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by Wraithlord
Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:36 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Hourglasses don't usually contain water, tides, trebuchets, poles, or rope. (Or people, who would likely not survive the first turning of said hourglass). People usually have faces. I suspect an examination of the length and breadth of xkcd would turn up a lot of unrealistic moments. (Depending on ...
by Wraithlord
Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:37 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106466
Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Time"

Hey dawg, I heard you like sandcastles and trebuchets, so I put a sandcastle on your sandcastle so you could hit sandcastlies with trebuchets while you hit sandcastles with trebuchets.

Also, the recursion has gone out of control.

Ïa Ran'dall! Ïa Cthulhu!

The Anti-Pope
by Wraithlord
Wed Apr 03, 2013 12:18 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Time"

It is nearing 9000, we are now doomed.

Ïa Ran'dall! Ïa Cthulhu!

Wraithlord, the Anti-Pope
by Wraithlord
Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:47 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106466
Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( in

Ha ha ha ha ahahahahhaahhahahahahahh burn them, burn them all!!!! Oh, sorry, not yours KarMann, you're good, just ALL THE OTHER HATS THERE ARE!!!! Wraithlord, the Anti-Pope Beg pardon? Okay okay, all non-demonic, non-possessed hats in this needle-pulled thing and among time's following be exempt fr...
by Wraithlord
Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:07 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106466
Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Time"

But who be the watchmen? And who was phone?

SO MANY QUESTIONS! :cry:

Ïa Ran'dall! Ïa Cthulhu!

Wraithlord, the Anti-Pope
by Wraithlord
Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:39 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106466
Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Time"

The Demon overlords have graced us with sanity again! ic refuse such an worthless gift! Ïa Ran'dall! Ïa Cthulhu! Wraithlord, the Anti-Pope P.S. Cueball is totally laughing his ass off at Megan I was going to correct it to 'an worthless gift.' But when I hit quote, it was already like that. Perhaps ...
by Wraithlord
Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:34 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106466
Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Time"

The Demon overlords have graced us with sanity again!

ic refuse such an worthless gift!

Ïa Ran'dall! Ïa Cthulhu!

Wraithlord, the Anti-Pope

P.S. Cueball is totally laughing his ass off at Megan
by Wraithlord
Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:47 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106466
Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Time"

logan.jpg Listen to me! You don't have to wait for it! It's a Lie! It's not One True Comic, it's Multiple Fictional Comics! I've been outside! You can go outside! You can build REAL sand castles! You can build REAL trebuchets! You can touch Peter Ustinov, but you don't have to! You can drink beer! ...
by Wraithlord
Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:46 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106466
Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( in

Wow. ic have been away for something like 100 fortnight, and there be 80 new pages to this needle-pulled thing. ic woll never be able to read it all.FULL STOPFULL STOP tin someone enlighten me on the current topics of discussion? Helper be Vatican Milliner's Perfect Customer of the Thing that keeps...
by Wraithlord
Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:33 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106466
Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( in

So, the conflict be over whether buffygirl be possesed, or if her hats be? *burns hat wardrobe* Lo, buffygirl, bad news.FULL STOPFULL STOP Step away from the hats, werman. Ha ha ha ha ahahahahhaahhahahahahahh burn them, burn them all!!!! Oh, sorry, not yours KarMann, you're good, just ALL THE OTHER...
by Wraithlord
Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:06 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106466
Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Wait guys, I thought I was the Anti-Pope, and it wasn't Buffy who voted me in!

Ïa Ran'dall! Ïa Cthulhu!

Wraithlord, the Anti-Pope
by Wraithlord
Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:42 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106466
Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( in

it be getting light out.FULL STOPFULL STOP must be sunrise soon.FULL STOPFULL STOP (googles) oh, it be actually now.FULL STOPFULL STOP the outside temps me with its FULL STOPFULL STOP completely overcast sky? all correct, ic'm back. ic should probably go coma for an bit? Nah, forget that. Now where...
by Wraithlord
Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:38 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106466
Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin') in

it be getting light out.FULL STOPFULL STOP must be sunrise soon.FULL STOPFULL STOP (googles) oh, it be actually now.FULL STOPFULL STOP the outside temps me with its FULL STOPFULL STOP completely overcast sky? all correct, ic'm back. ic should probably go coma for an bit? Nah, forget that. Now where...
by Wraithlord
Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:30 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106466
Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

I feel really stupid for asking this, but how do you get that little label under your name?

