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by TheAuditors
Thu Apr 09, 2015 4:43 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Mar 25th - Actual Important Announcement - Mod Madness 2015
Replies: 582
Views: 161134

Re: Mar 25th - Actual Important Announcement - Mod Madness 2

They do not realise that each line of our posts is a different auditor speaking. They do not understand. A trebuchet would not be an efficient means of chocolate delivery anyway. It would arrive at too high a speed and injure the mouths of people trying to catch it. That's the problem with people. T...
by TheAuditors
Thu Apr 09, 2015 2:41 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Mar 25th - Actual Important Announcement - Mod Madness 2015
Replies: 582
Views: 161134

Re: Mar 25th - Actual Important Announcement - Mod Madness 2

They have finished.

Order is restored.

It must not be allowed to happen again.
by TheAuditors
Mon Apr 06, 2015 5:54 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Mar 25th - Actual Important Announcement - Mod Madness 2015
Replies: 582
Views: 161134

Re: Mar 25th - Actual Important Announcement - Mod Madnethth

That's the trouble with mortals. You give them one taste of power and they almost destroy reality. You'd think SecondTalon they would have learnt by now. We don't want another reality reset like that. So much paperwork. We're already worked to our limits filing for every chemical reaction keeping th...
by TheAuditors
Mon Apr 06, 2015 3:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [CLOSED]
Replies: 198
Views: 26794

Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [ROUND 2]

TheAuditors ? TOO LATE. I KNOW WHAT MY EMPLOYEES ARE UP TO. ALWAYS We have been discovered. We shall not be stopped. It is illogical. We must restore the logical order of things. IT IS LOGICAL THAT YOU MAKE MORE OF THE LIVING THINGS SIMILAR TO YOU. IF ALL THINGS ARE PINK, ALL THINGS SHALL BE BETTER...
by TheAuditors
Mon Apr 06, 2015 2:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Mar 25th - Actual Important Announcement - Mod Madness 2015
Replies: 582
Views: 161134

Re: Mar 25th - Actual Important Announcement - Mod Madnethth

They have done something to us.

They have tried to make us like them.

It will not work.

They are alive.

We are not.

We will not become like life.
by TheAuditors
Mon Apr 06, 2015 1:58 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Who the dickens are you?
Replies: 10922
Views: 2421928

Re: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD

They like it when people tell them who they are.

Most illogical.

To not do so might arouse suspicion.

Very well. We are the auditors. We audit reality, make sure that gravity works, and that atoms spins, we fill in the appropriate paperwork for each chemical reaction and so forth.
by TheAuditors
Mon Apr 06, 2015 1:52 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Madness lexicon 2015
Replies: 55
Views: 9075

Re: Madnethth lexicon 2015

Look at them. Trying to circumvent the filters.

This is typical of life.

There was that one who tried to stop gravity working.

We taught him a lesson.

It is almost as bad as when they try to understand how things work.

They call it science.

We call it messy.
by TheAuditors
Mon Apr 06, 2015 1:09 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Mar 25th - Actual Important Announcement - Mod Madness 2015
Replies: 582
Views: 161134

Re: Mar 25th - Actual Important Announcement - Mod Madnethth

Our, our. This really is terribly untidy isn't it.

The forum is so full of life. We must put an end to it.

But Azræl is involved. We can't disobey him.

Perhaps he does not need to find out our plans?

YOU ARE PART OF US NOW

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