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by Zach
Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:43 pm UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: Gay Lollipop Comics (yeah, you know you have to click)
Replies: 5
Views: 4564

Hilarious.

edit: That wasn't supposed to come across as sarcastic. Seriously, I am very amused.
by Zach
Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:29 am UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: In the spirit of poetry....
Replies: 2
Views: 2420

bbctol wrote:Sounds like you have castration anxiety. Have you been fantasizing about cutting off your dick? It's fairly common.

Haha, just kidding. I like it a lot!


Thanks. :)

I barely write anymore.
by Zach
Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:49 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Creationism
Replies: 914
Views: 93613

I apologize for not adding more to the topic, but I've exhausted this argument with family, and I can't bear to do it again. I'd just like to throw this into the mix: My brother goes to a Christian high school in Kentucky, and they took his entire class to this museum on a field trip. The only thing...
by Zach
Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:33 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Snog Lyrics
Replies: 518
Views: 105868

Oh, how could you ask me my favourite lyrics? We could be here all day. you're claiming to be something different so wanting to believe that you're better than the rest to make up for your self-esteem you talk to hear your own voice and you've left me no choice but to choose I miss the person that ...
by Zach
Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:21 am UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: In the spirit of poetry....
Replies: 2
Views: 2420

In the spirit of poetry....

Well, not poetry. But everyone's been posting poems, so here's a short story. I wrote it when I was 17 after a breakup. There are factual errors, etc., but I'm keeping it in its original form. ...Enjoy? It's a bit weird. edit: AND NOT AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL IN THE LEAST. [code] The Castrato Manifesto edit...
by Zach
Thu May 31, 2007 8:52 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Fora member birthdays
Replies: 753
Views: 107995

February 29, 1988.

Leap year for the win?
by Zach
Fri May 18, 2007 3:15 am UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: Obohemia
Replies: 60
Views: 11691

PtS wrote:
Ren wrote:Don't feel stupid! Feel...non-musical.


What's the difference? Oh, sorry. Bad joke.


Image
by Zach
Wed May 16, 2007 8:18 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0150: "Grownups"
Replies: 147
Views: 83848

Ay, that's it. I'm buying some of these.

*Is overcome with jealousy*
by Zach
Wed May 16, 2007 4:52 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRODUCTIONS THREAD
Replies: 3985
Views: 695658

I exist sometimes? I was dragged here after multiple attempts over the course of a year. You'd laugh if I told you what I did. Not much of an introduction, but perhaps it will serve its purpose as a polite formality? Hmmmm.... Methinks I know this dissonance. Don't suppose you're from anywhere near...
by Zach
Wed May 16, 2007 4:48 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Whats your voicemail/answering machine message?
Replies: 52
Views: 8935

Re: test

Catastrophicrevolution wrote:Just testing my new signature. It's not my arse, by the way. Explanation in earlier post.

-Mike.


Oh, dear.
by Zach
Wed May 16, 2007 12:10 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your voice!
Replies: 458
Views: 90900

Heh... I have a pretty insignificant voice, and got a bit too close to the microphone at the beginning, but this is me reading The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock , which actually ended up being six minutes long. I suggest that you don't listen to the whole thing. It's not all that remarkable, anywa...
by Zach
Mon May 14, 2007 8:04 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Science: The Gathering (?)
Replies: 143
Views: 37567

So... how does "banding" work nowadays? Banding is automatic, and all creatures have it unless otherwise specified. All creaturs can band with all creatures. I've played MtG about a year and never heard of banding. What is it? If you have a 2/1 Goblin and a 1/1 Cleric, and use them both t...
by Zach
Sun May 13, 2007 7:22 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: By popular demand: Post your face!
Replies: 3963
Views: 614857

Less angry, more cliché than last time.

Image
by Zach
Sun May 13, 2007 6:25 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Great things that happened to you today*
Replies: 1346
Views: 178502

Anmorata wrote:http://anmorata.com


Aha! On a note completely unrelated to this topic, I think I win for best useless index page on a website named after my screenname.

http://zorachus.net

Of course, that's not my screenname on this forum, but it's what I usually use.
by Zach
Sun May 13, 2007 6:09 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hobbies
Replies: 139
Views: 16313

Yesterday I was in an arcade in Chinatown and there was a guy playing Stepmania at level 12 Expert speed. It was fucking insane. I thought that something was going to catch fire near him. The song didn't even sound good anymore because he was going so fast. Any idea what the song was? If it was In ...
by Zach
Sun May 13, 2007 1:52 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Science: The Gathering (?)
Replies: 143
Views: 37567

Banding = "Collaberation" Wow, you've really dated yourself with this... :( I never got ridiculously into Magic (i.e. never got more than one deck) but it's still good fun now and again :) The first pack I got was Mirage. I was about 12 at the time. I have no idea what the names of other ...
by Zach
Sun May 13, 2007 1:39 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Science: The Gathering (?)
Replies: 143
Views: 37567

Not a scientist, but I can't resist.

