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by clanders
Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:27 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0931: "Lanes"
Replies: 253
Views: 68492

Re: 0931: "Lanes"

What the hell kind of an ending is "Man, fuck cancer. Really."?? Man, fuck xkcd. Really.
by clanders
Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:35 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0926: "Time Vulture"
Replies: 85
Views: 21170

Re: 0926: "Time Vulture"

Wow that was so deep. Randall Monroe, boldly exploring thoughts of death and time relativity, going where no man has gone before.
by clanders
Fri May 27, 2011 11:00 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0904: "Sports"
Replies: 128
Views: 29569

Re: 904: "Sports"

Randall once again "writes" a comic that grossly oversimplifies and misunderstands something. I thought scientists were all about being precise and exact?
by clanders
Sat May 21, 2011 1:49 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0901: "Temperature"
Replies: 114
Views: 28616

Re: 0901: "Temperature"

"Shit," Randall thought, looking at the comic he had just created for his thrice-weekly online comic. It was actually funny. Like, in a subtle, show-don't-tell way. Totally uncharacteristic. All the cuddlefish were going to be so disappointed. Who could have a get-out-of-my-head moment wit...
by clanders
Wed May 18, 2011 11:26 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0900: "Religions"
Replies: 178
Views: 38943

Re: 0900: "Religions"

It felt, to me, like we had three separate comics here - each panel was its own.

And only the first one was funny. Should have just had the first panel.
by clanders
Mon May 16, 2011 10:15 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0899: "Number Line"
Replies: 355
Views: 80930

Re: 899: "Number Line"

Randall tragically died two years ago, but he coded a program to automatically draw stick figures and attach to them jokes in the form of a tri-weekly comic. Unfortunately, Randall was not half the programmer he thought he was.
by clanders
Sat Apr 23, 2011 2:04 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0889: "Turtles"
Replies: 207
Views: 60082

Re: 0889: Turtles

Here's something. All you people complaining about this or other comics threatening to leave... go. What does he even owe you? The comics are free and so are you. Honestly, the only reason I visit xkcd anymore is so I can understand the xkcd sucks reviews and post on the forums about how terrible t...
by clanders
Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:36 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0889: "Turtles"
Replies: 207
Views: 60082

Re: 0889: Turtles

I think Randall sustained a blow to the head. Can anything else explain the nonsense that he's been putting out recently?

This comic would have been marginally better if he had left out the turtle "thinking" things.
by clanders
Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:11 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0888: "Heaven"
Replies: 131
Views: 34785

Re: 0888: Heaven

I don't want to spoil the surprise Randy, but when you do finally have sex, you'll know.
by clanders
Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:16 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0819: "Five-Minute Comics: Part 1"
Replies: 141
Views: 26589

Re: 0819: "Five-Minute Comics: Part 1"

All I could think of while reading these piles of crap is how similar they are to every other xkcd of late.

The boys at xkcd sucks are gunna have a field day.
by clanders
Fri Sep 17, 2010 2:43 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0794: "Inside Joke"
Replies: 131
Views: 34151

Re: ''Inside Joke'' Discussion (#794)

Whether this comic is true or not... it is not at all funny.
by clanders
Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:48 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0789: "Showdown"
Replies: 46
Views: 13081

Re: "Showdown" Discussion #789

Is this for real?
by clanders
Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:48 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0786: "Exoplanets"
Replies: 82
Views: 24359

Re: "Exoplanets" Discussion (#786)

I felt, during the buildup, that this comic had real potential. That's not something I feel with most xkcd comics these days. And then came the punchline, and all that buildup let me down.
by clanders
Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:36 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0785: "Open Mic Night"
Replies: 89
Views: 20829

Re: "Open Mic Night" discussion (#785)

Ever notice how the more successful xkcd becomes, the less funny it gets?
by clanders
Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:23 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0779: "Anxiety"
Replies: 113
Views: 67961

Re: "Anxiety" discussion (#779)

I mean I get the joke, but the premise is too ridiculous to really be humorous.
by clanders
Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:37 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0778: "Scheduling"
Replies: 159
Views: 46528

Re: "Scheduling" discussion (#778)

Hahaha at first you think its gunna be a porno but then THEY PLAY A BOARD GAME!!! Komedy GOLD
by clanders
Tue Aug 10, 2010 7:21 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0777: "Pore Strips"
Replies: 71
Views: 23157

Re: "Pore Strips" discussion (#777)

Does anyone remember that episode of RvB early on, where Jimmy got beat with his own skull by Tex?

