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by yakkoTDI
Wed Jul 05, 2017 8:44 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1859: "Sports Knowledge"
Replies: 44
Views: 3631

Re: 1859: "Sports Knowledge"

??? The Lakers are Los Angeles, he plays for Anaheim - they aren't even in the same county. Funny how the team is called the Los Angeles Angels isn't even based in Los Angeles. TIL. Last year I found out that the Dallas Cowboys play their home games in Arlington, and apparently their headquarters a...
by yakkoTDI
Fri Dec 23, 2016 8:40 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1776: "Reindeer"
Replies: 32
Views: 4806

Re: 1776: Reindeer

orthogon wrote:Seems like the kind of thing he could knock up in an afternoon.


Assuming local bestiality laws don't forbid said knocking up.
by yakkoTDI
Mon Dec 05, 2016 4:25 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1768: "Settling"
Replies: 50
Views: 9075

Re: 1768: "Settling"

Obligatory "Should I stay or should I go" lyrics. Darling you got to let me know Should I stay or should I go? If you say that you are mine I'll be here 'til the end of time So you got to let me know Should I stay or should I go? It's always tease, tease, tease You're happy when I'm on my ...
by yakkoTDI
Wed Nov 23, 2016 5:18 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1763: "Catcalling"
Replies: 91
Views: 13361

Re: 1763: "Catcalling"

HAH! Like a Universe Control could get a cat to come just because a human summoned it.
by yakkoTDI
Fri Oct 28, 2016 7:30 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1752: "Interplanetary Experience"
Replies: 47
Views: 5941

Re: 1752: "Interplanetary Experience"

stilettoblade wrote:Is "heat-shrink wetsuit in a blast furnace" too long to be my new band name?


Sixpence None the Richer doesn't think so.
by yakkoTDI
Thu Oct 27, 2016 7:10 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1751: "Movie Folder"
Replies: 57
Views: 7162

Re: 1751: "Movie Folder"

trpmb6 wrote:
ruurdjan wrote:So, blackhat is basically a hipster? Not sure what I think of that...



I actually thought they were just reading bad pr0n movie titles....


As long as it is bad, porn movie titles and not movie titles of bad porn I am ok with it.
by yakkoTDI
Mon Oct 24, 2016 8:41 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1750: "Life Goals"
Replies: 47
Views: 6822

Re: 1750: "Life Goals"

cellocgw wrote:
Envelope Generator wrote:The sight of the word zymugry is always one of those moments... yet I had no idea of what the punchline could possibly be. Particularly well played.



There are three words in the English language which end in "gry"... :twisted:


But alas it is spelled zymurgy.
by yakkoTDI
Tue Sep 06, 2016 7:12 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1729: "Migrating Geese"
Replies: 33
Views: 5736

Re: 1729: "Migrating Geese"

project2051 wrote:But this comic still does not answer the age old question; "Why is one side of the "V" longer than the other?".


Because they are not flying in V formation. They are flying in check mark formation. :mrgreen:
by yakkoTDI
Tue May 17, 2016 2:18 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1681: "Laser Products"
Replies: 30
Views: 4632

Re: 1681: "Laser Products"

Soupspoon wrote:
Echo244 wrote:...but if I get some freshly printed laser hair, from a print job that didn't jam, and weave it into my normal hair, I'll be able to blast things with my ponytail?
Can't you do that already?

I can. Although not with my head-hair, admitedly.


Pics or Ban!
by yakkoTDI
Fri Mar 25, 2016 12:57 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1660: "Captain Speaking"
Replies: 26
Views: 4329

Re: 1660: "Captain Speaking"

At least he knew what kind of plane it was. When this happened to me I couldn't even tell it was a 787. The passengers that survived were such whiners. It is not like I killed everyone.
by yakkoTDI
Fri Feb 26, 2016 6:09 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1648: "Famous Duos"
Replies: 44
Views: 5855

Re: 1648: "Famous Duos"

rhomboidal wrote:In a parallel universe, Pinky and Clyde eat pellets in Acme Labs while running from Pac-Man.


