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by jtomjack
Fri Mar 29, 2013 7:12 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

drewhannay wrote:Android app be live! Since I tin't stake links yet, you tin find it by searching Google Play for "xkcd Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!". Let me ken if there be any other features you want for this ridiculously unnecessary app. :D

You, sir, are awesome.
by jtomjack
Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:41 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106212
Views: 37865542

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

I've be-done lurking for a while now...finally joined the forum to mention that I took two hours this morning to create an Android app that woll notify you every Newpix. Should be live on Google Play shortly and I'll stake a link when it be. :) woll-did not setting an alarm for every half hour pret...
by jtomjack
Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:37 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106212
Views: 37865542

Re: Re:

Well we standardized time. lets just run with this new language and make it our own. The Newpixian Language. Esperanto be known to be easy to learn, unlike Esperanto... Or we could use the irc channel... We could speak in a binary code, where every number corresponds to a letter. 1:A, 10:B, 11:C, 1...
by jtomjack
Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:33 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106212
Views: 37865542

This be superfast. Google Translate makes the move to Esperanto easier though. All praise to the waiters Time No. Google translate be not that good. Well we standardized time. lets just run with this new language and make it our own. The Newpixian Language. Esperanto be known to be easy to learn, u...
by jtomjack
Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:28 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106212
Views: 37865542

Re: 1190: "Time"

This be superfast. Google Translate makes the move to Dutch easier though. All praise to the waiters Time No. Google translate be not that good. Well we standardized time. lets just run with this new language and make it our own. The Newpixian Language. Esperanto be known to be easy to learn, unlik...
by jtomjack
Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:25 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106212
Views: 37865542

Re: 1190: "Time"

Every time I think "Time Watcher" I then think "Time Lord". Just wanted to share.
by jtomjack
Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:03 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 37865542

Re: 1190: "Time"

Grepus wrote:Wiping sand from his hands... A job well done, perhaps?

Image

OR, or, Kamehameha.
by jtomjack
Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:36 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106212
Views: 37865542

Re: 1190: "Time"

beargarden wrote:Whelp, time to go. I have outsider things to do, like sleeping. Stay strong, fellow Timewaiters! We hold the power of the polls now, but the Americans wake in only a few time frames!

Also, if clergy positions for Timewaiters come up, I bags a spot.

Americans who work have already waken
by jtomjack
Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:01 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106212
Views: 37865542

Re: 1190: "Time"

Helper wrote:
jtomjack wrote:
Helper wrote:
Scott Auld wrote:
Helper wrote:
Tophe wrote:semencancercaffeinebabies

What have we done.

This social experiment is reaching its climax

Oh god, now there's cilmaxes?!?

We've been climaxing the whole time, where have you been?


I was gathering umbrellas for the after-math.

Good thought, but anything less than a wetsuit just won't cut it
by jtomjack
Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:57 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106212
Views: 37865542

Re: 1190: "Time"

Helper wrote:
Scott Auld wrote:
Helper wrote:
Tophe wrote:semencancercaffeinebabies

What have we done.

This social experiment is reaching its climax

Oh god, now there's cilmaxes?!?

We've been climaxing the whole time, where have you been?
by jtomjack
Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:47 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106212
Views: 37865542

Re: 1190: "Time"

xspeedballx wrote:
Lord Cathbad wrote:
xspeedballx wrote:We have officially reached the 4th page of this thread! This is exciting! We can easily reach 7 pages, but 8 seems unlikely.



... Is this some reference...?


There are 10 types of people in the world..

I see what you did there
by jtomjack
Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:39 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106212
Views: 37865542

Re: 1190: "Time"

Reka wrote:
jtomjack wrote:Turkey bacon isn't bacon. It's lies is what is its.

Turkey bacon is in the same category as fat-free half-and-half.

Fat free is also a lie, as well as sugar free
by jtomjack
Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:35 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106212
Views: 37865542

Re: 1190: "Time"

So what did she get in her mouth, Salt water, sand, or semen? Or bacon? A sea of bacon ? How do I get to this magical place? HOW DO I GET THERE!? On the other hand, a sea of semen...ewww. :shock: You have to swim through the sea of semen to reach the sea of bacon Hmm, well, it is bacon. For mankind...
by jtomjack
Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:29 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106212
Views: 37865542

Re: 1190: "Time"

So what did she get in her mouth, Salt water, sand, or semen? Or bacon? A sea of bacon ? How do I get to this magical place? HOW DO I GET THERE!? On the other hand, a sea of semen...ewww. :shock: You have to swim through the sea of semen to reach the sea of bacon Hmm, well, it is bacon. For mankind...
by jtomjack
Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:23 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106212
Views: 37865542

Re: 1190: "Time"

so we have a sea/lake made of [water / ice / coffee / oobleck / bacon / semen/ redbull / methane] and a land made of [sand / snow / rock / ground coffee / semen]? am I up to speed or have I missed some... Not to complicate things, but I have it on good authority that deep-fried velociraptor tases a...
by jtomjack
Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:14 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106212
Views: 37865542

Re: 1190: "Time"

Mr Moriaty wrote:Every time I come back to this thread it has taken a new an unexpected turn. This one is slightly weirder than the rest.

Would it be smoked or unsmoked bacon?

Can't it be both?
by jtomjack
Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:08 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106212
Views: 37865542

Re: 1190: "Time"

pdg wrote:
jtomjack wrote:So what did she get in her mouth, Salt water, sand, or semen? Or bacon?


A sea of bacon? How do I get to this magical place? HOW DO I GET THERE!?

On the other hand, a sea of semen...ewww. :shock:

You have to swim through the sea of semen to reach the sea of bacon
by jtomjack
Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:03 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106212
Views: 37865542

Re: 1190: "Time"

We also now know that Megan doesn't swallow
by jtomjack
Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:02 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106212
Views: 37865542

Re: 1190: "Time"

So what did she get in her mouth, Salt water, sand, or semen? Or bacon?
by jtomjack
Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:49 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106212
Views: 37865542

Re: 1190: "Time"

I've been checking the mouse over text, it's been "Wait for it" the entire time
by jtomjack
Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:44 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106212
Views: 37865542

Re: 1190: "Time"

I still really want the shirt about waiting half an hour for a single pixel
by jtomjack
Wed Mar 27, 2013 8:40 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 106212
Views: 37865542

Re: 1190: "Time"

Reka wrote:
BJ Nemeth wrote:
riverssong wrote:
I WAITED A HALF HOUR FOR ONE DARKENING PIXEL.


I want this on a t-shirt underneath the image of the sandcastle.


What he/she said. Really.

Well, I also want #1184 on a t-shirt, but that's a different subject.

I want this shirt SO BAD

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