"This doesn't seem physically possible!"
by clanders
Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:20 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0775: "Savannah Ancestry"
Replies: 461
Views: 82339

Re: "Savannah Ancestry" discussion (#775)

Saw that one coming from a mile away.
by clanders
Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:28 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0774: "Atheists"
Replies: 1042
Views: 185498

Re: "Atheists" discussion (#774)

More proof that Randy thinks so little of you, his audience, that he has to explain his joke.
by clanders
Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:32 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0770: "All the Girls"
Replies: 95
Views: 28842

Re: "All the Girls" Discussion (#770)

Creeptastic!
by clanders
Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:23 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0764: "One Two"
Replies: 348
Views: 72656

Re: "One Two" Discussion

If you get offended by a bad joke, honestly, you're not much of an anthro major. You should have thicker skin than that, being an academic in a dying field.
by clanders
Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:53 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0760: "Moria"
Replies: 113
Views: 25971

Re: "Moria" Discussion

Randy's not trying anymore.
by clanders
Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:32 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0759: "3x9"
Replies: 135
Views: 41973

Re: "3x9" Discussion (#759)

This comic is stupid.
by clanders
Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:24 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0757: "Toot"
Replies: 103
Views: 22963

Re: "Toot" discussion (#757)

A garbage comic. And I knew it was leading up to a vuvuzela reference; which, while so easy to make funny, failed.
by clanders
Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:37 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0756: "Public Opinion"
Replies: 93
Views: 26355

Re: "Public Opinion" discussion (#756)

Randy's bland social commentary aside... oh wait, there's nothing else to this comic.
by clanders
Sat May 08, 2010 5:42 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0737: "Yogurt"
Replies: 97
Views: 19545

Re: "Yogurt" Discussion

AAAAAAAAAAND we're back to shitty ol' xkcd. I was worried for a moment Randy!
by clanders
Mon May 03, 2010 6:09 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0735: "Floor"
Replies: 87
Views: 20498

Re: "Floor" Discussion

Taking a common [childhood] activity to its illogical extreme - Randy does it again! And again. And again.
by clanders
Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:38 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0732: "HDTV"
Replies: 222
Views: 78177

Re: "HDTV" Discussion

It baffles me that people find xkcd worth reading.
by clanders
Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:04 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0730: "Circuit Diagram"
Replies: 254
Views: 99372

Re: "Circuit Diagram" Discussion

Looks like Randy wanted to put out a new poster.
by clanders
Mon Apr 12, 2010 5:06 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0726: "Seat Selection"
Replies: 112
Views: 26804

Re: "Seat Selection" Discussion

This was literally the best comic in months. AND THE ALT TEXT DIDN'T RUIN IT! I guess even Randy can get something right sometimes.
by clanders
Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:19 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0725: "Literally"
Replies: 139
Views: 35156

Re: "Literally" Discussion

All that buildup... and all that letdown.
by clanders
Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:00 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0724: "Hell"
Replies: 184
Views: 74432

Re: "Hell" Discussion

Classic xkcd. Of course the alt text ruins it because Randy has something against unadulterated humor, but I've already repressed it so that the comic stands alone.
by clanders
Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:18 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0721: "Flatland"
Replies: 125
Views: 50439

Re: "Flatland" Discussion

I'm not convinced Randy is even trying to be funny anymore.
by clanders
Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:19 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0720: "Recipes"
Replies: 88
Views: 22548

Re: "Recipes" Discussion

C'mon, guys, be patient. In a few hundred more mepls, Randy's comic algorithm should catch up to existing humor standards and start to optimize.
by clanders
Sun Mar 28, 2010 4:35 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0719: "Brain Worms"
Replies: 140
Views: 28546

Re: "Brain Worms" Discussion

I used to think the My Hobby ones were the funniest of xkcd.
by clanders
Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:41 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0717: "Furtive"
Replies: 108
Views: 30041

Re: "Furtive" Discussion

Really? Combining Inspector Gadget and lesbians - and then in the alt text, 2girls1cup?? This has all the elements of the new, shit-tastic xkcd: pop culture reference, sex, and a meme - Ranblowmefilterdall hit all of his bases of support with this one! Keep up the mediocre pandering. Any joke becom...
by clanders
Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:43 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0717: "Furtive"
Replies: 108
Views: 30041

Re: "Furtive" Discussion

Really? Combining Inspector Gadget and lesbians - and then in the alt text, 2girls1cup?? This has all the elements of the new, shit-tastic xkcd: pop culture reference, sex, and a meme - Ranblowmefilterdall hit all of his bases of support with this one! Keep up the mediocre pandering. Any joke becom...
by clanders
Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:59 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0717: "Furtive"
Replies: 108
Views: 30041

Re: "Furtive" Discussion

Really? Combining Inspector Gadget and lesbians - and then in the alt text, 2girls1cup?? This has all the elements of the new, shit-tastic xkcd: pop culture reference, sex, and a meme - Ranblowmefilterdall hit all of his bases of support with this one! Keep up the mediocre pandering.
by clanders
Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:07 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0715: "Numbers"
Replies: 185
Views: 51777

Re: "Numbers" Discussion

These are such copouts. When Randall is out of ideas, he just turns to Google!
by clanders
Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:20 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0714: "Porn For Women"
Replies: 298
Views: 67102

Re: "Porn For Women" Discussion

I saw the title, and I knew I was in for yet another bad comic.

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