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by joff
Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:48 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Who Dominates our forums?
Replies: 72
Views: 6567

Re: Who Dominates our forums?

Software Engineer, and in love with you all
by joff
Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:37 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK
Replies: 60
Views: 5038

Re: I OWE YOU £5, NAKED CHICK

Oh god.. can't believe I missed this....

however, I'm pretty sure I won't remember this thread even existing in the morning... but that's mainly due to me being pants-less and air-drumming to Opeth drunk. YEAH HOW ABOUT THAT MENTAL IMAGE
by joff
Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:15 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Actual Drnukenness!
Replies: 1358
Views: 342647

Re: The drnuk thread

Blaze o motherfucking glory ^^ reference to post from ages ago Just been at a gothic burlelsque / carbaret show... was awesome also, have fully passed from the stupid drunk phase right well into retarded drunk phase. Yusss/ I have achieved THE NEXT LEVEL Also, my friend Clara, is really goddamn cool...
by joff
Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:25 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post yo' gee-tar (Split from yo' fehs)
Replies: 141
Views: 8537

Re: Post yo' gee-tar (Split from yo' fehs)

My friend just got one of those Ibanez 8 String guitars Might have to kill him in his sleep and take it.....
by joff
Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:27 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2813776

Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Fess: I woke up this morning, and just didn't see any point in getting out of bed

.. I did manage it though... just
by joff
Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:50 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Actual Drnukenness!
Replies: 1358
Views: 342647

Re: The drnuk thread

no, that won't be happening tonight.... for that I will be sober
by joff
Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:38 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2813776

Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

fess: I just want to find some place where there are no people and just scream my lungs out, scream out all the pain and hurt and frustration and betrayal and bad things........

.... even if I could do that, none of it would go away :(
by joff
Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:30 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Actual Drnukenness!
Replies: 1358
Views: 342647

Re: The drnuk thread

ok... drunk as all hell......i've just spent an evening at some supposedly "exclusive" club, which was full of stupid stupid blonde girls with enormous boobs... I just hated it... stupid guys all pretending to be rich (I probably make more than most of them, but don't go round showing it o...
by joff
Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:55 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Things to do - Melbourne
Replies: 32
Views: 4744

Re: Things to do - Melbourne

The aforementioned cake shop is probably Brunettis

Also, check out the State library, the exhibition space up in the main dome is simply awesome

Polyester bookshop on Brunswick Street is a must, as is Minotaur down Elizabeth Street
by joff
Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:43 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2813776

Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

I'm at work, bored, and horny as hell.

And I can't do anything about it.
by joff
Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:31 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post yo' gee-tar (Split from yo' fehs)
Replies: 141
Views: 8537

Re: Post yo' fehs

/me misses his Jackson PS3 :(
by joff
Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:58 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Who owns a suit?
Replies: 70
Views: 7438

Re: Who owns a suit?

I've got one - hardly ever get the chance to wear it these days, despite being technically a 'consultant', my company is all very casual...

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by joff
Sun Aug 17, 2008 9:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 79342

Re: I never...

I've been to lots, including several summer outdoor, 3-day-and-night long dance music festivals

I have never ridden a motorbike (but hoping to correct that soon)
by joff
Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:53 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Over-engineering Things
Replies: 26
Views: 3959

Re: Over-engineering Things

What if computers of the future aren't x86 based... DID YOU THINK OF THAT? NO? WELL YOU'RE SCREWED NOW!
by joff
Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:21 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Can I morally get a digital watch?
Replies: 50
Views: 5680

Re: Can I morally get a digital watch?

Pfft all this fancy modern technology... no need for it...

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by joff
Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:34 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3034034

Re: Post yo' fehs

There really is an awful lot of pretty going around.... the potential combination of good looking and intelligent/geeky is something that I'm having trouble dealing with right now.....
by joff
Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:04 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3034034

Re: Post yo' fehs

Only on XKCD could the post-your-face thread end up with graphs....
by joff
Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:53 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2813776

Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NRA

Confession: Listening to "You, Me and the Sea" by The Gin Club starts the waterworks, every single time. I should stop listening to it but I can't.
by joff
Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:03 am UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Melbourne meet-up?
Replies: 449
Views: 111879

Re: Melbourne meet-up?

yeah, stick me down as a potential
by joff
Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:50 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9227883

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

A google image search for "knitted router" turned up nothing. You know what you have to do.

And, no, you didn't. Hi-5 :)
by joff
Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:54 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2813776

Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NRA

Anyway, today as I was driving to Murchison (maybe 120km from my house) to get my wallet, which I had left there yesterday, I got this idea that i should keep driving, all the way through to the west Coast. I know Westport, I have plenty of money for petrol, accomodation, food, pretty much anything...
by joff
Sun Jul 13, 2008 4:42 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1424993

Re: Man Thread: s/size/how you use it/

wst wrote:However, you lose points if you're paid to do it 10 times a day or more.

