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by Mavas
Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:16 pm UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: Twilight?
Replies: 1018
Views: 146897

Re: Twilight?

I never got all the Twilight hate. Sure, it isn't particularly well written. I don't think people will remember the books or movies in 20 years like they remember The Lord of the Rings or Star Wars. Maybe it's because everyone hates teenage girls and that's who people think as mainly reading Twiligh...
by Mavas
Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:37 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13405
Views: 1548138

Re: Today I Learned

Today I learned something about women. Don't trust a ho. Never trust a ho. Don't trust a ho. Don't trust me.
by Mavas
Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:55 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Omegle!
Replies: 701
Views: 122895

Re: Omegle!

Stranger: Fuck You: :D Stranger: Hobkhkkvcjm You: DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS Stranger: Fuck ypu You: CUM INSIDE ME Stranger: YES You: OH GOD YESSS Stranger: PUSSY You: Oh and I'm a man by the way. I have an anus. Stranger: High five You: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT THIS IS THE INTERNET I...
by Mavas
Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:16 pm UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: The worst film you've seen
Replies: 706
Views: 247175

Re: The worst film you've seen

Disaster Movie. The title is quite fitting. I've had more fun watching people shoot themselves in the face on the internet. After I watched it, I felt an urge to find the writers and strangle them to death.
by Mavas
Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:02 pm UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: Haruki Murakami
Replies: 91
Views: 79214

Re: Haruki Murakami

Someone bought me a book of his, Underground, and apparently it's nonfiction... Of course I get the ONE book of his that doesn't make critics simultaneously orgasm all over themselves...
by Mavas
Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:06 pm UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Digimon vs. Pokemon
Replies: 134
Views: 47581

Re: Digimon vs. Pokemon

aleflamedyud wrote:
Mavas wrote:Pokemon. Does Digimon have a God Pokemon? No? That's what I thought.

Yeah, it doesn't have a God mon. It has four.

Oh shit.
by Mavas
Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:20 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Explain your avatar!
Replies: 1628
Views: 136949

Re: Explain your avatar!

IT'S MUTHAFUCKIN SGT JAMES DOAKES FROM MUTHAFUCKIN SHOWTIME HIT TELEVISION SERIES DEXTER MUTHAFUCKAS.
by Mavas
Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:39 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13405
Views: 1548138

Re: Today I Learned

Never never never quote 'Should You Be Laughing at This' by Daggson unless they know what it is....
by Mavas
Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:27 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: What are you listening to?
Replies: 9560
Views: 1119340

Re: What are you listening to?

Hallelujah - Jeff Buckley
So depressing...
by Mavas
Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:26 pm UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Digimon vs. Pokemon
Replies: 134
Views: 47581

Re: Digimon vs. Pokemon

Pokemon. Does Digimon have a God Pokemon? No? That's what I thought. Arceus would kill all the Digimon then move on and kick the out of Yu-Gi-Oh! for good measure.
by Mavas
Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:22 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Music to fall asleep to
Replies: 32
Views: 6035

Re: Music to fall asleep to

http://www.youtube.com/user/karma0m

It's all new age-y and bizarre. It makes me tired fo' shure.
by Mavas
Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:06 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90055
Views: 8187072

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Why is my breath so gross? I brush my teeth, gums, and my tounge for 2 minutes 3 times a day. I love how clean I am, but I'm afraid to talk if I have stinky breath.
by Mavas
Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:10 pm UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: What are you readioactive now(and other book related stuff)?
Replies: 1817
Views: 446667

Re: What are you readioactive now(and other book related stuff)?

