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by LID919
Wed Nov 27, 2013 3:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 10993
Views: 805955

Re: Vending machine!

You get a real 10 USD note.

I put in a two vhs tape collector's edition of Jurassic Park.
by LID919
Tue Nov 26, 2013 5:07 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 243187

Re: Attack and Defend

I defend by writing a program that computes the best option for any life altering choice.

I attack by compressing NP into their Schwarzschild radius.
by LID919
Tue Nov 26, 2013 5:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Strange but false
Replies: 544
Views: 57414

Re: Strange but false

The programming language C++ was developed because of a lack of increment operator in the C programming language.
by LID919
Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:55 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 136510

Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

How dare you! I'll edit your compiler so you always get the same error message!

Have fun debugging now!
by LID919
Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:39 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 10993
Views: 805955

Re: Vending machine!

You get Tomlidich the first.

I put in Tomlidich the first.
by LID919
Tue Sep 03, 2013 12:04 am UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Enders Game:The Movie
Replies: 23
Views: 8619

Re: Enders Game Trailer

Ender's game is one of my favorite books. I really enjoyed the ender series, and love the shadow series. However, I think that this movie will be an incredible disappointment. Here is a rant I posted on Facebook a few days ago: Warning, this may contain spoilers for the plot of the book, and the boo...
by LID919
Fri Jul 19, 2013 4:19 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 105933
Views: 35709807

Re: 1190: "Time"

So how much longer will this have to run before it breaks the world record for largest comic ? Each frame is 7 X 10 cm, and there are 2924 frames so far, giving a total area of 2046.8 m 2 Adding one frame of area 0.7 m 2 approximately every half hour (is it still at that rate? It was when it started...
by LID919
Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:33 am UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: Setting up Java support in Microsoft Visual Studio 2012
Replies: 0
Views: 2272

Setting up Java support in Microsoft Visual Studio 2012

I started as a C++ programmer, and Visual studio has worked splendedly for me. However, I recently have wanted to branch out to C# and Java. Visual studio supports C# and I now have some experience with it, but it does not support Java. Does anyone have any tips for me to allow Visual Studio to be u...
by LID919
Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:47 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 105933
Views: 35709807

Re: 1190: "Time"

Finally posting here to join this piece of xkcd history. I've been watching both the progression of the comic, and of this thread, and it reminds me why I love the xkcd world so much. Not only for the genious comic that Randal creates, but the fanbase that has developed here. Without further adeu, h...
by LID919
Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:23 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25706
Views: 1975077

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Your wish is granted, but the prosecution has a great lawyer. You know what they say:

they wrote:A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.


I wish that I already had all the credits I needed to graduate from my university.
by LID919
Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:25 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1188: "Bonding"
Replies: 108
Views: 22046

Re: 1188: "Bonding"

Being a C++ programmer, at first I was thinking, "What the hell is this?" But then I remembered some code a Java programmer buddy of mine showed me, realized it was Java, and saw the joke. For those who know a bit of programming and can translate Java, it is quite the pun. //EDIT: And as f...
by LID919
Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:49 pm UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: best Linux distro to use, and how to get it on there
Replies: 12
Views: 4630

Re: best Linux distro to use, and how to get it on there

After succeding in replacing windows 7 with Ubuntu on that netbook, I've been thinking of installing it for dual boot on my main laptop. I'm in the process of backing up all my files now, and was just curious if anyone has any advice. I've looked up some online guides, but is there anything you woul...
by LID919
Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 10993
Views: 805955

Re: Vending machine!

You get a Where's Waldo? book.

I put in a pointer to a string.
by LID919
Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:59 pm UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: best Linux distro to use, and how to get it on there
Replies: 12
Views: 4630

Re: best Linux distro to use, and how to get it on there

I went with Ubuntu in the end, and used unetbootin to get it on there. I have gotten a lot of reccomendations for it from various sources, and it seems to be the name that is out there the most. It works great and my sis already proclaims to like it better than Windows, so, success.
by LID919
Sun Mar 17, 2013 6:29 pm UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: best Linux distro to use, and how to get it on there
Replies: 12
Views: 4630

Re: best Linux distro to use, and how to get it on there

Well, I would just like to thank all of you. Thanks to you, I have successfuly installed Linux, and things did not turn out like this.
by LID919
Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:01 pm UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: best Linux distro to use, and how to get it on there
Replies: 12
Views: 4630

Re: best Linux distro to use, and how to get it on there

Thanks for the advice everyone. Next I simply need to know, how do I go about completely nuking the computer from its current state? There are no personal files or anything else woth keeping on the machine, the only things on it are a few viruses, and so i just want to totally kill it, removing wind...
by LID919
Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:02 pm UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: best Linux distro to use, and how to get it on there
Replies: 12
Views: 4630

best Linux distro to use, and how to get it on there

//EDIT: Done, Linux successfuly installed on computer described here, see later post for new info. I've been a Windows user my whole life. I have worked before in a UNIX environment however through my School (I'm a freshman comp-sci student), and with cygwin. I wish to finally jump on the bandwagon ...
by LID919
Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25706
Views: 1975077

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Your wish is granted, but your computer can't display then.

