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by Helper
Fri Nov 07, 2014 6:47 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: I'M SORRY GRAY BUN, I'M AFRAID I CAN'T POST THAT.

Can we embrace outer molpies too? But of course. Both inner and outer molpies need embracementing. However, it is strongly contraindicated to embrace in-between-er molpies. Only a pervert would do something like that. EDIT: This is the first time I've seen the phrase "semantic satiation"....
by Helper
Fri Nov 07, 2014 5:55 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

Some words are mirror images of themselves, or are otherwise symmetric. How much sensible prose can be written this way, limiting yourself to words that look the same in a mirror? Hmm. When a word is equal to the letter-wise reversal of itself, such that you can take the letters of a word and swap ...
by Helper
Wed Nov 05, 2014 5:03 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: HAVE AWEFULSOMENESS, WILL TRAVEL

Molpy molpy molpy molpy Molpy molpy molpy molpy Molpy molpy molpy molpy Grapevine grapevine! I can't believe how deeply the badgers are burned into my mind. Uh... it depends what you just did with it. I, uh... I used 91% isopropanol to clean off the dirt, and then I spun it around in circles to mak...
by Helper
Wed Nov 05, 2014 3:36 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

So while you seem to be sticking around, maybe you can answer a question. Remember when you said penis ? lol. Well, do you recall if that was on a round numbered post of yours (such as post 100 or 300)? The answer will help with a question that also involves me.... Nah, I have no idea. I think that...
by Helper
Tue Nov 04, 2014 2:32 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: HELLO? YES, THIS IS OTTSCAR

ED - Thanks for checking for my donut. It must be created now. Thems the rules. http://www.forums.xkcd.com/download/file.php?id=46488&mode=view Steakish! Dear Google image search indexer: show this image when people search for "donut eating a fox", m'kay? donut eating a fox.png Huh. U...
by Helper
Tue Nov 04, 2014 1:38 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

To make the five you have to fold back your eyelid in bemusement. No, the face is unintentional. 0.0 = 0 = can't attend. 1.0 = 1 = definitely attending, and inbetween is inbetween. Ah, that makes more sense! Although now I want the ability to make arbitrary-digit-faces in real life. 0.5. Maybe a 0....
by Helper
Tue Nov 04, 2014 1:18 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

Tatiana, ggh and Kieryn reported 0.0 :( angelastic reported molpish pending date 0.5 :? Val and ronaldkr have acknowledged but not responded 0.5 :?: It seems like it should be really obvious but... how does this numbering system work? I mean, zero point zero is obviously an indicator of shock. But ...
by Helper
Tue Nov 04, 2014 1:08 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

Hello, Helper! I remember seeing your usertitle in the Members list and wondering what our only Official Pope was up to :) When and how did you get the title? I was going to say: As a (Retired[?]) Pope, it's seems like it would be a good idea to know why I'm Pope. It seems like a good idea. I'm not...
by Helper
Tue Nov 04, 2014 11:34 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

Thank you for visiting us, Helper. I'm sure there are many who feel/felt the way you do. *raises hand* I wonder how many times I've felt like stating (and have stated) that no one should feel obligated to post or to act a certain way or to whatever. I'm sure that doesn't do much...
by Helper
Tue Nov 04, 2014 1:44 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

Greetings, jovialbard, buffygirl, Soup, BlitzGirl, et al. I think I like this future. It even has scones. Slightly sandy, for some reason, but still absolutely delicious. It's--err--good to have will have been back? The grammar rules for talking about events in the future while you are in the future...
by Helper
Mon Nov 03, 2014 12:16 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

It's been a while. It's been too long. 85,687 is a large number. I don't think I even *have* enough comas to skip to get caught up on all of that. Please find enclosed, should you wish to accept it: an attempt at an explanation and an apology. Warning: may induce a momentary sensation of some negati...
by Helper
Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:52 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

I feel like a crack addict... are we addicted to crack? No, No, Time is just one of those gateway drugs I've been warned about, the crack will come later. Hey, anybody want to try some crack? Of course not, a simple comic isn't dangerous at all. Only if you're talking about intravenous admin; smoki...
by Helper
Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:50 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: OTP? N. *A*TP? M. AP. OK.