Pinky and Clyde was odd to me until I realised Randall wasn't talking about two PacMan ghosts.
by yakkoTDI
Thu Feb 04, 2016 4:19 pm UTC
Forum: What If?
Topic: What-If 0144: "Saliva Pool"
Replies: 18
Views: 6630

Re: What-If 0144: "Saliva Pool"

sevenperforce wrote:I was hoping he'd go through a "if we relax the 'single person' requirement, then what logistics are we looking at?" bit.


You mean 'What if we tried more power?'
by yakkoTDI
Fri Jan 29, 2016 4:33 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1636: "xkcd Stack"
Replies: 37
Views: 6762

Re: 1636: xkcd Stack

My stack: blueberries syrup butter pancake pancake pancake pancake plate placemat table floor ground turtle *Inf What the hell is wrong with you people?! Why do you insist on ruining pancakes by putting butter on them?! Stack for professionals: blueberries syrup pancake bananas pancake syrup pancak...
by yakkoTDI
Mon Jan 18, 2016 4:13 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1631: "Longer Than Usual"
Replies: 39
Views: 7260

Re: 1631: "Longer Than Usual"

Echo244 wrote:
rmsgrey wrote:specialist computers with other functions than just pure gaming...


...specialist computers to connect you to some sort of media store and digital restrictions management system?


FTFY
by yakkoTDI
Fri Jan 15, 2016 6:59 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1630: "Quadcopter"
Replies: 34
Views: 5433

Re: 1630: "Quadcopter"

suso wrote:I think Randall got a quadcopter recently. I think Randall also knows that some of us got quadcopters recently. :twisted:


FTFY
by yakkoTDI
Tue Jan 12, 2016 4:15 pm UTC
Forum: What If?
Topic: What-If 0141: "Sunbeam"
Replies: 81
Views: 20003

Re: What-If 0141: "Sunbeam"

Beavertails wrote:A Dyson Sphere Death Star?


Buy their vacuums or else the Earth gets it!!!!
by yakkoTDI
Fri Jan 01, 2016 2:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1623: "2016 Conversation Guide"
Replies: 94
Views: 15784

Re: 1623: "2016 Conversation Guide"

Quicksilver wrote:I'll leave anything relating to hoverboards to Seth Sentry.


As do I.


CocoaNutCakery wrote:Here's the robot butler of 2016:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51yGC3iytbY


I kept waiting for it to go crazy and slaughter the family. What a huge letdown.
by yakkoTDI
Fri Dec 25, 2015 7:16 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1621: "Fixion"
Replies: 19
Views: 5206

Re: 1621: "Fixion"

richP wrote:wouldn't the discovery of said particle put all the physicists out of work?

side not: "physicists" is surprisingly hard to spell correctly.


Theoretically yes.

Also, 'note' seems to be hard to spell correctly as well.
by yakkoTDI
Mon Nov 30, 2015 10:58 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1610: "Fire Ants"
Replies: 36
Views: 8465

Re: 1610: "Fire Ants"

Living in Florida, I can assure you that fire ants are, in fact, not cool. I live in Florida as well. Ants are cool no matter where you live as long as they do not invade your sleeping space. Fire ants? I'd rather hire ants! (Hey, it's early Monday after a lot of Thanksgiving feasts and staying up ...
by yakkoTDI
Mon Nov 30, 2015 10:47 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1609: "Food Combinations"
Replies: 57
Views: 10920

Re: 1609: "Food Combinations"

Well, considering the date of publication, it's a blessing he didn't include turkey and stuffing in the base list. BTW, who remembers the product advertised, "Everything tastes better, with _________ on it" ? What is Blue Bonnet? Can I have old ad slogans for $400 Alex? One I actually tri...
by yakkoTDI
Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:03 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1606: "Five-Day Forecast"
Replies: 115
Views: 17782

Re: 1606: "Five-Day Forecast"

CharlieP wrote:I can't be the only person who instinctively picked up his mouse to click on the button to change to Celsius.


Actually you can be but probably are not.
by yakkoTDI
Tue Nov 17, 2015 3:40 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1604: "Snakes"
Replies: 66
Views: 10058

Re: 1604: "Snakes"

Coyoty wrote:A snake! A snake! Ω, it's a snake!


