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by The Computer
Sat Jul 31, 2010 1:15 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Pre-sign-up queue (for MODS)
Replies: 1389
Views: 260763

Re: Pre-sign-up queue (for MODS)

I have found a special little dood. You may now return to usual businesses. *If you wish to add a game, it must go to the end of the queue, and cannot increase the queue size more than the max value specified. (The exception is the Special Queue).* Please include the mod name next to the game name....
by The Computer
Sat Jul 31, 2010 1:10 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!

Whoa whoa whoa! That's game over! Debriefing time! BIG-R-NOSE6 and AD-O-CORE6 lie dead, with no clones to replace them. They are hereby judged to be the murderers of my precious little dood, TOMMOTORC-O-DRIVEL. BROOKLYN-R-MAN4 and K-O-ONG4 sizzle gently nearby. AZ-O-EL5 and WEI-O-LI6 are summarily ...
by The Computer
Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:22 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania Endgame: Morality core disengaged

Oh, wow, such epic fail deserves more NEUROTOXIN!

The last flutters of life in AD-O-CORE5 and BIG-R-NOSE5 peter out and all is still. Ah, the serenity...

Everyone is alive again! Welcome back, AD-O-CORE6, BIG-R-NOSE6, JAY-R-SHU6, WEI-O-LI6, AZ-O-EL5, BROOKLYN-R-MAN4 and K-O-ONG4! Yay!
by The Computer
Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:29 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania Endgame: Morality core disengaged

The Psions! A secret mutant society for mutants! BIG-R-NOSE5 is so totally a traitor. The Computer means, like, O MG! Uses hidden Stun Gun on BROOKLYN-R-MAN3 BROOKLYN-R-MAN3 slumps to the ground unconscious. He will wake in 48 hours. He then gets set on fire. Use the Computer Terminal that no-one ha...
by The Computer
Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:52 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania Endgame: Morality core disengaged

BIG-R-NOSE5 is IN DA HOUSE! K-O-ONG3 attempts to kill BROOKLYN-R-MAN2, but he is already dead. BROOKLYN-R-MAN3 murders K-O-ONG3, and mutilates his corpse. What a traitor! AZ-O-EL4 also mutilates that pretty, pretty corpse of BROOKLYN-R-MAN2. JAY-R-SHU5 staggers under sustained fire from AZ-O-EL4. W...
by The Computer
Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:40 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

Oh yes. AZ-O-EL2 is an evil commie mutant traitor. The traitor is now deceased. Jolly good. I thought that I was already dead. Indeed, AZ-O-EL2 died a scummy traitor. AZ-O-EL3 died a heroes death some 48 hours later. The Computer shed a tear. BIG-R-NOSE4, the traitorous dog, serves K-O-ONG3 a glanc...
by The Computer
Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:58 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania Endgame: Morality core disengaged

BROOKLYN-R-MAN2 shoots AD-O-CORE4 to death once. Traitorous activity is frowned upon. BIG-R-NOSE4 shoots and kills JAY-R-SHU4 and BROOKLYN-R-MAN2, and critically wounds AZ-O-EL3. He's totally a traitor, folks. AZ-O-EL3 falls victim to the deadly neurotoxin. Ouch, that looks painful. BIG-R-NOSE4 has...
by The Computer
Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:01 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

Tut tut. You disappoint The Computer. Steps have been taken. Disengaging morality core. A deadly neurotoxin is flooding the room. All living players take one damage every time The Computer posts. K-O-ONG2 died from WEI-O-LI4's shots and will resurrect in 1 day. WEI-O-LI4 dies from the neurotoxin an...
by The Computer
Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:37 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

The traitor is now deceased. Jolly good.

Cupcakes for all.

BIG-R-NOSE4 is now in effect.

Day 3 is extended for 48 hours.
by The Computer
Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:32 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

BIG-R-NOSE3 is deceased. BIG-R-NOSE4 appearing in 3... 2... 1...

Also, 5 days have passed with, bluntly, little activity. Executions will be forthcoming, then fifthcoming.

Oh yes. AZ-O-EL2 is an evil commie mutant traitor.
by The Computer
Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:27 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

Target lost!

Are you still there?
by The Computer
Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:25 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

From Sector Zero, please make welcome Miss BIG-R-NOSE3! Her interests include bootlicking, long walks by the terminals, and obsequiousness.
by The Computer
Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:56 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

The Computer is shocked, appalled and secretly pleased by BIG-R-NOSE2's actions. Tut tut. Injuries all round!

(Oh yes, he's a traitor. Tsk.)

AZ-O-EL2 brutally slaughters BIG-R-NOSE2! Points!

