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by HawkDesigns
Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:37 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Hilarious use for bad computer translations
Replies: 119
Views: 15952

Re: Hilarious use for bad computer translations

Your computer has a Trojan virus.
コンピュータをトロイの木馬ウイルスがあります
Computer viruses are trojans.
コンピュータウイルス、トロイの木馬です
Computer virus, a Trojan horse.
コンピュータウイルス、トロイの木馬。
Computer viruses and Trojan horses.
コンピュータウイルスやトロイの木馬。
Computer viruses and trojans.
コンピュータウイルスやトロイの木馬。
Computer viruses and trojans.
by HawkDesigns
Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:18 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: words you know exist but you wonder why.
Replies: 102
Views: 17090

Re: words you know exist but you wonder why.

Qua, I mean, what the hell's up with that?
by HawkDesigns
Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:40 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What's the first xkcd comic you read?
Replies: 41
Views: 3107

Re: What's the first xkcd comic you read?

No idea. Wait, I think it was the Cure one.
by HawkDesigns
Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:37 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Age
Replies: 958
Views: 213579

Re: Age

18, 19 at the end of December. (28th) :D
by HawkDesigns
Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:18 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Student Quotes
Replies: 870
Views: 220697

Re: Awesome Student Quotes

"Hey (name), go ride your peacock home!" And by the same person, "Ouch! My hair!"
by HawkDesigns
Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:18 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: High School Pranks
Replies: 684
Views: 89452

Re: High School Pranks

I actually just got an account so I could reply to this thread. My senior year of high school I submitted the following poem to the school's poetry magazine. To the class of '07 For all on the earth Under Heaven's vault Calm as the sea Kite-like in flight You stand on the shore Of the future's roil...
by HawkDesigns
Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:33 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do YOU say the word meme?
Replies: 108
Views: 30721

Re: How do YOU say the word meme?

ethraax wrote:I always pronounced it "meh-may".


Same here.
by HawkDesigns
Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:31 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I've become boring - What's your hobby?
Replies: 62
Views: 6715

Re: I've become boring - What's your hobby?

My hobby: Drawing on old clothes. Fun fun fun.
by HawkDesigns
Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:29 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Making the world a weirder place
Replies: 1920
Views: 177484

Re: Making the world a weirder place

It Should Be Real wrote:I vote that you have made the world a weirder place with your Avatar, HawkDesigns.


My intentions exactly.
by HawkDesigns
Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:20 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Making the world a weirder place
Replies: 1920
Views: 177484

Re: Making the world a weirder place

A good friend of mine changed the name of the highway through Hartford from " YANKEE EXPRESSWAY " to " WANKER EXPRESSWAY ". Even better he managed to get his hands on some reflective vinyl of the same color as the sign, so until you got really close it looked like a normal highw...
by HawkDesigns
Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:50 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Which radio station do you listen to ?
Replies: 35
Views: 4518

Re: Which radio station do you listen to ?

I mainly listen to Vega 95.3, a radio station in Sydney, Australia. It has some quite good music, from like the 1970s and '80s.
by HawkDesigns
Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:47 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Secret message in Abe Lincoln's watch
Replies: 35
Views: 4231

Re: Secret message in Abe Lincoln's watch

Oh god, I can't even remember the last time I wore one of those tnings!
by HawkDesigns
Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:26 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0487: "Numerical Sex Positions"
Replies: 152
Views: 69403

Re: "Numerical Sex Positions" Discussion

Vaelin wrote:There is the old Group Sex font that is probably appropriate to mention here.

It takes things a bit further with multiple figures per character though.

And besides: Bessel functions


I need that font.
by HawkDesigns
Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:27 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Show the world your desktop! [Mommy, what's 56K?]
Replies: 2356
Views: 438719

Re: Show the world your desktop! [Killing 56K since January]

Haistfu wrote:Complete with the strangest "error" I have ever seen.
Quite vanilla Ibex, as you can see.

Spoiler:
¡This cheese is burning me!.jpg


Lol. Error: Success.
by HawkDesigns
Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:25 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: REALLY Annoying Misconceptions
Replies: 4059
Views: 371522

Re: REALLY Annoying Misconceptions

I do NOT look like Jesus. I hate that fucker.
by HawkDesigns
Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:00 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ...In my pants
Replies: 228
Views: 29496

Re: ...In my pants

Somewhat Damaged in my pants. The Day the World Went Away in my pants. The Frail in my pants The Wretched in my pants We're in This Together in my pants. The Fragile in my pants. Just Like You Imagined in my pants Even Deeper in my pants (LOL!) Pilgrimage in my pants No You Don't in my pants. La Mer...
by HawkDesigns
Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:55 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word evolution
Replies: 666
Views: 45842

Re: Word evolution

Peta.
by HawkDesigns
Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:53 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 285380

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

It's 1865.

