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by koneko
Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:31 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3433337

Re: Woman thread - Is it as good for you as it is for me?

Right you are. Suggest that she buy a mirror for herself. If she doesn't take the hint, screw up her makeup application process until she has no choice.
by koneko
Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:26 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2777837

Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

Kithplana wrote:Confession: I frequently steal glances.

What's the market value on those nowadays?
by koneko
Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:30 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9091721

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Upsilon wrote:
Unicyclist wrote:Because you spelt it wrong.

"Spelled" is spelled "spelled".

I think he was referring to wheat.
by koneko
Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:38 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Childhood misconceptions
Replies: 868
Views: 105715

Re: Childhood misconceptions

i remember learning that molecules vibrate. and i thought "if the molecules of the wall vibrate, and mine vibrate too, if i can just (consciously) synch up my molecules to the walls, i should be able to pass through it" i dont think i ever shared this theory with anyone. That's pretty muc...
by koneko
Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:38 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Childhood misconceptions
Replies: 868
Views: 105715

Re: Childhood misconceptions

i remember learning that molecules vibrate. and i thought "if the molecules of the wall vibrate, and mine vibrate too, if i can just (consciously) synch up my molecules to the walls, i should be able to pass through it" i dont think i ever shared this theory with anyone. That's pretty muc...
by koneko
Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:35 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9091721

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

That is my hockey! Give it back, you are a bear. (It doesn't even fit.) ??? I agree... Though I personally prefer: :shock: ??? :shock: See spoiler: http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/4735/1191513714743lk9.jpg Not sure where hockey fits into it though, unless I'm missing the people wielding sticks bea...
by koneko
Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:31 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Making the world a weirder place
Replies: 1920
Views: 175244

Re: Making the world a weirder place

the first involves a wooden fish... so you'd do everything said in the fora in one massive combo? Awesome Ha, I hadn't thought of it that way! So, @ koneko, am I misunderstanding something something about the ppp game modification? because I don;t really see what's weird about it (other than the ga...
by koneko
Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:31 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9091721

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

That is my hockey! Give it back, you are a bear. (It doesn't even fit.)
by koneko
Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:00 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Making the world a weirder place
Replies: 1920
Views: 175244

Re: Making the world a weirder place

I'm trying to make the world a weirder place, but I need help! I'm modifying a standard game of Hasbro's Pretty Pretty Princess and I need to twerk the gameboard, but my photoshop skills are not quite up to par... I'm a bit of a perfectionist, and I just don't have enough time to learn as I go on th...
by koneko
Tue Apr 08, 2008 5:21 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Childhood misconceptions
Replies: 868
Views: 105715

Re: Childhood misconceptions

a toddler's pronunciation guide: duck = guck fish = pishy dog = a puppies frog = frock blanket = badeet milk = muck juice, goose = deuce mine = mice ball, esp. blue = a boobaa weasel = reasher enough = muff sit = shit fork, fish, fire truck = fuck deena = nina veronica = conka jennifer = heifer jose...
by koneko
Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:53 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2777837

Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

nsmjohn wrote:Confession: There are currently 3 people (I might be forgetting someone...) on my "I hope they die in a horrible crisco accident" list. I know, I am a bad person but at least I am honest about it.

fix'd
by koneko
Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:33 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2777837

Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

Kithplana wrote:tl;dr: I am a misunderstood artiste with a slight fetish for Cisco equipment.

I totally read that as you having a fetish for crisco, I think my mind is officially too far gone to be saved...
by koneko
Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:56 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2777837

Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

Then you might want to invest in this.
Although really it would be a last line of defense, only useful if you let one sneak up on you. Constant vigilance!
by koneko
Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:53 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9091721

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

I'm a single female, I have to own a cat.
by koneko
Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:45 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9091721

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Oh me yarm it is.....

catcatcatcatcat! ^_^

my kittah used to be a quantum kittah, but i gathered up my nerves and opened her box... and thus was she born!
Spoiler:
Image
by koneko
Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:49 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2777837

Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

That there's me ancestral stompin' grounds, that is!
by koneko
Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:48 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Childhood misconceptions
Replies: 868
Views: 105715

Re: Childhood misconceptions

My night fears were flaming skeletons who caused saggy boobs. Quite scary, that.
by koneko
Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:52 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Places to chill Alone
Replies: 36
Views: 3784

Re: Places to chill Alone

the cops keep chasing me out of the parks, apparently they close now

they're so much prettier at night :(
by koneko
Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:03 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Please fill out questionnaire for my research project!
Replies: 88
Views: 7979

Re: Please fill out questionnaire for my research project!