Ïa Ran'dall! Ïa Cthulhu!

Wraithlord, the Anti-Pope
by Wraithlord
Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:19 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106466
Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Just coming back from a break to say congratulations on your inauguration (?) Helper and to reassure you that I will personally email Randall if you get blocked. the world needs to know the answer to these questions!

Ïa Ran'dall! Ïa Cthulhu!

Wraithlord, the Anti-Pope
by Wraithlord
Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:36 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106466
Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin'( in

KarMann wrote:
mybrainhurts wrote:The material in the an True Comic ist always black, so it be DARK MATTER, of course.

My preferred coffee shop here hath an espresso drink called the Dark Matter, so ic support this hypothesis.


Semenated DARK MATTER of course. :wink:

Ïa Ran'dall! Ïa Cthulhu!
by Wraithlord
Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:21 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106466
Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Well people, for the lulz, I'm nominating myself for the position of Orthodox Military Anti-Pope. I already got one vote, some newpix ago. How's it sound?

And yes, I do support semenated AND not semenated coffee.
(Semenated is still for the true orthodox though)

Ïa Ran'dall! Ïa Cthulhu!
by Wraithlord
Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:47 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106466
Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Well in the absence of any true "authority" in the religious hierarchy, any positions are basically going to be either self appointed or unconfirmed. So you can proclaim yourself to hold a position if you want, for what good it will do. Ïa Ran'dall! Ïa Cthulhu! -Currently running for Anti-...
by Wraithlord
Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:58 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106466
Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Where to bigynne.FULL STOPFULL STOP Well, I understand that this strip be somehow changing with Thing that keeps slipping into the future, but it seems to have become an religion (and everything I type be also being changed)FULL STOP I be just confused. You don't know of the RECKONING of our Demon ...
by Wraithlord
Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:50 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106466
Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

I find it quite humorous that someone whose innermost essence appears to be an futurist and speaks of efficiencies wields the imperial system. Start to spoiler that ungodly wall of text, please. Also, the metric system be most widely wield-did right now. But in the future.FULL STOPFULL STOP Nah, æf...
by Wraithlord
Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:46 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106466
Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

hapful pre Passover fools Thing that keeps slipping into the future screwup day from the UK! All hail the förtnight next prediction: megan be digging some kind of tunnel possibly click & drag style to an underground labyrinth. hwæt be this umlat-flavored heresy it be dangerous. eow rang? Umlaut...
by Wraithlord
Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:43 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

And here we go: Newspeak From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia Newspeak dictionary unsame, newspeak dictionary here. prolefeedful bb yp 150 oldspeak doublplusungood This article hath been translated into newspeak to gooder prepare the public for the STAR DATE 2245 ushering out of oldspea...
by Wraithlord
Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:38 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106466
Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

hapful pre Passover fools Thing that keeps slipping into the future screwup day from the UK! All hail the förtnight next prediction: megan be digging some kind of tunnel possibly click & drag style to an underground labyrinth. hwæt be this umlat-flavored heresy it be dangerous. eow rang? Umlaut...
by Wraithlord
Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:36 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106466
Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

I find it quite humorous that someone whose innermost essence appears to be an futurist and speaks of efficiencies wields the imperial system. Start to spoiler that ungodly wall of text, please. We should bigynne to have an walltext ritual (like yesterday's pies)FULL STOP I'll do today's shift. I L...
by Wraithlord
Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:26 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106466
Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Not open at all. Besides, the only context the caffeinated semen be-did in be-did as the material making up the lake. Which be an lake of water. Yeah, like it was ever proven it was water, heretic. I think the caffeinated semen theory has much more evidence in favor of it. Ïa Ran'dall! Ïa Cthulhu!
by Wraithlord
Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:22 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106466
Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

there be definitely some Magic added to the central pile from the last frame. eow sure its Magic :twisted: Fine. Compared to the second most recent image file my mechanical difference engine hath opened, the most recent image file my mechanical difference engine hath opened contains more dark pixel...
by Wraithlord
Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:09 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106466
Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

