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by from canada
Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:06 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1027: "Pickup Artist"
Replies: 2030
Views: 279965

Re: 1027: Pickup Artist

not gonna lie, I actually liked this one.. though if only for the little bitch on page one LMFAO
by from canada
Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:58 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1016: "Valentine Dilemma"
Replies: 99
Views: 27901

Re: 1016: "Valentine Dilemma"

or you could just talk to your significant other so you understand what their expectations are and come to some kind of mutual agreement on how the "event" is to be celebrated... you know, like human beings if they pull the say-they-don't-want-anything-but-were-actually-expecting-something...
by from canada
Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:59 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1015: "Kerning"
Replies: 163
Views: 68118

Re: 1015: "Kerning"

This comic should be called "tracking", cause that's what's messed up in the display.

Of course then randal wouldn't be able to shower under all the nerd orgasims for using "obscure" terminology.
by from canada
Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:02 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1002: "Game AIs"
Replies: 251
Views: 110508

Re: 1002: "Game AIs"

A calvin and hobbes reference?

randall you fucking genius!! Is there anything you can't do over and over again and still think it's funny when it's absolutely pathetic and an obvious attempt at nostagia pandering

fuck
by from canada
Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:23 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0960: "Subliminal"
Replies: 81
Views: 34722

Re: 0960: "Subliminal"

oh man randal is such a genius!

DRUGS!!! lolOLoLoLolOlOLOLolOLoLOLol amirite?????
by from canada
Wed Aug 10, 2011 5:23 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0936: "Password Strength"
Replies: 893
Views: 320757

Re: 0936: "Password Strength"

TRWTF (oops I forgot what site I was on) is 1000 guesses/sec

5 wrong attempts = 1 hour lockout
really, brute force attmepts shouldn't even be a problem
by from canada
Mon May 30, 2011 5:03 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0905: "Homeownership"
Replies: 84
Views: 20852

Re: 0905: "Homeownership"

squidfood wrote:...I waited a week and used dust control and made sure it was non-structural...


pansy
by from canada
Mon May 30, 2011 4:21 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0905: "Homeownership"
Replies: 84
Views: 20852

Re: 0905: "Homeownership"

it's funny cause autism
by from canada
Fri May 27, 2011 6:12 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0904: "Sports"
Replies: 128
Views: 30136

Re: 904: "Sports"

WolfieMario wrote:
michaelsaunders77 wrote:Draw 2 well-placed line segments and the comic becomes two spheres balanced atop tetrahedra.

Done.

Image


i think you both need to learn what a tetrahedron is...
by from canada
Fri May 27, 2011 5:47 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0904: "Sports"
Replies: 128
Views: 30136

Re: 904: "Sports"

Image
by from canada
Wed May 25, 2011 4:56 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0903: "Extended Mind"
Replies: 666
Views: 186678

Re: #903: Extended MInd

w.r.t the alt-text: So now randal is stealing jokes that are not only un-funny but also completely wrong? what happened to being a webcomic for smart people. now it's just pumping out the same random bullshit you find everywhere else (since ya know, he's blatantly ripping it off) As for the comic it...
by from canada
Wed May 18, 2011 4:13 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0900: "Religions"
Replies: 178
Views: 39506

Re: 0900: "Religions"

it's funny cause religion doesn't make any sense

LOL randal GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
by from canada
Fri May 13, 2011 6:01 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0898: "Chain of Command"
Replies: 73
Views: 20664

Re: 0898: "Chain of Command"

this has to be the laziest piece of crap randal has bothered to shit out in years
by from canada
Wed May 11, 2011 5:02 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0897: "Elevator Inspection"
Replies: 72
Views: 15279

Re: 0897: "Elevator Inspection"

Or...he thought it would be funny. Do you really think that just because you didn't laugh, means the joke wasn't funny? Much less that you know Randall's mind? Oy. Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me? No i'm pretty sure it's not funny because there actually isn't a joke. just some stilted d...
by from canada
Wed May 11, 2011 4:50 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0897: "Elevator Inspection"
Replies: 72
Views: 15279

Re: 0897: "Elevator Inspection"

hooray for contrived scenarios cause randall can't think of an actual joke Says the person with the Dilbert icon. the difference being randal is trying to show us how clever he is by showing us that those crafty building owners are not smart enough to trick him he knows their secrets and is generou...
by from canada
Wed May 11, 2011 4:37 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0897: "Elevator Inspection"
Replies: 72
Views: 15279

Re: 0897: "Elevator Inspection"

hooray for contrived scenarios cause randall can't think of an actual joke
by from canada
Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:37 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0860: "Never Do This"
Replies: 110
Views: 53171

Re: 0860: "Never Do This"

by from canada
Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:01 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0859: "("
Replies: 216
Views: 59156

Re: 0859: "("

so did anything actually break? anecdotes from the forum seem to suggest otherwise

so this comic fails in pretty much every aspect imaginable
by from canada
Fri Feb 11, 2011 6:46 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0859: "("
Replies: 216
Views: 59156

Re: 0859: "("

considering all the aspies here this is actually pretty mean of him


and yes lazy as hell
by from canada
Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:48 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0853: "Consecutive Vowels"
Replies: 159
Views: 44092

Re: 0852: "Consecutive Vowels"

The joke is that the graph is actually a connect-the-dots picture of randall's erectic phallus (with a horrifically graphic depiction of his urinary tract).

He's sexually assualting her.

