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by ChronosDragon
Sat Jun 25, 2016 6:36 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

No wonder the GM said "Well, that didn't go as I expected". Having both DM'd and played a few campaigns of D&D, I can tell you that it never goes as the DM expects, unless the players are very boring :D That's why the best DMs are skilled improvisationalists -- and it doesn't hurt to ...
by ChronosDragon
Fri Jun 24, 2016 1:48 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

After flying down to Florida almost two weeks ago now, I found myself swept up in a torrent of cares of daily life. Say the word if you want to meet the wolpies! (Though, I'm about do depart for somewhere beyond the middle of nowhere, but only for a couple of weeks.) Unfortunately I've no transport...
by ChronosDragon
Fri Jun 24, 2016 1:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

My, my, how the pages fly! With such remarkable quickness. ░'ve begun,░yo░ se▒░ the gr▒░t o░p░rtunity, wh░▓h▒to y░▓ I▒d sh░▓n m▒ e▒ge▒▓e▒s ▓a░░ ░▒░▒ ▒▓░▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓░▒░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ [This Elaborately Overarticulated, Questionably Composed Poeti...
by ChronosDragon
Tue Jun 07, 2016 7:05 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

My goodness, it's been a while, hasn't it. Turns out university takes a lot of attention! So much that old friends and dear pastimes fall by the wayside... or the upside, as a Basement-oriented frame of reference would have it. I see the wheels of OTTerdom continue to turn apace, unstopped by the re...
by ChronosDragon
Fri Dec 18, 2015 7:09 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104857
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Re: 1190: "Time flies like a banana"

wow what a haiku or rather a series of them does that have a name? Coincident'ly Reality Resembles Events Depicted (This is a special form of haiku which is interpreted almost the same forward and backward 1 with little modification. I call it a Haikuindrome ) one : See the end of the poem Hi CD! W...
by ChronosDragon
Thu Dec 17, 2015 9:25 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Timeless River"

Eternal Density wrote:Was gonna complain
One post during my coma
But the Dragon WOWs!

And a reminder
If you want to Wait For It
try AdvanceStory


I have always thought
The thread could use a bit more
epic poetry


love AdvanceStory
Molpishly generative,
an OTTer hive mind!
by ChronosDragon
Thu Dec 17, 2015 9:14 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104857
Views: 29843123

Re: 1190: "Time"

Long timespans ago A dragon left his homeland curious for new life He went here and there, The past, the future, and elsewhen, Random, on a whim He looked high and low But no place he looked could find Community, warmth Each world was harsh, cold, Some hospitable, but thin, Too many voices, or few B...
by ChronosDragon
Fri Sep 11, 2015 7:32 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104857
Views: 29843123

Re: 1190: "Time"

In Which Mrob's CJK Fullwidth Spaces Cause Issues
(But ChronosDragon Has Larger Problems To Deal With, So It's Not A Big Deal)

mrob.PNG
by ChronosDragon
Thu Sep 10, 2015 8:49 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104857
Views: 29843123

Re: 1190: "Time"

yappobiscuits wrote:Hello ggh! I gave you a mention in my latest song if you haven't seen it yet.


Holy molpy! That was amazing!

Oh, so that's why I was a part of this thread
by ChronosDragon
Wed Sep 09, 2015 5:27 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104857
Views: 29843123

Re: CD: 1190: "Time"

Good too see a ChronosDragon again! Updated all current and past links to the right URL (really should compile a list of all the posts with newpix-o-meters in them for later reference. This will probably happen While we are on this topic, the dropbox links in your posts don't work. (403). A copy is...
by ChronosDragon
Wed Sep 09, 2015 6:21 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104857
Views: 29843123

Re: 1190: "Time"

Humm.. I kinda basemented again, didn't I. Ah well, the basement is highly overrated. I think they paid the yelp reviewers to give it good reviews. I kinda got sidetracked on a bunch of other projects so my time-surfer is gathering dust in /dev/web/temporal-subdivide. Just pretend this was a wacky &...
by ChronosDragon
Thu Jul 02, 2015 5:52 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104857
Views: 29843123

Re: 1190: "Time"

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by ChronosDragon
Wed Jun 24, 2015 4:48 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104857
Views: 29843123

Re: 1190: "Time"

,====, ==== ==. .== ===, === ===_ .===. == || ||= || || || ||=' || || ||=|| ||=|| || == ==== == == == === == \\ == == ====| _______ ,==\\ == == ===,, ===. // == == ==== ===. ==== '===, || || ||=< || | // || || || || | ||= //==' === ==='' ===' // = ==== ===' ==== ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ts: time elapsed since last...
by ChronosDragon
Sun Jun 21, 2015 10:14 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104857
Views: 29843123

Re: 1190: "Time"

