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10 minutes - 36 ++ 2.5 hours - 0 -- 10 minutes wins! Next: US Presidents. As there are a lot of them, you can heal three and hurt three per turn until we're down to 30 Presidents, and then you can heal two and hurt two per turn until we're down to 15 Presidents. At which point we continue as normal....

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10 minutes - 33 ++
2.5 hours - 5 --

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I identify the woman.

Pile calling Mission Control. We have a loose polecat--repeat, a loose polecat--on board. Queen Elizabeth II is whistling on the stern bridge and is in possession of our bow. Over.

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I didn't choose to be this way

It just happened... one moment I was a cute pony, the next I found myself a herd of cats.

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New avatar from The Snide Sniper:

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Rainbow Dash doesn't have a bird head

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flicky1991 wrote:Welcome back to the thread, patzer.

Thanks!

And thanks for making me into a griffin.

I thought this particular griffin suited you

He's called Gallus, and from [spoiler redacted].

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I have no idea which subfora are counted and which aren't. Wow, that is an extremely detailed breakdown. If I recall correctly, everything counts except FG 1 and FaiD 1 . Apparently that moves 9 of your posts into the "Counted" group. 1 including subforums That can't be correct– I've coun...

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Possibly, but I'd get a headache if I got up so suddenly to go into the garage to get it. Whether I could do it in fifteen seconds depends on how long it takes to unlock the garage.

A card?

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I have no idea which subfora are counted and which aren't. This is my best guess: ______________ Individual XKCD Comic threads: 325 What If?: 2 News and Articles: 1 Serious Business: 0 Dear SB: 0 General: 59 Love, Sex, and Relationships: 0 Member Interviews: 6 Mathematics: 4 Science: 2 Fictional Sci...

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yes i am grill

A microwave?

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Solution: Unless I'm misunderstanding it, this puzzle seems fairly trivial. Just do it from left to right– there's always a number you can use. One solution is 444456648. I'd estimate that there would be approximately 2756 possible solutions to this puzzle ( = 10^9 / 9! ). Would ...

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Cornbread -> Bread -> Dough

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Can you bring the nailclippers over w

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I haven't done a test, but as far as I know it's pretty boring. 1/2 English (from my dad), 1/4 unknown (maternal grandmother was adopted), and 1/8 Welsh and 1/8 Irish (both from maternal grandfather).

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Nooope, wasn’t born. (You guys are old !!!) Oooh, a real-life example of this xkcd ! :P (I don't remember 9/11 either- I was three years old when it happened. I remember some stuff from when I was three but not that) A person you voted for this year made it into office. Nope! I haven't voted this y...

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I don't know!

You remember when 9/11 happened.

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Quartz -> Rock

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Yep. Though I haven't read any lately...

You are heterosexual.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyv0J_luOIQ

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In another realm, in a different world, in a higher dimension, lay a Being. An incorporeal Being of light and goodness. She was the epitome of everything that was right and good and joyous. For as long as the presence of humans had graced the world, she had been observed. She had been seen in many f...

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Abracadabra– an 11-letter word that doesn't involve only pawn moves.

1. a3 b6 2. Ra2 c5 3. a4 d5 4. a5 b5 5. Ra3

Edit: aww, sorry, I misread the question, apparently piece letters are discounted. That's not as interesting!

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Nope.

It is the morning where you are.

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Um, we don't do (sufficient) dedup now . Unicode is full of duplicates, some for well meaning reasons, but none the less undesirable and troublesome. Oh, that explains it. I had wondered why there are two identical aubergine emoji unicode characters. wikipedia article history 1 , wikipedia article ...

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Maybe since there aren't new What-If's anymore, the Forums link could reappear on the main page? It would be quite easy to include both the forums link and the What If link there if you wanted to. I suspect that the people running the xkcd forum simply don't want to advertise it on the front page o...

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1. d4 Nf6 2. Bf4 g6 3. Nc3 Bg7 4. e4 d6
5. Be2 O-O 6. h4 c6 7. h5 b5 8. a3 a5
9. Qd2 Re8 10. hxg6 fxg6 11. Nf3 Bg4 12. Ng5 Bxe2
13. Ne6 Qd7 14. Nxg7 Kxg7 15. Qxe2 Na6 16. e5 Ng8
17. e6 Qc8 18. O-O-O Nc7 19. Rde1 Rf8 20. Qe3 Rf6
21. Rxh7+ Kf8 22. Bh6+ Ke8 23. Rh8 Qxe6 24. Qxe6

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This is such a difficult question. Doing a top ten seemed way too restrictive, so I did a top 100. I still had to miss out loads of really good bands though, took ages deciding which bands had to be omitted from the list simply because there wasn't enough space :/ Anyway, the list. ⋅ Edwa...

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(got a bit carried away calculating)

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1. d4 d5 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 c6 4. e3 Nf6 5. Nf3 Nbd7 6. Qc2 Be7 7. Bd3 dxc4 8. Bxc4 b5 9. Bd3 Bb7 10. a4 a6 11. Bd2 Rc8 12. axb5 cxb5 13. Qb1 Qc7 14. e4 h6 15. O-O O-O 16. Rc1 Qb6 17. h3 Rfd8 18. Be3 Ba8 19. Qa2 b4 20. Na4 Qa5 21. Rxc8 Rxc8 22. Qb1 Qd8 23. b3 a5 24. Nb2 Nb8 25. Ne5 Nfd7 26. Nxd7 Nxd7 2...

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