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by Sour Apple
Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word association, rounded to the following letter
Replies: 758
Views: 81603

Re: Word association, rounded to the following letter

Lawbreaking > Criminal > Jail > Bail > Money
by Sour Apple
Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts on eBay [online shopping ftw]
Replies: 9
Views: 1336

Re: Thoughts on eBay [online shopping ftw]

Yeah... that is one thing about online shopping-- you can't get the instant gratification. However, when I'm at college, it's much faster, because the town has pretty much nothing and I go to a metropolis about once every three months.
by Sour Apple
Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:10 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts on eBay [online shopping ftw]
Replies: 9
Views: 1336

Thoughts on eBay [online shopping ftw]

So I've been an online shopper for a while now, since things are generally cheaper and less of a hassle, and I don't like leaving the house because of gas prices and introversion, anyway. However, I only recently discovered the giddy feeling of being a seller on eBay. It's really bizarre-- I'm basic...
by Sour Apple
Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:48 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: A Softer World xkcd parody
Replies: 101
Views: 12840

Re: A Softer World xkcd parody

I'm just going to throw in this link without getting involved...

It's a Cyanide and Happiness parody of xkcd.
by Sour Apple
Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:50 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Teachers that cannot teach
Replies: 473
Views: 70147

Re: Teachers that cannot teach

She didn't face the class the whole period, just wrote on the chalkboard, completely oblivious to the class - I had a friend that "got hungry" and walked out 10 minutes into class and came back from the store 40 minutes later, and she had no idea. We were in fours around these big tables,...
by Sour Apple
Mon May 05, 2008 1:31 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hurt/Heal
Replies: 425
Views: 26670

Re: Hurt/Heal

Van Halen - 18 ++
Lynyrd Skynyrd - 16
Alestorm - 10
Steely Dan - 14
Hot Chip - 14
The Dandy Warhols - 12
The Avalanches - 14
Faithless - 12
CSNY - 10
Europa Galante - 12
Feeder - 6 --
Frank Sinatra 10
by Sour Apple
Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:23 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2868505

Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

My confession for tonight is that I really, really should be working on my paper, but I'm not. And that's a confession because instead, my Internet addiction is back in vivid color. :|
by Sour Apple
Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:57 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3086621

Re: Back to post yo' face

sethicus wrote:You must be a very important person to be able to drink directly from the punch bowl and have no one at the party make a peep! Also, very much awesome!

Well, the party was over and we were cleaning up... I am pretty damn important.
by Sour Apple
Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:19 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2868505

Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

Eh. Mildly. When he said things like "If I would visit you, I could," with me going WTF on the other end. And his crying about how he wishes he hadn't gotten me sick on Saturday when we had a sleepover in his car. He's such a little pussy. : D ... sorry, I know these are supposed to be MY ...
by Sour Apple
Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:47 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2868505

Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

Joe Frambach just drunk-dialed me.
by Sour Apple
Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:31 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word association, rounded to the following letter
Replies: 758
Views: 81603

Re: Word association, rounded to the following letter

Dog shit > Eww.
by Sour Apple
Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:12 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Words You Didn't Know That Describe Things Perfectly
Replies: 91
Views: 28270

Re: Words You Didn't Know That Describe Things Perfectly

I like "philtrum" - the little indentation-and-two-parallel-lines apparatus between your nose and upper lip. Haha. I've known that one since I was, like, seven, because my mother's a doctor and apparently I have a very large one of those. Philtrums, that is, not mothers. "lavacultoph...
by Sour Apple
Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:07 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3086621

Re: Back to post yo' face

Which one? I want to hear it.
by Sour Apple
Mon Apr 14, 2008 7:02 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3086621

Re: Back to post yo' face

I couldn't resist...
by Sour Apple
Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:02 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3086621

Re: Back to post yo' face

Image

The most elegant Calire, hostess of the regency ball.
by Sour Apple
Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:55 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2868505

Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

... if that's making fun of us, it's not appreciated (at least by me). The whole POINT of this thread is to be whiny and emo, and sometimes we all need that.
by Sour Apple
Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:46 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2868505

Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

I must confess I have been a douche lately to everyone I know.

I wonder if I've been like this all along and I just became conscious of it.
by Sour Apple
Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word association, rounded to the following letter
Replies: 758
Views: 81603

Re: Word association, rounded to the following letter

woman > Amazon > Xena
by Sour Apple
Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:37 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Celebrating difference
Replies: 157
Views: 10736

Re: Celebrating difference

First, why shouldn't girls play football? Sure, some girls are outclassed in the height/weight department and would get creamed. So are some guys. There is no call for making general statements like "girls shouldn't play football." That leads to all sorts of badness. Because I've never li...
by Sour Apple
Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:55 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word association, rounded to the following letter
Replies: 758
Views: 81603

Re: Word association, rounded to the following letter

[Would you really associate "quiet" and "quit"? Really?]

resign > resignation > sigh
by Sour Apple
Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:43 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word association, rounded to the following letter
Replies: 758
Views: 81603

Re: Word association, rounded to the following letter

Poster > paper > books > library > quiet
by Sour Apple
Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:28 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Celebrating difference
Replies: 157
Views: 10736

Re: Celebrating difference

Okay, I was attracted to this thread because one term I really like is "celebrating difference." That's because I marvel at the different backgrounds people bring to the world and enjoy that. However, I'm somewhat of a sexist because I like boys and don't mind letting them take charge once...
by Sour Apple
Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:32 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3086621

Re: Back to post yo' face

michaelandjimi wrote: I never ever do it IRL. I'm just that mean.