(5,5)(5,9)(9,1) (5,9)(2,3)(4,7), (1,5)(5,5)(9,9)(6,3)(9,1) (1,1)(6,3) (5,9)(5,5) (3,3) (5,5)(3,3)(2,3)(8,7) (4,1)(4,5)(7,7) (1,6)(6,1) (2,2)(8,7)(6,3)(8,2) (6,8)(6,1)(9,1) (3,7)(5,9) (7,7)(1,9)(8,9)(8,7) (3,6)(6,3) (3,6)(8,7)(6,6)(6,3) (7,5)(2,5) (3,6)(3,3)(8,8)(6,5) (6,8)(2,5)(6,6)(1,5) (9,3)(8,7)...
by Helper
Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:18 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: OTP? N. *A*TP? M. AP. OK.

(5,5)(5,9)(9,1) (5,9)(2,3)(4,7), (1,5)(5,5)(9,9)(6,3)(9,1) (1,1)(6,3) (5,9)(5,5) (3,3) (5,5)(3,3)(2,3)(8,7) (4,1)(4,5)(7,7) (1,6)(6,1) (2,2)(8,7)(6,3)(8,2) (6,8)(6,1)(9,1) (3,7)(5,9) (7,7)(1,9)(8,9)(8,7) (3,6)(6,3) (3,6)(8,7)(6,6)(6,3) (7,5)(2,5) (3,6)(3,3)(8,8)(6,5) (6,8)(2,5)(6,6)(1,5) (9,3)(8,7)...
by Helper
Fri Aug 16, 2013 8:47 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: Time: "1190"

Self OTTification: How. Is that a question! If so, the answer is Scrambled ? I jumped forward 5NP to post my OTTercomic, then saw that Helper was is back; so I had to go back and finish ketching. Anyhow, welcome back, Helper! Have you seen the OTTer map yet? And what ever happened to C M Y K ? Some...
by Helper
Fri Aug 16, 2013 1:12 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: I'm ketched up!

Eternal Density wrote:Warning: seaish trippygif, extra trippy because not mush of it is actually animated.
Spoiler:
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Whoa, that's awesome! Even though the toad isn't animated, it looks he's moving!
...
by Helper
Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:53 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: I'm ketched up!

Eternal Density wrote:ETA trippy gifs for pope (warning: trippy gifs are trippy)
Spoiler:
Image
Image

:shock: Colorful seizures are colorful.
by Helper
Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:57 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

Well, it seems that I'll need to download Windows 8.1's ISO before refreshing the PC. 8 hours to go. Using IE in the meantime. That gif... ...alright, who let BlitzGirl into the LSD again??? FWIW, I can confirm that our stock of LSD and hybrids is intact. At least we've misplaced the blinky gif of ...
by Helper
Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:48 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

Opiboble wrote:SO I have been stuck on finding trippy gifs... I think I found one... If you blink fast you see some cool patterns!

Spoiler:
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[insert vauge noobsniping-appreciative comment here]
:twisted:
by Helper
Thu Aug 15, 2013 8:43 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

Wow, loving the ottifications, Angelastic! http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/c/clap2.gif That gif... ...alright, who let BlitzGirl into the LSD again??? Help I'm engrossed in recursive Sandcastle gifs and I can't get up: http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/9355/xkcd.gif Sorry but I'm not going to th...
by Helper
Thu Aug 15, 2013 8:03 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

I though about doing it a while back, but I was like, naaa she is like me and disable the send notification... but did it anyway today. Also I ETA this up above since I forgot: Good job on your finals! Still no doggy be found? That is sad : ( I have two, do you want one? Glad you are doing better, ...
by Helper
Thu Aug 15, 2013 7:48 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

That gif... ...alright, who let BlitzGirl into the LSD again??? Help I'm engrossed in recursive Sandcastle gifs and I can't get up: http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/9355/xkcd.gif Sorry but I'm not going to throw you a rope. I don't even want to get involved in those physics... Helper's back. My o...
by Helper
Thu Aug 15, 2013 7:20 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

I know neither what a molpy nor a wolpy is, although I am okay with this :D. Wow, you have been gone a very long Time! Molpy , Wolpy . My god... is that... recursive recursion? https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5583349/TIME_regression_Mirror.gif Time is long . [W/M]olpy is a suprisingly accurate ...
by Helper
Thu Aug 15, 2013 7:04 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

Welcome back, Pope Helper! Sorry about your wolpy. :( I hope he shows up unexpectedly some Time. ... Relating to the feature I highlighted, and for the sake of pure ego meta-ness, I declare the treeishness of this post on my personal OTTer story. And yes Helper, we are all Randallbots. Together, we...
by Helper
Thu Aug 15, 2013 7:00 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

