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by Sadistic Humor
Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Create a Card: MTG
Replies: 3761
Views: 412676

Re: Create a Card: MTG

Angel of Silence
3RWW
Creature - Angel
3/5
Flying, First Strike
3, tap: Destroy target creature that has an activateable ability.

"Silence is golden. Get rich quick."

Next Card: Cheng, The Lucky One
by Sadistic Humor
Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:17 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Why we are fat
Replies: 195
Views: 20601

Re: Why we are fat

They take apples. Apples taste GOOD. Then they process them into applesauce, or fruit leather, or juice. These all taste substantially worse. I guess the processing itself isn't ironic, but it's ironic that they go to so much effort to make the food taste worse and remove it's nutritive values just ...
by Sadistic Humor
Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:18 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Why we are fat
Replies: 195
Views: 20601

Re: Why we are fat

My bad, I didn't mean to sound so RAWR. But WAPF just... just... RAWR!!!
by Sadistic Humor
Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:10 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Why we are fat
Replies: 195
Views: 20601

Re: Why we are fat

One trick is finding other crusaders, like the Braggs, or the Weston A. Price Foundation. Did you just seriously tout WAPF as a 'crusader'? The anti-vegetarian Quackwatch list-toppers, opposed by the American Dietetic Association, the American Medical Association and the American Heart Association?...
by Sadistic Humor
Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:29 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Ambulance pulled over while on way to hospital
Replies: 133
Views: 12449

Re: Ambulance pulled over while on way to hospital

It's largely regional. In my old neighborhood, as I regaled someone in PM about, I was basically mugged by the police (when they searched my wallet, they decided to take all the money that was in it. Y'know. For safe-keeping.) In this particular neighborhood, generic-looking white people were the 'd...
by Sadistic Humor
Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:25 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rate the avatar above you
Replies: 3930
Views: 400482

Re: Rate the avatar above you

Wiiide smiiile. 7/10
by Sadistic Humor
Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:21 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9375873

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

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by Sadistic Humor
Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:19 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Kansas Abortion Doctor Killed (Gunned Down) In Church
Replies: 164
Views: 18134

Re: Kansas Abortion Doctor Killed (Gunned Down) In Church

Your data is irrelevant, as it covers *all* abortions, not late term ones (which, if I recally correctly, make up less than 1% of abortions). 420 had been pregnant for 16 or more weeks. These 420 women were asked to choose among a list of reasons they had not obtained the abortions earlier in their...
by Sadistic Humor
Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:34 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9375873

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Always lusting after the package...
by Sadistic Humor
Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:39 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Create a Card: MTG
Replies: 3761
Views: 412676

Re: Create a Card: MTG

Elyr's Bane
3BB
Enchantment

Everytime a land is tapped, Elyr's Bane deals 1 point of damage to each of that player's creatures.

"Reinforcements? Oh, I don't think they'll be coming."

Next Card: Hellacious Outlaw
by Sadistic Humor
Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:06 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9375873

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Huh. According to Facebook, someone I know who died last week took the Facebook IQ challenge THIS week, and got a higher score than me. That's amazing.
by Sadistic Humor
Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:14 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Kansas Abortion Doctor Killed (Gunned Down) In Church
Replies: 164
Views: 18134

Re: Kansas Abortion Doctor Killed (Gunned Down) In Church

I know, I couldn't find anything specific for 20 and up. 16 and up was the best I could do. 16 hardly counts as early, though, if 20 counts as "late-term" (and to some groups, 16 also counts as "late term"). I an not picking sides (well, I have picked a side, but I am not trying ...
by Sadistic Humor
Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:01 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9375873

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Moo: He's super! Thanks for asking.
by Sadistic Humor
Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:56 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Kansas Abortion Doctor Killed (Gunned Down) In Church
Replies: 164
Views: 18134

Re: Kansas Abortion Doctor Killed (Gunned Down) In Church

Your data is irrelevant, as it covers *all* abortions, not late term ones (which, if I recally correctly, make up less than 1% of abortions). 420 had been pregnant for 16 or more weeks. These 420 women were asked to choose among a list of reasons they had not obtained the abortions earlier in their...
by Sadistic Humor
Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:56 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: US Marine Corps Uses 14 y/o girl to sex guys into joining
Replies: 25
Views: 3816

Re: US Marine Corps Uses 14 y/o girl to sex guys into joining

Was he blackmailing them?

