
Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:13 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1003: "Hitler and Eve"
Replies: 447
Views: 91827

Re: 1003: "Adam and Eve"

Partyr101 wrote:I'm a creationist and to be honest, I'm somewhat offended by this. How would atheists feel if we made a comic about Darwin cheating on his wife?

I'd laugh if it was funny, not laugh if it wasn't.
by Jared the Great
Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:05 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1003: "Hitler and Eve"
Replies: 447
Views: 91827

Re: 1003: "Adam and Eve"

The biblical account of creation is consistent with genetics and biblical ethics. The first created people would not have been created with genetic mutations. So where is the harm in inbreeding? And why couldn't God have permitted marrying your sister while he knew that there would be no harm, and ...
by Jared the Great
Fri Jan 13, 2012 7:27 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1003: "Hitler and Eve"
Replies: 447
Views: 91827

Re: 1003: "Adam and Eve"

There is a difference. It is still God's creation. Whereas when we clone it is not. Of course, I just couldn't resist the Asimov reference. Also, I'm Christian, and I don't hold that part of the Bible to be literal. In defense of those who do, I'd like to point out that it's not stated by whom Adam...
by Jared the Great
Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:52 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1003: "Hitler and Eve"
Replies: 447
Views: 91827

Re: 1003: "Adam and Eve"

This crosses a line and yet... Brings up a very good point. Just like "Adam and Steve", "Abel and Eve" is also immoral, probably even more immoral. I stand here right now and challenge every single atheist/agnostic in this thread to prove to me that incest is moral. Go! (No, I'm...
by Jared the Great
Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:02 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1003: "Hitler and Eve"
Replies: 447
Views: 91827

1003: "Hitler and Eve"

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Alt Text: "Abel and Steve would've been fine! I like Steve!"

This comes the day I begin reading The God Delusion. I think Randall is using some agents similar to the mind control ones in comic #966.
by Jared the Great
Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:12 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1001: "AAAAAA"
Replies: 92
Views: 23023

Re: 1001: "AAAAAA"

I'm probably completely wrong, but is this the first time these characters have been shown to have any kind of romantic relationship? I guess I just tend to focus on the personalities and didn't realize that there are real relationships. How do top hat guy and black hat guy fit in? I figured that i...
by Jared the Great
Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:09 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1002: "Game AIs"
Replies: 251
Views: 109027

1002: "Game AIs"

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/game_ais.png Alt Text: "The top computer champion at Seven Minutes in Heaven is a Honda-built Realdoll, but to date it has been unable to outperform the human Seven Minutes in Heaven champion, Ken Jennings." Mao is a video game? Can't find it on Wikipedia.
by Jared the Great
Mon Jan 09, 2012 5:13 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1001: "AAAAAA"
Replies: 92
Views: 23023

1001: "AAAAAA"

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Alt Text: 'ARE YOU TURNED ON YET?' 'I DON'T THINK SO--ARE YOU?' 'MAYBE A LITTLE!' 'OKAY, 5 MORE MINUTES.'

I think they might've forgotten to carry a one when they calculated its maximum speed.
by Jared the Great
Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:03 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0998: "2012"
Replies: 63
Views: 17050

0998: "2012"

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Mouseover text: "To compensate for this, I plan to spend 2013 doing nothing but talking about Mayans. My relationships with my friends and family will not fare well."

Isn't 2012 a leap year, meaning that Randall forgot a day?
by Jared the Great
Fri Dec 23, 2011 7:43 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0994: "Advent Calendar"
Replies: 74
Views: 22560

0994: "Advent Calendar"

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/advent_calendar.png Title Text: "I think you could get up to about 11:59:57 before you'd have trouble swallowing the chocolates fast enough. At that point, you'd need some kind of a liquify-and-chug apparatus to get up over the 11:59:59 barrier. Anyway, Merry Christ...
by Jared the Great
Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:09 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0990: “Plastic Bags”
Replies: 183
Views: 39666

0990: "Plastic Bags"

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/plastic_bags.png Alt Text: "The high I feel when I actually remember to bring my reusable bags to the store--and take them inside rather than leaving them in the parked car--can last for days." I also have the problem with remembering to bring reusable stuff to...
by Jared the Great
Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:02 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0988: "Tradition"
Replies: 175
Views: 65201

0988: "Tradition"

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Alt text: An 'American Tradition' is anything that happened to a baby boomer twice.

