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by ParanoydAndroid
Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:09 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Super Smash Bros.
Replies: 1074
Views: 94550

Re: Super Smash Bros.

This might have been mentioned before, but I lack the wherewithal to actually look it up. I've noticed a lot of people hawking Lucario, and I was under the original impression that he was supposed to fill the Mewtwo slot, and since I hated Mewtwo I haven't really given him much of a chance yet. Is h...
by ParanoydAndroid
Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:04 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: so cute your head will explode into candy
Replies: 200
Views: 36208

Re: so cute your head will explode into candy

Moo wrote:Eeuw eeuw eeuw... is that a squirrel head? That's so cute! But the... eeuw eeuw eeuw eeuw!


Chipmunk I believe. ... Making the distinction is a bit of a pet peeve of mine.

-B
by ParanoydAndroid
Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:01 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [XKCD] Translation ?
Replies: 17
Views: 2763

Re: [XKCD] Translation ?

Yep, I thought about run on time but ... I still don't get it. Trains were not late with Mussolini ? Mmmm ... I'm confused :) . I did not read the whole spanish translation, but I think they're pretty close to the original, but they're not better ( unless you're spanish :) ). People joke that Musso...
by ParanoydAndroid
Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:18 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2852707

Re: Confessional Thread - Now with a new idiot!

(5 minutes of charging is one phone call of 3 minutes) Is that...normal? My battery takes, like, an hour, tops, to charge and lasts for at least four days. Four days of constant calling? Battery life is much shorter when calling, in comparison with standby. I doubt you'd get more than 2 hours of no...
by ParanoydAndroid
Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:40 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Childhood misconceptions
Replies: 868
Views: 109180

Re: Childhood misconceptions

SecondTalon wrote:But... I'm an Athiest!


Best. Movie. Ever. Or at least close to it. I can hardly ever find anyone who's seen it before. Kudos good sir, Kudos.

-B
by ParanoydAndroid
Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:36 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9356123

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

RT: I'm smoking and ashing into a pepsi can; which is located next to my glass of water.

I just drank some of my ash-water and I think I'm dying.

-B
by ParanoydAndroid
Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:32 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Super Smash Bros.
Replies: 1074
Views: 94550

Re: Super Smash Bros.

Olimar seems to suck a lot, but I'd like to see someone do something with him. What?!?!?oneone!eleven. Olimar is at least a high tier, and maybe in the top tier. His smash attackes are quite powerful, his priority is very high, and his pikmin, when used properly, are devastating. The problem lies i...
by ParanoydAndroid
Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:14 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2852707

Re: Confessional Thread - Now with a new idiot!

Confession: I feel forgotten. I'm not really sure where this feeling came from, but it occurred to me that exactly what it is. Do you mean on the boards? or in real life? I noticed you weren't on the boards as much the last coupla days (or rather, the areas of it I frequent), though if you mean in ...
by ParanoydAndroid
Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:29 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2852707

Re: Confessional Thread - Now with a new idiot!

Confession: I just nerd sniped myself. I was sitting watching some ... er ... adult themed movie that happened to feature those of the latin persuasion, who, at the beginning of the movie were speaking to each other in Spanish. I got so fascinated I ended up rewinding that part over and over so I co...
by ParanoydAndroid
Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:13 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9356123

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

I'm watching some press conference on CNBC with the headline, "Breaking news: President Bush Marking 5 years of war in Iraq." And I can't help but think, A.) WTF, don't mark it, just let us leave. And B.) Bush is on stage right now ... please someone assassinate hug him. Seriously. -B
by ParanoydAndroid
Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:08 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Internet Filters
Replies: 55
Views: 5580

Re: Internet Filters

Although I agree that wikipedia is not a source to be used for anything official, and that surfing wikipedia almost always ends up (with me at least) going from William Shakespeare -> English History -> English Monarchy -> [black box] -> Atlantic Dolphin Mating habits and then suddenly to diffractio...
by ParanoydAndroid
Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:00 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2852707

Re: Confessional Thread - Now with a new idiot!

What were you doing during the Chernobyl Accident? I was Being Born beat that! 9/11-01 I was watching TV with a few buddies. We watched in awe mixed horror... untill one of us made a very bad joke. Confession: We laughed and switched channel. 9/11 I was a freshman, and since I was EST it happened i...
by ParanoydAndroid
Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:15 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Because You Always Wanted To!
Replies: 50
Views: 3832

Re: Because You Always Wanted To!

This isn't something I've always wanted to do, per se. But once a year or so my testosterone must come up to normal man levels or something, because I get this huge urge to get into a fight. Nothing fancy, just a really good no-holds barred fist fight. I don't go out looking for fights or anything, ...
by ParanoydAndroid
Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:04 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: so cute your head will explode into candy
Replies: 200
Views: 36208

Re: so cute your head will explode into candy

Where I live we don't have squirrels, except in a zoo somewhere I hear. Though we do have mongeese, which are fairly cute because they always give off this air that what they're doing is incredibly sneaky, even when it's not. I'll try to grab some pics if I can.