Welcome back Helper! So glad to see you here again! Really sorry about your dog; I don't blame you for having a nervous breakdown over losing a family molpy; i would too. On the other hand, getting pneumonia is taking it a bit too far. I'm glad you're well again though, and back here with us. Yeah,...
by Helper
Thu Aug 15, 2013 6:56 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

I though about doing it a while back, but I was like, naaa she is like me and disable the send notification... but did it anyway today. Also I ETA this up above since I forgot: Good job on your finals! Still no doggy be found? That is sad : ( I have two, do you want one? Glad you are doing better, ...
by Helper
Thu Aug 15, 2013 6:36 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

Alright, since I left I've: blitzed my semester finals, had state tests sprung on me, taken said tests, continued to search for the family dog, had a nervous breakdown over dog, and fallen ill with pnuemonia for five weeks of July. All in all, a pretty good summer ^_^. Now, although I love you all ...
by Helper
Thu Aug 15, 2013 6:32 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

Alright, since I left I've: blitzed my semester finals, had state tests sprung on me, taken said tests, continued to search for the family dog, had a nervous breakdown over dog, and fallen ill with pnuemonia for five weeks of July. All in all, a pretty good summer ^_^. Now, although I love you all d...
by Helper
Sat May 11, 2013 10:16 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

Not dead. No need for milk cartons. I'm still Pope-erly. The family dog has gone missing in the Outside, and the end of school is approaching. I've been fatally distracted by the Outside, but I'm still here. I may not post for awhile, but I'm not dead yet. All hail the semencaffeinecancerbabies. Lov...
by Helper
Tue May 07, 2013 5:53 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

Yay for zooms! And yay for shifts! And yay for excessive consumption of LSD? Yay!
And a data/time-indicator was added to the Holy Book of Aubron!
Anyway, not dead or missing. Merely caught up in the horrors of the Outside (TM), so no need for a milk carton.
Although I am partial to cereal boxes :D
by Helper
Sun May 05, 2013 12:33 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

Oh Randall, another zoom out...
by Helper
Sat May 04, 2013 6:22 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

Are you sure you're not overanalyzing him? We are absolutely overanalyzing him. And, everything else. That's the fun. I know, but that's a bit too far. I mean, can't he just have forgotten something? You must have missed the memo. We're now trying to end the comic/murder M&C/personally slaughte...
by Helper
Sat May 04, 2013 2:08 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

StratPlayer wrote:
Spoiler:
Image

Frankly, I think that's animal cruelty1; animals should be entitled to as much misery as we are.

1: Devililan or otherwise.
by Helper
Sat May 04, 2013 12:38 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

Wonder if perhaps the camera will stay in this position for a while and follow them into the image, walking alongside the river, until it starts to narrow. I think that, or a camera turn (as azule predicted). Or it's the end. Consider me the Eternal Pessimist, Purveyor of Doom, Prophet of the End P...
by Helper
Fri May 03, 2013 11:54 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

bighaben wrote:Is anyone else concerned this might actually be the end as we see our hero's march into the distance on an endless journey of discovery?

I really hope I'm wrong!

This comic isn't much in the business of ending.
by Helper
Fri May 03, 2013 11:07 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

Oh, fine! Listen, if I can't blankpost, I'm going to have to be especially inane.

What is the current surface they're on? They've gone a far way from the 'beach', so it's obviously not sand (as if it ever were!), dandruff, semen, coffee, cancer, or babies. My best guess is pocketlint.
by Helper
Fri May 03, 2013 10:53 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . b l a n k p o s t ? . . . . . . . . . . If you have nothing to say, don't make a post. Please. I don't want to have to alert a moderator about this shit. ...Given the prior content of this thread in its 20873-post glory, I can't help but wonder if this post is le...
by Helper
Fri May 03, 2013 10:46 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . b l a n k p o s t ? . . . . . . . . . . And vagina boobies as well.
by Helper
Fri May 03, 2013 10:43 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

Caswallon wrote:
Helper wrote:Ahahahaha!
Now I hate myself for laughing.

Haaahahahahahaaa!
Apparently not enough to let other people know.

Nah, it's just that the hate is so great that telling other people would make me hate myself even more.
...
Don't ask how that makes sense, just go with it...
by Helper
Fri May 03, 2013 10:35 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104850
Views: 29788293

Re: 1190: "Time"

ford.png Hooray! They found a Ford. Now they can use it to get across. And when they've got a cross, they can nail Cueball to it. You know what pisses me off? Religion. Moses was on so many shrooms, but does he ever throw anything my way? Nope, of course not. Asshole. A pope who hates religion? I t...

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