What is your age? 20 Gender? 7/f/japan! Sexual orientation? bi Ethnicity? cock-asian Nationality & Location? american, tennessee How would you describe your socioeconomic status? (e.g.: college graduate and middle class) high school grad, don't want to think about it Do you ascribe to or are a m...
by koneko
Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:46 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Anti-jokes
Replies: 185
Views: 19901

Re: Anti-jokes

no-genius wrote:Yo mama's so fat because she has an eating disorder.


http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1809883
by koneko
Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:39 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9091721

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Aperfectring wrote:Damnit, there is a hail-producing storm within a few minutes from me. I really hope my friend Catherine stays safe and not dented.

fixed to keep on topic with the rest of this page.
by koneko
Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:35 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Childhood misconceptions
Replies: 868
Views: 105715

Re: Childhood misconceptions

GCM wrote:Oh yeah, I was also scared to use pens. Not to mention my handwriting was horrible.

I imagine the two were related somewhat?
by koneko
Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:54 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2777837

Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

...what part of the internet do you come from?
by koneko
Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:49 pm UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: [US] Burning Man
Replies: 32
Views: 30923

Re: Burning Man

There is school, my friend, and there is education at its finest.
by koneko
Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:38 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3433337

Re: Woman thread - Is it as good for you as it is for me?

juice ftw I was a size 0 when I was about 12-13... it was terrible. It was right when I had my bat mitzvah, so I've all these wonderful pictures of me as a skeleton. I swear, my head looked too big for my body... and that was only at thirteen. I can't imagine how anyone could look at a grown woman a...
by koneko
Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:38 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9091721

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Whenever I meow at my friend Catherine, she stops what she's doing and looks at me with eyes that say, "You speak-a my language?!"
by koneko
Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:34 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2777837

Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

Has anyone ever felt awful-awesome before? That's how I feel. I didn't want to come back until I was feeling 100%, but my SO promised me to you. So, here I am. Glomping and snuggles for everybody. If any of you want to talk to Her , I suppose you can reach her through me. I'll be off now. It's you!...
by koneko
Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:29 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3433337

Re: Woman thread - Is it as good for you as it is for me?

The last page or so of this topic made me remember how much I love my body for not giving me two periods a month anymore.
by koneko
Fri Apr 04, 2008 6:49 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2777837

Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

confession: i have the theme from sonic the hedgehog 2 [16-bit, for those curious] where he battles dr robotnik stuck in my head.

da-da da-da da-da da-da DA DA DA DA
da-da da-da da-da da-da DA DA DA
by koneko
Fri Apr 04, 2008 6:37 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Let's ruin songs with knowledge!
Replies: 782
Views: 66848

Re: Let's ruin songs with knowledge!

You may *feel* like a virgin, but we all know your dirty secret.
by koneko
Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:47 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2777837

Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

Aww that's absolutely awful, I hope whoever did it gets brought to justice... or has it brought to them. I don't much care tbh, as long as they suffer.
by koneko
Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:37 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2777837

Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

I wish there were moose in jersey, i gotta go up there for passover soon...
by koneko
Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:19 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2777837

Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

meh, it's sorta conditional at the moment...
by koneko
Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:18 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 2983678

Re: Back to post yo' face

I'm still trying to figure out what the magical "fuck it" hour is for me, since I don't have to leave for work until 10:30
by koneko
Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:17 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2777837

Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

Aleril wrote:Even though that is just beating the shit out of one another on a bed.

...where do I sign up?
by koneko
Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:16 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2777837

Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

Confession: I am fat. Confession: I don't hate myself for it. Confession: I don't think that fat is a bad thing to be. Not in the slightest, not as a health risk, not at all, not anything. I'm fat and that's just fine. The next person to make a comment about my body, however, is going to get hurt. ...
by koneko
Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:15 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3433337

Re: Woman thread - Is it as good for you as it is for me?

just throwing this out there for you skinny guys: i have had sex with far more people than any one person should, and i do *not* say this to brag. however, i can make a few basic statements... a) muscley guys are easily twice as creepy-looking when nakers b) in my experience, tall skinny guys are mo...
by koneko
Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:10 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2777837

Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

Me and a bunch of friends want to buy hulk hands so that we can just arrange brawls and beat on each other for a few hours as exercise. sock'em boppers are better; more fun than a pillowfight! yes i know that's a damned lie but it's true. We punch hard sock'em boppers would turn into plastic-hand-d...
by koneko
Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:08 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: This apparatus convects my ventricles...
Replies: 22
Views: 3018

Re: This apparatus convects my ventricles...

one of my friends just bought a [sony?] hd camcorder.

i WANTS one.
by koneko
Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:07 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2777837

Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

Confession: I am fat. Confession: I don't hate myself for it. Confession: I don't think that fat is a bad thing to be. Not in the slightest, not as a health risk, not at all, not anything. I'm fat and that's just fine. The next person to make a comment about my body, however, is going to get hurt. ...

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