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by QuantumED
Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:35 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9369363

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

I have to put this laptop away now. I have physics next.
by QuantumED
Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:33 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 288681

Re: Attack and Defend

*I defend with a vampire*

Those aren't fangs... THESE are fangs!

*I attack with asterisks*
by QuantumED
Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:30 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: King Of The Hill
Replies: 123
Views: 11592

Re: King Of The Hill

Having been a regular through three threads of a King of the Hill game on another forum, I eat you all with my experience.

Mwuahahahahahahahahaha.
by QuantumED
Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4346
Views: 553988

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

I tried to do well at this game once. Then I got eaten by a butterfly and started writing Haikus.

The above sentence
Does not form a good Haiku
Do not ask me why.
by QuantumED
Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:27 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: No, That's A...
Replies: 395
Views: 44020

Re: No, That's A...

No, that's Centrebet. The internet is what happens when you combine genius, idiocy, four apples, seven cc of mouse blood and the crushed dreams of a thousand children.

Oh, and an ex-rabbit. Well, an ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-EX-rabbit.
by QuantumED
Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:23 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 288681

Re: Attack and Defend

I defend by doing absolutely nothing. This confuses the lawyers, at which point I hit them with a UberMegaJiggaHyperDrainofDestiny, bringing their level down to 1 (it drains 9001 levels). I then set them on fire, turn them into apples and punt them at the next poster. Yes, level 1 burning apples. Fe...
by QuantumED
Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:56 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4346
Views: 553988

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

I'll show you a rawrgasmatron!
by QuantumED
Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1056158

Re: Vending machine!

You somehow get a 'song' by Justin Bieber.

I put in a 'song' by Justin Bieber.
by QuantumED
Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:47 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 314462

Re: Escape from Raptors

The raptors kill you as they don't pay attention to things typed in invisible typing.

I can't think of any way to avoid the raptors - my hopelessness means they feel sympathy for me and leave me alive.
by QuantumED
Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:19 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: If real life had Patch Notes...
Replies: 27
Views: 5276

Re: If real life had Patch Notes...

General:
The Homework option has now been transferred to the compulsary section.
Everything now involves money. Everything.

Bug fixes:
People now accept things without proof.
by QuantumED
Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:16 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9369363

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

If I had a light, and I turned it on, would it be a light or a dark sucker?
by QuantumED
Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:14 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4346
Views: 553988

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

What do monsters have nightmares about? Me.
by QuantumED
Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:13 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hit the person above you with a random object!
Replies: 1656
Views: 122232

Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

*hacks through silvyr with a silver sickle because, quite frankly, I can*
by QuantumED
Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1056158

Re: Vending machine!

You get a horse's turd (get it? Whinny the Poo? I'm hillarious)

I put in a bad joke.
by QuantumED
Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1224123

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned because I don't want to see your face.
by QuantumED
Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2551659

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, except you did not define the limit of the sky and so you fly into space and die in the vacuum.

I wish I had a wish that I could wish so that I knew what I wanted to wish about wishing I had a wish.
by QuantumED
Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:08 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hugs!
Replies: 30338
Views: 1790709

Re: Hugs!

*hugs with a towel*

hah!
by QuantumED
Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:55 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rate the signature above you
Replies: 916
Views: 131096

Re: Rate the signature above you

I give your signature a lie/10 because as of this post you have 552 internets, not pi internets,

liar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by QuantumED
Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:53 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9369363

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

STAND BACK! I'M GOING TO TRY HOME ECONOMICS!
by QuantumED
Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:50 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1056158

Re: Vending machine!

You get 'The Wicker Man'

I put in a lolcat.
by QuantumED
Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:50 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hugs!
Replies: 30338
Views: 1790709

Re: Hugs!

Cleaning your room. *hugs* 'nuff said.

Studying for a chinese test, pseudo studying for a maths test (come on, it's maths) and possibly studying for ancient history.
by QuantumED
Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:32 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2551659

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. The entire Harry Potter series comes to life, but just as you are getting your wand, Voldemort comes into Ollivanders to abduct him and kills you as a witness.

I wish that no-one saw that I know something about Harry Potter.
by QuantumED
Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:30 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1224123

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for not having enough piety.
by QuantumED
Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:19 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: KITTEN vs. BATMAN
Replies: 120
Views: 22437

Re: KITTEN vs. BATMAN

Well, the point of the trhead is to decide who would win out of a kitten or batman. You must display evidence showing why your point of view is superior to the other. I'm pretty sure I just summed it up, so... http://www.mattwardman.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/q-lolcats-galloping-galloway-private-po...
by QuantumED
Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: If real life had Patch Notes...
Replies: 27
Views: 5276

Re: If real life had Patch Notes...

General:

The code for weapons of mass destruction have been removed from Iraq - they were taking up space on the servers.

Big fixes:
The bug that allowed you to buy a new thing without it becoming outdated the next day has been removed.
by QuantumED
Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:14 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1224123

Re: Ban the person above you

In Soviet Russia, fox bans you!
Banned for making me say that.
by QuantumED
Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:13 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 314462

Re: Escape from Raptors

Raptors have no idea what pastamancery is and eat you. One of them comments on your delicious, pastery taste.

I trick the raptors by not doing anything.
by QuantumED
Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4346
Views: 553988

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Sleeping is overrrated. Like life and Kevin Rudd.
by QuantumED
Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: One Word Story
Replies: 175
Views: 19811

Re: One Word Story

sesquipedalian.
by QuantumED
Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hugs!
Replies: 30338
Views: 1790709

Re: Hugs!

You have a cat in your avatar. 'nuff said'

*hugs lots*
by QuantumED
Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2551659

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia wishes less of you.

I wish like a fox.
by QuantumED
Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:09 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9369363

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

I had a physics test today. And it wasn't hard. Is there something wrong with me?
by QuantumED
Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:08 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1056158

Re: Vending machine!

You get a Hershebian Half-Dong

I put in a smily.
by QuantumED
Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:05 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: KITTEN vs. BATMAN
Replies: 120
Views: 22437

Re: KITTEN vs. BATMAN

Mishrak ain't got nothing on meee! I haz over 140 lolcatz! Naow, I shalt combine all teh mighty powahs of teh blogosphere into one, to beat batman! Over 9000 lolcats are owning all your base with their lazurs that they charge and fire from roflcopters while raptor jesus runs in on foot and engages r...
by QuantumED
Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:01 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2551659

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted! However, you are in Soviet Russia, so the Alligators Segway you!

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.
by QuantumED
Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:59 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hugs!
Replies: 30338
Views: 1790709

Re: Hugs!

I watch you sleep - if you notice me, you get hugs. *hugs*
by QuantumED
Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:58 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1056158

Re: Vending machine!

The dynamite doesn't explode, but due to quantum fluctuations in the space-time continum, turns into a chicken and walks out, making odd sizzling noise. Incidently, the chicken soon blows up, creating a hole in the ground that looks kind of like a hole in the ground.

I put in a non-sequitur.
by QuantumED
Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:55 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9369363

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Physics revision for a test. But physics is easy in this grade! I don't want to revise! I want to lose twenty dollars and my self respect! LLOOSEEE THE GAME!!!!! Just like you.
by QuantumED
Sun Jun 06, 2010 12:45 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: One Word Story
Replies: 175
Views: 19811

Re: One Word Story

vouz.
by QuantumED
Sun Jun 06, 2010 12:45 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1224123

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for thinking human flesh tastes like coke (it actually tastes like a mixture between puppy and panda flesh).

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