I wish I could read the mind of any person I chose.
by LID919
Sat Mar 09, 2013 2:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can You Count?
Replies: 2411
Views: 198118

Re: Can You Count?

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by LID919
Fri Mar 08, 2013 6:17 am UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Coding: Fleeting Thoughts
Replies: 9848
Views: 1708977

Re: Coding: Fleeting Thoughts

Since it's an easy remove with a rm text* command, I think it's not that bad. Plus I was going to use a finite number, not an infinite loop for anything I send.
by LID919
Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:57 am UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Coding: Fleeting Thoughts
Replies: 9848
Views: 1708977

Re: Coding: Fleeting Thoughts

Thanks. I've not had much experience with fstream beyond the absolute basic. Wanted to send a joke exe to a programmer buddy of mine, but needed to ensure that anything I sent would be harmless.
by LID919
Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:23 am UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Coding: Fleeting Thoughts
Replies: 9848
Views: 1708977

Re: Coding: Fleeting Thoughts

Sorry to interrupt, but I had a quick question. Say I write a c++ program with an infinite loop and within the loop it creates text files (with different names, text0.txt, text1.txt. . .) What will happen if the hard drive runs out of space to store these? (unlikely, I know, but just curious) Will i...
by LID919
Wed Mar 06, 2013 3:47 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: the duplicate game game
Replies: 578
Views: 83991

Re: the duplicate game game

I kill flicky by multiplying him by 0.
by LID919
Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 243187

Re: Attack and Defend

I defend by putting myself to the 0th power, and then multiplying myself by my original value.

I attack by convincing NP to join a study.
by LID919
Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count up in Increasing Bases
Replies: 540
Views: 64616

Re: Count up in Increasing Bases

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by LID919
Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:41 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20271
Views: 974522

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for discussing another forum.
by LID919
Sun Mar 03, 2013 4:24 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count up in Increasing Bases
Replies: 540
Views: 64616

Re: Count up in Increasing Bases

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by LID919
Sun Mar 03, 2013 4:20 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20271
Views: 974522

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for thinking you have "rights" on xkcd forums.
by LID919
Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:26 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 243187

Re: Attack and Defend

I defend by rapidly changing factions so I am always in a different faction as one is smited.

I attack with an unmatched left parenthese (
by LID919
Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:24 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20271
Views: 974522

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for lack of signature.

//and not even a placeholder
by LID919
Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:38 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: the duplicate game game
Replies: 578
Views: 83991

Re: the duplicate game game

Banned for having an overly amusing quote in your signature:

Pressed Bunson wrote:
black_hat_guy wrote:There once was an X from place B,
Who satisfied predicate P,
The X did thing A,
In a specified way,
Resulting in circumstance C.
by LID919
Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:37 am UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Coding: Fleeting Thoughts
Replies: 9848
Views: 1708977

Re: Coding: Fleeting Thoughts

Just a quick question to ask my fellow coders. I was going through some old project folders on my computer the other day, I cam across one project that looked to be nearly finished (based off of the number of .cpp and .h files I assumed were done) I opened it up, took a look at the functions.h file,...
by LID919
Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:20 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20271
Views: 974522

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for expecting me to explain anything to you.
by LID919
Thu Feb 28, 2013 6:19 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misunderstandings
Replies: 141
Views: 9211

Re: Misunderstandings

You can't give the user privileges after you declare it protected, if you want user privilege now, you have to inherit.
by LID919
Thu Feb 28, 2013 6:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25706
Views: 1975077

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Your wish is granted but English becomes a dead language, and it is the only you know.

I wish I could ace any midterm or final without even trying.
by LID919
Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:55 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20271
Views: 974522

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for thinking that:
Lorenz wrote:Banned for not knowing how to count.


was a non-sequitur reason.
by LID919
Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:53 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can You Count?
Replies: 2411
Views: 198118

Re: Can You Count?

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by LID919
Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can You Count?
Replies: 2411
Views: 198118

Re: Can You Count?

by LID919
Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25706
Views: 1975077

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Your wish is granted but the converse also occurs.

I wish this forum had a spellchecker.
by LID919
Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:04 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20271
Views: 974522

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for thinking you can choose your own reason for banning.

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