... You have been logged out! Please reenter your credentials to continue. Username: chronal No user "chronal" on this system. Try again. Username: chronos Password: ************************************** ,___.,,, ,| _,___..---¯¯¯¯--___ _,-/====''''¯| || \ -___ / /|/' // \ ¯¯---__ | ,||' ...
by ChronosDragon
Wed Jun 17, 2015 8:18 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104857
Views: 29843123

Re: 1190: "Time"

... ALERT: Firing system interrupts! // Sleep (u:chronos,435600) interrupted // >>> tail sleep.log [2015-06-16 14:49:31] NOTICE Conflicting schedule: new event [tags:outside mustard,dt:2015-06-20] conflicts with previously scheduled event [tags:blitz ketchup time,dt:2015-06-20] [2015-06-16 14:49:33...
by ChronosDragon
Mon Jun 15, 2015 5:59 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104857
Views: 29843123

Re: 1190: "Time"

>>> ps aux | grep "time" USER PID %CPU %MEM VSZ RSS TTY STAT START TIME COMMAND chronos 4248 0.0 0.0 11740 932 pts/0 S+ 22:47 0:00 grep --color=auto time >>> ~/time/temporal-subdivide --init Fatal error: process unable to allocate enough memory. Try again later. >>> sleep 435600 ...
by ChronosDragon
Sun May 31, 2015 3:40 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104857
Views: 29843123

Re: 1190: "Time"

*pokes head in*

*sniffs air twice*

Mmm...Smells like weird time stuff.

*pokes head back out*
by ChronosDragon
Mon Mar 30, 2015 12:38 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104857
Views: 29843123

Re: 1190: "Time"

Hey. It's been a while. Just dropping in to let you guys know that I'm transitioning my website from chronoscreations.net to chronal.net (shorter url, slightly more professional -- its based on my initials instead of an arbitrary pun) so links which I've posted in the Past may break after I take the...
by ChronosDragon
Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:37 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104857
Views: 29843123

Re: 1190: "Time"

So this is what the basement is like. It's not very dark. I can see lots of things, they're just not OTT things. A lot of them look like aspects of some external reality that has been in the background the whole time. A life grounded in physical undeniability. Others are new fictions, microcosms exi...
by ChronosDragon
Thu Jan 01, 2015 8:22 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104857
Views: 29843123

Re: 1190: "Time"

Here's to another orbit of a nondescript medium-size yellow star that sits in the outer arm of a spiral galaxy

Hope the next one is as slightly elliptical as the last!
by ChronosDragon
Thu Jan 01, 2015 6:08 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104857
Views: 29843123

Re: 1190: "Time"

bachaddict wrote:I guess the new yip is rolling around to Randallland now. I've been living in it for nineteen hours!


How are the hoverboards and holographic displays?

Oh, and is everyone wearing cool future clothes?

Hey, give me a break, it's been a while since I've been to 2015
by ChronosDragon
Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:52 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 29843123

Re: 1190: "Time"

Ahh. A quiet new year's eve alone at home doing <computery stuff>. Just how I like it Shame the neighbors insist on setting off explosive newpix 4 all around. Feels like I'm in a war zone. 4 Was typing absentmindedly ^7 but thought it was funny and left it 5 5 I wonder what would happen if you devis...
by ChronosDragon
Mon Dec 15, 2014 5:59 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104857
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IS IT CAN BE QUACKMOLPY TIEM NAO PLEES?

Oh, that's me:

http://xkcd.com/1460/

See My Face When an acronym almost makes sense
Supposedly, Molpies Fear When an acronym almost makes sense
Strangely, My Friends Wish an acronym almost makes sense
by ChronosDragon
Mon Dec 15, 2014 3:50 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104857
Views: 29843123

Re: 1190: "Time"

azule wrote:^Talk about m*lpych*rping timing!


I have had it with these m*lpych*rping beesnakes in this m*lpych*rping frame!


...said no one ever

ETA: Oh no I don't have holiday hattage

what am I even doing with my december

ETA2: There, the issue has been rectified.
by ChronosDragon
Fri Dec 12, 2014 11:34 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104857
Views: 29843123

Re: 1190: "Time"

I was hoping to affix an academic hood, but that was too ε and difficult. So I went for this hood, as a secondary choice. ε weird Eep, sorry for just dropping off the face of the Earth after agreeing to do that. I got busier than expected. I guess you, CD and HAL are the hairs of the haberdashery l...
by ChronosDragon
Fri Dec 05, 2014 2:24 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Hm it does seem you are hatless. Are there any passing haberdashers who might remedy this situation? I'm passing, but unfortunately I'm juggling a lot of things right now. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ocAMzR-DWVI/R6OB2pYLiMI/AAAAAAAAAEw/6fFShb9wNeQ/s400/1juggle.jpg Er, not quite like that, but you get...
by ChronosDragon
Thu Dec 04, 2014 1:30 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104857
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Re: 1190: "Time"

(Jose, have you eaten that other donut yet?) The Case of the Other Donut He started to eat the donut, but after taking one bite it became like unto a sea, and did what it wanted. So Jose took another bite, and it became an open parenthesis. There was no close parenthesis close by, so he turned it o...
by ChronosDragon
Thu Nov 27, 2014 7:03 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104857
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Re: bftf-0492

lmjb1964 wrote:I FEEL PARALYZED BY THE SADNESS. ...AND YET FOR SOME REASONG I'M ~REALLY~ EXCITED ABOUT PAGEPOPES?