I had no idea Santa Claus is coming to town was that old.
by Jared the Great
Fri Nov 25, 2011 6:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY
Replies: 741
Views: 327744

Re: HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY

I'm just gonna leave this here: HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY HARDCORE PORNOGR...
by Jared the Great
Sat Nov 05, 2011 5:19 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13421
Views: 1743438

Re: Today I Learned

Today I learned that
Spoiler:
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On a more serious note, today I learned that it's depressing to think about existence or lack thereof more than you normally should.
by Jared the Great
Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:51 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0971: "Alternative Literature"
Replies: 180
Views: 38448

0971: "Alternative Literature"

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/alternative_literature.png Alt Text: I just noticed CVS has started stocking Homeopathic pills on the same shelves with--and labelled similarly to--their actual medicine. Telling someone who trusts you that you're giving them medicine, when you know you're not, because y...
by Jared the Great
Fri Oct 28, 2011 4:12 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0970: "The Important Field"
Replies: 136
Views: 41580

0970: "The Important Field"

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_important_field.png Alt Text: I hear in some places, you need one form of ID to buy a gun, but two to pay for it by check. It's interesting who has what incentives to care about what mistakes. I've noticed the email thing too. Everything else, they don't care about. ...
by Jared the Great
Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:28 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8671
Views: 1827504

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Just whipped these up quickly.
by Jared the Great
Wed Oct 19, 2011 6:29 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0966: "Jet Fuel"
Replies: 168
Views: 40867

Re: 0966: "Jet Fuel"

Eternal Density wrote:"'9/11 was an inside job' was an inside job" was an inside job!

C O N S P I R A C E P T I O N


I dunno, Conspiraception sounds like an inside job to me...
by Jared the Great
Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:29 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0965: "Elements"
Replies: 161
Views: 40128

Re: 0965: "Elements"

I'm still waiting for the 1111th element, if possible.

Ununununium.
by Jared the Great
Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:33 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0095: "The Sierpinski Penis Game"
Replies: 18
Views: 18157

Re: 0095: "The Sierpinski Penis Game"

Person 1: Aww, what a cute baby---
Black Hat Guy: Penis.
by Jared the Great
Fri Oct 07, 2011 4:46 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0961: "Eternal Flame"
Replies: 131
Views: 57900

Re: 0961: "Eternal Flame"

I read this at school, and the computers there (Macs) are taken care of by IT guys who only know how to use PCs. Obviously, they fall into a state of disrepair and are really slow. My cursor was right where the beachball was in the comic, so I thought it was still loading something.
by Jared the Great
Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:09 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0954: "Chin-Up Bar"
Replies: 285
Views: 63388

Re: 0954: "Chin-Up Bar"

jpk wrote:That, in fact, is what makes them psychopaths: they think about ways to hurt people, and they think it's fun.

Actually, psychopaths have very shallow emotions. It's not that it's fun; it's that it's preventing them from doing what they were going to do, and therefore aiding the psychopath.
by Jared the Great
Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:50 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0954: "Chin-Up Bar"
Replies: 285
Views: 63388

Re: 0954: "Chin-Up Bar"

People know they can walk down an up escalator, right?
by Jared the Great
Wed Sep 07, 2011 4:07 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0948 - "AI"
Replies: 137
Views: 32010

Re: 0948 - "AI"

I don't get the burning man reference. What does racing cars across deserts and playing chess, but not talking, have to do with the burning man?
by Jared the Great
Mon Aug 22, 2011 4:05 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0941: "Depth Perception"
Replies: 214
Views: 165200

Re: 0941: "Depth Perception"

echoechoecho wrote:He should have the stream available to the public...


Seconded.
by Jared the Great
Wed Aug 17, 2011 4:05 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0939: "Arrow"
Replies: 87
Views: 23035

Re: 0939: "Arrow"

Easy. The Phantom Arrow.
by Jared the Great
Fri Aug 12, 2011 1:31 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Dragon Age 2
Replies: 190
Views: 29530

Re: Dragon Age 2

Yeah.
Spoiler:
Turn the pillars so that the both "lasers" hit each other. Then, if you want the helm of Weisshaupt or whatever, align the 3 higher lasers 1 by 1.
by Jared the Great
Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:47 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0929: "Speculation"
Replies: 86
Views: 22255

Re: 929: "Speculation"

joee wrote:How is the ball still inflated with a arrow through it?


Both holes are covered. It's like the quarrel never entered. The real question is why the quarrel got stuck in it.

Also what the guy above me said. Basketballs aren't like balloons.
by Jared the Great
Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:34 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0926: "Time Vulture"
Replies: 85
Views: 21078

Re: 0926: "Time Vulture"

Is it just me, or do its wings look like tree branches?

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