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SirGabriel

I don't see an option to delete my account, can you do it for me?

SirGabriel

FF0000 ██ Red - 11 ++ FF8000 ██ Orange - 10 FFFF00 ██ Yellow - 10 80FF00 ██ Chartreuse Green - 11 00FF00 ██ Green - 10 00FFFF ██ Cyan - 10 0080FF ██ Azure - 10 0000FF ██ Blue - 10 8000FF ██ Violet - 10 FF00FF ██ Magenta - 10 FF0080 ██ Rose - 12 000000 ██ Black - 0 -- FFFFFF ██ White - 11 There was ...

SirGabriel

[quote="flicky1991"] FF0000 ██ Red - 10 FF8000 ██ Orange - 10 FFFF00 ██ Yellow - 10 80FF00 ██ Chartreuse Green - 11 ++ 00FF00 ██ Green - 10 00FFFF ██ Cyan - 10 0080FF ██ Azure - 10 0000FF ██ Blue - 10 8000FF ██ Violet - 10 FF00FF ██ Magenta - 10 FF0080 ██ Rose - 11 -- 000000 ██ Black - 4 8...

SirGabriel

[quote="flicky1991"] FF0000 ██ Red - 10 FF8000 ██ Orange - 10 FFFF00 ██ Yellow - 10 80FF00 ██ Chartreuse Green - 10 00FF00 ██ Green - 10 00FFFF ██ Cyan - 10 0080FF ██ Azure - 10 0000FF ██ Blue - 10 8000FF ██ Violet - 10 FF00FF ██ Magenta - 10 FF0080 ██ Rose - 12 -- 000000 ██ Black - 6 -- 8...

SirGabriel

[quote="flicky1991"] FF0000 ██ Red - 10 FF8000 ██ Orange - 10 FFFF00 ██ Yellow - 10 80FF00 ██ Chartreuse Green - 10 00FF00 ██ Green - 10 00FFFF ██ Cyan - 10 0080FF ██ Azure - 10 0000FF ██ Blue - 10 8000FF ██ Violet - 10 FF00FF ██ Magenta - 10 FF0080 ██ Rose - 13 -- 000000 ██ Black - 7 ++ 8...

SirGabriel

You're only decreasing black because I'm increasing it, don't bother denying it. I'm only decreasing Rose because it is in the lead by far, nothing personal. Edit: Or at least there was nothing personal, until you ignored my request (which was serious, if you couldn't tell) and claimed I started som...

SirGabriel

[quote="flicky1991"] FF0000 ██ Red - 10 FF8000 ██ Orange - 10 FFFF00 ██ Yellow - 10 80FF00 ██ Chartreuse Green - 10 00FF00 ██ Green - 10 00FFFF ██ Cyan - 10 0080FF ██ Azure - 10 0000FF ██ Blue - 10 8000FF ██ Violet - 10 FF00FF ██ Magenta - 10 FF0080 ██ Rose - 0 -- 000000 ██ Black - 9 ++ 80...

SirGabriel

[quote="flicky1991"] FF0000 ██ Red - 10 FF8000 ██ Orange - 10 FFFF00 ██ Yellow - 10 80FF00 ██ Chartreuse Green - 10 00FF00 ██ Green - 10 00FFFF ██ Cyan - 10 0080FF ██ Azure - 10 0000FF ██ Blue - 10 8000FF ██ Violet - 10 FF00FF ██ Magenta - 10 FF0080 ██ Rose - 16 -- 000000 ██ Black - 10 ++ ...

SirGabriel

[quote="flicky1991"] FF0000 ██ Red - 10 FF8000 ██ Orange - 10 FFFF00 ██ Yellow - 10 80FF00 ██ Chartreuse Green - 10 00FF00 ██ Green - 10 00FFFF ██ Cyan - 10 0080FF ██ Azure - 10 0000FF ██ Blue - 10 8000FF ██ Violet - 10 FF00FF ██ Magenta - 10 FF0080 ██ Rose - 17 -- 000000 ██ Black - 11 ++ ...

SirGabriel

I hit emlightened with a rolled-up contract which states that emlightened will pay me one million dollars; the contract specifies that, in lieu of signatures, both parties to the agreement will indicate their consent by rolling up the contract and hitting each other with it.

SirGabriel

One circle, two ovals, and three lines.

SirGabriel

Banned for banning your sibling.

SirGabriel

I take a penny. This is Friendship 7 calling Mission Control. We have a loose pole-dancing bobcat--repeat, a loose pole-dancing bobcat--on board. Queen Elizabeth II is whistling "Red Solo Cup" on the stern bridge and is in possession of our bowcaster, and somebody stole my lucky penny. Ove...

SirGabriel

I hit heuristically_alone with Russell's Teapot.
(object randomly selected by the "Random" button on xkcd)

SirGabriel

Granted. 4pm now starts one minute after 3:49pm. So I not only get 10 extra minutes after work, I also have 10 fewer minutes in my workday? Sounds good to me. I wish for a large hi-res flat screen computer monitor, and that my computer could drive it well. Granted. your flat screen monitor is mount...

SirGabriel

It would take me a lot longer than 15 seconds to figure out whether my mouse uses a laser. I can't think of anything else in the room that would.

Something which weighs almost exactly 5 pounds?