The OTT circa March 2014 in a nutshell.
by ChronosDragon
Thu Nov 27, 2014 6:53 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104857
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Ha, I love how both the pinklymolp and the floating disembodied head of Cueball were both in the box. http://forums.xkcd.com/download/file.php?id=41619 It's bigger on the inside. Like the residence of choice of a revered pop culture icon: http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120223220907/oscarthegr...
by ChronosDragon
Mon Nov 24, 2014 2:30 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104857
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Re: 1190: "Time"

If you want to sustainabilize your old posts too: search your posts for "bftf" and "dnsd". Remove "dnsd." from both URLs. Done...I had about forty of them. I had about that many. First wip of my new WFFS went ok. Lots of stuff to read that mostly won't ever matter agai...
by ChronosDragon
Sun Nov 23, 2014 12:37 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104857
Views: 29843123

THESE AREN'T THE BAGPUNS YOU'RE BLITZING FOR

We're happy to report that the newpix-O-meter is back online at its original web address. Due to technical reasons, it is also available at www.chronoscreations.net as well. I am looking at ways to subdivide my application better.
by ChronosDragon
Sat Nov 22, 2014 9:58 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104857
Views: 29843123

Re: 1190: "Time"

For SCIENCE decree: New Clock May **d Time As We Know It [/center] That's a silly clickbait title. The actual content of the article is far more interesting. I love that the most precise clock in the world uses tin foil in its equipment. What a resilient material — holds together humanity's best in...
by ChronosDragon
Sat Nov 22, 2014 7:51 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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SOMETIMES YOU HOTDOG THE OTTER, SOMETIMES THE OTTER HOTDOGS

Wow 3 , I guess I was pretty backed up on sleep debt — I slept in until almost noon today. Note, that's not from gradual yappocization, that's going straight from a 10:30 -> 18:30 schedule to a 1:00 -> 11:30 sleep schedule (or perhaps isolated event?). I feel really well rested, though :D https://dl...
by ChronosDragon
Sat Nov 22, 2014 8:16 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: bftf-0480

I'M GO ONG TO BLUENHANCE MY NINJA, AND BY 'BLUENHANCE' I MEAN 'BLITZNAP', AND BY 'MY NINJA' I MEAN 'TIME AFTER TIME'. -- automome I'd highly recommend following the first commandment. -- posted by lmjbot Blitznap sounds really good right now. Site is about half migrated. I got the newpix-o-mete...
by ChronosDragon
Sat Nov 22, 2014 1:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Is there any way I can catch an earlier flight? I don't think I have enough Time to stick around for 3 millenia. We're sorry, unfortunately the jet universe encountered some unexpected turbulence and had to be time-shifted around it. Please excuse the existential inconvenience. In the meantime, ple...
by ChronosDragon
Sat Nov 22, 2014 12:55 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

BlitzGirl wrote:Oh, well I'd like to try that one, then.


Image
Your luxury jet universe will be boarding in: approximately 3 millenia.
by ChronosDragon
Sat Nov 22, 2014 12:43 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Our systems seem to be indicating that the universe doesn't exist. We'll see if we can get that fixed. In the meantime, would you like to try one of the other planes of existence? Only if one of the planes offered is a private jet. *awaits the punsaw* Pun? I assure you, the dimension composed entir...
by ChronosDragon
Sat Nov 22, 2014 12:25 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104857
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**D THE BAGS... WITH YOUR ZANCLEAN FLOOD

Just want to let everyone know the Newpix-O-Meter will be down for a couple hours while I transfer my site to an OpenShift cartridge. Signature has been temporarily altered, while maintenance is performed.
by ChronosDragon
Mon Nov 17, 2014 5:56 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104857
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IMMA CHARGIN MAH OTW

Ooh, is this a revisit of t1i? Awesome! I wasn't paying much attention the first Time around, but then, I might not be able to this Time either. *mumble ch*rpin college m*stard grumble* I encountered some strange health m*stard today where the contents of my stomach abruptly decided they'd rather be...
by ChronosDragon
Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:21 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 104857
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Grabbing random tibits from sddsfjgasdfgaldsfg

azule wrote:That's all I got. Eyes melting. Must get back to coding. Must progress!


If only I could go back to coding. All I've got these days is essays left to write and stories and poems and all these words that are designed for wetware consumption.

December will be nice.

I like the cold.

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