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by Burrito
Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Arrow game
Replies: 3127
Views: 201235

Re: The Arrow game

^ Yes I do, and that would be what gate your departing flight will be using at [airport] out of [city] on [airline]. Convenient!
< needs to stop trolling and get posting.
v will get Modern Warfare 2. ...And like it.
by Burrito
Thu Jul 30, 2009 4:36 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Most Awesome/Least Awesome
Replies: 35
Views: 3424

Re: Most Awesome/Least Awesome

+1 for Man's Ingenuity (Example: conquering gravity with Aviation.)
-1 for Man's Idiocracy (Example: any and all Apple products)

Flame on.
by Burrito
Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:07 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What is in Your Clipboard?
Replies: 3692
Views: 635931

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

by Burrito
Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:34 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Things
Replies: 46
Views: 3643

Re: Things

Blue's Clues.

Rhymes with Cthulu. Kills you just as fast.
by Burrito
Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:53 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: No, you're thinking of... (a game)
Replies: 146
Views: 14067

Re: No, you're thinking of... (a game)

You're thinking of Trophy. (What was the guy that had Uranus originally confusing it with?)

The problem with trophies is the abuse of McDonald's/Burger King's, and lack of local good-eating available off the road.
by Burrito
Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2494649

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

You know I was doing so well until I just looked at this.
by Burrito
Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:09 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: No, you're thinking of... (a game)
Replies: 146
Views: 14067

Re: No, you're thinking of... (a game)

No...you're thinking of Your Anus?

Gonna have to go with either Entropy or Chaos here. And Someone else pick a word. I'm baffled by this one. -1 for me.
by Burrito
Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:01 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: No, you're thinking of... (a game)
Replies: 146
Views: 14067

Re: No, you're thinking of... (a game)

No you're thinking of mermaids.

The problem with mermaids is that they tend to explode when you step on them.
by Burrito
Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:26 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2494649

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

looked again. LEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
by Burrito
Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:21 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Would you Rather
Replies: 282
Views: 17494

Re: Would you Rather

Go with cave. Prevents the assrape thing from American History X and whole Green Mile thing from....Green Mile... Cave philosophy FTW. IN THE FUTURE.... would you rather remain on Earth with a select few hundred million people of all different nations, or travel out to newly colonized moons / planet...
by Burrito
Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: No, you're thinking of... (a game)
Replies: 146
Views: 14067

Re: No, you're thinking of... (a game)

I was thinking of Ducks, but black holes is pretty awesome.

I'm gonna say that Situational Iron is thinking of TARDIS.

There are no known problems with TARDIS (es).
by Burrito
Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:07 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: No, you're thinking of... (a game)
Replies: 146
Views: 14067

Re: No, you're thinking of... (a game)

I really really wish you could have brought up kankles. Oh well.

you're thinking of Uncles, and this has gotten pretty hilarious....

The problems with uncles usually persist after you keep feeding them.
by Burrito
Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:24 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Arrow game
Replies: 3127
Views: 201235

Re: The Arrow game

^you caught me.
<had a soft spot for Team Rocket. I lol'd @ the 'worst things to shout during sex' thread when the Team Rocket catchphrase came up.
\/ never got into anime because of the copious amounts of [Full House]/[Family Matters]/[Step By Step]/[Early Nickelodeon?] they were watching.
by Burrito
Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:33 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2494649

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

I'm posting again because I needed to get my XKCD fix. (Clinteastwood groan from Gran Torino)...........
by Burrito
Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2494649

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

This is like having a The Game thread. If you look, you lose. It hurts. If you think about The Game, you lose. The only ways to win The Game are through means so spectacular they only occur once MAYBE twice in one's lifetime. Like marriage. Or death. I lost twenty dollars and my self respect by post...
by Burrito
Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:59 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Arrow game
Replies: 3127
Views: 201235

Re: The Arrow game

^ Gold was always better than Silver, but Yellow was the best version of Pokemo--...
< Ohfuck just realized the line he set himself up for. Wait. >. There we go.
\/ Don't judge my liking Pokemon.
by Burrito
Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:50 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: No, you're thinking of... (a game)
Replies: 146
Views: 14067

Re: No, you're thinking of... (a game)

Pears. Good one!

