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by Corvin
Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:15 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0236: "Collecting Double-Takes"
Replies: 159
Views: 64827

eh, the radio station i work at runs contests like that all the time: "what's the oddest collection of items you can purchase for sexual pleasure AND a double-take from the cashier?"

usually the winner gets a gift certificate to a fetish store.

Corvin
by Corvin
Mon Jan 01, 2007 5:32 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0204: "America"
Replies: 19
Views: 11067

0204: "America"

Image.

President Carter and the Killer Rabbit.

truly, a harrowing account of man v beast. Carter continues to stand as a giant among presidents, in my opinion.

Corvin
by Corvin
Wed Dec 27, 2006 4:01 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0201: "Christmas GPS"
Replies: 64
Views: 15263

my offset was 3,000 miles.

Corvin
by Corvin
Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:24 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: It's a real Christmas miracle!
Replies: 9
Views: 3083

>_> now im hungry for quesadillas.

but noooo! i live in oregon! where the mexicans dont know how to make mexican food!

ok, so really they just make it like californians and not Texans. curse regional differences!

Corvin
by Corvin
Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:08 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: sick as a dog
Replies: 35
Views: 7782

i assume you're referring to this and this and this . googled it just now, since i'd not heard anything like this before. looks like, based off the bottle, the ingredients are still the same, and ive been using it since before they settled that one lawsuit with no adverse side-effects. also, i shoul...
by Corvin
Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:51 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: sick as a dog
Replies: 35
Views: 7782

when i get sick, i generally double my vitamin dosage and continue pumping iron and exercising to keep the blood flowing and my metabolic rate up. if im sick enough to where medicine is warranted, i mix up a batch of green tea, zicam, nyquil (or dayquil), and aspirin in addition to the vitamins and ...
by Corvin
Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:49 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body
Replies: 1607
Views: 193705

Similar experience. I got hit by a small car that was just accelerating to turn right (bitch didn't check the sidewalk). I got hit, and went almost straight up. My first thought was, "Shit! My milkshake!" Then I realized I got hit by a car and went, "Fuck! The ground!" It was a ...
by Corvin
Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:47 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body
Replies: 1607
Views: 193705

i can move my scalp. like, several centimeters. i was trying to learn how to move my ears, and that was the result. i can move my eyes fairly independently of one another, but it hurts after a few moments. i can absorb the force of a bmw travelling at 2-4 mph without sustaining injury, as tested whe...
by Corvin
Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:29 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Stupid stupid
Replies: 80
Views: 18046

I just got a $281 ticket for blowing a red light on my bicycle. The traffic going the opposite direction had green+left-arrow, there were no cars behind me, and bikes don't trigger the sensor at that intersection (they do at some intersections around here but not that one) so I wouldn't have got a ...
by Corvin
Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:51 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: They must be having fun up there
Replies: 26
Views: 6001

"I had long, long hair and I was like, 'Aw, I don't know if I could go there and cut my hair,'" Williams described of the Naval Academy. "But I think I was a little scared to go live in New York City. So I chose the Naval Academy — that's less scary than New York City." off of ...
by Corvin
Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:42 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: By popular demand: Post your face!
Replies: 3963
Views: 614692

lani wrote:I haven't posted in a while...here are a couple from a shoot my bf and I did on our road trip to Colorado...


you look like an Enya cd cover.

Corvin
by Corvin
Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:17 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thats right, You're not from texas
Replies: 42
Views: 9782

Texas is a study in contrasts. ive come to appreciate that more since ive moved to oregon. if y'all read something positive, milholland's got a pretty decent grasp of north Texas attitudes, and some of east Texas, also. obviously he exaggerates for comedic value but really not by much. there's about...
by Corvin
Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:45 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0197: "Ninja Turtles"
Replies: 54
Views: 25585

not according to the ending song of the first movie.

and i quote from memory: "leonardo, michaelangelo, and donatello make up the team with one other fellow. Raphael. he's the leader of the group transformed from the norm by the nuclear goop."

Corvin
by Corvin
Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:13 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: By popular demand: Post your face!
Replies: 3963
Views: 614692

lani wrote:Everywhere has a pretty sunset every once in a while...but in Tucson, it's literally a daily occurance. Can you say that for MN? :P


it has something to do with all the desert dust in the air. i used to live in Yuma, and it was the same way.

Corvin
by Corvin
Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:42 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: By popular demand: Post your face!
Replies: 3963
Views: 614692

I want to leave this place someday and move some where new...but relocation is so fuckin' expensive!! no it isnt. unless you have some strange attachment to your furniture. i moved from Texas to oregon with 13 medium boxes of stuff and two suitcases on $1,000. granted, my family is holding my libra...
by Corvin
Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:06 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: By popular demand: Post your face!
Replies: 3963
Views: 614692

Every now and then, I like to pretend I'm a Texan (I'm not) but you got here as fast as you could! Ahem: Singular: y'all plural: all y'all singular possessive: y'all's plural possessive: all y'all's I hope you feel educated now. you tell 'em! and you did the conjunction properly. that sign outside ...
by Corvin
Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:58 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: DVDs and stuff?
Replies: 36
Views: 7613

I recommend Night Stalker, the series. it ended way before it's time, and i wish the story could have been completed. the commentaries give enough to tell you where they would have liked to have taken it, though. Also, Night Watch (a russian import) was pretty damn good. cant wait for the rest of th...
by Corvin
Thu Nov 23, 2006 11:43 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: By popular demand: Post your face!
Replies: 3963
Views: 614692

since the thread is dying (when it should be *stickied*ahem*), i figured why not post the latest image i have of my own fine self.

unfortunately, angelfire doesnt allow direct linking, so you'll have to click here.

