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by Metazoan
Thu Jan 01, 2015 12:42 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106997
Views: 47298675

Re: 1190: "Time"

Ah, I was spotted. I was trying to type vewy vewy quietly. Hi HAL, thanks for the E N H A N C E . I suspect the intended recipient would have managed though. Yay, BlitzGirl http://forums.xkcd.com/download/file.php?id=43258 Hi, Metazoan! Thanks for posting. It's been quite some Time since we've seen ...
by Metazoan
Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:23 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106997
Views: 47298675

Re: 1190: "Time"

(Hugs) from the basement. P.S. did you used to be a 2N3055?
by Metazoan
Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:56 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106997
Views: 47298675

Re: 1190: "Time"

Hi,

'something'
by Metazoan
Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:40 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106997
Views: 47298675

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

I like lurking here; it makes me feel sane.
by Metazoan
Wed May 09, 2012 5:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2351047

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Congratulations, you are now a very content mangelwurzel who has no need of a Raspberry Pi.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mangelwurzel

I wish I could do links properly.

Without growing up, that is.
by Metazoan
Wed May 09, 2012 1:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2303
Views: 293671

Re: Escape from Raptors

Ha! They are way ahead of you.

For many years now they have been cloning copies of you and releasing you into the wild for their sport.

There is no escape.


I am trying the old 'putting a lampshade on my head and standing still' trick.
by Metazoan
Wed May 09, 2012 1:08 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 91803
Views: 7012754

Re: Count to a Million

39024
by Metazoan
Wed May 09, 2012 1:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Professor Farnsworth's Secrets of the Universe
Replies: 32
Views: 38437

Re: Professor Farnsworth's Secrets of the Universe

They are taking the mick! There is pee coming from the knee of the sick little tick on the funny little bunny in the land of rubber bands in the world in the hand of the god playing in the scrimmage in the image in the pattern in the abnormality in the formality of the regs written on the egg on the...
by Metazoan
Sat May 05, 2012 11:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Random bitstream! (000zerozero000000zero)
Replies: 1947
Views: 229250

Re: Random bitstream! (000zerozero000000zero)

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by Metazoan
Sat May 05, 2012 11:36 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 91803
Views: 7012754

Re: Count to a Million

39000
by Metazoan
Sat May 05, 2012 11:34 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2303
Views: 293671

Re: Escape from Raptors

Yeeeesssss!!!!!

I killed my first Raptor.

Using my trusty .44 magnum I blew its head clean off.

It was slower than usual, strange....

Why does it have a zipper up the front?

Ho hum...

Five left,

Do you feel lucky, Raptor?
by Metazoan
Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 154372

Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

if you do that, I'll tear a small hole in all of your tea-bags.
by Metazoan
Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Random bitstream! (000zerozero000000zero)
Replies: 1947
Views: 229250

Re: Random bitstream! (000zerozero000000zero)

1

I just had a look at Nomic, I think I'm washing my hair that night.
by Metazoan
Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:32 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw
Replies: 1637
Views: 154417

Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Anti-you.
by Metazoan
Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:26 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2303
Views: 293671

Re: Escape from Raptors

You find them.

They eat you.



I lure them into my garden shed.
by Metazoan
Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:24 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11236
Views: 965464

Re: Vending machine!

You get a green flash.

I feed in some electricity from my new atomic pile.
by Metazoan
Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:21 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 91803
Views: 7012754

Re: Count to a Million

38468
by Metazoan
Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:19 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 332985

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I take the atomic pile and leave a promissory note for a towel, a box of cereal, and a flashlight together with 100 I.Q. points.

There is now a promissory note for a towel, a box of cereal, and a flashlight and 100 I.Q. points.
by Metazoan
Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2351047

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted.

I deduct 100 points from your I.Q.

They start to sound interesting and you decide to vote for the one who can tie their shoelaces.


I now wish I could afford to move house.
by Metazoan
Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:21 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Random bitstream! (000zerozero000000zero)
Replies: 1947
Views: 229250

Re: Random bitstream! (000zerozero000000zero)

0
by Metazoan
Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 91803
Views: 7012754

Re: Count to a Million

38456

Just being mean.