The other situation where that might happen, is if you were a porn star. I think you gain man points for that....
by joff
Sun Jul 13, 2008 4:34 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3034034

Re: Post yo' fehs

Looks like this has turned into "post yo' fehs (and axe)" http://lh4.ggpht.com/haxtheplanet/SHmFA7QTFyI/AAAAAAAADA4/uODcJRxbjhs/s800/IMG_0703.jpg I had a Jackson PS3 Half-V as well, but had to leave that behind in NZ :( :( But there's a big music shop down the road... thinking about a Les ...
by joff
Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:17 am UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: IDEs
Replies: 80
Views: 18915

Re: IDEs

I used to use Eclipse a lot for Java work... and vim for other things like Python and PHP work... My employer makes us all use IntelliJ IDEA, and having been using it for the last 6 months or so, I starting to like it better than Eclipse. (We do J2EE and Rails work in it). It's certainly a hell of a...
by joff
Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:14 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3034034

Re: Post yo' fehs

^^
Oh me yarm... Ok, so I'll have to admit to having season 1 of Danger Mouse on DVD.... :D :D

So Great :)
by joff
Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:35 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Squirrel problems
Replies: 23
Views: 2859

Re: Squirrel problems

Hopefully...
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by joff
Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:28 am UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Melbourne meet-up?
Replies: 449
Views: 111879

Re: Melbourne meet-up?

I've put my photos up here: http://picasaweb.google.com/haxtheplanet/Geohashing20080621
Most of them came out a bit blurry though :( Gnat, Tim? Did you end up with better ones?
by joff
Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:40 am UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Melbourne meet-up?
Replies: 449
Views: 111879

Re: Melbourne meet-up?

I've got one built into my phone :)
by joff
Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:24 am UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Melbourne meet-up?
Replies: 449
Views: 111879

Re: Melbourne meet-up?

I'm in.. but will need a ride if it's not somewhere easily accessible via public transport...
by joff
Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:05 am UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Melbourne meet-up?
Replies: 449
Views: 111879

Re: Melbourne meet-up?

Photos from the shuffle

Did anyone else go?
by joff
Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:04 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3034034

Re: Back to post yo' face

arcticfox.sq wrote:Also, xkcd:
Spoiler:
Image


*swoon*
by joff
Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:03 pm UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Melbourne meet-up?
Replies: 449
Views: 111879

Re: Melbourne meet-up?

I'm totally gonna attend the Zombie Shuffle.... next weekend should be fine for a meetup though
by joff
Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:38 am UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Melbourne meet-up?
Replies: 449
Views: 111879

Re: Melbourne meet-up?

FYI, I have no idea when she's here....
by joff
Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:32 am UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Melbourne meet-up?
Replies: 449
Views: 111879

Re: Melbourne meet-up?

I'm pretty keen for Sunday, for whatever really :-)

Is this related to Meowgan having a ticket to travel to Melbs?
by joff
Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:39 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Loser who can't meet people
Replies: 24
Views: 2654

Re: Loser who can't meet people

hmmm. Joff both of your suggestions seem quite.... perfect? I have heard of l3, but have never actually gone. And i have joined outofkilter. And CPIT night classes might work, the only problem is i do shift work, so one in 5 weeks i have to do nightshift. Oh well i might be able to make it work. Th...
by joff
Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:39 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8671
Views: 1832647

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Jorpho wrote:Gah, I spent too much time on this. There's no nifty XKCD font yet, is there?
Spoiler:
dream_girl_mod.jpg

This one made me laugh pretty hard. Actually, I think it's better than the original....

Also, Woo 100 posts :)
by joff
Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:01 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Loser who can't meet people
Replies: 24
Views: 2654

Re: Loser who can't meet people

In addition to my other (excellent) suggestions, perhaps take up night classes in something interesting? I'm pretty sure CPIT still do some for free (I did an introductory Spanish one there a couple of years ago it was a lot of fun...)
by joff
Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:52 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Wrath of Visa
Replies: 9
Views: 3359

Re: Wrath of Visa

Go back to your bank. It's actually the bank's job to handle all this stuff. Visa themselves actually really don't do anything except for providing banks the rules by which the banks and merchants have to operate by, and protocols so all the bank systems can communicate over Banks are (normally) onl...
by joff
Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:43 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Actual Drnukenness!
Replies: 1358
Views: 342647

Re: The drnuk thread

Amarantha wrote:I also make my own (Alberto's Locoto) chilli vodka for Bloody Marys :P

Oooo now that's an idea I can get behind..... wanna make me one?
by joff
Sat Jun 07, 2008 5:20 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Loser who can't meet people
Replies: 24
Views: 2654

Re: Loser who can't meet people

I used to live in Chch a little while ago... if you like LAN gaming, then I'd definitely check out L3.. http://www.l3.net.nz/ Also, if you like bands, then just go see gigs at the Dux or Wunderbar... always friendly people there... quite a few of them hang out on http://www.outofkilter.net/forum/ so...

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