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by Nicole88
Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0764: "One Two"
Replies: 348
Views: 73842

Re: " One Two" Discussion

The alt text is COLD. :shock:
by Nicole88
Fri Mar 19, 2010 4:16 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0716: "Time Machine"
Replies: 112
Views: 24191

Re: "Time Machine" Discussion

Oh.
This makes me feel squicky. Do not want to be murdered by my future self!
by Nicole88
Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:55 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0708: "Sex Dice"
Replies: 93
Views: 36850

Re: "Sex Dice" discusion

I wanted to get some for valentines day with my frigid girlfriend. "Kiss" "Vagina" "No, that's not happening" "Tounge". .. "no." :evil: Well... actually, you'd kiss a vulva . Kissing a vagina would be very difficult. And not much fun for anyone. Tha...
by Nicole88
Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:25 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0699: "Trimester"
Replies: 86
Views: 26459

Re: "Trimester" discussion

Lab coats?
Pfft! Amateur!

You can just buy needles, pills and many other wonders. That's the magic of the internet.
by Nicole88
Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:16 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0665: "Prudence"
Replies: 123
Views: 37549

Re: "Prudence" Discussion

The Narnia panel was so charmingly drawn, it's making me want to curl up in a blanket with every bit of C.S. Lewis material I own.
(OK, not "The Screwtape Letters"... which I only have because my mom forced it upon me!)
by Nicole88
Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:39 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0642: "Creepy"
Replies: 411
Views: 86146

Re: "Creepy" Discussion

... It just annoys me that men are always "Oh, women don't like sex! They're all about relationships!" when most of you aren't even fucking trying! Of course we're more prone to wanting a relationship before sex: we have to wait for your inner beauty to come out, because 99% of you are dr...
by Nicole88
Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:24 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0642: "Creepy"
Replies: 411
Views: 86146

Re: "Creepy" Discussion

I don't give a flying fuck if the awkward nerd guy talking to me finds me sexually attractive. If he does, hell, that's a compliment. What I do, in fact, give a shit about, however, is whether said awkward nerd guy is only talking to me because he finds me sexually attractive Of course he is. He do...
by Nicole88
Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:00 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0642: "Creepy"
Replies: 411
Views: 86146

Re: "Creepy" Discussion

... Welcome to being a young woman. Keep in mind that this is in part due to the idea that the man should be the one ask the woman. That means men do most the asking, because society expects this of them, and mean can't rely on a woman to ask if the woman genuinely is interested in them. Women don'...
by Nicole88
Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:06 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0642: "Creepy"
Replies: 411
Views: 86146

Re: "Creepy" Discussion

I don't give a flying fuck if the awkward nerd guy talking to me finds me sexually attractive. If he does, hell, that's a compliment. What I do, in fact, give a shit about, however, is whether said awkward nerd guy is only talking to me because he finds me sexually attractive Of course he is. He do...
by Nicole88
Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:20 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0642: "Creepy"
Replies: 411
Views: 86146

Re: "Creepy" Discussion

I don't understand this line of thinking at all. So it's annoying to talk to a girl because you don't know if you might get in her pants one day? Is it only worthwhile to talk to a girl if starting a relationship is viable? What's so inherently unpleasant about striking up conversations with cute g...
by Nicole88
Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:09 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0630: "Time Travel"
Replies: 147
Views: 30377

Re: "Time Travel" Discussion

Well... 1983 is clearly the most awesome of all the years, so who can blame her?
by Nicole88
Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:21 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0624: "Branding"
Replies: 86
Views: 20750

Re: "Branding" Discussion

I've always suspected that this advertising style is geared towards 14 year old boys and middle-aged men. The former because internet similes provide them with a frame of reference ("Like Facebook... but with a vagina!"), and the latter because mentioning social networking sites/technology...
by Nicole88
Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:00 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0603: "Idiocracy"
Replies: 573
Views: 127480

Re: "Idiocracy" Discussion

Ouch.
by Nicole88
Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:39 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0600: "Android Boyfriend"
Replies: 136
Views: 43828

Re: "Android Boyfriend" Discussion

Silly, Randall. Women would not buy android boyfriends. Just bigger and faster vibrators. Can a vibrator cook you dinner ;-)? Go rock-climbing? Kill anyone who bothers you with his bare hands? I think not. You would be surprised what vibrators can do these days. I saw one defy gravity for a few mom...
by Nicole88
Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:57 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0600: "Android Boyfriend"
Replies: 136
Views: 43828

Re: "Android Boyfriend" Discussion

Silly, Randall. Women would not buy android boyfriends. Just bigger and faster vibrators. Can a vibrator cook you dinner ;-)? Go rock-climbing? Kill anyone who bothers you with his bare hands? I think not. Hmm. Well, if these android boyfriends are going to be totally unlike human boyfriends (cook ...
by Nicole88
Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:34 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0600: "Android Boyfriend"
Replies: 136
Views: 43828

Re: "Android Boyfriend" Discussion

Silly, Randall.
Women would not buy android boyfriends.
Just bigger and faster vibrators.
by Nicole88
Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:05 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0598: "Porn"
Replies: 83
Views: 42907

Re: "Porn" Discussion

This one is all about the Alt text.

