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by El Senor Fruit Swing
Wed Feb 24, 2010 10:23 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2848384

Re: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out

All you whippersnappers have never seen goatse? I bet tubgirl is just reminiscent of a girl in a hot tub to you. Get off my lawn. This reminds me of how old I feel.. Confession: I'm only 20... but last week I thought I was using hip awsome instyle slang to some teenagers (who were lottering mind yo...
by El Senor Fruit Swing
Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:56 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3572563

Re: Rant Thread - The Spates of Wrath

Rant: If one person today at work asks me to "punch in a few lotto numbers for them" and it turns out a few is anywhere from 15-20 seperate lotto slips... I'm going to remove their voice box and cut their brake lines.... YOU LAZY PEICE OF SHIT STOP WAISTING MY TIME AND FILL OUT THE SL...
by El Senor Fruit Swing
Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:39 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3572563

Re: Rant Thread - The Spates of Wrath

Rant: If one person today at work asks me to "punch in a few lotto numbers for them" and it turns out a few is anywhere from 15-20 seperate lotto slips... I'm going to remove their voice box and cut their brake lines.... YOU LAZY PEICE OF SHIT STOP WAISTING MY TIME AND FILL OUT THE SLIPS T...
by El Senor Fruit Swing
Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:18 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Need advice: [Update] Roommate responsibility in flooding?
Replies: 26
Views: 3250

Re: Need advice: Just flooded four downstairs apartments.

I'm pretty sure the maintaince guy got paid to fix the issue... clearly he didn't fix itt.. he jus passed on what to do,

Its kinda like going to a barber and paying 15 bucks to have them tell you, ya need scissors to cut your hair. Then sending you on your way.
by El Senor Fruit Swing
Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:42 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2848384

Re: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out

I like goatkcd more than xkcd. Absolutely DO NOT go... It is now my sworn duty in life to hunt you down and gut you like a fish... ...that's like telling a kid Don't press this button. Now my curiousity has been sparked. And I'm rather.. oh just one click won't hurt right? EDIT: pretty sure I'm goi...
by El Senor Fruit Swing
Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:16 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your back/shoulders/collarbone.
Replies: 222
Views: 22574

Re: Post your back/shoulders/collarbone.

....some one sticky this thread its full of awsome...

Pics up when I get my laptop back from my friend.. he's borrowing mine because he recently broke up with his gf... an he has hers.
by El Senor Fruit Swing
Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:03 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Need advice: [Update] Roommate responsibility in flooding?
Replies: 26
Views: 3250

Re: Need advice: Just flooded four downstairs apartments.

I have to agree. "Secure the drain hose"? And exactly how are you supposed to do that? Isn't that what maintance is spose to do? Secure things and fix issues? If I'm shelling out X amount of dollars a month.. i'd expect the landlord lady to have her ducks ina row and hire a staff who does...
by El Senor Fruit Swing
Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:44 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2848384

Re: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out

Confession: I am a shallow person. I didn't realize this until recent. I always told my self oh I accept people for who they are regaurdless of what they look like, well recently I began dating a women whom we will refer to as Women1. Now women1 isn't a model or any fancy raze like that but the acct...
by El Senor Fruit Swing
Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:13 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9345212

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

RT: I really hate the lottery.. working at 7-11 has brought a whole new meanin to the words "lazy arse ", as people come in an read the numbers they want me to play instead of filling out a bet slip. also adding more cheese sauce to a HotPocket makes the explosion of burning cheese so much...
by El Senor Fruit Swing
Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:04 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: why hellooo tharrrrr :)
Replies: 3
Views: 898

Re: why hellooo tharrrrr :)

Marbas wrote:Holy hell it's you. Haven't seen you around in ages. You probably do not remember me.

I vaguely remember hehe
Awe it took me for ever to resize that pic.. oh well back to the mspaint shop it is.
by El Senor Fruit Swing
Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:57 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1444005

Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Teapot, that reminds me, I saw a guy on TV dipping his fingers into molten lead the other night. Regardless of how easy it may be scientifically*, anyone who sees a pot of molten lead and thinks "hey, I bet I could dip my fingers in that" is both fucking crazy and fucking awesome at the s...
by El Senor Fruit Swing
Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:50 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: why hellooo tharrrrr :)
Replies: 3
Views: 898

why hellooo tharrrrr :)

:shock: Where is everyone! All these new faces very few look familure!