At the moment I'm deep inside Helter Skelter by Vince Bugliosi. Charles Manson is a sick dude, but his entire story is really interesting if you're into true crime or serial killers or stuff like that. Yeah. I'm also reading A Peoples History of the United States by Howard Zinn for AP US Histoty nex...
by Mavas
Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:06 pm UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: Books you never finished
Replies: 280
Views: 166296

Re: Books you never finished

My Life by Bill Clinton. It's sitting on the table about 30 pages in. It's so huge I'm scared to get into it. Quit talking about your life and start talking about all the girls you boned! Am I right? No? OK, I'll stop talking now.
by Mavas
Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:58 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: What are you listening to?
Replies: 9560
Views: 1119340

Re: What are you listening to?

Sweet Dreams - Eurythmics
by Mavas
Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:21 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: What are you listening to?
Replies: 9560
Views: 1119340

Re: What are you listening to?

Lady GaGa - LoveGame
Yeah, I fucking love being a conformist pig.
by Mavas
Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:15 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Twitter usernames
Replies: 30
Views: 3140

Re: Twitter usernames

http://twitter.com/SgtWTF

My angsty, sociopathic random thoughts on whatever. It's not funny and it might creep you out.
by Mavas
Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:10 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90055
Views: 8187072

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Well I've been afraid of changing because I've built my life around you. And I saw my reflection in the snow-covered hills with the landslide falling.
by Mavas
Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:52 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3381
Views: 687031

Re: What were your dreams last night?

I was totally doing this one girl from school, then all of a sudden I was in some flying house with the animals from Ice Age and then they disappeared when my English teacher showed up. Then we went into the house. The house started off normal, but then in the next room there walls were orange and b...
by Mavas
Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:14 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD
Replies: 10916
Views: 2193569

Re: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD

Hi Mavas, are you sure about the long walks on the beach ? Do you live in the US? Do you like math and/or programming? Yeah, I really don't. I thought it was just a rule that you have to write that. I mean, conforming is awesome! I live in the US. In fact, I've never been out of the US. Maybe a tri...
by Mavas
Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:36 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rate the avatar above you
Replies: 3920
Views: 343402

Re: Rate the avatar above you

Oh me yarm A TREE 10/10
by Mavas
Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:33 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: AT&T censors internet
Replies: 57
Views: 12648

Re: AT&T censors internet

Damn, 4chan is scary. It's like all the evil of the internet is gathered into that one Godless place. I actually think they'll do something to AT&T. Because they're hardcore like that... :l
by Mavas
Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:28 am UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Game of Thrones: The TV Show (novelisation coming soon)
Replies: 2102
Views: 333306

Re: A Song of Ice and Fire

Upon reading this thread, I jizzed my pants a little. My closet nerd is flipping shit.
by Mavas
Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:15 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90055
Views: 8187072

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

I hate hangnails. Soooo much.
by Mavas
Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:14 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What are your ambitions for the future?
Replies: 95
Views: 9047

Re: What are your ambitions for the future?

I have no idea what I want to do. Nothing really interests me except History. And what can you do with a History degree? Write a book on the civilian relationship pre-Punic Wars Rome and Carthage? Nah, not my style. Oh well... Someone has to be the mindless office drone, I guess. :l
by Mavas
Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:11 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Your forum habits.
Replies: 106
Views: 10384

Re: Your forum habits.

I try too hard to be funny. I somehow end up hitting on random moderators. Then everyone is like 'Damn, that kid is a major creep.' And then I never log on again. Story of my life.
by Mavas
Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:07 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD
Replies: 10916
Views: 2193569

Re: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD

Buenos dias senors. Me llamo es Mavas. No comprende ingles. Just kidding. I am an angsty teenage boy with a major case of closet nerd. I come off as a creepy smelly perv who stalks people and sits alone in his basement all day. Well, I'm not smelly! Aaaahhhh, stop being so unfunny, me. Talking to my...
by Mavas
Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:57 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Omegle!
Replies: 701
Views: 122895

Re: Omegle!

I talked to a guy from the Netherlands. Then the conversations right after that, I got a girl from Belgium. I got her e-mail address. I'm such a player. 8)

(so lonely...)

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