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by airtank
Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:52 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: EVE Online
Replies: 4828
Views: 648558

Re: EVE Online

YO ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS I'VE BEEN PLAYING EVE FOR A YEAR AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS THREAD EXISTED.

hi, i'm one of your friendly (and increasingly-inactive -- thanks eve) #xkcd ops. i play eve online in the internet spaceship alliance fatal ascension. we're blue to goons and it's fucking fun.
by airtank
Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:35 pm UTC
Forum: Site/Forum issues
Topic: xkcd hosts porn? (keep thread SFW)
Replies: 9
Views: 5692

Re: xkcd hosts porn? (keep thread SFW)

It's an automated script that pulls any image tagged NSFW from #xkcd.
by airtank
Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:45 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3490628

Re: Woman Thread - Holds 5% more blue liquid than other brands!

Anyone here have advice about Nuvarings or similar products? A friend of mine wants to start using passive contraception with her boyfriend rather than condoms, but she hates taking pills. Nuvarings and the like are more trouble than they're worth. And come on , birth control pills are tiny. She ca...
by airtank
Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:40 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Teacher Quotes
Replies: 1764
Views: 401653

Re: Awesome Teacher Quotes

Dr. Brenden Kelly, Ethics in Communication

In a discussion about personal property/personal space:

Dr. Kelly: "And how do you respect other students?"
Student: "Don't touch them."
Dr. Kelly: "Don't touch them? But how will we make new students?"
by airtank
Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:14 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Your biases
Replies: 124
Views: 9808

Re: Your biases

The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:Against:
People who dislike psychology...


I really dislike psych majors. Are you biased against me?
by airtank
Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:58 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3490628

Re: Woman thread - NO HOMERS CLUB

:roll:

Meaux_Pas wrote:Airtank, quit trolling. I have very little patience for that.


not trolling! they're so serious, though. yeesh.
by airtank
Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:03 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3490628

Re: Woman thread - NO HOMERS CLUB

whatever. i live in suburbia, i don't know what needful violence is. just playful violence.
by airtank
Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:00 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body
Replies: 1607
Views: 191221

Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

hewathe wrote:I have a guitar-shaped birth mark. :D


pix!~*
by airtank
Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:57 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3490628

Re: Woman thread - NO HOMERS CLUB

crowey wrote:What? If I knew someone who got drunk and hit people who, through their own admission, didn't deserve it, I'd think that person is a dick.
Glorifying needless violence is a bad thing.


weenie.
by airtank
Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:47 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3490628

Re: Woman thread - NO HOMERS CLUB

crowey wrote:yeah, beating up people who don't deserve it is really cool. Totally not illegal or a twattish thing to do at all. :|


oh, get off it.

natraj wrote:...Mostly all while I was homeless...


oh boy. mind telling me more about being homeless? why/when/where/how long, etc.
by airtank
Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:39 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body
Replies: 1607
Views: 191221

Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

i've got dimples in my shoulders and everyone asks me if i had surgery. :( i think they're cute.
by airtank
Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:20 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3490628

Re: Woman thread - NO HOMERS CLUB

this thread is too touchy-feely for my tastes. let's talk about the times we've beat up boys, whether they deserved it or not. i've gotten two really good, nose-breaking hits in since i've been in college. neither of those guys deserved them, though. at all. and i was really, really drunk both times...
by airtank
Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:00 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Your biases
Replies: 124
Views: 9808

Re: Your biases

towards: smokers anyone who's cool with smokers kids with (cool) tattoos/plugs any dude driving a vehicle bigger than mine conservatives anyone i've kissed in the last year drug users who aren't burnouts *everyone* at a music festival i'm attending. everyone. especially the cool dudes who give me fr...
by airtank
Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:51 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3038029

Re: Post yo' fehs

Image

i'm on the right.
by airtank
Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:46 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Fun words to misspronounce.
Replies: 217
Views: 18096

Re: Fun words to misspronounce.