Corvin
by Corvin
Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:36 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Playlists
Replies: 77
Views: 15659

fjafjan wrote:Too late...


i'd say a good 85-90% of my playlist i could listen to on repeat for days at a time. it comes with having a very limited amount of hard drive space to put songs onto.

though im hoping to have the cash for a new external hard drive this christmas.

Corvin
by Corvin
Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:37 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Playlists
Replies: 77
Views: 15659

My dj'ing list

because i have something like 5,700 songs i could list.

Corvin
by Corvin
Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:23 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: By popular demand: Post your face!
Replies: 3963
Views: 614692

You found the rest of the photoshoot? :oops: Oh my...well then, you've probably found a lot of pictures of me... And um thank you all for the compliments...but c'mon, all of these pictures were taken by a guy who does this on the side. He knows how to make anyone look good, so really, most of what ...
by Corvin
Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:51 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: By popular demand: Post your face!
Replies: 3963
Views: 614692

lani wrote:image


i went to college with you!

Madravenstark
by Corvin
Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:00 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How was work today?
Replies: 92
Views: 16184

i got so sick of my job, i started a webcomic to describe it all.

then i realized there's no way to describe it all.

there just isnt.

Corvin
by Corvin
Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:00 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How many would it take?
Replies: 360
Views: 51355

I think the answer lies within your ability to use children as a bludgeoning/projectile weapon. damn, you beat me to it. spinning airplanes, body drops, drop kicks, weak points (face, stomach, knees...), and pure orneryness on my part would all contribute to being able to take out quite a few. im t...
by Corvin
Sun Nov 05, 2006 4:50 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: hardest decisions on bestthing.info
Replies: 111
Views: 34884

"getting to the next vote by creating an option" or "the feel of a woman's lips on ya thing" ... that's hard only because both options suck. "watching a woman fuck a horse" - and would it go against the point of BestThings.info if you took some options out? Corvin
by Corvin
Sun Nov 05, 2006 4:42 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: When I Was Your Age...
Replies: 93
Views: 18126

all this talk about technological advancement and computers and giggawatts and terrabits... how about those inventions that have nothing to do with computers? such as a removable sweatband for baseball caps that can be washed, thus preserving the pristine condition of the cap itself? or the magnetic...
by Corvin
Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:13 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I'm so nerdy that I ...
Replies: 1377
Views: 205766

but it would be stellar if i could.

Corvin
by Corvin
Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:07 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I'm so nerdy that I ...
Replies: 1377
Views: 205766

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by Corvin
Thu Nov 02, 2006 8:25 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Resonant frequency of coffee
Replies: 24
Views: 9916

given how drunk i was, im amazed i typed that all without typos.

sorry for the wrong thread.

Corvin
by Corvin
Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:58 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0149: "Sandwich"
Replies: 74
Views: 67107

This is quite embarassing, but I originally laughed my ass off at this comic for the wrong reason. I thought "sudo" was referring to the sudden invasion of "sudoku" as the new hip trendy thing for people to do. I attributed the person's instant change of mind about making the sa...
by Corvin
Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:46 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0177: "Alice and Bob"
Replies: 33
Views: 17077

0177: "Alice and Bob"

is xkcd really barred from speaking at crypto conferences?

is it really for these reasons?

because that would make me giggle insanely.

Corvin
by Corvin
Sun Oct 29, 2006 3:52 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I've never before seen so potent an explanation of copyright
Replies: 30
Views: 8211

i watched the whole thing, excluding the credits, and i just want to point something out: they may have convinced the kids not to copy the floppy, but they're machinations also ended up persuading the kids to skip fourth period in favor of playing a video game. trade one evil for another? Corvin
by Corvin
Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:44 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I'm so nerdy that I ...
Replies: 1377
Views: 205766

Peshmerga wrote:I'm so nerdy... I've only dated band geeks.


my first girlfriend was a band geek.

Corvin
by Corvin
Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:57 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I'm so nerdy that I ...
Replies: 1377
Views: 205766

im so nerdy...

that i got beaten up regularly in middle school.

Corvin
by Corvin
Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:15 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0175: "Automatic Doors"
Replies: 65
Views: 32064

my university had sliding doors at the student commons. unfortunately, because they opened a little slowly, nearly everyone ignored them in favor of smashing down the emergency exit handles. and our building manager simply could not let it wait until the rush died down, no. she would insist everyone...
by Corvin
Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:33 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Some people *tsk tsk*
Replies: 24
Views: 7051

maybe they knew about this girl?

Corvin
by Corvin
Fri Oct 13, 2006 4:36 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: hardest decisions on bestthing.info
Replies: 111
Views: 34884

a killer that comes back at exactly the right time or lesbians who let you watch.
not being faster than the tiger, but faster than your friend or perfect abs
teleportation portals or deciding to stay in bed for the warmth...of the person in it

Corvin
by Corvin
Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:48 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Attention Music Aficionados
Replies: 66
Views: 20673


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