Ωy! I am going to badger you for better puns.
by yakkoTDI
Fri Nov 13, 2015 4:06 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1603: "Flashlights"
Replies: 64
Views: 15126

Re: 1603: "Flashlights"

I recently upgraded my front bike light from "vaguely know there's a cyclist there" to "this path is daylight now". Daylight?! You mean you got one of these? http://reviews.mtbr.com/review-cateye-volt-6000 The beam pattern photo on page two is what make me want a couple for my b...
by yakkoTDI
Mon Nov 09, 2015 4:31 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1601: "Isolation"
Replies: 103
Views: 19958

Re: 1601: "Isolation"

Whizbang wrote:They do, however, seem to give some fucks toward whoever they are texting.


But are they good fucks like that one time with the Swedish aerobics instructor and I on the couch or is it more like the Chihuahua on your leg at a party?
by yakkoTDI
Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:59 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1595: "30 Days Hath September"
Replies: 132
Views: 20515

Re: 1595: "30 Days Hath September"

WilliamLehnsherr wrote:But by the looks of things I've pulled that completely out of my arse.


Good for you! I had a friend only pull it halfway out and that caused a nasty infection.
by yakkoTDI
Mon Oct 05, 2015 3:55 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1586: "Keyboard Problems"
Replies: 61
Views: 8772

Re: 1586: "Keyboard Problems"

PEBKAC yea, but... cueball is sitting on the floor. PICNIC then? ** With great irony, Windows decided to turn on "filter keys" on both of my computers today. One is Win8.1, one is Win10. I've already disabled the "turn on filter keys when right shift is pressed for 8 seconds" op...
by yakkoTDI
Fri Oct 02, 2015 4:27 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1585: "Similarities"
Replies: 26
Views: 5423

Re: 1585: "Similarities"

Well yes. But I still don't understand the "brand" reference. I don't really get any of it. Based on reading explainxkcd.com, I guess that one "brand" is Twilight , since Fifty Shades was originally Twilight Internet fanfic, and this is vaguely related to the origin of The Marti...
by yakkoTDI
Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:48 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1578: Squirrelphone
Replies: 38
Views: 7471

Re: 1578: Squirrelphone

Caesar wrote:I have no earthly idea what this comic, or the title text for that matter, is about.


Do you perhaps have an unearthly idea at least?
by yakkoTDI
Mon Sep 14, 2015 4:04 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1577: "Advent"
Replies: 71
Views: 11643

Re: 1577: Advent

orthogon wrote:Cue discussion of the effect on life expectancy of eating a chocolate every day.


Assuming a small, good quality chocolate and no allergies to it the life expectancy would probably go up. I know I would be happier getting a delicious chocolate everyday and happy people theoretically live longer.
by yakkoTDI
Wed Aug 19, 2015 3:45 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1566: "Board Game"
Replies: 30
Views: 6229

Re: 1566: "Board Game"

madaco wrote:At first, when it said allowable deductions, I thought it was going to be a board game about formal logic.


And when you realised it was about the U.S. Income Tax Code you saw that there was no logic.
by yakkoTDI
Mon Aug 10, 2015 3:52 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1562: "I in Team"
Replies: 43
Views: 8096

Re: 1562: "I in Team"

Jackpot777 wrote:
leeharveyosmond wrote:And, also, "but there are four U's in shut the f*ck up".


Three.


You have to hold it up to a mirror to see the fourth.
by yakkoTDI
Fri Jul 10, 2015 4:24 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1549: "XKCD Phone 3"
Replies: 40
Views: 6309

Re: 1549: "XKCD Phone 3"

Someone should make a mechanical puzzle that looks like an oversized USB A port and connector. In the unsolved state, when you attempt to insert the connector right side up it is blocked by a lever. Each time that lever is pushed, it does something to the locking mechanism. Likewise, when you put t...
by yakkoTDI
Fri Jul 10, 2015 4:17 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1548: "90s Kid"
Replies: 32
Views: 6309

Re: 1548: "90s Kid"

I look forward to the day. But then again, I still remix stuff like this I remember when Beats International (Fatboy Slim. Norman Cook. That guy) sampled "The Guns Of Brixton" by The Clash as the bassline for "Dub Be Good To Me". Ooh, old song being sampled (I thought to myself ...

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