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by Badion
Tue Sep 16, 2014 5:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2480877

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. They are all very clearly colored and they can be easily seen using an electron scanning microscope.

I wish the world was flat.
by Badion
Tue Sep 16, 2014 5:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 883869

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad News: All that caring has lead to some questionable attentions.
by Badion
Tue Apr 08, 2014 5:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2480877

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, you now have ADHD and no way to release the energy.

I wish the old gang was still on the forums.
by Badion
Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:21 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Create Your Own Nation
Replies: 221
Views: 57874

Re: Create Your Own Nation

Players will dictate the following Country Name: Gilhammond Government : Terrorist organization. Major cells have leaders that vote but there is a figure head. Ruler: Obfuscated. he exists, but his name, location, ethinicity is unknown Location: The world over. Small cells crop up from time to time....
by Badion
Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 307680

Re: Escape from Raptors

Between 2 and 2:30 pm they all crash excpet that one guy that had a second pot at like 1:45. Now his the most functional raptor and he hunts you down and eats you. I contact an advanced alien race. Convince them that the raptors are some sort of plague to their civilization. While the aliens are era...
by Badion
Thu Aug 08, 2013 3:59 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2480877

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, people get it and then scorn you for your dillusion that everyone has/owns/knows how to ride a bike.

I wish for us all to be transported, safely back to the 1300's anytime is good, barring a war zone or pit resulting in death.
by Badion
Fri Jul 12, 2013 5:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 883869

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good News: You acquire whatever tools are necessary and fix the need for gum...you nolonger need gum for anything and you stumbled upon some goo gone to rid yourself of the sticky substance. Additionally, your faith returns when you feel an ovwhelming warmth in your pants.
by Badion
Fri Jul 12, 2013 5:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rap Battle Thread!
Replies: 362
Views: 190513

Re: Rap Battle Thread!

Roband is back in full effect Spitting wicked rhymes at wicked times and criticizing my march of dimes and other rhymes this guys full throttle is like a mo-ped on downers even worse that steve martin in outoftowners In his avatar he has a picture of Rob Starks head but dude that guy was a wuss and ...
by Badion
Tue Jul 02, 2013 5:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2480877

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted: but now you understand all of those things the asian ladies are saying about you when you get your Mani-Pedi and that makes you miserable.

I wish Arrested Development had stayed canceled.
by Badion
Tue Jul 02, 2013 5:00 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 883869

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: your dramatic and sudden loss of faith makes you suicidal.
by Badion
Tue Jul 02, 2013 4:59 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rap Battle Thread!
Replies: 362
Views: 190513

Re: Rap Battle Thread!

I'm gonna necro this thread
Gonna get in your bed then ill get in your head
whoop your butt in the dark out back in the shed

Lets liven things up and spit wicked rhymes
Im lookin for the old boys to chime in like wind chimes
Lots of people need to contribute like the march of dimes
by Badion
Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:49 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 307680

Re: Escape from Raptors

You are lulled into a sense of security. The raptors develop a plan where you are required to run with scissors. Feeling invulnerable thanks to your epic helm and gauntlets you take off on a sprint, trip on a well placed root and stab yourself in the chest, puncturing your heart and killing yourself...
by Badion
Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Abridged Debate
Replies: 1185
Views: 148827

Re: Abridged Debate

Complete description of the Higgs Boson and all of its characteristics.
by Badion
Fri Jul 06, 2012 2:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 281042

Re: Attack and Defend

I defend with pondering my existence

I attack with Zeno's paradox.
by Badion
Fri Jul 06, 2012 2:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 307680

Re: Escape from Raptors

That belief turned out to be false and you are as weak as ever having ingested a parasite from the raptor flesh.