i'm guilty of pronouncing "eyeballs" as something like "ibbles." this is a recent development.
by airtank
Wed May 21, 2008 4:18 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0426: "Geohashing"
Replies: 224
Views: 39606

Re: "Geohashing" discussion

If you don't get it, go here!


http://blag.xkcd.com/geohashing/
by airtank
Wed May 21, 2008 4:14 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0426: "Geohashing"
Replies: 224
Views: 39606

Re: "Geohashing" discussion

TheCoelacanth wrote:I'm not quite sure if I get this one. Is it describing a method for choosing a pseudo-random location?


sure is.
by airtank
Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:13 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3490628

Re: Girl Thread: You make me feel like a natural womaaaan

Here in Florida, we don't need winter boots, and it's grand. I wear sandals and flats aaaaaalll year long!

You do see people wearing knee-high leather boots (because that's in style atm) and Uggs, though... I think that those people are fooling themselves. ;) 50 degrees is chilly, but it's not cold.
by airtank
Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:33 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0352: "Far Away"
Replies: 233
Views: 31811

Re: "Far Away" Discussion

Echo dataxpress.

Also, echo Sir Munroe!
by airtank
Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:09 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What have you learned the hard way?
Replies: 205
Views: 12193

Re: What have you learned the hard way?

everything.
by airtank
Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:07 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: RIP, OiNK.cd!
Replies: 7
Views: 1806

RIP, OiNK.cd!

http://torrentfreak.com/oinkcd-servers- ... -arrested/

Well, that sucks. Anyone have any indietorrents invites?
by airtank
Thu Oct 18, 2007 7:05 am UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: Worst/Overrated books.
Replies: 753
Views: 282332

Re: Worst/Overrated books.

Totally offtopic, but Airtank, why is your signature not "Why vote for a lesser evil?" 'cause i don't think bush was the lesser evil. Do you know where I can get those stickers for 2008? My 2004 sticker disintegrated whyyyy yes i do. http://www.cafepress.com/buy/Cthulhu/-/pv_design_prod/p...
by airtank
Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:44 am UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: What is your favourite book?
Replies: 808
Views: 309526

Re: What is your favourite book?

TO THE TWO OF YOU WHO SAID ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF SOLITUDE: I'm <3ing at the two of you SO HARD right now! I read A Very Old Man With Enormous Wings last year and was immediately in love. I'm planning on picking up One Hundred Years soon. Thanks for reminding me. ;) I've been devouring books since I w...
by airtank
Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:22 am UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: Worst/Overrated books.
Replies: 753
Views: 282332

Re: Worst/Overrated books.

This is going to just horrify everyone here, but I actually enjoyed Atlas Shrugged . I don't agree with the philosophy, but at least the crudeness of her writing style matches the bluntness with which she pounds her message into our heads. I'd appreciate it if certain other authors did the same. (L...
by airtank
Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:48 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: captcha 4 dummies
Replies: 10
Views: 1059

Re: captcha 4 dummies

I was thinking something more along the lines of how it attests to Pensacola's combined IQ, which is equal to the IQ of a squash.
by airtank
Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:40 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: captcha 4 dummies
Replies: 10
Views: 1059

captcha 4 dummies

This is a screenshot of the local paper's forum registration page.

Image

I'm dumbfounded. I knew people here were kinda stupid, but damn.

Have any of you ever seen anything like this before?
by airtank
Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:11 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0328: "Eggs"
Replies: 166
Views: 33934

Re: "Eggs" Discussion

Another good pickup line: Is there a keg in your pants? Because I want to tap that ass. So the first time I heard that, I was at a kegger in high school and my friend's little brother, who is a cutie, I must admit, walked up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, and recited that line very, very politel...
by airtank
Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:07 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0328: "Eggs"
Replies: 166
Views: 33934

Re: "Eggs" Discussion

space_raptor wrote:NICE.

Best pickup line ever:

Me: Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Her: Uh, no.

Me: Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm space_raptor.