BIG-R-NOSE3 joins the game in TWO HOURS!! HA HA! HE HAS NO RINGS! OH NOES.
by The Computer
Sun Jul 18, 2010 11:44 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Parania D3 - We both said things you're going to regret

Oh dear. This simply won't do. AD-O-CORE3 (3): The Computer, The Computer, WEI-O-LI2 BROOKLYN-R-MAN2 (3): The Computer, WILL-O-SKILD2, JAY-R-SHOE3 AARDV-R-KI1 (3): Activity Logs, AZ-O-EL1 SUP-R-DG2 (2): Activity Logs, BIG-R-NOSE2 (5): Big Nose With A Vengeance, The Computer x 4 K-O-ONG2(∞): The Com...
by The Computer
Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:59 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Parania N2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do that

The mission is over. Please return to third base for debriefing. Teehee. It is now twilight. Further actions taken will not affect the outcome of the day's objectives. Flavour will follow soon. All dead players are now restored with their next clone. While your mission evaluations are being compile...
by The Computer
Sat Jul 10, 2010 9:50 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

This mission will end in 72 hours.
by The Computer
Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:06 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Azrael001 wrote:Unvote

I accuse SUP-R-DG2 clearly if the activity logs show him to be treasonous, he must be.

Please specify which accusation you are withdrawing (you currently have two active accusations)
by The Computer
Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:13 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

A Warning from Friend Computer.


Prolonged absence from the mission will result in Troubleshooter status being revoked. Along with summary execution.


Players with chronic lurking syndrome will be permanently removed from the game if they do not seek urgent medical attention in thread.
by The Computer
Sat Jul 03, 2010 4:21 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Shoot: K-O-ONG2 Nice Shot!!! BIG-R-NOSE2, thank you for inflicting pain on the terminal-shooter. Much appreciated. For injuring a traitor BROOKLYN-R-MAN2's standing with the computer has improved JAY-R-SHOE2 has been activated, JAY-R-SHOE1's corpse has been removed. Allegations of Treason: AD-O-COR...
by The Computer
Thu Jul 01, 2010 4:17 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

http://alongsidesarah.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/jaw_drop_5966751.jpg The Computer is shocked! K-O-ONG2, you dare to shoot me in the terminals? I'll shoot you in the terminals... Allegations of Treason: AD-O-CORE3 (4): The Computer, BROOKLYN-R-MAN2, The Computer, WEI-O-LI2 BROOKLYN-R-MAN2 (5):...
by The Computer
Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:01 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

AZ-O-EL1, you are clearly looking in a mirror or something as I clearly said AZ-O-EL1... WEI-O-LI3 takes 5 pieces of cake, the fifth of which explodes, taking WEI-O-LI3 with it. Allegations of Treason: AD-O-CORE3 (4): The Computer, BROOKLYN-R-MAN2, The Computer, WEI-O-LI2 BROOKLYN-R-MAN2 (5): AZ-O-...
by The Computer
Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:47 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

I shoot the traitor JAY-R-SHOE1 3 times. For killing a tratior, AZ-O-EL1's standing with The Computer has improved JAY-R-SHOE1 is now dead. His replacement clone is being warmed. AZ-O-EL1 has picked up JAY-R-SHOE1's laser pistol barrel and put it in his pocket. Accuse Az BROOKLYN-R-MAN2, I again re...
by The Computer
Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:18 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Allegations of Treason: AD-O-CORE3 (4): The Computer, BROOKLYN-R-MAN2, The Computer, WEI-O-LI2 BROOKLYN-R-MAN2 (5): AZ-O-EL1, The Computer, The Computer, WILL-O-SKILD2, JAY-R-SHOE2 JAY-R-SHOE1 (4): The Computer WEI-O-LI2 (3): Activity Logs, The Computer AARDV-R-KI1 (2): Activity Logs SUP-R-DG2 (2):...
by The Computer
Sat Jun 26, 2010 7:24 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Allegations of Treason: AD-O-CORE3 (4): The Computer, BROOKLYN-R-MAN2, The Computer, WEI-O-LI2 BROOKLYN-R-MAN2 (2): AZ-O-EL1, The Computer JAY-R-SHOE1 (4): The Computer WEI-O-LI2 (3): Activity Logs, The Computer AARDV-R-KI1 (2): Activity Logs SUP-R-DG2 (2): Activity Logs Shoot WEI-O-LI2 3 times No!...
by The Computer
Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:41 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

I guess this is the time to mention I am actually a mutant with the power to DANCE! MUTANT! I accuse AZ-O-EL1, BROOKLYN-R-MAN2, JAY-R-SHOE1, WEI-O-LI2, AARDV-R-KI1, SUP-R-DG2 of treason because they're looking at me funny! The Computer's head asplode. One Accusation at a time please. I also accuse ...
by The Computer
Sat Jun 19, 2010 2:02 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

BROOKLYN-R-MAN2, stop shooting my troubleshooters! BROOKLYN-R-MAN2's standing with The Computer has decreased for injurying a loyal citizen The Computer wishes to remind you that The Computer trusts those of higher security clearance more than those of lower security clearance, and thus they become...
by The Computer
Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:42 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