Problem with pears is the constant confusion of grammar usage between possessive, contraction, and placement.

OHWAITSHIT. Edit:

Whoever said mayors


Thinking of Majors. Problem with Majors is the constant interruptions they give off when I'm giving a huge presentation.
by Burrito
Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Music Game
Replies: 16
Views: 2383

Re: The Music Game

Agree with a lot of the above posters. Get some more controversy to start us off like Lady Gaga (oh god...), or like Dream Theater or, hell, go classic rock theme on us with Led Zep v. Pink Floyd. Suggest Nuke it and start over with genres? (Explosions in the sky is meh quality to me, so...?) [meh10...
by Burrito
Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:35 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Arrow game
Replies: 3127
Views: 201235

Re: The Arrow game

^ ENH. WRONG.
< Fluent in German, learning Chinese and picking up French here and there.
v is a sex offending, red-light-running, child-molesting sonofabitch. BUT, contrary to popular belief, DOES NOT look like a bitch.
\\// looks like a bitch.
by Burrito
Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: No, you're thinking of... (a game)
Replies: 146
Views: 14067

Re: No, you're thinking of... (a game)

No, you're thinking of staples.

The problem with staples is that they don't really exist, even if you tell your kids countless times each night.
by Burrito
Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:09 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex
Replies: 747
Views: 95618

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

"DING-DING! Here comes the sh#%-mobile!"

(alternatively...)

"VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! F."
by Burrito
Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:51 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Sarah Palin Resigns.
Replies: 80
Views: 7925

Sarah Palin Resigns.

Anyone have any huge details? Link's on MSN, CNN, sorryI'mnewIcan'tlink. It's all over CNN... Jay Edit for the third time: I forgot to use QUOTES. Why? Tubes. QUOTE WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Gov. Sarah Palin announced Friday that she will step down as Alaska's chief executive by the end of the month. She ...
by Burrito
Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:53 am UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen [Spoilers start pg2]
Replies: 102
Views: 8409

Re: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

SUBTLE ALERT I was waiting for Foo Fighters to start up when they walked into the frat house... Okay so More with Arcee, more with "What the hell is THAT THING and WHAT DOES IT DO" explanations, and less explosions. This sounds like a job for Peter Jackson or another kickass director that...
by Burrito
Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:41 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Outuendos...
Replies: 75
Views: 6630

Re: Outuendos...

I'd've said "Laughing" but then reading the English I went to "hitting" instead....dunno if that's dirty or not but I've been out of the game for several posts already LOL. I've resorted to keeping everyone in play and gonig to negative numbers... -1 I suppose =) There's a lady w...
by Burrito
Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:38 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Arrow game
Replies: 3127
Views: 201235

Re: The Arrow game

^^^ I love your avatar.

< skipped two people and is therefore a huge asshole.

\/ will skip me, and is therefore recovering from my loss of class.

\\// will somehow try to throw another monkeywrench into the equation.
by Burrito
Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:07 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hugs!
Replies: 30338
Views: 1786583

Re: Hugs!

New to XKCD's forums, long time troll and recovering a recent game loss with Bob Marley.

Never tab multiple Wilford Brimley videos, rickrolls, and a Navi Insane Edition. Ever.


Hugs all around. Someone direct me to the bar.
*hugs*

Jay
by Burrito
Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:33 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Outuendos...
Replies: 75
Views: 6630

Outuendos...

...otherwise called "Stay out of the gutter". And the idea's simple. Use whatever weapons necessary; hanging clauses can be answered with anything. Finished answering one particular? Start a new one. Go to the gutter, you lose.

Hit it.

Did you see the size of her _______________ ?
by Burrito
Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:33 pm UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen [Spoilers start pg2]
Replies: 102
Views: 8409

Re: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Hey all, new to the forum posting, long time xkcd troll. Just want to toss out two ideas for this one after seeing TF2 and walking away feeling "Eh" but in retrospect happy I saw it anyway. I won't go see it as many times as I saw the first one; Michael Bay BLEW AWAY the first Transformers...

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