"Join the Marines, or I'll have you guys arrested for statuatory rape! Y'know... raping a girl that I kidnapped. And also raped. I didn't think this through very well, did I?"
by Sadistic Humor
Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:49 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Kansas Abortion Doctor Killed (Gunned Down) In Church
Replies: 164
Views: 18134

Re: Kansas Abortion Doctor Killed (Gunned Down) In Church

From teh Wikkeh: In 1987, the Alan Guttmacher Institute collected questionnaires from 1,900 women in the United States who came to clinics to have abortions. Of the 1,900 questioned, 420 had been pregnant for 16 or more weeks. These 420 women were asked to choose among a list of reasons they had not...
by Sadistic Humor
Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:27 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Tribes is back! Woot!
Replies: 4
Views: 908

Re: Tribes is back! Woot!

Bwaahhh, now I have to buy a new disc!
by Sadistic Humor
Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:52 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Create a Card: MTG
Replies: 3761
Views: 412676

Re: Create a Card: MTG

Templar of the New Order 3WWW Creature - Legendary Roadie 4/4 Sacrifice a White creature, regenerate any New Order creature. GG: All New Order creatures are considered green until the next upkeep. BB: All New Order creatures are considered blue until the next upkeep. "Hey, where'd Ian go?"...
by Sadistic Humor
Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:45 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Kansas Abortion Doctor Killed (Gunned Down) In Church
Replies: 164
Views: 18134

Re: Kansas Abortion Doctor Killed (Gunned Down) In Church

Late-term abortion typically means abortions past 20 weeks, but usually before the 3rd trimester of 27 weeks. Fetuses before 21 weeks are almost universally non-viable, while after 27 weeks are generally always viable with immediate medical attention. It's that 21-27 week 'grey area' that causes mos...
by Sadistic Humor
Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:31 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9375873

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

by Sadistic Humor
Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:25 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Why don't people want GM vehicles?
Replies: 45
Views: 4447

Re: Why don't people want GM vehicles?

Hurrah! Good cars may b e vanishing, but Hummers live on! GM will sell its Hummer brand to Sichuan Tengzhong Heavy Industrial Machinery Co. of China, a little-known industrial firm. For now, the deal will save 3,000 jobs in the US. (The military HumVees are made by a separate company and are not inv...
by Sadistic Humor
Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:11 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Ambulance pulled over while on way to hospital
Replies: 133
Views: 12449

Re: Ambulance pulled over while on way to hospital

Well, yeah, but there had to have been a thought process that led the guy to pull over, even if it wasn't rational. Maybe it was his first day. Maybe he thought there was a gremlin on the wing.
by Sadistic Humor
Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: each consecutive post has one more character!
Replies: 79
Views: 5620

Re: each consecutive post has one more character!

Now you're just being picky. Forum games don't need to make any sense. Potatoes.
by Sadistic Humor
Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:09 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Ambulance pulled over while on way to hospital
Replies: 133
Views: 12449

Re: Ambulance pulled over while on way to hospital

Logical conclusions: you has them. Back on topic, it's probably just something I'm not seeing. Maybe the paramedics down there don't work too closely with the cops like they do up here. Maybe he thought that the guy in the back was FLEEING the cops, and the cops wanted to arrest the patient. Still, ...
by Sadistic Humor
Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Create a Card: MTG
Replies: 3761
Views: 412676

Re: Create a Card: MTG

Mechanics question: So an Obsianus Golem would become a 10/10 blue/red Elemental?