-B
by ParanoydAndroid
Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:10 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: YOU'RE a slur!
Replies: 121
Views: 8230

Re: YOU'RE a slur!

"Förbannade kukhuvud till horunge" usually has a more detering effect, and even more so when coupled with a threat like so: "Jag ska slita skallen av dig ditt förbannade kukhuvud till horunge!" Ah well, I don't know about anyone else but that cleared things right up for me. And ...
by ParanoydAndroid
Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:57 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2852707

Re: Confessional Thread - Now with a newt idol!

Confession: I have herpes ... will you stay? Actually, I don't have herpes ... I just needed to know that you'd stay ... Real confession: 1.) My friends and I can spend an entire day together communicating solely by quoting Mean Girls, Family Guy, and Saved. 2.) I want to hear a really good ...
by ParanoydAndroid
Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:14 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: YOU'RE a slur!
Replies: 121
Views: 8230

Re: Confessional Thread - Now with a newt idol!

It just occurred to me that it may be worth noting that ThorFluff is in Sweden, where, if my research hasn't failed me, Civil Unions are legal (don't even get me started on CU's though) which means probabilistically speaking, the populace as a whole is more tolerant, so there can be more lax attitud...
by ParanoydAndroid
Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:04 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: YOU'RE a slur!
Replies: 121
Views: 8230

Re: Confessional Thread - Now with a newt idol!

I didn't mean that i think homosexuals shouldn't be allowed to be offended. Wouldn't be right to deny them that. But a word is just a word, and will only continue to be an insult if the insultées keep being insulted by it. EDIT: Ok that sounded stupid. But what i meant is that, It's just a word! As...
by ParanoydAndroid
Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:34 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: YOU'RE a slur!
Replies: 121
Views: 8230

Re: Confessional Thread - Now with a newt idol!

Confession: I find it pathetic that such people as would find xkcd would need to use such a word. Next time you feel the need to use said word, please replace it with a ethnic slur as such would be a synonymously pathetic usage of language. Although I can totally understand how/why it offends peopl...
by ParanoydAndroid
Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:16 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Preferred Clothing Brands
Replies: 103
Views: 9155

Re: Preferred Clothing Brands

They're opening a Nordstrom near where I live ( finally ), and my bf just got hired by them. Needless to say, I'm incredibly excited for the discount (I originally typed dickount ... wow). I'm wrapped entirely within a culture that worships superficial looks and good-looking expensive clothing, and ...
by ParanoydAndroid
Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:53 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Childhood misconceptions
Replies: 868
Views: 109180

Re: Childhood misconceptions

Adults could reconfigure (lengthen/shorten) body parts at will Was this in the circumstance of you accidentally walking in on your parents in the bedroom? lol, no. If you hold out both hands in front of you, arms straight, you can pretty easily make one arm longer than the other just by shifting yo...
by ParanoydAndroid
Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:24 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9356123

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

My depression is causing insomnia. It's time for another trip to the head doctor's office. I had depression-caused insomnia before; I went to the store to get sleeping pills, and ended up with sleeping pills, a bottle of tequila (for a later occasion), and a 6 pack of beer on the conveyor (for afte...
by ParanoydAndroid
Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:14 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Anyone else fail the Turing Test?
Replies: 35
Views: 3343

Re: Anyone else fail the Turing Test?

I particularly like the ones on bit-tech. They ask simple questions as well as giving you a stupid half obscured alpha-numeric sequence, but the questions are fun. For example: How many eyes does a cat have? An average car has how many wheels? What is the name of earths nearest star? How many legs ...
by ParanoydAndroid
Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:03 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Childhood misconceptions
Replies: 868
Views: 109180

Re: Childhood misconceptions

I use to believe that just conceiving of a monster made it real, so before bed every night I'd sit under my covers and recite, "_________ are not real." Filling in the blank with every monster I could think of (vampires, werewolves, Bogeyman, etc ...). I figured just saying they weren't re...
by ParanoydAndroid
Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:40 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: YOU'RE a slur!
Replies: 121
Views: 8230

Re: Confessional Thread - Now with a newt idol!

@functionally_stupid: I'm glad I'm not the only person who thinks of this as a happy place and hates to see it profaned. Aside/Confession: I bite my tongue frequently in comparison to most people, for a few reasons. 1) It is a bit long for my mouth 2) Extreme lack of concentration on it most of the...
by ParanoydAndroid
Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:35 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: My Funeral
Replies: 119
Views: 11804

Re: Make your own funeral plans

I wanna be plastinated and posed.

-B
by ParanoydAndroid
Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:29 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: After school
Replies: 41
Views: 3127

Re: After school

bbctol wrote:So what... am I doing after school right now in high school?

Debate team in the hizzouse. Every day, every week.


Damn straight. Debate is life, the rest is just prep time.