Corrupt.
Tee-hee!
by Nicole88
Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:28 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0597: "Addiction"
Replies: 122
Views: 21121

Re: "Addiction" Discussion

I guess I'm not addicted then. Last time I went on vacation (in 2006) I went about 26 days without internet. B-b-but... how? Why? My last vacation involved a suite that was sans wifi. (Foreign countries are silly.) I was not the only one stumbling along the stone path to the internet room at 2AM to...
by Nicole88
Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:45 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0597: "Addiction"
Replies: 122
Views: 21121

Re: "Addiction" Discussion

Great.
Now all I can hear is the humming. :x
by Nicole88
Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:52 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0592: "Drama"
Replies: 122
Views: 29178

Re: "Drama" Discussion

Similarly, "hey, let's remove all the emotional attachment from sex and make it just a fun thing!" ignores several things, including but not limited to oxytocin (a trust-enhancing emotional-closeness-generating hormone) and the tendency towards insecurity/fear of loss. Y'know, everyone ta...
by Nicole88
Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:43 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0592: "Drama"
Replies: 122
Views: 29178

Re: "Drama" Discussion

What is with the not-getting-the-joke/negativity vibe on this one?
Are there that many virgins around here?
by Nicole88
Wed Mar 18, 2009 4:39 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0557: "Students"
Replies: 223
Views: 68255

Re: "Students" Discussion

I still have this dream about high school. It would be less baffling if it was at least an undergrad scenario.

Interestingly, after becoming a nude model, I stopped having the "naked in the cafeteria" dream: I guess the idea of it became less embarrassing.
by Nicole88
Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:10 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0530: "I'm An Idiot"
Replies: 123
Views: 34290

Re: "I'm An Idiot" Discussion

Aw. You're not an idiot, Randall.
You're just too smart.
by Nicole88
Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:02 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0513: "Friends"
Replies: 914
Views: 226235

Re: "Friends" Discussion

Funny, cuz it's true!
by Nicole88
Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:56 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0502: "Dark Flow"
Replies: 123
Views: 28908

Re: "Dark Flow" Discussion

...That was oddly sweet.
by Nicole88
Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:35 am UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Things you remember watching but can't remember the name of
Replies: 760
Views: 290763

Re: Things you remember watching but can't remember the name of

There is an old cartoon that I used to watch over and over: It's black and white, and starts out with some fat lady doing a sort of bellydance. At the end, she slips into a circus tent and a crowd of men rush in after her. At some point, someone sings some sort of "tears of a clown" song. ...
by Nicole88
Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:21 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0487: "Numerical Sex Positions"
Replies: 152
Views: 69994

Re: "Numerical Sex Positions" Discussion

The girl's little attempt to actually execute a 34 cracked me up most of all.
Probably I am missing the entire point.
by Nicole88
Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:29 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0481: "Listen to Yourself"
Replies: 173
Views: 36843

Re: "Listen to Yourself" Discussion

The virus should also tap into their webcam and snap a photo, so we can SEE who the idiots are.
by Nicole88
Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:42 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body
Replies: 1607
Views: 193690

Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Even when I don't work out and get a bit of a tummy, I also have at least a shallow six pack.
by Nicole88
Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:35 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3073841

Re: Post yo' fehs

Generally, I require liquor in order to take a non-professional photo.

Image

Note the vodka sour.
by Nicole88
Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:23 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Age
Replies: 958
Views: 215298

Re: Age

Almost a quarter of a century!
Seems like only yesterday that I was in my "early twenties..."
by Nicole88
Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:20 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What is your name an anagram of?
Replies: 384
Views: 54437

Re: What is your name an anagram of?

Before I was married, the only good one was "winchester psi". Now I've got "cunning penis charms", which I suppose are partly to blame. Lovely. Username anagram: "his hitchhiking raven". Ban Colic Elk Nicole Black, eh? Safely generic enough, I suppose. Nicole is my mid...
by Nicole88
Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:34 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What is your name an anagram of?
Replies: 384
Views: 54437

Re: What is your name an anagram of?

Ban Colic Elk

They're a real nuisance, those colic elk.
by Nicole88
Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:34 am UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: Jack Kerouac
Replies: 5
Views: 1778

Re: Jack Kerouac

I liked "Dharma Bums" a lot better than "On the Road." It seemed more intimate, somehow.
by Nicole88
Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:50 am UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: Do you pay / should you pay for internet?
Replies: 70
Views: 10278

Re: Do you pay / should you pay for internet?

I haven't paid for internet in quite some time. I lived in a condo building up until recently, and can't say that I felt guilty about hijacking overpaid, aging frat boys' connections. And now that I've gotten a bigger place (for half the price!) in Brooklyn, I don't much feel bad about pirating from...
by Nicole88
Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:35 am UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: uh, thats jacked up (disturbing books)
Replies: 162
Views: 47679

Re: uh, thats jacked up (disturbing books)

Not too many books disturb me. But I have to say that American Pyscho definitely rattled me a bit. And I always feel exhausted after re-reading Toni Morrison's Beloved. (The men having sex with animals because there are no women... it's disgusting and heart breaking at the same time. And the part wh...
by Nicole88
Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:27 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0388: "Fuck Grapefruit"
Replies: 412
Views: 99534

Re: "Fuck Grapefruit" Discussion

Looks like someone has a problem with citric acid. I could eat lemons all day.

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