Now you can't silently edit your post :twisted:

Can I sue BHG for bringing out my latent bad side?
by Metazoan
Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 91803
Views: 7012754

Re: Count to a Million

38453

This is a bit like the Victorian penal system.
by Metazoan
Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:59 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2351047

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted.

You mix your Quark and anti-Quark and dissapear in a blinding flash.

To be replaced by a large smoking hole in the ground.


I wish a small bird hadn't built a nest in my garden shed. It attacks me each time I try to go in.
by Metazoan
Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:44 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Random bitstream! (000zerozero000000zero)
Replies: 1947
Views: 229250

Re: Random bitstream! (000zerozero000000zero)

0
by Metazoan
Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:42 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hugs!
Replies: 30338
Views: 1673629

Re: Hugs!

Metazoan hugs any physical chemists in the room.

Non-physical ones will have to make do with a wave.



Edit: Sorry cjmcjmcjmcjm, I messed up my inter-thread links (I'm not five yet):-
cjmcjmcjmcjm in http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?p=2971159#p2971159 wrote:There's always physical chemists who get to study cuddling.
by Metazoan
Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:38 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 91803
Views: 7012754

Re: Count to a Million

38451

BombSite_A, I think you will have to hang around quite a while for us to get as far as 8,683,317,618,811,886,495,518,194,401,279,999,999
by Metazoan
Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:31 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 154372

Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

You don't scare me.

If you even think of doing that, I will sharpen all the edges of your wrapping paper.
by Metazoan
Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 91803
Views: 7012754

Re: Count to a Million

38436

Tricky is good.

Perhaps they just come to see if they can find the secret of this thread.

Of course they never will.

Unless they join.

Then they are doomed.
by Metazoan
Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:25 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 91803
Views: 7012754

Re: Count to a Million

38433

Were you being tricky? I nearly miscounted.

Apart from the number, I see users viewing this thread but not posting.

Whats to look at?
by Metazoan
Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 154372

Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Do that and I'll cut a notch across the side of your brand new roll of adhesive tape.

You'll never enjoy wrapping presents again.
by Metazoan
Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Random bitstream! (000zerozero000000zero)
Replies: 1947
Views: 229250

Re: Random bitstream! (000zerozero000000zero)

0
by Metazoan
Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 91803
Views: 7012754

Re: Count to a Million

38431

That's odd.
by Metazoan
Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11236
Views: 965464

Re: Vending machine!

You get a large bill from a carpet cleaning company.

I put in an IOU for a bottle of brandy, a box of matches and a spoon.

I suspect I don't want to be holding that lot when the IOU comes due.

Maybe I should have been a banker.
by Metazoan
Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:15 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1039: "RuBisCO"
Replies: 122
Views: 39055

Re: 1039: "RuBisCO"

Too much information, thret,

Can I borrow your pineapple?
by Metazoan
Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:13 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1039: "RuBisCO"
Replies: 122
Views: 39055

Re: 1039: "RuBisCO"

Congratulations cjmcjmcjmcjm, but do spare a thought for those less fortunate.

There are all those inorgasmic chemists who need love too.
by Metazoan
Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 91803
Views: 7012754

Re: Count to a Million

38409

It makes me happy that you're glad I'm glad.
by Metazoan
Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 91803
Views: 7012754

Re: Count to a Million

38407

I'm glad that I can contribute something worthwhile to this forum.
by Metazoan
Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Random bitstream! (000zerozero000000zero)
Replies: 1947
Views: 229250

Re: Random bitstream! (000zerozero000000zero)

0
by Metazoan
Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 91803
Views: 7012754

Re: Count to a Million

38405
by Metazoan
Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:59 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2351047

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Your new language sounds exactly the same as your native one except that the meaning is exactly opposite. This means that although you speak both fluently, you now cannot even put together a coherent thought and speech becomes the least of your problems. I wish for a bottle of brandy, a box...

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