Hilarious.
by from canada
Wed Jan 26, 2011 7:49 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0852: "Local g"
Replies: 159
Views: 43120

Re: 0852: "Local g"

forget the typo. those athletes have the most stilted lines imaginable "how dare you cast doubt on our honor"? really randall? this is something you think someone would actually say? not too mention: sucking the wind out of the sails of any semblance of a joke he had going with those last ...
by from canada
Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:48 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0845: "Modern History"
Replies: 79
Views: 16386

Re: 0845: "Modern History"

"...and raising his children."


fucking creepy
by from canada
Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:47 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0843: "Misconceptions"
Replies: 186
Views: 42107

Re: 843: "Misconceptions"

so today randal just decided to skip coming up with a joke entirely? "Here go read this wikipedia page, cause you all now how much of a fucking boner it gives me!" genius edit: oh and how much of pretenious prick do you have to be to reference a ficticious event happening in the future so ...
by from canada
Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:41 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0841: "Audiophiles"
Replies: 266
Views: 52631

Re: 0841: Audiophiles

The joke is that the guy is being a jerk? I don't consider myself to be a huge audiophile, but I do have a pair of $75 Shure SE115s that I love. All of my friends think I'm crazy for spending so much on earbuds; they have no clue what they're missing out on with their $10 off-brand earbuds. I've si...
by from canada
Fri Dec 31, 2010 5:29 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0841: "Audiophiles"
Replies: 266
Views: 52631

Re: 0841: Audiophiles

god, randall is like the last person who should be criticizing people for being snobs
by from canada
Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:45 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0840: "Serious"
Replies: 69
Views: 17470

Re: 0840: "Serious"

Wow a comic that does not make me want to vomit into my own shoes. didn't know randall had it in him anymore. Though I'd say the the alt text actually takes away more than it contributes. alone the comic is fine. wait found a better version: http://i861.photobucket.com/albums/ab175/ravenzomg/xkcd840...
by from canada
Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:10 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0837: "Coupon Code"
Replies: 86
Views: 28744

Re: 0837: Coupon Code

randall has officially run out of ideas and is content with rehashing old comics into piles of shit

edit: oh wait sorry guys, he referenced the bobcat comic. automatically makes this a materpiece cause it references something he did years ago without actually contributing anything to it

my bad
by from canada
Mon Dec 20, 2010 6:11 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0836: "Sickness"
Replies: 299
Views: 57415

Re: 0836: "Sickness"

So science is based on reasoning which is not a function of the brain. Meaning science is pretty much just as irrational as anything else? How on Earth do you think it means that? No one said reasoning doesn't happen in the brain, that's just not what it was designed (by evolution) to do. Reasoning...
by from canada
Mon Dec 20, 2010 5:50 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0836: "Sickness"
Replies: 299
Views: 57415

Re: 0836: "Sickness"

You should know this already, but observing and reasoning (i.e. science) is the only way to get true knowledge. ... Our brain is not designed to reason, it is optimized to survive. So science is based on reasoning which is not a function of the brain. Meaning science is pretty much just as irration...
by from canada
Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:06 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0836: "Sickness"
Replies: 299
Views: 57415

Re: 0836: "Sickness"

the title is surprisingly appropriate as reading this comic made me want to vomit all over my computer
by from canada
Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:17 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0832: "Tic-Tac-Toe"
Replies: 180
Views: 58409

Re: 832 Tic-Tac-Toe

echoechoecho wrote:Fractal you say? Maybe because that is what it is called.

http://www.stonybrook.edu/philosophy/fractal/2Tic.html



So one of the first posts has the same thing randall drew, only 100 times better, and everyone is still too busy sucking his balls to even notice?
by from canada
Mon Dec 06, 2010 5:17 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0830: "Genetic Analysis"
Replies: 96
Views: 26581

Re: 830: "Genetic Analysis"

I believe the whole "illness" break was a ruse. Randall needed a break for new comic ideas, and was too proud to admit it. His comics have been great since the break. I actually laughed at this one (and also the past few). He hadn't done that in a while. Really? This has to be the most fu...
by from canada
Mon Dec 06, 2010 5:07 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0830: "Genetic Analysis"
Replies: 96
Views: 26581

0830: "Genetic Analysis"

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/genetic_analysis.png Alt text: There's still a chance you were conceived via IVF. But we've checked your mom's college yearbook photos, and whether or not she and your father had sex, it's clear that ... listen, I know this is hard for you. Made it just so I could call i...
by from canada
Fri Nov 26, 2010 5:13 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0826: "Guest Week: Zach Weiner (SMBC)"
Replies: 91
Views: 28487

Re: 0826: "Guest Week: Zach Weiner (SMBC)"

Madonkadonk wrote:P.S. How many xkcd characters can you spot?


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by from canada
Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:35 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0818: "Illness"
Replies: 116
Views: 36070

Re: 0818: "Illness"

Tch looks like waiting til 11:55 to start making a comic finally bit him in the ass
by from canada
Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:10 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0814: "Diode"
Replies: 137
Views: 61702

Re: 0814: Diode

what a bitch
by from canada
Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:22 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0812: "Glass"
Replies: 119
Views: 31538

Re: 0812: Glass

So in today's xkcd, randall effectively says nothing with a hell of a lot of text and squiggly lines
by from canada
Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:07 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0807: "Connected"
Replies: 143
Views: 29213

Re: 0807: Connected

translation: randall can't get any pussy
by from canada
Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:02 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0806: "Tech Support"
Replies: 223
Views: 88566

Re: 0806: Tech Support

worst comic is quite some time

I can only imagine how furiously randall was masturbating as he made this garbage
by from canada
Fri Oct 01, 2010 5:33 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0800: "Beautiful Dream"
Replies: 116
Views: 31637

Re: "Beatiful Dream" discussion (#800)

But someone will screw it up and salons will charge $75 to make your hair look like you just got out of bed. Just like you can spend extra to buy jeans that already have been torn to shreds for you. And when that happens, who wins in the end? The stupid women who end up wasting $75 for a look their...

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