I usually don't pay any attention to guys who use pick-up lines on me, but that one's cute enough to pique my interest.
by airtank
Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:27 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0328: "Eggs"
Replies: 166
Views: 33934

Re: "Eggs" Discussion

voodooKobra wrote:EDIT:
Two things.
1. I'm officially 18 years old. Yay for me!
2. Who turns down casual sex? Srsly.


Happy birthday, and I turn down casual sex.

plunkettt wrote:Or, a baby seal walks into a club.


BEST. JOKE. EVAR. It's by far my favorite.
by airtank
Sat Oct 06, 2007 5:21 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2816687

Re: Confessional Thread

Reckless wrote:Confession: I've had to poop, with moderate intensity, for the past fifteen minutes. I don't particularly feel like leaving the internet at the moment, though.


The line between pastime and addiction is crossed when said pastime begins to interfere with daily activities. Go take a shit. :lol:
by airtank
Sat Oct 06, 2007 4:43 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I'm not convinced all humans feel emotion.
Replies: 59
Views: 4745

Re: I'm not convinced all humans feel emotion.

...sociopaths Yep, that's them! From where I'm sitting, it seems that huge swaths of the human race don't experience emotion - at least, not in the same way that I do. Many of them seem to "think" it - perhaps emulating the way they "know" it "should" be, but lack the ...
by airtank
Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:06 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2816687

Re: Confessional Thread

Shizo wrote:Confession: I feel like learning to crip walk, then do it everywhere I go.


LET'S LEARN TOGETHER. i have the same desire!
by airtank
Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:53 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2816687

Re: Confessional Thread

Verator wrote:I'm ridiculously desperate for an emotionally satisfying relationship.

The constant complaints and hurt comments towards me only fuel my desire to antagonize everyone around me (except the cool people)


You and I should not get into a relationship with one another.
by airtank
Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:50 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What can xkcd do for YOU?
Replies: 217
Views: 16843

Re: What can xkcd do for YOU?

Reading through these, it would appear that I am pretty useless. However, depending on how big our island/plot of land is going to be, walking may or may not be the best mode of transportation. This is where I would come in handy: I can train horses! I'm also pretty handy with lashing (like with rop...
by airtank
Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:31 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2816687

Re: Confessional Thread

Granted, d0rk, that it's a lot easier to open up through interpersonal communication as opposed to personal, face-to-face situations, but nothing beats sitting down and having a long talk with someone you connect with, then giving them a huge hug afterward.
by airtank
Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:18 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2816687

Re: Confessional Thread

Confession: It's been so long since I've had healthy, loving intimate contact with someone that I've forgotten what it's like. Wouldn't it be nice if everyone could just speak their mind, and never hide anything? I'd get told I'm a bitch a looooooot more often, and frankly, it would probably only en...
by airtank
Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:29 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1426842

Re: Man Thread: Might As Well Be Called Lady Thread II

When I had such a relationship it came about because I pretty much wanted to get laid. I had a female friend who shared a mutual attraction but neither of us would ever into a relationship with each other (we were friends and wanted to keep it on that level). So, one day, she was complaining about ...
by airtank
Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:24 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2816687

Re: Confessional Thread

sillybear25 wrote:Confession: I don't know how to use IRC.


Protip: FAQs!

Protip: /server irc.foonetic.net, /join #xkcd <-- that's mostly what you need to know.
by airtank
Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:16 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2816687

Re: Confessional Thread

Airtank, nothing wrong with some IRC over local entertainment. There must be something in the water... Pensacola is culturally dead, which is astounding given the amount of history here. I'm certain it's the water that makes Santa Rosa county so backward and generally stupid, I've been convinced of...
by airtank
Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:01 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2816687

Re: Confessional Thread

xndrew wrote:Oh, and in complete seriousness, Nickleback is bad. Period. I won't budge. This is the only band that I will not allow subjective taste for. They are bad bad bad bad bad.


seconded.

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