EDIT: Where'd my fruit swing avatar go!
:mrgreen: I missed everyone!
by El Senor Fruit Swing
Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:02 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: HLEP Lol (monster hunter freedom2 psp)
Replies: 2
Views: 1210

Re: HLEP Lol (monster hunter freedom2 psp)

heh ty..
god its so annoyin theese fights take for ever. lol
edit: i'll keep u posted
EDIT2: why is the hammer so hard to use god its annoyinh

EDIT3: I HATE THIS GAME STILL CANT KILL THEM DAMN THINGS
by El Senor Fruit Swing
Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:54 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: HLEP Lol (monster hunter freedom2 psp)
Replies: 2
Views: 1210

HLEP Lol (monster hunter freedom2 psp)

Ok guys.. I don't know if any ones ever played this or gotten far but I really need help, I tried the official forums, gamespot, ign ect. But, alas me being the scrub and newb I am they were Unhelpful. I'm Stuck trying to defeat the dragons, to get hunter rank2 (Rathalos and Rathian). No matter what...
by El Senor Fruit Swing
Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:09 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1444005

Re: Man Thread: SOMETHING LESS NIMRODISH

unless melons is a reference to boobs I NOTICE A LACK OF BOOB TALK IN HERE
.. MOAR BOOBS AND BACON ( o Y o )
by El Senor Fruit Swing
Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:26 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2848384

Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

I just wanna stab them in the face.
course the /b/ part of me wants to find their loved one and have an affair.
by El Senor Fruit Swing
Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:32 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2848384

Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Pretty girls sometimes intimidate me. Mostly because I think to myself "Wow, you're pretty. And uh... I am not. And uh... I think I'm gonna go stand over there before I insert my foot into my mouth" Also, I regret not really having much of a childhood... or a teenage life. I've resisted t...
by El Senor Fruit Swing
Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:49 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2848384

Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Well tor, in my opinion first one to move out wins, and their rent will be divided among the remaining tenants.
by El Senor Fruit Swing
Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:57 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Not when I'M watching [NOW IN ENDGAME, Plays until 31st Dec]
Replies: 6803
Views: 339075

Re: Not when I'M watching [You know, when you've been Keo'd!]

poor buddy :(
I was makin out with my ex..and tottally forgot to log onto the fora..
sorry man
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by El Senor Fruit Swing
Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:05 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Is this possible on the cellphone?
Replies: 10
Views: 1904

Re: Is this possible on the cellphone?

I HAS MAPQUEST ON MY PHONE I WIN
sidekick3 is win.
by El Senor Fruit Swing
Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:03 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2848384

Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

its not about getting la..wait..yes is it..
by El Senor Fruit Swing
Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:55 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8673
Views: 1859458

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

McCaber wrote:Ok, here's my first attempt. It's one I've been thinking of for a while.

Spoiler:
fuckthatshit.png


do not know if want

I sense alot of /b/ and /r/ here lol
by El Senor Fruit Swing
Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:33 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Not when I'M watching [NOW IN ENDGAME, Plays until 31st Dec]
Replies: 6803
Views: 339075

Re: Not when I'M watching [You know, when you've been Keo'd!]

23
keo the hun! kinda like atella the hun,, cept not as hairy

Edit:
SON OF A *car door slams*
by El Senor Fruit Swing
Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:31 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Warning! Idiot flux detected.
Replies: 64
Views: 5480

Re: Warning! Idiot flux detected.

I just want to know if it is a screen shot or not :(
by El Senor Fruit Swing
Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:17 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1444005

Re: Man Thread: SOMETHING LESS NIMRODISH

Cooley wrote:
El Senor Fruit Swing wrote:I like my radio stations like I like my bacon!
FULL OF BACON


If I sig'd people, that: I would sig.

That is now my official thing to say when people ask me how I like something. Thank you Senor.

lol glad I could be of service!
by El Senor Fruit Swing
Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:32 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1444005

Re: Man Thread: SOMETHING LESS NIMRODISH

I like my radio stations like I like my bacon!
FULL OF BACON
by El Senor Fruit Swing
Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:31 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13423
Views: 1768126

Re: Today You Learned

Today I learned if you call him Mr. Norris it doesn't get word filtered:-p
by El Senor Fruit Swing
Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:29 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Warning! Idiot flux detected.
Replies: 64
Views: 5480

Re: Warning! Idiot flux detected.

Mighty Jalapeno wrote:*sigh* And they locked my post. Cute.

lol jalapeno i missed you lol

EDIT: for real thou..is it a screen shot Lol
by El Senor Fruit Swing
Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:46 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13423
Views: 1768126

Re: Today You Learned

MirrorWing wrote:If I get one more bloody e-mail today letting me know that the parking lot is closed for the new res' hall dedication from Ms. Shaina T. Buttfuck, I'm going to punch somehting.

As entertaining as a Donkey Punch Falcon Punch would be, Please don't.

Edit for justice!
by El Senor Fruit Swing
Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:41 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Warning! Idiot flux detected.
Replies: 64
Views: 5480

Re: Warning! Idiot flux detected.

Mighty Jalapeno wrote:
El Senor Fruit Swing wrote:lol I've been clicking play for 10 minutes is that a screen shoot?

No. You're just doing it wrong.

Someone sig that.

I'm not doing it wrong I've always done it this way!

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