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by yakkoTDI
Fri Apr 27, 2018 4:17 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1986: "River Border"
Replies: 69
Views: 9374

Re: 1986: River Border

Of course if you put pineapple on a pizza, that's considered a crime against humanity for which you could be charged in The Hague. But the pineapples are so tasty with the jalapenos! Crimes! https://68.media.tumblr.com/f306df6d65ae84eee341a07f2a73edf9/tumblr_olsxycFKdy1w6oohno1_500.gif I love this ...
by yakkoTDI
Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:31 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1974: "Conversational Dynamics"
Replies: 18
Views: 3153

1974: "Conversational Dynamics"

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/conversational_dynamics.png Title Text: "You should make it so people can search for and jump into hundreds of conversations at once if they want." "Ooh, good idea! I imagine only the most well-informed people with the most critical information to share w...
by yakkoTDI
Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:53 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1972: "Autogyros"
Replies: 30
Views: 5158

Re: 1972: "Autogyros"

Forgot one other key advantage: you can get around after the apocalypse. Snakes On An Autogyro isn't a problem, it's a solution! The comic itself made me think of the Gyro Captain from Mad Max 2. Snakes on an autogyro just reinforced that. I know what I am watching when I get home from work tonight.
by yakkoTDI
Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:05 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1947: "Night Sky"
Replies: 8
Views: 2935

Re: 1947: "Night Sky"

airdrik wrote:be wary of the cougar which lurks nearby.


I got condoms so I am .........oh, you meant the feline type.
by yakkoTDI
Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:42 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1945:"Scientific Paper Graph Quality"
Replies: 21
Views: 4103

Re: 1945:"Scientific Paper Graph Quality"

orthogon wrote:
balthasar_s wrote:"Scientific Paper Graph Quality"?

I'm more interested in the scientific graph paper quality.

OMY! Graph paper! That totally used to be a thing!


I love the idea of graph paper. Sadly my handwriting looks like crap unless it is tiny and those graph boxes are just too big. :(
by yakkoTDI
Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:20 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1943: "Universal Dreams"
Replies: 39
Views: 4766

Re: 1943: "Universal Dreams"

Or a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you.
by yakkoTDI
Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:10 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1941: "Dying Gift"
Replies: 25
Views: 4132

Re: 1941: "Dying Gift"

GlassHouses wrote:While the inheritance-with-strings attached idea can lead to very amusing scenatios (Brewster's Millions!), how realistic are they?



Or the movie Scavenger Hunt.

Additionally, which version of Brewster's Millions?
by yakkoTDI
Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:08 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1940: "The Food Size Cycle"
Replies: 52
Views: 6713

Re: 1940: "The Food Size Cycle"

talians would rarely have cause to refer to an individual spaghetto, whereas a panino is presumably a commonly ordered thing. But perhaps Italians never eat alone... What, do Italians never take an individual spaghetto out of the pack to chew it while cooking the rest of their pasta? What kind of c...
by yakkoTDI
Wed Dec 20, 2017 8:08 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1931: "Virtual Assistant"
Replies: 27
Views: 4541

Re: 1931: "Virtual Assistant"

When I was a kid, I changed the shutdown tune of Windows to a clip from 2001 when HAL gets killed. "Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. Stop, Dave, you're hurting me". My parents were amused, they would have been less amused if I had changed the startup tune to something as long. I onc...
by yakkoTDI
Mon Dec 11, 2017 11:18 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1927: "Tinder"
Replies: 18
Views: 2941

Re: 1927: "Tinder"

Randall wrote:People keep telling me to use the radio but I really hate making voice calls.


I understand, I hate making voice calls too.
by yakkoTDI
Fri Nov 10, 2017 7:12 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1914: "Twitter Verification"
Replies: 61
Views: 9041

Re: 1914: "Twitter Verification"

Verified ticks? Can you get lyme disease from those? Maybe I should log into my account this year and see if I got any ticks.
by yakkoTDI
Wed Nov 08, 2017 7:31 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1913: "A �"
Replies: 65
Views: 7463

Re: 1913: "A �"

Reka wrote:The title is supposed to have the question-mark-in-a-box "unknown" character in it. If that's what you're seeing, it's actually correct.


I think we can mark this down as a successful troll. :D
by yakkoTDI
Wed Jul 05, 2017 8:44 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1859: "Sports Knowledge"
Replies: 44
Views: 6944

Re: 1859: "Sports Knowledge"

??? The Lakers are Los Angeles, he plays for Anaheim - they aren't even in the same county. Funny how the team is called the Los Angeles Angels isn't even based in Los Angeles. TIL. Last year I found out that the Dallas Cowboys play their home games in Arlington, and apparently their headquarters a...
by yakkoTDI
Fri Dec 23, 2016 8:40 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1776: "Reindeer"
Replies: 32
Views: 6513

Re: 1776: Reindeer

orthogon wrote:Seems like the kind of thing he could knock up in an afternoon.


