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by shizam
Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:11 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: 126 Things Adam is No Longer Allowed to do at School (9-29)
Replies: 138
Views: 17424

Re: 126 Things Adam is No Longer Allowed to do at School (9-29)

Just some ideas 1. Get a syringe (minus needle) or similar device. Mix both tubes of epoxy glue with a little rubbing alcohol. You now have about half an hour to fill locks, door jambs, etc. before glue hardens. If you can't get the epoxy glue and syringe a tube of airplane cement can also be used a...
by shizam
Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:17 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: High School bathroom graffiti: intellectualized
Replies: 246
Views: 96214

Re: High School bathroom graffiti: intellectualized

Klapaucius wrote:I wonder if that dude responds in that way to every philosophical treatise.

"A republic based on Platonic ideals? Try it, bitch, I'll f-ck your sh-t up."


Oh God, I would love him forever.
by shizam
Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:11 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: High School bathroom graffiti: intellectualized
Replies: 246
Views: 96214

Re: High School bathroom graffiti: intellectualized

This involved multiple trips to the bathroom. Our school has a surprising lack of graffiti so it was actually left pretty intact. *Ahem* You see my friend, Schopenhauer equated all of reality with Man's Wille zum Leben, a theory which asserts that Man's ultimate goal is self preservation and reprodu...
by shizam
Wed Nov 05, 2008 7:15 am UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: Things to post on a mathematician's wall
Replies: 10
Views: 2058

Re: Things to post on a mathematician's wall

write little jokes on the wall. " Hey, did you hear about the mathematician who went to the beach? He became a tangent." Did you hear about his partner? He became a cotangent." "What did the acorn say when it grew up? Geometry" "Why do so many people confuse Christmas a...
by shizam
Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:49 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Show the world your desktop! [Mommy, what's 56K?]
Replies: 2356
Views: 438436

Re: Show the world your desktop! [Killing 56K since January]

Spoiler:
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Fuck, I love Gmod.
by shizam
Sat Oct 25, 2008 5:16 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1425207

Re: Boy Thread: All the good names were taken

Spoiler:
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yet another reason to have a beard.
by shizam
Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:20 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1425207

Re: Boy Thread: All the good names were taken

Absinthe. The illegality of the thing is what makes it so delicious.
by shizam
Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:14 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Top 10 Artists
Replies: 248
Views: 164267

Re: Top 10 Artists

in no particular order

Man or Astroman
Les Claypool's Frog Brigade
People in Planes
Lydia
Bob Dylan
DeVotchka
The Snake The Cross the Crown
Rush
Dream Theater
Camel
by shizam
Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:37 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: the most depressing song: help me find it!
Replies: 220
Views: 20669

Re: the most depressing song: help me find it!

Beck's Sea Change is easily one of the most depressing CD's ever.
Also, anything by Elliot Smith.
by shizam
Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:17 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: "Ouch" moments in school
Replies: 514
Views: 54730

Re: "Ouch" moments in school

In 3rd grade, we were given an assignment where we had to name as many words as we could that began with the letter O within a certain time limit. I had been playing "Ocarina of Time" so I put down Ocarina as one of my words. When we stood up and and started naming off our words, the teach...
by shizam
Tue May 20, 2008 3:56 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: History paper: help me rebel against incompetence!
Replies: 12
Views: 1769

Re: History paper: help me rebel against incompetence!

Why alien invasions? Seriously, you could do something that has so much more bullshit and is so much easier to justify, like youth culture being an enemy for the older, more traditional generation to continually fight against, creating a sort of 1984 War is Peace scenario. Or, you know, some other c...
by shizam
Wed May 07, 2008 8:31 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1425207

Re: Man Thread: I hear eunuching, but you can't come in

When I enter a restroom, I always pee in th urinal right next to the person. I then try to start a conversation which usually involves some variant of the phrase "piss buddy"
by shizam
Tue May 06, 2008 2:54 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2814230

Re: Confessional Thread - A black hole of emu

Confession: I'm physically able to argue in my sleep
by shizam
Tue May 06, 2008 1:54 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Family talk?
Replies: 26
Views: 2833

Re: Family talk?

The last time my parents and I talked was when I came out.
by shizam
Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:36 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Teachers that cannot teach
Replies: 473
Views: 69423

Re: Teachers that cannot teach

Our only grades this year have been vocab quizzes. So, I know the book's definition of polarization, but that's more memorization and regurgitation than actual understanding.
by shizam
Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:31 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Teachers that cannot teach
Replies: 473
Views: 69423

Re: Teachers that cannot teach

My physics teacher told us on the first day of class that her class would involve absolutely no math.
*sigh*
by shizam
Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:18 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Who the dickens are you?
Replies: 10922
Views: 2378783

Re: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD

Hi.

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