SirGabriel

000000 - 4 ++ 000033 - 2 000066 - 2 000099 - 2 0000cc - 2 0000ff - 2 003300 - 2 003333 - 2 003366 - 2 003399 - 2 0033cc - 2 0033ff - 2 006600 - 2 006633 - 2 006666 - 2 006699 - 2 0066cc - 2 0066ff - 2 009900 - 2 009933 - 2 009966 - 2 009999 - 2 0099cc - 2 0099ff - 2 00cc00 - 2 00cc33 - 2 00cc66 - 2 ...

SirGabriel

Granted. I accidentally hurt all of the answers. In this case, I don't think that counts as a corruption. I wish I liked plain boiled potatoes. Granted. You are allergic to literally every other food. While you no longer dislike plain boiled potatoes, you hate the lack of variety. I wish there were...

SirGabriel

Granted. The other six swore vows of virginity, and not even being one of the last seven humans alive will make them break those vows.

I wish the Hurt and Heal thread hadn't died.

SirGabriel

5: 1 cat, 1 pair of rabbit ears, and 3 vertical yellow lines.

SirGabriel

000000 - 5 ++ 000033 - 4 000066 - 4 000099 - 4 0000cc - 4 0000ff - 4 003300 - 4 003333 - 4 003366 - 4 003399 - 4 0033cc - 4 0033ff - 4 006600 - 4 006633 - 4 006666 - 4 006699 - 4 0066cc - 4 0066ff - 4 009900 - 4 009933 - 4 009966 - 4 009999 - 4 0099cc - 4 0099ff - 4 00cc00 - 4 00cc33 - 4 00cc66 - 4 ...

SirGabriel

Hmm... EVERY SINGLE XKCD COMIC (nah time’s gonna win) EVERY SINGLE WEB-SAFE COLOR You can't just give the category name, you have to list the options and assign starting point values. Also, just to be clear, you don't have to include every option in the category - one past round included an arbitra...

SirGabriel

George Washington (1789–1797) - 16 --
James Monroe (1817–1825) - 2
Martin Van Buren (1837–1841) - 2
Abraham Lincoln (1861–1865) - 13 ++
William McKinley (1897–1901) - 2
Woodrow Wilson (1913–1921) - 2

SirGabriel

Banned for assuming I have feelings.

SirGabriel

[quote="threetwoone"] George Washington (1789–1797) - 15 James Madison (1809–1817) - 1 -- James Monroe (1817–1825) - 2 Martin Van Buren (1837–1841) - 2 Abraham Lincoln (1861–1865) - 14 ++ William McKinley (1897–1901) - 2 Woodrow Wilson (1913–1921) - 2 Warren G. Harding (1921–1923) - 2 Fran...

SirGabriel

I hit emlightened with a surprised Cyclops.

SirGabriel

Banned for using an animated emoji.

SirGabriel

[quote="emlightened"] George Washington (1789–1797) - 14 James Madison (1809–1817) - 3 -- James Monroe (1817–1825) - 2 Martin Van Buren (1837–1841) - 2 Abraham Lincoln (1861–1865) - 15 ++ William McKinley (1897–1901) - 2 Woodrow Wilson (1913–1921) - 2 Warren G. Harding (1921–1923) - 2 Fran...

SirGabriel

I combine pencil with paper to create book. My elements: ⋅ Classical Elements: earth, water, fire, air ⋅ Chemical Elements: carbon, oxygen, silicon, nitrogen, thorium ⋅ Chemical Compounds: hydrogen peroxide, laughing gas, CO 2 ⋅ Food: meat, bread, alcohol,...

SirGabriel

I combine villain with The Doctor to create Daleks. My elements: ⋅ Classical Elements: earth, water, fire, air ⋅ Chemical Elements: carbon, oxygen, silicon, nitrogen, thorium ⋅ Chemical Compounds: hydrogen peroxide, laughing gas, CO 2 ⋅ Food: meat, bread, ...

SirGabriel

[quote="emlightened"] George Washington (1789–1797) - 14 James Madison (1809–1817) - 4 James Monroe (1817–1825) - 2 Martin Van Buren (1837–1841) - 2 Abraham Lincoln (1861–1865) - 14 ++ William McKinley (1897–1901) - 2 Woodrow Wilson (1913–1921) - 2 Warren G. Harding (1921–1923) - 2 Frankli...

SirGabriel

[quote="emlightened"] George Washington (1789–1797) - 14 ++ John Adams (1797–1801) - 2 James Madison (1809–1817) - 3 James Monroe (1817–1825) - 2 Martin Van Buren (1837–1841) - 2 Abraham Lincoln (1861–1865) - 13 ++ Ulysses S. Grant (1869–1877) - 0 -- Grover Cleveland (1885–1889), (1893–189...

SirGabriel

Banned for blaming the bad punctuation I stole from heury on me.

SirGabriel

George Washington (1789–1797) - 12 ++ John Adams (1797–1801) - 2 James Madison (1809–1817) - 2 -- James Monroe (1817–1825) - 2 Martin Van Buren (1837–1841) - 2 -- Abraham Lincoln (1861–1865) - 12 ++ Ulysses S. Grant (1869–1877) - 4 Grover Cleveland (1885–1889), (1893–1897) - 4 William McKinley (189...

SirGabriel

Banned for assuming I didn't listen to it (even though I didn't. Assumptions are a bannable offence)

SirGabriel

No.

flicky?

SirGabriel

Banned for linking to YouTube.

SirGabriel

Banned for stealing my wallet.

SirGabriel

Banned for not using capitalization.

SirGabriel

Banned for not speaking American English.

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