Hawt.
by Sadistic Humor
Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:49 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9375873

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

My new work number is constantly getting calls for "Bill". We got some of the FIRST digital-cable phones in the area, and this is the first time this prefix has been used in this area code. Who the heck is Bill?
by Sadistic Humor
Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:47 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Ambulance pulled over while on way to hospital
Replies: 133
Views: 12449

Re: Ambulance pulled over while on way to hospital

It was all the guy's fault in the back for getting sick and needing to be taken to the hospital. WHY DOES NO-ONE BLAME THE ROOT CAUSE?
by Sadistic Humor
Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:48 pm UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: Discworld for English class
Replies: 60
Views: 8465

Re: Discworld for English class

WHY DOES YOUR AVATAR MAKE ME GIGGLE EVERY TIME?!?!
by Sadistic Humor
Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:26 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Create a Card: MTG
Replies: 3761
Views: 412676

Re: Create a Card: MTG

*shrugs* It just came to me. There's probably better ways to do it.
by Sadistic Humor
Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:14 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Dinosaur hunting.
Replies: 23
Views: 2298

Re: Dinosaur hunting.

Armalite AR-50
I think this is the one that punched through 1/4" steel plate, blew up a watermelon, and then continued through ANOTHER 1/4" steel plate.
by Sadistic Humor
Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Create a Card: MTG
Replies: 3761
Views: 412676

Re: Create a Card: MTG

You make a persuasive argument, Fry. Over-Under 4UU Sorcery Each player writes a number on a piece of paper in secret. The caster draws as many cards as the number he writes down. For every integer that they are HIGHER than the caster's number, they must remove that many cards from the top of their ...
by Sadistic Humor
Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:58 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Kansas Abortion Doctor Killed (Gunned Down) In Church
Replies: 164
Views: 18134

Re: Kansas Abortion Doctor Killed (Gunned Down) In Church

Depends. Are these the same organizations that called him a murderer, compared abortion to the holocaust, and encouraged folks to line up outside his clinic to intimidate his personnel and patients? To stalk him and his people and publicize their locations constantly to every pro-life wingnut who c...
by Sadistic Humor
Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:49 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Create a Card: MTG
Replies: 3761
Views: 412676

Re: Create a Card: MTG

Oversimplify 5UU Enchantment All creatures become 1/1 colorless creatures, and are unable to use any abilities. "So There." EDIT: Poop. Over-Under 4UU Sorcery Each player writes a number on a piece of paper in secret. For every integer that they are HIGHER than the caster's number, they mu...
by Sadistic Humor
Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:59 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Ambulance pulled over while on way to hospital
Replies: 133
Views: 12449

Re: Ambulance pulled over while on way to hospital

Maybe he thought the cop was... was... uhm... had a First Aid kit?
by Sadistic Humor
Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:55 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Kansas Abortion Doctor Killed (Gunned Down) In Church
Replies: 164
Views: 18134

Re: Kansas Abortion Doctor Killed (Gunned Down) In Church

I reject my reality, and substitute it with yours.
by Sadistic Humor
Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:41 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: What are you listening to?
Replies: 9563
Views: 1193988

Re: What are you listening to?

Alpha Omicron wrote:Image

Marry me?

Currently mainstreaming it by listening to Metallica - Live In Mexico (18 minutes)
by Sadistic Humor
Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:14 pm UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: Discworld for English class
Replies: 60
Views: 8465

Re: Discworld for English class

He asked in January 2008. I hope he's still taking suggestions.
by Sadistic Humor
Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:51 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Why we are fat
Replies: 195
Views: 20601

Re: Why we are fat

A lot of people on my wife's side of the family are naturally skinny. My brother in law has been ORDERED to eat 3000+ calories just to keep himself healthy, and you can see every single vein on his body. It's a little upsetting. I myself definitely quality as a chunker, and I wholly admit to just no...
by Sadistic Humor
Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Create a Card: MTG
Replies: 3761
Views: 412676

Re: Create a Card: MTG

Nature's Holy Fiery Cancellation of Death RWGBU Sorcery All players are reduced to 1 life. All creatures with a toughness higher than 1 are buried. All artifacts with a cost higher than 0 are destroyed. All other permanents in play are destroyed. "So... here we are..." Next Card: Excessive...
by Sadistic Humor
Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:59 pm UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Breaking Bard
Replies: 209
Views: 75264

Re: Breaking Bad

No no, I understand the point. It won't take long for the dots to be connected. "A local young artist died of an overdose of heroin, and her bereaved father had head explodey." It wasn't his meth, but it was, in at least THREE different ways, his fault. I LIKE that part. A midair c...

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