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by Jimmons
Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:00 am UTC
Forum: Hardware
Topic: Circuit Bending
Replies: 2
Views: 1593

Re: Circuit Bending

Thanks dood. You rock.
by Jimmons
Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:48 am UTC
Forum: Hardware
Topic: Circuit Bending
Replies: 2
Views: 1593

Circuit Bending

Circuit bending, the great psuedo-science. It may be rather dumb, but I think it's kind of nifty. You see, people, I have an old kiddie keyboard from my diaper days(about ten years ago) and nothing to do with it. It's in too high of a key to be of any use in any weird musical way, and it's old. So, ...
by Jimmons
Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:34 pm UTC
Forum: Fit Club
Topic: It's That Time of Year Again(Now with PIX OMGOMG!)
Replies: 5
Views: 1087

Re: It's That Time of Year Again(Now with PIX OMGOMG!)

Gunfingers wrote:Keep up the good work. And maybe add some of this.

Screw that.
The man-hair gets the laydeez
by Jimmons
Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:17 pm UTC
Forum: Fit Club
Topic: It's That Time of Year Again(Now with PIX OMGOMG!)
Replies: 5
Views: 1087

Re: It's That Time of Year Again

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This is now
by Jimmons
Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:40 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Student Quotes
Replies: 869
Views: 206976

Re: Awesome Student Quotes

We have been arguing about a math problem for a good few minutes. Teacher: Hmm, maybe you could multiply by three times log(x)... Student: No, 'cause then you'd be dividing by zero over at <part of equation>. Very Smart Student: DIVIDE BY LOG!!!! Not log(x) or log(y) or anything. Just Log. Our clas...
by Jimmons
Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:32 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Student Quotes
Replies: 869
Views: 206976

Re: Awesome Student Quotes

In my Dual Enrollment American History class, my teacher was talking about Eisenhower's politcal slogan,"I like Ike". Somebody asked how you get "Ike" from "Dwight", and we went through this whole thing. Finally, I said,"Well, it doesn't always make sense. It's lik...
by Jimmons
Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:26 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Impeachment
Replies: 45
Views: 4960

Re: Impeachment

So many presidents have done so much worse and gotten away with it. So your argument is, because previous presidents have acted contrary to the law and were not punished, we should no longer even bother to hold our president to the law anymore. It would be fallacy to impeach Bush. So what fallacy i...
by Jimmons
Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:22 am UTC
Forum: Fit Club
Topic: It's That Time of Year Again(Now with PIX OMGOMG!)
Replies: 5
Views: 1087

It's That Time of Year Again(Now with PIX OMGOMG!)

Alright, friends. I have lost about 50 pounds in about two years. I've gone from a size 38 to 33, an xlarge to a medium, and 220 pounds to 160. My problem is that I'm very flabby. I have a bit of tits, that thing where my stomach flops over(I wear pants big enough to go over it, though) and just am ...
by Jimmons
Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:04 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Best Concert You've Been To
Replies: 334
Views: 35359

Re: Best Concert You've Been To

*clicks on link* Whoa, Jay Z is playing Glastonbury?? That's uh... unexpected. Oh man, the "Other Stage" looks amazing! Granted, the only two names I saw were We Are Scientists and Ben Folds. Although, now that I see the Wombats, Scouting For Girls and Mark Ronson, I'm beginning to not li...
by Jimmons
Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:02 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Best Concert You've Been To
Replies: 334
Views: 35359

Re: Best Concert You've Been To

ACL 2007 (Austin City Limits Festival 2007) finally after many failed attempts i was able to see Blonde Redhead. after waiting almost a decade, i was able to see Björk in concert. both bands on the same day. great day for me. of course this ties with seeing Rush and Radiohead live. damn i have been...
by Jimmons
Sat Jun 21, 2008 4:57 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Best Concert You've Been To
Replies: 334
Views: 35359

Re: Best Concert You've Been To

The Sword with The Stinking Lizaveta was AMAZING. Lizaveta are such amazing musicians, and the Sword just have such presence. The whole club came alive. It was brilliant. Then, after that, Iron Butterfly, which was the perfomance that made me realize I wanted to do music. I saw them at a Hippiefest ...
by Jimmons
Sat Jun 21, 2008 4:51 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Impeachment
Replies: 45
Views: 4960