I leave. I just leave.
by Badion
Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:57 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Abridged Debate
Replies: 1185
Views: 148827

Re: Abridged Debate

Thrust!
by Badion
Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:57 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 883869

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: The smell of peaches distracts him from the current problem.
by Badion
Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:56 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2480877

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, they are massive and a huge inconvenience

I wish for the hammer of Thor!
by Badion
Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Forum Nation
Replies: 95
Views: 20798

Re: Forum Nation

Massive delay is exploration for gasses. We were using hamsters in round glass balls with holes to see if the caverns contained poisonous gasses. We rolled Lenny, that was his name, down a cavern tunnel and waited for him to return. We waited nearly a day before we decided to roll another down to ch...
by Badion
Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:57 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Forum Nation
Replies: 95
Views: 20798

Re: Forum Nation

Weekly powered flight report: We have decided to use a bicycle to power the propeller. We are currently looking for a world class bicyclist.

Weekly escape gravity report: We are abandoning the bicycle method here.
by Badion
Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Forum Nation
Replies: 95
Views: 20798

Re: Forum Nation

Witht he addition of the Magi we have begun our mission. We are entering a dormant volcano and using the deep tunnels to explore into the vast caves that exist. When we find an element we will capture it in newly developed containers we call jars and we will bring it back to the surface for experime...
by Badion
Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:52 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Forum Nation
Replies: 95
Views: 20798

Re: Forum Nation

It is my sad duty to report the deaths of two flight test engineers. Despite our best efforts we failed to account for the abrupt ending to the land masses and did not provide flotation devices. Engineer Swanson and Engineer Greatswimmer have both drowned. On a happier note we have found the formula...
by Badion
Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:08 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Forum Nation
Replies: 95
Views: 20798

Re: Forum Nation

Good News All. It has been under some time since my last report and I am pleased to bring you the following. We first began trying to break the pull of gravity by using water pressure. This resulted in a numerous soakings of top flight technicians and despite our best efforts several unplanned pool ...
by Badion
Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Create your own Country
Replies: 721
Views: 85041

Re: Create your own Country

message from Phoenix scientist from the alien craft. "two days"
by Badion
Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Neverending Analogy
Replies: 86
Views: 11933

Re: The Neverending Analogy

Solving the Scooby Doo adventure before the gang does is like drinking coffee from a cup, by 18 you should be able to do it with out complaining.
by Badion
Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2480877

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, there is A Grand Unified Theory but you do not understand it and therefore have found it to be less helpful than the previous state.

I wish for an objection.
by Badion
Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Forum Nation
Replies: 95
Views: 20798

Re: Forum Nation

I would like to be a member of the council for the research into space exploration. My role would begin with the research surrounding breaking the pull of gravity. I would be happy to report to the Court Scientist in this matter.
by Badion
Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4275
Views: 542881

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's Father. Sorry for the spoiler.
by Badion
Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:24 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Neverending Analogy
Replies: 86
Views: 11933

Re: The Neverending Analogy

Being a swinger is like being a shark, you eat a lot of strange fish.
by Badion
Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 883869

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good News: there are seeing eye dogs that can help.
by Badion
Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:00 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Insult the poster below you :(
Replies: 1136
Views: 134606

Re: Insult the poster below you :(

I can't time the jump right!

The NP finds Firefly offensive
by Badion
Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:58 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 281042

Re: Attack and Defend

Defend with burn ointment

Attack NP with dirty keyboard
by Badion
Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:57 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Neverending Analogy
Replies: 86
Views: 11933

Re: The Neverending Analogy

putting on pants is like throwing a baseball, you have to step into both.
by Badion
Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4275
Views: 542881

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

SHOOT! SHOOT! SHOOT!.....why didn't you shoot?
by Badion
Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Abridged Debate
Replies: 1185
Views: 148827

Re: Abridged Debate

Rant about the humanity of man and the hunger games.
by Badion
Sat Jun 23, 2012 4:30 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 883869

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad News: It sounds like the brown note
by Badion
Sat Jun 23, 2012 4:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2480877

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, you soil yourself and feel a moment of relief.

I wish for a shorter day.
by Badion
Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 281042

Re: Attack and Defend

I block with a shield of misguided children


I attack NP with reruns of Doll House.
by Badion
Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:08 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4275
Views: 542881

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

I like my hat
by Badion
Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:08 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Abridged Debate
Replies: 1185
Views: 148827

Re: Abridged Debate

statement about rick rolling that shows i love that song.

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