I don't either. I'm not very good with compliments.

If by "different face" you mean "you're ugly," you did a horrible job just then. I mean, honestly, you can think these things, but not voice them. Er, type them.
by Sour Apple
Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:18 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3086621

Re: Back to post yo' face

*cries* Stupid person posting sexy photos so that nobody would comment on me. [/moping] It's okay, it happens to me all the time as well. http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v35/189/19/1017690019/n1017690019_384_2318.jpg Junior prom. Man. That was a long time ago and apparently my face w...
by Sour Apple
Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You Laugh, You lose
Replies: 1095
Views: 220087

Re: You Laugh, You lose

Oh, man. I only smiled at the opposites post, damnit. No expert mode for me. But I didn't laugh, so I can stay, right?

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by Sour Apple
Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:35 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0030: "Donner"
Replies: 10
Views: 6650

0030: "Donner"

Image

One of the classics, I feel. Apparently posted before the fora were created, as no such thread exists. What do you all think?
by Sour Apple
Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:54 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Anti-jokes
Replies: 185
Views: 20514

Re: Anti-jokes

Q. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. Finding half a worm in your apple. Q. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A. The Holocaust. That one works. It was told to me as: Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? [They say, half a worm.] A: No, the Holocaust.....
by Sour Apple
Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:05 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: This blows my mind!
Replies: 311
Views: 33855

Re: This blows my mind!

Ok, I don't get it, is she not very obviously spinning clockwise? Until someone promises me that they see it as counter clockwise I'll remain entirely dubious as to how mind blowing this is. It can't possibly be going clockwise. It's definitely going counter-clockwise. The theory is that if it's go...
by Sour Apple
Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:04 am UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Southern Arizona?
Replies: 45
Views: 11045

Re: Southern Arizona?

For the record, my permanent home is in Phoenix. There don't seem to be any other xkcd meet-ups in Arizona, period. And it is such a vast place.
by Sour Apple
Tue Apr 08, 2008 5:15 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Please fill out questionnaire for my research project!
Replies: 88
Views: 8391

Calire's Questionnaire

What is your age? 19. Gender? Female. Sexual orientation? Straight. Ethnicity? White. Nationality & Location? Czech; Michigan for school How would you describe your socioeconomic status? college student, dirt poor Do you ascribe to or are a member of any religion? Nosir. Did you ever read print ...
by Sour Apple
Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:55 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3086621

Re: Back to post yo' face

by Sour Apple
Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:35 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Reverse Lightbulb Jokes
Replies: 215
Views: 21080

Re: Reverse Lightbulb Jokes

Slow-motion actors.

Nah, no lightbulbs. Let's just sit and meditate in the darkness.
by Sour Apple
Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:28 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ruin a Joke
Replies: 800
Views: 63050

Re: Ruin a Joke

Who gives a shit?

So a duck walks into a bar...
by Sour Apple
Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:04 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2868505

Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

It's ALSO an electronics store... but damnit it's also a grocery. Separately. Haven't you heard of the Kroger chain?
by Sour Apple
Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ruin a Joke
Replies: 800
Views: 63050

Re: Ruin a Joke

Buy a large blender.

So a man's car breaks down in the countryside. He wanders until he finds a farmhouse. The farmer comes to the door...
by Sour Apple
Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:02 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2868505

Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

I just made a decision. Then next day that I'm home with not too much to do, I am going to ride my bike to Ralph's (grocery store) and find a girl to talk to. I'm scared s**tless of doing that. I'm weird. I wish some random guy would find me at Fry's (same chain) and say hi to me. I could use the b...
by Sour Apple
Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:59 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: What is "patriotism"?
Replies: 86
Views: 8547

Re: What is "patriotism"?

[...] its not sympathizing with terrorists to think rationally by saying "hey, theres no reason to invade Iraq, so we probably shouldnt." and dont give me that "saddam was bad" crap because theres plenty of bad people out there of whom we pay no mind. Exactly. If we're going to ...
by Sour Apple
Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:42 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2868505

Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

Confession: I love looking in the Wikipedia recent deaths and then spreading the news of *insert famous person here*'s death. That's really fascinating... Confession: I go through the Wikipedia recent deaths and look for the youngest dead people. Heath Ledger was fascinating news. Going out in a bl...
by Sour Apple
Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:34 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3086621

Re: Back to post yo' face

aetherson wrote:side note: I honestly believe that there would be fewer pissed off people in this world if everyone just wore more comfortable shoes...


You are so right.
by Sour Apple
Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:59 am UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: Amusing answers to tests
Replies: 393
Views: 62164

Re: Amusing answers to tests

That's wonderful. My college is too small to do that.

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