Let's focus on the real scandal here, please: Randall is trying to take credit for malamanteau, a word that I invented three years ago. My lawyers are drafting some strongly-worded letters as we speak!
Yes, hello everyone. I am the inventor of the word "malamanteau." Royalty checks and self-addressed stamped envelopes for autographed headshots can be sent to my publicist at 6** N 19th St., Philadelphia PA, 19130. Best wishes,