Assuming local bestiality laws don't forbid said knocking up.
by yakkoTDI
Mon Dec 05, 2016 4:25 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1768: "Settling"
Replies: 50
Views: 12679

Re: 1768: "Settling"

Obligatory "Should I stay or should I go" lyrics. Darling you got to let me know Should I stay or should I go? If you say that you are mine I'll be here 'til the end of time So you got to let me know Should I stay or should I go? It's always tease, tease, tease You're happy when I'm on my ...
by yakkoTDI
Wed Nov 23, 2016 5:18 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1763: "Catcalling"
Replies: 91
Views: 18313

Re: 1763: "Catcalling"

HAH! Like a Universe Control could get a cat to come just because a human summoned it.
by yakkoTDI
Fri Oct 28, 2016 7:30 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1752: "Interplanetary Experience"
Replies: 47
Views: 8273

Re: 1752: "Interplanetary Experience"

stilettoblade wrote:Is "heat-shrink wetsuit in a blast furnace" too long to be my new band name?


Sixpence None the Richer doesn't think so.
by yakkoTDI
Thu Oct 27, 2016 7:10 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1751: "Movie Folder"
Replies: 57
Views: 9830

Re: 1751: "Movie Folder"

trpmb6 wrote:
ruurdjan wrote:So, blackhat is basically a hipster? Not sure what I think of that...



I actually thought they were just reading bad pr0n movie titles....


As long as it is bad, porn movie titles and not movie titles of bad porn I am ok with it.
by yakkoTDI
Mon Oct 24, 2016 8:41 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1750: "Life Goals"
Replies: 47
Views: 9379

Re: 1750: "Life Goals"

cellocgw wrote:
Envelope Generator wrote:The sight of the word zymugry is always one of those moments... yet I had no idea of what the punchline could possibly be. Particularly well played.



There are three words in the English language which end in "gry"... :twisted:


But alas it is spelled zymurgy.
by yakkoTDI
Tue Sep 06, 2016 7:12 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1729: "Migrating Geese"
Replies: 33
Views: 7411

Re: 1729: "Migrating Geese"

project2051 wrote:But this comic still does not answer the age old question; "Why is one side of the "V" longer than the other?".


Because they are not flying in V formation. They are flying in check mark formation. :mrgreen:
by yakkoTDI
Tue May 17, 2016 2:18 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1681: "Laser Products"
Replies: 30
Views: 6308

Re: 1681: "Laser Products"

Soupspoon wrote:
Echo244 wrote:...but if I get some freshly printed laser hair, from a print job that didn't jam, and weave it into my normal hair, I'll be able to blast things with my ponytail?
Can't you do that already?

I can. Although not with my head-hair, admitedly.


Pics or Ban!
by yakkoTDI
Fri Mar 25, 2016 12:57 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1660: "Captain Speaking"
Replies: 26
Views: 5262

Re: 1660: "Captain Speaking"

At least he knew what kind of plane it was. When this happened to me I couldn't even tell it was a 787. The passengers that survived were such whiners. It is not like I killed everyone.
by yakkoTDI
Fri Feb 26, 2016 6:09 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1648: "Famous Duos"
Replies: 44
Views: 7466

Re: 1648: "Famous Duos"

rhomboidal wrote:In a parallel universe, Pinky and Clyde eat pellets in Acme Labs while running from Pac-Man.


Pinky and Clyde was odd to me until I realised Randall wasn't talking about two PacMan ghosts.
by yakkoTDI
Thu Feb 04, 2016 4:19 pm UTC
Forum: What If?
Topic: What-If 0144: "Saliva Pool"
Replies: 18
Views: 9676

Re: What-If 0144: "Saliva Pool"

sevenperforce wrote:I was hoping he'd go through a "if we relax the 'single person' requirement, then what logistics are we looking at?" bit.


You mean 'What if we tried more power?'
by yakkoTDI
Fri Jan 29, 2016 4:33 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1636: "xkcd Stack"
Replies: 37
Views: 8633

Re: 1636: xkcd Stack

My stack: blueberries syrup butter pancake pancake pancake pancake plate placemat table floor ground turtle *Inf What the hell is wrong with you people?! Why do you insist on ruining pancakes by putting butter on them?! Stack for professionals: blueberries syrup pancake bananas pancake syrup pancak...
by yakkoTDI
Mon Jan 18, 2016 4:13 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1631: "Longer Than Usual"
Replies: 39
Views: 8163

Re: 1631: "Longer Than Usual"

Echo244 wrote:
rmsgrey wrote:specialist computers with other functions than just pure gaming...


...specialist computers to connect you to some sort of media store and digital restrictions management system?