Though for me that was a coupla years ago ... *sniffle*

-B
by ParanoydAndroid
Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:27 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Preferred Clothing Brands
Replies: 103
Views: 9155

Re: Preferred Clothing Brands

I'm quite obviously in the minority, but I shop at Hollister, Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, and for shoes usually journey's or PacSun. Though, in my defense, I've worked for the first 3 companies, and still know lots of people there, and so I get employee discounts. Also, the right cut of H...
by ParanoydAndroid
Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:21 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Super Smash Bros.
Replies: 1074
Views: 94550

Re: Super Smash Bros.

I literally just beat SE (like 5 minutes ago) ... and although the last 25% or so is a bit redundant and hellish, It's still hella sweet. And now that I've played with R.O.B and Sonic ^-- UNLOCKABLE CHARACTERS SPOILER (not that everyone doesn't know all the characters anyway ...) I'm thinking of try...
by ParanoydAndroid
Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:19 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Comedians
Replies: 101
Views: 11558

Re: Comedians

I just saw Margaret Cho last night at the Hawaii Theatre, and I was afraid I that even though I love her stuff on T.V., she would disappoint me live ... she totally didn't. I'm moving her up the ranks from my 3rd favorite comic, to a tie for first.

-B
by ParanoydAndroid
Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:17 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2852707

Re: Confessional Thread - Now with a newt idol!

Holy crap, man! I've been sitting here for about six minutes trying to think of the words to respond, but they're just not there. Three days... gah, I would have razed my whole town by then. I was on truly ridiculous amounts of amphetamine and caffeine. I was therefore *way* too focused on what I w...
by ParanoydAndroid
Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:19 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Imagination land- Your perfect place, time, event, situation
Replies: 33
Views: 3361

Re: Imagination land- Your perfect place, time, event, situation

I hesitated to post here, because I almost feel like I'm ruining it, everyone is so precise compared to me; I almost fear I'm not doing it correctly ... Mine is simple, I just want to be with a particular someone. Every situation I could imagine that fit the criteria of the OP, really I just thought...
by ParanoydAndroid
Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:48 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Holy Turbo Snow . . .
Replies: 40
Views: 3510

Re: Holy Turbo Snow . . .

Alpha Omicron wrote:Note to Americans: THE WORLD DOES NOT END AT OHIO!


No, but the end of the world will take place in Ohio ...
-B
by ParanoydAndroid
Sun Mar 09, 2008 2:02 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9356123

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

I am reminded of the "Ze End of the World" animation, "Us californians just have to break off from the mainland and go hang with Hawai'i... Alaska can come too" Holy crap, I forgot about, "End of ze world." That might've been the first viral-ish video I ever saw ... -B
by ParanoydAndroid
Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:54 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Holy Turbo Snow . . .
Replies: 40
Views: 3510

Re: Holy Turbo Snow . . .

Hmm ... for me it's right about 70 degrees (F) and perfect outside with a light trade wind breeze *smug* Though to be fair I live where all the annoying people from all of your respective towns come vacation to avoid the snow, so I have to deal with them instead; and apparently they look down on you...
by ParanoydAndroid
Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:45 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9356123

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Pfft, you should move to Amerika, where all of our money is uniform, the same color, AND not worth anything. It's even worse in HI. Milk is $7 a gallon, McDonald's dollar menu has small fries, and the Domino's 555 deal is 777 here. Along with every other deal which contains, in the fine print, &quo...
by ParanoydAndroid
Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:38 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I was new once.
Replies: 198
Views: 18725

Re: I was new once.

My thought process .... I don't feel new here, mainly since there isn't much discussion of what happend here before i got here. On The Waaagh however I'm OLD as in, REALLY OLD. I was a Mod on "Da Orkz" which is The Waaaghs predecessor. I've been around for as long as the forum has. And its...
by ParanoydAndroid
Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:21 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I was new once.
Replies: 198
Views: 18725

Re: I was new once.

Toeofdoom wrote:Well, I think I recognise your username and avatar now, PA :P But I dont know anything else about you, so I dunno if that counts.

Yes! One down in my plan to take over integrate into the forums.
-B
by ParanoydAndroid
Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:18 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2852707

Re: Confessional Thread - Now with a new title!

well, I think it's all really sappy (though understandable) ... but that's only cuz I'm a cold heartless bastard. :P What you mean "sappy". I mean, it was all reality and stuff, but I gave away those secrets, for you (plural) to be jugdemental :wink: Well I was kinda kidding, insofar as I...
by ParanoydAndroid
Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:12 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: When I Was Your Age...
Replies: 93
Views: 18127

Re: When I Was Your Age...

It'll soon b e £5 per gallon, which is $10. However, I think a British imperial gallon and a US gallon differs? Imperialists, back me up on that one. According to http://money.cnn.com/pf/features/lists/global_gasprices/price.html. U.K runs $5.64/gallon ... but I'm doubting that number. Wikipedia te...

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