Why do men have nipples?
by HawkDesigns
Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:50 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Stereotype the person above you
Replies: 2328
Views: 133345

Re: Stereotype the person above you

^ A motherfuckin' strawberry with teeth. Fuck yeah.
by HawkDesigns
Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:30 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rate the avatar above you
Replies: 3926
Views: 389624

Re: Rate the avatar above you

Asmodieus wrote:Furthermore, your avatar freaks me the hell out.


It's Jeremy Clarkson.
by HawkDesigns
Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:29 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Nicknames
Replies: 162
Views: 14614

Re: Nicknames

Hawk, Muppet, Lady Killer, Chick Magnet, Jesus, Manbeast, Rockstar...
by HawkDesigns
Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:10 am UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: South Park vs Family Guy vs The Simpsons
Replies: 66
Views: 12605

Re: South Park vs Family Guy vs The Simpsons

Family Guy. The Simpsons has too many repeats, and South Park isn't that funny anymore.
by HawkDesigns
Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:09 am UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Watchmen - Spoilers like a Psychic Undersea Gargant!
Replies: 719
Views: 75461

Re: I am joyous. (Watchmen.)

What's it like? I hope it isn't one of those badly made superhero movies.
by HawkDesigns
Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:54 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Futurama's renewal possible, may hang on DVD sales?
Replies: 32
Views: 3764

Re: Futurama's renewal possible, may hang on DVD sales?

1) Bender is the single greatest cartoon character ever created. 2) My favorite quote from the series is "I'm practicing my stabbing." I say this to my wife all the time: Her "What are you doing up there?" Me "I'm practicing my stabbing." Ixtellor That's such a creepy ...
by HawkDesigns
Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:52 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Local News - Self defense gone too far?
Replies: 219
Views: 18046

Re: Local News - Self defense gone too far?

Well, he was only trying to protect himself from the hooligans.
by HawkDesigns
Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 95177
Views: 7512265

Re: Count to a Million [Stop repeating pictures]

12,820. Now remember kids, proper formatting in math is the way to go!
by HawkDesigns
Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:35 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rate the avatar above you
Replies: 3926
Views: 389624

Re: Rate the avatar above you

Hmm, around 6 out of 10. Personally I hate anime, but its your choice.
by HawkDesigns
Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:33 pm UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: Halo vs Star Wars
Replies: 173
Views: 88617

Re: Halo vs Star Wars

I think Halo is alright, but Star Wars is the original and the best.
by HawkDesigns
Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:32 pm UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: What OS do you use?
Replies: 321
Views: 152087

Re: What OS do you use?

I use Vista. It isn't as bad as people think.
by HawkDesigns
Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:31 pm UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: Facebook vs Myspace vs Twitter: Social Network Wars
Replies: 40
Views: 10854

Re: Facebook vs Myspace vs Twitter: Social Network Wars

FaceBook is 10000 times better than MySpace. But only slightly better than Twitter.
by HawkDesigns
Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:30 pm UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: Opera, Chrome, Firefox, OR?
Replies: 544
Views: 221934

Re: Opera, Chrome, Firefox, OR?

Firefox FTW.
by HawkDesigns
Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:29 pm UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: Best language for n00bs
Replies: 261
Views: 106155

Re: Best language for n00bs

English.
by HawkDesigns
Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:29 pm UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: The single best computer food
Replies: 205
Views: 41443

Re: The single best computer food

A packet of chips, a few cookies and a nice cuppa tea does me well.
by HawkDesigns
Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:28 pm UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: Operating Systems
Replies: 666
Views: 82368

Re: Operating Systems

I have used Windows all my life. I currently have Vista, and I have pimped it to make it have sex appeal. Ooh yeah, those circuits make me horny.
by HawkDesigns
Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:25 pm UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: Star Trek vs. Star Wars
Replies: 360
Views: 154471

Re: Star Trek vs. Star Wars

Hmm, how difficult. But since I've never really seen Star Trek, I go with Star Wars. Besides, SW has lightsabers.
by HawkDesigns
Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:22 pm UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: xkcd for iPhone (SourceForge Project)
Replies: 70
Views: 12660

Re: xkcd for iPhone

Great idea. Any thoughts on the cost?
by HawkDesigns
Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:21 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: My ability to write has declined -- can I arrest it?
Replies: 7
Views: 1207

Re: My ability to write has declined -- can I arrest it?

My ability to write is suprisingly good on the interblag.
by HawkDesigns
Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:20 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Your last words?
Replies: 221
Views: 17888

Re: Your last words?

"One less problem in the world."
by HawkDesigns
Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:18 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Explain your avatar!
Replies: 1628
Views: 151796

Re: Explain your avatar!

Mine is Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear making his orgasm face.

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