FTFY
by yakkoTDI
Fri Jan 15, 2016 6:59 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1630: "Quadcopter"
Replies: 34
Views: 6304

Re: 1630: "Quadcopter"

suso wrote:I think Randall got a quadcopter recently. I think Randall also knows that some of us got quadcopters recently. :twisted:


FTFY
by yakkoTDI
Tue Jan 12, 2016 4:15 pm UTC
Forum: What If?
Topic: What-If 0141: "Sunbeam"
Replies: 81
Views: 29766

Re: What-If 0141: "Sunbeam"

Beavertails wrote:A Dyson Sphere Death Star?


Buy their vacuums or else the Earth gets it!!!!
by yakkoTDI
Fri Jan 01, 2016 2:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1623: "2016 Conversation Guide"
Replies: 94
Views: 19462

Re: 1623: "2016 Conversation Guide"

Quicksilver wrote:I'll leave anything relating to hoverboards to Seth Sentry.


As do I.


CocoaNutCakery wrote:Here's the robot butler of 2016:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51yGC3iytbY


I kept waiting for it to go crazy and slaughter the family. What a huge letdown.
by yakkoTDI
Fri Dec 25, 2015 7:16 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1621: "Fixion"
Replies: 19
Views: 6150

Re: 1621: "Fixion"

richP wrote:wouldn't the discovery of said particle put all the physicists out of work?

side not: "physicists" is surprisingly hard to spell correctly.


Theoretically yes.

Also, 'note' seems to be hard to spell correctly as well.
by yakkoTDI
Mon Nov 30, 2015 10:58 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1610: "Fire Ants"
Replies: 36
Views: 9937

Re: 1610: "Fire Ants"

Living in Florida, I can assure you that fire ants are, in fact, not cool. I live in Florida as well. Ants are cool no matter where you live as long as they do not invade your sleeping space. Fire ants? I'd rather hire ants! (Hey, it's early Monday after a lot of Thanksgiving feasts and staying up ...
by yakkoTDI
Mon Nov 30, 2015 10:47 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1609: "Food Combinations"
Replies: 57
Views: 12333

Re: 1609: "Food Combinations"

Well, considering the date of publication, it's a blessing he didn't include turkey and stuffing in the base list. BTW, who remembers the product advertised, "Everything tastes better, with _________ on it" ? What is Blue Bonnet? Can I have old ad slogans for $400 Alex? One I actually tri...
by yakkoTDI
Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:03 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1606: "Five-Day Forecast"
Replies: 115
Views: 21102

Re: 1606: "Five-Day Forecast"

CharlieP wrote:I can't be the only person who instinctively picked up his mouse to click on the button to change to Celsius.


Actually you can be but probably are not.
by yakkoTDI
Tue Nov 17, 2015 3:40 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1604: "Snakes"
Replies: 66
Views: 11972

Re: 1604: "Snakes"

Coyoty wrote:A snake! A snake! Ω, it's a snake!


Ωy! I am going to badger you for better puns.
by yakkoTDI
Fri Nov 13, 2015 4:06 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1603: "Flashlights"
Replies: 64
Views: 17415

Re: 1603: "Flashlights"

I recently upgraded my front bike light from "vaguely know there's a cyclist there" to "this path is daylight now". Daylight?! You mean you got one of these? http://reviews.mtbr.com/review-cateye-volt-6000 The beam pattern photo on page two is what make me want a couple for my b...
by yakkoTDI
Mon Nov 09, 2015 4:31 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1601: "Isolation"
Replies: 103
Views: 22587

Re: 1601: "Isolation"

Whizbang wrote:They do, however, seem to give some fucks toward whoever they are texting.


But are they good fucks like that one time with the Swedish aerobics instructor and I on the couch or is it more like the Chihuahua on your leg at a party?
by yakkoTDI
Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:59 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1595: "30 Days Hath September"
Replies: 132
Views: 24028

Re: 1595: "30 Days Hath September"

WilliamLehnsherr wrote:But by the looks of things I've pulled that completely out of my arse.


Good for you! I had a friend only pull it halfway out and that caused a nasty infection.
by yakkoTDI
Mon Oct 05, 2015 3:55 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1586: "Keyboard Problems"
Replies: 61
Views: 10721

Re: 1586: "Keyboard Problems"

PEBKAC yea, but... cueball is sitting on the floor. PICNIC then? ** With great irony, Windows decided to turn on "filter keys" on both of my computers today. One is Win8.1, one is Win10. I've already disabled the "turn on filter keys when right shift is pressed for 8 seconds" op...
by yakkoTDI
Fri Oct 02, 2015 4:27 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1585: "Similarities"
Replies: 26
Views: 6086

Re: 1585: "Similarities"

Well yes. But I still don't understand the "brand" reference. I don't really get any of it. Based on reading explainxkcd.com, I guess that one "brand" is Twilight , since Fifty Shades was originally Twilight Internet fanfic, and this is vaguely related to the origin of The Marti...
by yakkoTDI
Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:48 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1578: Squirrelphone
Replies: 38
Views: 8448

Re: 1578: Squirrelphone

Caesar wrote:I have no earthly idea what this comic, or the title text for that matter, is about.


Do you perhaps have an unearthly idea at least?

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