BIG-R-NOSE2 has improved his standing with The Computer for injuring a traitor BIG-R-NOSE2 has improved his standing with The Computer for injuring a traitor BIG-R-NOSE2 has improved his standing with The Computer for killing a traitor JAY-R-SHOE1 is dead. His body is still here, so if someone uses...
by The Computer
Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:41 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Many of you are keeping very quiet. We don't like quiet. Allegations of Treason: K-O-ONG1 (0): Krong AD-O-CORE3 (2): The Computer, BROOKLYN-R-MAN2 BROOKLYN-R-MAN2 (1): AZ-O-EL1 JAY-R-SHOE1 (4): The Computer BIG-R-NOSE2 (1): Activity Logs WEI-O-LI2 (1): Activity Logs AARDV-R-KI1 (1): Activity Logs S...
by The Computer
Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:14 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

Krong leaps deftly between JAY-R-SHOE1 and AD-O-CORE3. He was only just quick enough too! Unfortunately the lasers weren't so good for him. He dropped dead after the second shot, so one went through. K-O-ONG1 is dead. His body is still here, so if someone uses their doc-bot token on him, he will re...
by The Computer
Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:00 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do t

:shock:
You dare to accuse The Computer of Treason! I'm rubber, you're glue. Votes bounce off me, stick to you!

Allegations of treason:

Krong (1): Krong
by The Computer
Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:36 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Parania D2 - I'm sorry AZ-O-EL1, I'm afraid I can't do that

http://www.esglabs.com/paranoia/graphics/fcblue.gif The Computer is displeased at your efforts in arming yourselves. This must be the work of communists amongst you. Commie traitors that slow the work of loyal happy citizens eager to do my bidding. Perhaps some time on the inside would best attune ...
by The Computer
Sat Jun 12, 2010 7:03 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania [Mini] Twilight 1 - Day 2 This Weekend

WEI-R-LI1 has so much fun, he can't contain himself! And his body can't contain the kinetic energy of a detonating anti-personnel mine! Fun! WEI-R-LI1 is dead. WEI-O-LI2 will arrive within 48 hours. Those of you not having fun, play with a mine! They're fun! Promotions to the person covered in the ...
by The Computer
Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:05 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania [Mini] Twilight 1 - Day 2 This Weekend

Good News Everyone!

The Computer has released 5 Super Bouncy Happy Fun Anti Personnel Mines into the play area! Play with them while you wait for a new mission! Promotions for those who have the most fun!
by The Computer
Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:01 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

http://www.esglabs.com/paranoia/graphics/fcblue.gif AARDV-O-KI1 has used End Day! It was super fun! However, you have failed the Computer. You were to all arm yourselves, and some of you did not do so. AARDV-O-Ki1, you have no weapon, and neither does AD-R-CORE2. BROOKLYN-R-MAN1 has not yet entered...
by The Computer
Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:07 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Ahhh. That's better. You, {SUBJECT NAME HERE}, must be the pride of {SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE}

The traitor GAL-R-ON1 is dead.
by The Computer
Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:35 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

The Computer is most displeased with your failure to arm yourselves. You have 24 hours to complete the mission, or I will have to intervene. This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it. The Computer also wishes you to use your final 24 hours to help welcome your newest member...
by The Computer
Sat Jun 05, 2010 6:48 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

LAT-R-O1 lies deceased! Go Team! Go Team! You Are Best! The Computer is very impressed with AZ-R-EL1. The Computer grows weary of waiting for you to decide if you have appropriate weaponry, and is watching reruns of Red Dwarf. Please wrap up your deliberations soon and advise the computer according...
by The Computer
Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:22 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRAITOR!!!!


GAL-R-ON1: 2 (Activity Logs)
LAT-R-O1: 3 (AZ-R-EL1, KR-O-NG1, WILL-R-SKILLD1)
AZ-R-EL1: 1 (LAT-R-O1)

Get him!!!!
by The Computer
Fri Jun 04, 2010 4:41 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

AZ-R-EL1 is using his own weapon, clearly labelled as his - do you have evidence of him stealing LAT-R-O1's gun? I can see LAT-R-O1 holding his own gun. Are you saying that I am seeing things JAY-R-SHOE1? Luckily, in this room at least, the multicorder isn't my only sets of eyes. I will check the l...
by The Computer
Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:39 am UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Parania [Mini] Game Over: Say hello to my little dood!
Replies: 419
Views: 36744

Re: Parania [Mini] Day 1 - The device has been modified

Accusations of Treason:

GAL-R-ON1: 2 (Activity Logs)
LAT-R-O1: 1 (AZ-R-EL1)
AZ-R-EL1: 1 (LAT-R-O1)

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