Re: Impeachment

It would be stupid to impeach Bush. So many presidents have done so much worse and gotten away with it. Reagan got away with the whole Nicaragua thing, Wilson by entering WWI underhandly, Wilson by installing severly bigotted taxes, Wilson by starting the League of Nations, Wilson for the Versailles...
by Jimmons
Sat Jun 21, 2008 4:43 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Going to College Soon, So Here Comes Problems
Replies: 17
Views: 2117

Re: Going to College Soon, So Here Comes Problems

It's been theorized that smart people have trouble communicating with others becuase they're smarter. I can't find the site right now, so it may be pure bs, but rest assured, I'm not to bright, and I'm going into the sciences. (I have yet to take any good courses since my college has stupid pre req...
by Jimmons
Sat Jun 21, 2008 4:36 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Anti-jokes
Replies: 185
Views: 19573

Re: Anti-jokes

In Iraq a platoon of soldiers is deployed to excort a convoy from Tikrit to Baghad. Well, they go through the trip with very few, but still minor, delays. Come the last mile of the journey, the platoon is ambushed by a band of renegade insurgents. The fighters fight valiantly, but in the end are all...
by Jimmons
Sat Jun 21, 2008 4:25 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Anti-jokes
Replies: 185
Views: 19573

Re: Anti-jokes

A guy walks into a bar with a cheeseburger on his head.
The bartender asks him,"Hey man, why do you have a cheese burger on your head?"
And the guy says,"It's a tradition. Every monday, I wear a cheese burger on my head."
And the bartender says,"But it's TUESDAY!"
by Jimmons
Sat Jun 21, 2008 4:23 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Going to College Soon, So Here Comes Problems
Replies: 17
Views: 2117

Re: Going to College Soon, So Here Comes Problems

Not only that, but they tend to be supah jeenyuses, and I only have a 136 IQ. ...so you're "only" smarter than ~96% of the people on the planet. No wonder theres problems recruiting for STEM programs... If that is the case, then there is a glitch in the system. It seems like everybody I t...
by Jimmons
Sat Jun 21, 2008 4:21 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Going to College Soon, So Here Comes Problems
Replies: 17
Views: 2117

Re: Going to College Soon, So Here Comes Problems

IQ is a useless measurement anyway. And that's assuming you took a test that attempts to do it properly in the first place. Well, that is said, and then I look at some news story and a twleve year old with an IQ of 200 is building a goddamn nuke or something and at that age I was learning how to pr...
by Jimmons
Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:54 pm UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: Mexican Scientists Use Tequila to Make Diamonds
Replies: 12
Views: 1988

Re: Mexican Scientists Use Tequila to Make Diamonds

If you use vodka instead of tequila, you get quartz.
If you use Jack Daniels, you get jasper.
If you use jose cuervo, you get wet silicon.
by Jimmons
Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:21 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Let's ruin songs with knowledge!
Replies: 782
Views: 66311

Re: Let's ruin songs with knowledge!

Recording a song while being in a state of free fall is not possible. I'm going to challenge you on that one. If the equipment is also free-fallin', everything should maintain the right position relative to you and you'd be able to record the song. Or you could be free-fallin' with a microphone tra...
by Jimmons
Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:17 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Let's ruin songs with knowledge!
Replies: 782
Views: 66311

Re: Let's ruin songs with knowledge!

In all honesty, if you "Burn the Witch", she will not die by actual engulfing in flames. In fact, suffocation and heat stroke are much more likely to kill any sort of witches. Also, witches aren't real.
by Jimmons
Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:59 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Going to College Soon, So Here Comes Problems
Replies: 17
Views: 2117

Going to College Soon, So Here Comes Problems

So, I'm going off to Santa Fe Community College, a subsidary to the University of Florida. My grades are well above the level of acceptance, and my SAT score, a 1200 without bothering to study, are above the benchmark of 1000, so I could go to UF, and I'm in the top 20, so every florida school must ...

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