Image
by Zach
Sun May 13, 2007 1:27 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hobbies
Replies: 139
Views: 16313

My biggest hobby-

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ezw92XcsG7I

Edit: Watch to the end, it gets a lot harder.
by Zach
Fri May 11, 2007 4:45 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your handwriting!
Replies: 330
Views: 128157

Hmmm, not quite as much of a bump as I thought it would be. I bought a digtal tablet today, so the first thing I did? Design a true type font with handwritten letters, of course! It took almost three hours. Not that anyone will download it, but it's cool to see my handwriting in Word. http://homepag...
by Zach
Fri May 11, 2007 4:41 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2855434

Confession: I learned today that I'd rather walk around a store and look for an item myself, especially if I'm sure they don't have it. As long as I don't ask an employee, the letdown is a much slower process.
by Zach
Thu May 10, 2007 8:02 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: By popular demand: Post your face!
Replies: 3963
Views: 614857

Image
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by Zach
Thu May 03, 2007 3:26 pm UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: I don't know that much about HTML but. . .
Replies: 16
Views: 5080

^^

Best post in this thread.

Seriously, if your "webmasters" don't know what FTP stands for, they aren't webmasters.
by Zach
Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:05 pm UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Client-side issues with PHP (Yes, I just said that)
Replies: 10
Views: 8953

Yeah, I figured it out through alternative means. Script 2 would do what I described, though it would use the IP address instead of the username, which is easy. Script 1: Getting the IP address: On the forum that I want this to work on, which is VBulletin, it displays usernames at the bottom of thre...
by Zach
Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:46 am UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: What are you readioactive now(and other book related stuff)?
Replies: 1824
Views: 483717

I finally picked up House of Leaves. It's a bit hard to follow, but interesting so far. I'd like to see where Danielewski takes it.
by Zach
Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:11 pm UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Client-side issues with PHP (Yes, I just said that)
Replies: 10
Views: 8953

I've been informed by several people that this is literally impossible.

So

oh well.

Edit: Thanks for the suggestions/tips.
by Zach
Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:42 pm UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Client-side issues with PHP (Yes, I just said that)
Replies: 10
Views: 8953

It's not on the same server.

I know this isn't impossible, because I have a friend that managed to come up with a Ruby script to generate a dynamic image with the user's name in it from a remote server.

This is pretty gay.
by Zach
Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:09 pm UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Client-side issues with PHP (Yes, I just said that)
Replies: 10
Views: 8953

Client-side issues with PHP (Yes, I just said that)

Alright, I've been googling furiously and bashing my head against my keyboard long enough to humbly seek help. I'm generating a dynamic image with a PHP script, which would be included in [ img ] tags. I want the image to be seen, but only if a certain forum user is looking at it (in phpBB). So, her...
by Zach
Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:07 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Pastor Fred at it again....
Replies: 14
Views: 3589

by Zach
Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:40 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: FDA seeks to regulate vitamins and minerals
Replies: 43
Views: 25681

Sorry, then?

I'd appreciate it if we could drop the completely unrelated topic and get back to the one at hand.

Edit: Yes, I realized that you responded to the one at hand as well, so thanks.
by Zach
Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:04 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: FDA seeks to regulate vitamins and minerals
Replies: 43
Views: 25681

Ah yes toxins. People with lead poisoning have lead in their body. People with a cold have virus cells in their body. People with cancer have a collection of cancer cells, often referred to as a tumor in their body. People with baloney in the brain have toxins. People who can't spell balogna should...
by Zach
Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:06 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: FDA seeks to regulate vitamins and minerals
Replies: 43
Views: 25681

Sorry, I wasn't implying that the toxins are a direct result of Asperger's, but I can see how it would seem like that.

She signed up and will offer a more thorough explanation later tonight as time provides.
by Zach
Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:42 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: FDA seeks to regulate vitamins and minerals
Replies: 43
Views: 25681

My brother has Asperger's syndrome, and a high level of toxins in his blood that cannot currently be mitigated by traditional medicine. Hence "atypical biochemical needs." Umm....chemically speaking, which toxins would those be, that can't be regulated by medicine? Mom knows the specifics...
by Zach
Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:37 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: FDA seeks to regulate vitamins and minerals
Replies: 43
Views: 25681

Myself, I agree with the FDA regulating these. There's a lot of evidence that these treatments, even things like vitamin tablets, can do more harm than good. Also, to clarify, what's an "atypical biochemical need"? My brother has Asperger's syndrome, and a high level of toxins in his bloo...
by Zach
Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:33 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: FDA seeks to regulate vitamins and minerals
Replies: 43
Views: 25681

FDA seeks to regulate vitamins and minerals

This is an email that my mother wrote. [quote]FDA Seeks to Classify Alternative Health and Regulate Vitamins, Minerals, etc. I have signed the petition at this address and ask you to consider this issue: http://tinyurl.com/2u7ghc Information about the pros and cons of the issue can be found here: ht...
by Zach
Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:16 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: What are you listening to?
Replies: 9563
Views: 1192851

Mika

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uzA0nG_PurQ

Get out of my head :(

I love this song.
by Zach
Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:42 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Compliment the poster below you :)
Replies: 320
Views: 42629

Is beautiful like the morning dew.

Is not male.

v
by Zach
Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:15 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: By popular demand: Post your face!
Replies: 3963
Views: 614857

Anmorata wrote:
Zach wrote:Question: Did I look better in October than I do now? I'm thinking about re-growing and re-dying my hair.


I like the longer hair on you.. it looks good. Go for it! :)


Thanks! I may just do that.

I thought that alligator was alive, for a moment.
by Zach
Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:07 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: By popular demand: Post your face!
Replies: 3963
Views: 614857

Me at ten or so: http://homepages.transy.edu/~zcwalton10/images/appletree.jpg Me in October: http://homepages.transy.edu/~zcwalton10/images/heh.jpg Me within the last couple of weeks (re-post, back right): http://homepages.transy.edu/~zcwalton10/images/gom.jpg Question: Did I look better in October ...

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