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by backslash
Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:33 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Kickin' ass and takin' names
Replies: 222
Views: 19839

Re: Kickin' ass and takin' names

Sorbo's pecs are better than Peck's, but Peck's orbs are better than Sorbo's orbs.

so, Peck.

sugar free vs. low fat?
by backslash
Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:24 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1052545

Re: Vending machine!

you get an A+

I put in a cup of raspberry yogurt.
by backslash
Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:20 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Kickin' ass and takin' names
Replies: 222
Views: 19839

Re: Kickin' ass and takin' names

you. ;)

pink or baby blue?
by backslash
Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:09 pm UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: 2001: A Space Odyssey
Replies: 21
Views: 3140

Re: 2001: A Space Odyssey

Just read a nice article delving into the significances of the movie that you might like. Check it out.
by backslash
Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1052545

Re: Vending machine!

You get that Coppertone kid with the dog pulling down her swimsuit. Only she's of legal age now. And really hot.

I put in a knee brace.
by backslash
Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The "Thread Necromancy" Game
Replies: 17229
Views: 1731384

Re: The "Thread Necromancy" Game

Used to be: 392:45

plus 134:41

makes 527:26

woohoo!

edit: dammit! UTC is one hour off of what I *thought* it was. Someone check my math, por favor?
by backslash
Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1052545

Re: Vending machine!

You get it back in twelve months with interest.

I put in three gallons of turpentine.
by backslash
Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:41 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1444534

Re: Man Thread: s/size/how you use it/

been dark for a while...just caught up. I have cried not because of the death of a sporting legend, but because of a girl. Because I have emotion. Dude. Girl problems are the suck. Just curious--don't want to open a messy can, as I don't know you and all--but did posting the Rammstein playlist help,...
by backslash
Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:18 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Kickin' ass and takin' names
Replies: 222
Views: 19839

Re: Kickin' ass and takin' names

Cylons. Both versions.

unicycles vs. high wires?
by backslash
Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:21 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 80750

Re: I never...

I worked as a legal proofreader for a huge law firm in NYC. Since that wasn't boring enough, I worked the midnight-8am weekend shift--Wednesday night (technically Thursday morning) through Monday morning. I was young and didn't sleep the weekend through.

I've never eaten a mammal I killed myself.
by backslash
Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:18 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1052545

Re: Vending machine!

you get Dee Dee Messina. (hmmm...)

I put in a box full of 14.4 modems.
by backslash
Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 80750

Re: I never...

madly overrated, imho.

I've never driven a truck big enough to require an additional operator's license.
by backslash
Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:49 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1052545

Re: Vending machine!

You get a red robot named Vincent.

I put in a pound of coffee beans.
by backslash
Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:35 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3528028

Re: Woman thread - NO HOMERS CLUB

I honestly can't tell if this belongs in the woman thread or the man thread, but I saw this bag and nearly fainted:

Image

Must have one.
by backslash
Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:03 pm UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
Replies: 111
Views: 22810

Re: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

Also, about Indy 4, I think one of the little things that didn't make this movie great was the fact that Indiana Jones wasn't able to kill a character played by Pat Roach in a bloody and gruesome manner. Yes! It's part of the formula--I went to see it first without the kids because they always-- al...
by backslash
Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:57 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1052545

Re: Vending machine!

you get Texas Tea (see what I did there?)

I put in two kilos of marshmallows.
by backslash
Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:53 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3073759

Re: Back to post yo' face

I have this weird dilemna where my age has never been perceived as what it currently is/was. When I was a kid, folks always thought I was younger than I actually was. In college, I couldn't get carded to save my life. Then, at some point I magically stayed a decade behind to people--I am in my 40's ...
by backslash
Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:08 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 80750

Re: I never...

rats, mice, birds, guinea pig, fish, dogs...guess you can see why we never had a cat.

I have never been mountain climbing.
by backslash
Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:39 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 80750

Re: I never...

Transmission failed. Could not get it towed before it was done for me by the local law enforcement specialists.

I have never been surfing (in the ocean on a surfboard--no cheating).
by backslash
Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:31 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1052545

Re: Vending machine!

you get a copy of the original SimCity, SimFarm, and SimAnt.

I put in a bag of charcoal.
by backslash
Mon Jun 23, 2008 5:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1052545

Re: Vending machine!

You get the Lamest Holiday in America.

I put in five sequentially numbered sheets of local paper currency.
by backslash
Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Kickin' ass and takin' names
Replies: 222
Views: 19839

Re: Kickin' ass and takin' names

Transformers, baby. Yayuh.

(sorry, don't know where that came from...)

Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones?
by backslash
Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:41 pm UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: SF bay area June/July meetup and April 20th meetup
Replies: 67
Views: 8263

Re: SF bay area June/July meetup and April 20th meetup

Mentos/coke AND Apples to Apples? Sigh. Wish I could have been there. Keep me posted on the next one, please.
by backslash
Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:20 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Kickin' ass and takin' names
Replies: 222
Views: 19839

Re: Kickin' ass and takin' names

santa hat

classical vs. contemporary?
by backslash
Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:37 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1444534

Re: Man Thread: BOLLOCKS!

On the topic of teeth, does anyone have tips for making my breath smell better? I have the same problem--no amount of brushing seems to kill it off. I'm not sure where you live (I am always amazed at the geographical diversity of this group), but there is a product in the US called Breath Assure th...
by backslash
Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:21 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Kickin' ass and takin' names
Replies: 222
Views: 19839

Re: Kickin' ass and takin' names

If we're talking original stories in the comics, Gwen all the way.

AT&T vs. Verizon
by backslash
Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:10 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3073759

Re: Back to post yo' face

Mercy wrote:I've been involved with canine sports for a good few years now and have two champion dogs at home.

YAY, you! What breed of dog are your champs?
by backslash
Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:26 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3073759

Re: Back to post yo' face

Mercy: awards in background? poetry? photography? art?
by backslash
Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:09 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1444534

Re: Man Thread: BOLLOCKS!

Man question: what's the manliest way possible to get rid of gophers? They plague my lawn and poison my water supply, and I intend to go after them in the manliest way possible. tiny mammals crafted from C4, of course. This seems like a manly solution: purchase a 5 gallon container of propane...pur...
by backslash
Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:59 pm UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: SF bay area June/July meetup and April 20th meetup
Replies: 67
Views: 8263

Re: SF bay area June/July meetup and April 20th meetup

I've accepted a show up here in Sonoma County, and I have rehearsal on Sunday. Boo. I really would have enjoyed meeting you all. I will try for the next one...
by backslash
Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:56 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Kickin' ass and takin' names
Replies: 222
Views: 19839

Re: Kickin' ass and takin' names

mad for me--at least I still have energy; sad for you--cause I can comfort ya.

superman vs. batman
by backslash
Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1052545

Re: Vending machine!

you get a CD of old Weathermen tunes.

I put in a bag of pistachios.
by backslash
Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:39 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Oklahoma Declares itself Sovereign from the Fed. Governme
Replies: 4
Views: 2458

Re: Oklahoma Declares itself Sovereign from the Fed. Governme

hm. Fascinating in principle, but the letter of the resolution seems to be saying nothing more than, "cut it out, you guys." It doesn't claim any specific violations, nor does it claim any specific restitution or action. I am puzzled. I don't see it claiming sovereignty in toto--the text o...
by backslash
Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1444534

Re: Man Thread: BOLLOCKS!

Bases: " First base : Don’t matter how you get there, but it starts with the first steps beyond holding hands and blowing in each other’s ears — kissing, etc. Open mouth or closed, but no pecks on the cheek count as getting to first base. Second base : In baseball, getting to second is known as...
by backslash
Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:46 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1444534

Re: Man Thread: BOLLOCKS!

I don't want to beat a dead horse. But perhaps talking about things military is manly? We haven't covered it much on the thread yet... 0xDEADBEEF: Dude. I wasn't calling you to the mat for owning a gun. I was making a lighthearted comment based in my own past to Rippy's balls-in-one-hand, gun-in-the...
by backslash
Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:24 pm UTC
Forum: Fit Club
Topic: Fasting
Replies: 25
Views: 2568

Re: Fasting

Good points on all counts. I have a couple of responses, just for your consideration. Yes, the fasting releases toxins. They get stored in the same places as fat gets stored. As those fats get disolved, the toxins are freed into your body . As I said above, that was something I was prepared for. The...
by backslash
Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:11 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: Cocktails
Replies: 356
Views: 190346

Re: Cocktails

on naming drinks: we used to have a code back when things were a lot simpler (not so many flavored spirits, etc.) that helped our bartender brethren decode what might be in a drink. You could reverse engineer drink names for yourself that way. For example, there is a drink called the Alabama Slammer...
by backslash
Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:05 pm UTC
Forum: Fit Club
Topic: Fasting
Replies: 25
Views: 2568

Re: Fasting

Did you notice that as you started eating again, your weight sprang up/you were converting more of what you consumed to fat (BMI jump up sharply?) My weight did not spring up at all. I think that was primarily due to me eating properly after I came back--I tried eating something processed about a w...
by backslash
Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:52 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1052545

Re: Vending machine!

you get a bill.

I put in a handful of coins made extinct by the Euro.
by backslash
Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:43 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1444534

Re: Man Thread: BOLLOCKS!

I mean, you could have one hand down your pants and one on your gun (which is undoubtedly at your side at all times), but then how do you fend the raptor off long enough to fire? You got in serious shit for calling your weapon a "gun" in basic. As in Full-Metal-Jacket-run-around-the-bille...

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