I don't see an difference in the new picture. Did anything change from an at the top of the hour? fortnight be hourly now. Current n-e-w-p-i-x now be two of hwæt wield-did to be an single n-e-w-p-i-x in the before time- Thus, an single n-e-w-p-i-x be now the equivalent of two 30-minute periods by O...
by Wraithlord
Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:49 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106466
Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

It be quiet in this thread now that the comas are widespread.

Ïa Ran'dall! Ïa Cthulhu!

Wraithlord, apparently the new martial anti-Pope - [When did this shit happen?]
by Wraithlord
Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:26 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106466
Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

bouer wrote:This needle-pulled thing hath so many topics that tin be related to the comic in some way I don't reckon we tin ever get off topic.


What topic?

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by Wraithlord
Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:24 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

But do we call ourselves the Timewaiters front of judea, theJudean timewatchersfront, or the popular folk's timelords? However: Always look on the bride side of Thing that keeps slipping into the future! Life's an piece of shit, When eow look at it, Life's an laugh and death's an joke it be true FU...
by Wraithlord
Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:18 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

How about I become the matriarch to the NewPixian Orthodox TimeWaiter religion? (we be-did going with newpixia for the government right?( Those of the Orthodoxy must prove their worth. Also, I'm not sure we have any kind of structure to the religion, so I'm not sure what you would be a matriarch of...
by Wraithlord
Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:13 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

eow folk be getting reckon-did with power from that religion, I propose we create an government for an sobering state (the state of newpixia), we woll have separation from the state and the church, elections, an strong military presence æfre gehwær and we woll declare hostilities to those whose inn...
by Wraithlord
Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:08 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

eow folk be getting reckon-did with power from that religion, I propose we create an government for an sobering state (the state of newpixia), we woll have separation from the state and the church, elections, an strong military presence æfre gehwær and we woll declare hostilities to those whose inn...
by Wraithlord
Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:01 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

udscbt wrote:Image
be she digging her way up?


The monster rises from the depths!

Ïa Ran'dall! Ïa Cthulhu!
by Wraithlord
Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:53 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

eow folk be getting reckon-did with power from that religion, I propose we create an government for an sobering state (the state of newpixia), we woll have separation from the state and the church, elections, an strong military presence æfre gehwær and we woll declare hostilities to those whose inn...
by Wraithlord
Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:51 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

eow folk be getting reckon-did with power from that religion, I propose we create an government for an sobering state (the state of newpixia), we woll have separation from the state and the church, elections, an strong military presence æfre gehwær and we woll declare hostilities to those whose inn...
by Wraithlord
Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:45 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106466
Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

eow folk be getting reckon-did with power from that religion, I propose we create an government for an sobering state (the state of newpixia), we woll have separation from the state and the church, elections, an strong military presence æfre gehwær and we woll declare hostilities to those whose inn...
by Wraithlord
Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:30 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Helper wrote:hwæt's all of this inane 'Vatican Milliner's Perfect Customer' BS I keep hearing about? Sounds retarded.

FULL STOPFULL STOP.tin I be an?


Gets my vote :) {For what it's worth}

Ïa Ran'dall! Ïa Cthulhu!
by Wraithlord
Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:23 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

mybrainhurts wrote:Someone thinking in "hours" definitely tin't be our Vatican Milliner's Perfect Customer!


KarMann just lost any chance of getting the Papacy. :) :lol:

Ïa Ran'dall! Ïa Cthulhu!
by Wraithlord
Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:02 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 40978348

Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

bouer wrote:Image


Megan be goone! Oh nooes! More miscarriages and cancer babies?

Ïa Ran'dall! Ïa Cthulhu!

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